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Digital page images are linked to the text file. fs fM I and Pu H FRIDAY J AFTERNOON r- ji i 2 IF YOU DONT YOUR IT FOR I WNTY THIRD YEAR EARLINGTON HOPKINS COUNT KYt OCTOBER 22 1912 No sr t jIFTY INJURED T IN I C WRECK firdken Rail Causes Train to Leave Track and Coaches Plunge Down Embank 1mentiRSJOHN W TWYMAN AMONG THE INJURED t 1 HopkiiiBville Ky Oct 20 A brokeu rail caused an excur iflion traiu on the Illinois Oentrnlj f Itiilroad to leave the track at Greens Grossing six miles from t here at 8 oclock this morning and fifty persons were seriously a injured while the entire hundred and eighty passengers aboarfl wore badly shaken up MostSeriously Injured f None is regarded asbeinc fut i fiiMy injured though several re cpiv d serious injuries from frac I tured bones deep outs and btuis os Among the most seriously injured are George M Clark flapkinsville left shoulder bud ly iujured Dr E N Fruit p Hopkinsville nose broken and bad on to Dave Hord Honey Grove Ky rib fractured and ankle George Harned HoucyGrove fractured hip Bud Akin Adairville leg fracturedWalter McRae Hopkinsville foot badly mashed Marcus Merritt Hopkiusville badly wrenched back wrist cut whnuldersprainedrw0 Hopkins villej dislocated shpulder head cut and hip injured Gt T pow l Hopkinsvil1e rIb 1 nmi k 4 fracturedi f Miss Lovey Ransom Hopkins a1 ville two ribs broken cut on head and limbs E S Sumner Hopkinsville four ribs broken Mrs E S Sumuer Hopis ville wrenched back and dielo Gated shoulder Miss IJettie SuihQer Hopkins yule lower jaw fractured teeth Jbroken ano ear cut Mrs Juo W Twyman Hop kinsville rib fractured and neck injured Walter Wood Sinking Fork Ijly hip fractured and head bad 4y out Geo W Rus8olJr01m8tead i I Ky left foot badly mashed is I 1kuea and hand cut lInaddition to these there were f many who suffered minor injuries l which while very painful I I not of serious nature The accident occured on an andiri rt the fonr passenger coacles plung 1ed off this three turning as they I t t c ashed to the gully below Only the slow spaed at which rithetrl1in was running about 16 timiles an hour as it approached t passengers were r hurt by being hurled about in I i the coaches The baggage coaoh- r r 11iulfjnine remained on the CPaokA jr i Physicians Rushed to Scene Paduabef1ffr this and neighboring towns who an expected to attend the big Wood todaylpl1ere ar soon as possible r hurry call was sent here for I 1physicians and help Doctors t p A o JWns digpatched The injured 1 were soon being cared for and i possibleFi I h ft r I I 1 CIi 4 I 1 jp- r J l tI FIRST NUMBER OF LYCEUM COURSE I Was Great SuccessThe Boyds Enter tamed The People Highly The first number of the Earl ington Lyceum course took place at Temple Theater last night aud was a great success in every way The Boyds were the attrac tion and gave the large audience twohourssofsohu fuii aud amuse ment Owing to the other at tractions in the city the crowd wan not as large as it should have been This was probably the weakest attraction that will be offered this stMtfWi an nil the higher classed and will cou = 6quen ly give bet ter satisfaction A number of the season tickets that were sig ned for have nut been taken and as there are tote lugh class at tractions yet to come it would be well for those who have not yet secured their season tickets to see Ellsworth Evans at the Earl ingtou Bank and get them be fore the next attraction HenifyCrowdu- Sliturday afternoon at 480 oclock Miss Sallie Henify and Mr were quietly married in the presence of a few friends at the residence of Rev Walter N Martin who performed the ceremony The bride is a most popular younu lady and the daughter of Mr and Mrs John Henify while the groom is a valued employee of the St Ber nard Mining Co Both number their friends by the score The young Couple have the best wish es of the Bee and their many frinids for a long and happy wedded fife V I Mrs Bates Improving The many friends of Mrs Geo WY Ba es will be delighted to know that he condition is im proviflg She has been seriously ill for several weeks with tj phoidfcver and her friends had almost given up hope but her conditionNchauged yesterday for the better Card of Thanks We desire to thank the many friends who were so lcit 1and sympathetic in the funeral of my wife and mother WILL EBLUY and SON W R r Made His Demands Definite The minimum wage Idea appeals to one English boy who was asked the other day by his teacher to wrltq as the dally composition a letter to his father asking for an increase In pock et money The boy set forth the need of large funds and ended wlthl a courteous demand for a minimum sum of money One of the reasons for the demand was that the boy did not get enough taffy to eat and had no papers to read Encouraging Him Bashful YouthIm so afraid to BOO your father Did anyone else ever ask him 7 The MaldenYes Arthur and they suffered like heroes The ClubFellow Pitfalls to Avoid Argument as usually managed Is the worst sort of conversation as it Is generally in books the worst sort of reading fcwlft Men of Various Pursuits A policeman a quarryman and a roadmender were among the prize winners at an arts and crafts exhibi tion held in Yorkshire England vii lage recently Modern Axiom Work hard and deny yourself vhil you are young so that whoa you are old you may have things you cannot enjoy Life- Nature Kind to the Giraffe Besides its long neck the gIraffe has a useful tongue which can be greatly elongated and In this state can be coil ed arouse branches for the purpoa of drawing tb a downy HT = y I I f J a J tp- r U In Memory of Hattie Fofkner Ebley Who was laid to rest at Olive Branch Oemetery on October 18 Having died suddenly on Oct 16 of heart failure Air tho God in his infinite love thought it best to call from earth oue of His choicest blossoms just bud ded and bloomed into young wo nlnnhood Hattie was a devoted Christian having given her intart and ire to God eight years iuot and we believe that she is walk lug the Golden street breathing the celestial air feasting upon everlasting love around Gods throne singing Hallelujah as tin endless music of praise where service villbe eternal aud the blood washed shall still grow in grace nlid knowledge toward the infinite perfection of God There shall be no seperation no more stormy sea and no night no tears shall ever fall not a pang of grief not a touch of pain Working aRshe did hero as a servant for her master we imag ion we see her at the beautiful gate with her mother and broth ers to meet her and hear the wel come voice you have been faith ful over a few things Ill make thee ruler over many Her daily life was for God trying to influence some one to follow her master All tho she sleeps the long sleep of death may her goodly influence live forever and may those who learned to love her life try to walk in the footsteps of Jusus as she did making ready to meet the conditions at any time as we know not what hour the Bonbf man cometh for hecometh when we least expect him God moves in a mysterious way His wonders k perform Sendil atigels when we least ex fpests it v And call his children home Hattie leaves a husband and one son a father W H Forkner of Henderson Kyn sister Mrs Geo Brown of Jasonville lad and a host of friends to mourn her departure from this life Arsenlo Most Frequently Used Arsenic has perhaps been more frequently used than anyother poison for criminal purposes It has been proved identical with the wonderful ollrlr of the seventeenth century when secret poisoning become BO frequent in Italy that the clergy despite the rules of the confessional ac quainted Pope Alexander VII in 1648 with the extent of the practice Safely Mated Our idea of an ideal marriage is when a woman who is quick at rep artee weds a man who is slow to an ger Dallas News Argus Complained A hundred eyes are of no use un less there are a hundred knot holes in toe fence he mourned Invitation to Failure A large proportion of the failures In life are to be found in the ranks of tho chronio leaners Orison Swett Marden Optimist and Pessimist An optimist is a man who does not care what happens so long as it does not happen to him a pessimist is a man who has lived for a long time with an optimist r An Ideal I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of a man to elevate his life by a conscious endeavor It is something to be able to pafint a particular picture or to carve a statue and so make a few objects beautiful but It is far more glorious to carve and paint the very atmosphere and medium through which we look which morally we can do Thoreau Womans First Industrial Venture It WAS in the manufacture of tex tiles that woman first appeared in la dustry outside of the home Beyond the Touch of Time rAman never becomes tour old to throw out his chest as hegiUkee a- llookiag glass Atchison Globe f tpo Ln t f1 i iltai3 t I Nfo NotesiIt Emm44Ik ouo of our Louisville como home jo jppjus mother and somepod + e lust Sunday n turning piiy Wesley qre is in the Oiti zsns Bah Dr Ferguson leariiing banktn Lt Vujt iarl finished sowing 45 acres riyliclIt on BR Cox farm tfe7fday before the good rain camp f Mss it i1 Austin of Provi dence IsXvjsitiug Miss Marie Orowe t11iJ vsek ryMrs White and I sister Pe i l vBone of JJHJiyjiVe spent trlawitjitir ir pArentsiATr anlMrX L M Bone lust wek Hrs Whites little sou Walter Oarneaf accompan ied hiti fnultiier home to attend school in Nashville t i J S I Durham went to Hen derson jirjUa on business then on to Sarjs to see his son Fred then byMorganfleld to see his gill thus Diking three birds with o will finislvBsrt Hdbgoods school for hurt beginning Monday r Drs Bpne and Thompson were called to Orfiltown last week to see King Oritzer whoieyerx low with Tubercuh1 Sis r tR jvyE H Eimonson the col ored pastor of theM E Ohurch refor the past four years moved hrs faultily to Greenville Saturday being sent there by ccnfe ence fie regret to seeRev 1aa INehc for Ile wa eB cltJzBus try= ing to uplift his race education ally morally and spiritually he was humble honest and polite he taught their public school aud- is quite a genius iu his way a second Paul Lawrence Dnnbar beiugthe author of a book of poems some of them real gems the colored people of any town are the gainers by getting him Mr Dewey Fox with his fam ily have been in Eldorado ill for several mouths he is raining he owned a beautiful house in the country a few miles out it was rented to a man named Be rry last Saturday at 12 oclock the house and contents were de stroyed by fire no one at home no insurance the tenant was a poor man with wits three child ren everything he had was con sumedThere are or have been an abundance of hickory nuts in the woods aud every one isgding for em Mist Wednesday Mr aud firs Alfprd Cox and Miss Helen Mrs F P Tilford Mr and Mrs Lell Tilford and Hoy and Mre Pearl Graham and Will Graham aud your Scribe boarded a two horse wagon with buckets bas kete and plenty of good feed We drove 5 miles in the country arriving at bur destination at 0 a m to find the woods had been nearly gleaned before but the boys Will and Lell chimed the trees and shook them down which was hard on the boys at noon we made coffee and fried bacon Qua three fork c1stick and no where is cofiee do good and fragrant as that made in the woods after dinner we gathered half bushel each then the lengthening shadows warned us home ward 0 the day was all two short but it was a pleasant if not a profitable one Enjoyment WIthin Ourselves I We have nuoh to enjoy in the quiet and retlremegtofour own thouffcUv Longfellow v r J i sjil it4F n Ia uh 4 rr rx NO MORE EXCUSE i FOR HELLO GIRLS To Say Line Is Busy Two New Lines Have Been Added between Here and Madisonvllle I Hello Girls will have no ex cuse now to say liiie is busy Two new liirei between Earliug ton and Madisonvllle have been instituted and the service is to be greatly improved The wires between these places have been terribly congested and it was im- nnssiblefor a single line to do the ueces apy work Mr B 0 Mitchell the welllknown and popular telephone district lams ger told the Bee sine weeks ago that he gas working to get more lines between Earlin ton and Madisonville and that he was sure it would go through We feel justified iu saying that every one who has occaeionto use the phone between these two points hellInull tlp Uuinberlttnd Telephone Ctitnptcut j BOWLING GREEN MESSENGER Speaks Well of an Earlington Young Lady and typewriting at the Bowling Green Business University lias com pleted her cuursu and will return on Saturday evening to her home in Earllrl ton Miss Mitchell is one of the brightest and most attractive voutig women who ever attended this institution aud has made many friends who will regret to learn of her departure She baa been boaru IftK tt the home of Dr T 0 Helm on East Main Street y Miss Mary Blair Reported Some Better Miss Miry Blair who has been in the St Bernard Hpsdita for some tune JSt better Her many t friends iopa to see her speedy recovery Eagle Not Always Brave Eagles are generally believed to be very courageous That they are not always as brave as is supposed Is proved by the following anecdote A naturalist tells of a combat between ten misselthrushes fond a whitetailed eagle in which the latter was thor oughly vanquished and was discov ered squatting down in a shed where he had been driven in hope of refuge from the angry birds Takes Laurels From Brooklyn Dont call Brooklyn the City of churches says a Globe Trotter who is equally familiar with the Hudson bo Rhine the Ganges and the Nile rhere is a city in India which is looked upon as holy by Buddhists and Brahmlno which might dispute the title Benares has about 2000 temples and in these and fixed in tho narrow streets where the public is free to worship are about 500000 idols According to Hindoo belief it is the gate to paradise to which All who dwell within its wnlls enter immediately Founder of 8 P C A The American Society for tho Pre vention of Cruelty to Animals was founded in 1865 incorporated 1866 by Henry Bergh a New York author and philanthropist He also secured the passage of much legislation protecting Animals He died iu 1888 0Defender of Apaches Debarred One Paris lawyer has had Ma name struck oil the rolls because it was die covered that he acted as the regul legal adviser of the apache fraternity from which he drew f6600 annually In fees Ono day he was engaged to defend an apache in a suburban court His client was not satisfied with the lawyers procedure in the case and after a heated argument outside the court the client threw the lawyer Into the River Marne Case and Comment Original Amen Corner The origin of the name Amen eew her Is interesting and throws a pleasant light on English Catholicity of the days before the apostasy oi Henry VIII Each year on the feast of Corpus Christi the faithful went im procession to St Pauls cathedral Mustering In Cheapside the proc alan moved toward the cathedral clergy chanting the Our Father f they passed along the street I called Paternoster row reachlnr Amen as they turned the c R knows for years as Amen corner Ave Maria 1 O o iff riilaa 4 Ifrm c FRIDArYAFTERNOON ADVERTISE BUSINESSADVERTISE SALEFTUESffAl lare OroslIDgsavedheavyI autompbiles othersaremush VernonCroWder rBldrsrOharlie qdErIm hasIffeeu M BARACA CLASS A Elects Full List of Officers and is Read For A big Years Work The Baraca Glass of the M Ek Uhurch South Sunday School filled out the list of its qfflcerfe Sunday by electing a teacher and assistant teacher The mpleteIlist follows Porter Willis Pros Olyde Oobb 1st Vice Pres Ralph Dudley 2nd Vice Prs James Draper 3rd Vice Pfes David Dudley Sec andTreasV Walter N Mirtin Teacher Rev W A Grant Asst Teacher Dorris Shaver Librarian tiara Grace Reporter Niue members were present at the class on Sunday Renew ed interest is being shown iu thQr class which is greatly strengthened y the presence of the pastor and all members are urged to get bacK in line and help to maKe the Baraca Olns the leading niio ot4 the school Get the habit of coming to the class on Sunday morning unless a member of son jy other school In that case attend to your class Dont stay away from Sunday School but po some placeuot the place but the nett of attuuutincu is What counts A Fine Window Display One of the most unique window displays that has ever been seen lit this city waD that of the St Bernarch Drug Store this Wrek The window was filled with rubber ballons ot various cblors kept In motion by r concealed electric fails A largo crowd stood in front of the window several hours last night facinated by the unusual scene MuiiuKer Trahern is certainly is certainly tgenius in in the advertising line Beginnings of Lifeboat llferboatThe first lifeboat was designed by London coach builder Lionel Lukih lib 1785 und r the encouragement of the prince of Wales but despite royal pay tronage Ids invention received little attention though ono of his boats saved several lives at Bamborough The loss of the Adventure in 1780 flrstL destrtoyed public apathy in this subs lect and with the offering of prize for lifeboat designs a first step towardAlife saving at sea was taken Damage by Lightning In Cities Investigations made over Europe seem to justify the belief that the damage by lightning in the cities portion larly has decreased to a very marked degree in recent years and it is ex plained by the presence of electric wIres wbkh act as a protection in di verting the electric bolts As the wires are put underground it is oxxpected that there will be noticed a great increase in the amount of dam age by lightning and a return will be generally made to the use of lightning rods The Modern Aesop A dog who was accustomed to oven eat held a piece of meat in his mouth ns he crossed a placid stream by means of a plank Looking in ha saw what he took to be another carrying another piece of maztSnaps- ping greedily to get this as well he let go the meat that he had and lost It in the stream As a result his IndK gestion felt much better all the rest of the dayLtre f Prove iid Know I pray you with all earnestness to prove and know within your hearts fc 4whowho determine that for their part they will make every days work eon tribute to themJohn Ruskin N Ingenious Swindler A laughable and ingenious fraud n was played on two Glasgow Scot land women the other day By representing a to two housewives their bus r bands had fallen in the Clyde and that he had been sent for a change of clothing a man named Young re calved from the women the clothes asked and appropriated theta told own use Hawalr Free From Mests No snakes or poisonous roptlle ef any kind have ever been found ontheI- slands of Hawaii and it is ogatast the law to introduce them Not even mosquitoes were found there 7 till brought by a ship from Mexico about 1a hundred yearn ago i 3w u t 1l d- I 1r p dd I J AuL Y MOOIlE EDITOR AND PUBLISHER J It J B PAWOETT ASSOCIATE EDITOR AND BUSINESS MANAGER i I oftr t11 Second District Publishers League lj Drench Offiem Slatons Office Next Door to PoslofRce i 1 vile Kentucky No 242 RingsMISS AILEEN DAIS diSOlIj Telephone 47 Tuesday 1 i u n T 63Feather Duster Passing dlsapoItearing It must go as surely as t I Common drinking cup It is only I little while since the feather duster 9was universal Now GO per cent of t the cities haVe discarded it from tho school buildings Il Endi d I s reputable looking relatives you have tmtll you die Tho disreputable look r Ing relative sometimes refrains from I IIF attending the wedding but he alwa- r comes to tho funoralPhlladelphlo 4 ledger r r Change1t a I fearder and more flurried than those of toitseI TelephpnefIn the Lead everytcnfifteen go by telephone I Hows This anylease11CatarrhCure 4flJ CHENEY S CO Toledo O I We the undersigned have known F for the last 15 years and believe h Jericctlyhonorable in ll business rand financially able to carry out any obligations made by his firm IARVIKtO actlnli1besystem Testimonials sent free Price ate J per bottle Sold byall Druggists c Take Family Pills for constipation 1It Unprofitable Householder give you my word f three seventyfive is all I have in the liouse Burglar Well soy When ye figure mo time an me tools dye I me to make any profit at that arateJrLlfeI English Hunting Parson Tho Rev Lawrence Capel Cure reel grwhoso death is throughoutIiHe Invariably wore the old fashion smock and tall hat and was a famUIJhur figure at the meets of the Essex Abounds which he attended regularly J though In his seventyeighth Xondon Evening Standard LaughtIn law se Im surprised to hear YO In like that when youve Just tiTereIY your dear wife Smith with a replied Oh I cant help when I remember all the we used to have together fL N TIME CARD passithroughng e originating at Earlington Effective Sunday April 0 1011 i1j arNORTliii No 92 fI25 a m No 621108 am pmNoSOUTH BOUND No 53480 am r No 95 749 a m r IJNoa INTERURBAN TRAINS+ NORTH BOUND No 106764 am mtSOUTH BOUND No 105 710 amNo 1071267 p m 810pmNo MHE TIME CARDb w M H E time card wont intor effect Sunday April 9 19- 11No112leaves645 am- No 118 arrivcs880 p m t I CR R TIME CARD Time of departure at Illinois Cen ral trains from Nortonvllle Ky NORTH BOUND mNot No 122 local paes1045 a m No ISO looal 686 p m t SOUTH BOND 408pmNo108I + No 121 local pass pmr V NO + 13 Jooil nan 663 a mr o ic j ui i1 1 ItI Y tf I 1 1 j1QiIt k tl 1 P JiJ1Jr 1d4r tr t o a C 1J1 XbeahaU IQ 1 Hl00 Inside tires JRMjIprs per lltiB jRewuiiiMuuB niul CJaris of Thanks Ro per line Obituary PHI try fio per line Slight reduction on time oontraot display advertlse mnts Alio that run tnouthe with ut change Entered at the Darlington Post Offlco BR Second Class Matter Ben Phone October 22 transactions Halls how expect year F 128 several A Wonderful Healing Influence hein Kidney Troubles A year and a halt ago I was taker with a severe attack of kidney ironSble that pained me to such tent that niordlilne had to be given me Was attended by a doctor who pronounced it as stone in the blad Voterisfor I some time and received no relict from them I stopped taking media clues for some time and having corn Inlae fisecondgravel in all ut least a halt a dozen or more and have not suffered the takenegrateful to SwampRoot Yours very truly H W SPINKS AlaPersonallyIGtb of August 1909 H W Spliiks who subscribed the above statement aild mode oath that same is true in substance und in fact A B LIEsNotary Public toisCo Binghamton NY formnsYBinghamtona witlsoinforiutitfon telling all about thE writingbeSemiWeekly Bee Regular fift cent and onedollar size bottles for sale at all dray stores Dally Thought You must form your wishes anti they will continually extend late real- Ities I Suffered for His Knowledge For arguing that flur world Is only ono of many Giordaauo Bruno was burned to death in Rome in 1600 Reason Demanded There edYou cant evade natures laws on 9 Truth In Jesting Term Mans inhumanity to children makes iountless successful tactorleaCitei constlpaticnDoan everuTexas Reptiles the First Birds inJheAien a Roman Invention Bridges were first built whit as arch by the Romans Of Course Not Women have no head for figures You cant make them realize that they e net ton older than they were ten years agoDerwent Mail SaysiTheres minute whatever the sucker rate may be J W Copelaud of Dayton Ohio purchased a bottle of Chamberlainough Remedy for his boy who had cold and before the bottle was all used the boys cold was gone Is that not better than to pay a flue AUDealersGiving Up Everything Hope must have departed from the advertiser who inserted the following For SaleEdison also A heater and a cemetery lot cheap Drawing the Line palsloubutear a certain sort of hat In the intent hit of anycaudldate Atchlson GlOw Beet Cure for Insomlna Deep breathing is one of the best cures for insomnia as it draws tha blood from tho brain to the lungs Un the a ne Side Be courteous with all but Intimate with few and let those few be well tried before you give them your confi dence Hones Used to Mix Clay Horses are used to mix the clay by trea4ing It in many Argentine brick yards Instead of employing more er pensive machinery T I I r t v 1oo Tr I 1 J 0 fi tfiYiIJT t1f-I j7r ri 1t i lie said1e key oil lttal trtar Herat orr ficro came it7M id9fencethe threadlt is not tuVpiacVot which 1 cannot recall the name the Key of India Is LondonOne Look Back by the Rt Hon G WE Rust sell Black Dont Show to Advantage Yaasm said Miss Gladys Wash Ington a Vine street belle intoply to tho saleslady repetition ther request I wants a pr o silk stock Ings and loogy yuhl Whats dew things yo showin me Say ooman what kinduh display would black silk stocklns make on a cullud layV legsKnnsas City Star Chronic rheumatism contracts the muscles distorts the jointp and un dermineH the strength A powerful penetraUng nnn relieving remedy will be found lu BALLAKD3 SNOW LINillENT It restores and suppelness to the aching limbs 26cb0o and 100 per bottle old by SI Bernard Mining Co In corporated Drug Department Costly Camels Hair The most costly otnll tho white animal hairs imported is that of the camel Tho camel is commonly of a dirty brown color but parts of 1taIbody may be white as may bo Its mane called veins Tho camels I is of superior strength and its ne white hair of sufficient length la used as a substitute for natural white I human hall White hair of the cama is worth 25 an ounce Left Auntie t onuermg Ernest Is constantly asking his In dulgent aunt for pennies which are tosc you may aunty tor a penny whenever you want one but you wont Halt other people for one will you Oh no he anIiwered with an air of letting his reiIatives off easyur will ask other peo DIe for a nickel I I A line of of i T t- 4 IX jtc I I fl Ill r j t 1 y J il r f tl 11 f j f- Ackertaaxls obI t 1 f t1Mntr i Hew Apes and Monkeys Differ What is tho difference between apes baboons and monkeys Apes are such is aro destitute of tails baboons have muscular bodies elongated muzzles end th tails are usually short mono keys ate those whoso tails are In general long some of them the sapa dos having prehensile tails which can at pleasure be twisted around any ob feet and thereby in many instances answers the purposo of an additional band Get Little Sulphur From Sicily Immense quantities of sulphur art mined in Louisiana by pumping and tho result is that Sicily exports very little sulphur to this country although seven or eight years ago it sent more than one hundred thousand tons pet Idea for Dirigibles Masts used by tho British army for anchoring dirigible balloons carry at their tops cones into which the noses of the balloons fit Furious First Deaf MuteHe wasnt SQ very angry was he Second Deaf ZlllIteHe was so wild that the words he used almost blistered his fingers Pittsburgh Leader Pleasure In Simple Lire WlereVor life Is simple and sane true pleasure accompanies Uas fragrance does uncultivated flowers Fear of Diseases In False Hair false hair worn by women is more insanitary and dangerous than moat things which the modern woman deplores as Insanitary In some states they are gathering data show the number of contagious dis eases which can bo traced directly to false hair National Food Magazine Leading Lady Suits thisWeline I We have just received 25 more of those FAMOUS LEADING LADY SUITS in all of the new shades lightfgray amber brown navy and black in sizes 14 to 55r== These Suits1 be placed on sale at 1250 to 2750 These suits are tailored by high class tailors andare made on shrunken hair cloth have linen taped edges and are lined with Sjkinners satin lin ing We would be glad to have you shop on these goods TRIMMINGS complete Dress Trimmings every Lund annumImproved toI a ye I nFTo tIiePubad I am now entering upon my tenth year in the l blacksmith business at the same old stand In hetmeantime many others have come and gone Iext pect tocontinue to do satisfactory work if possible At any time any thing done at my pJacfnotentlrely satisfactory I can be found there ready andanxioiis J to make some perfectly satisfactory as all work is 1 done on a positive guarantee I am prepared to do all kinds of repair work and Horse Shoeing a special ty Prices reasonable II Give me attrial J Rural Economy Et your feet hurt ye so much Si las said Mrs Weevey why on alrth dont ye wear them shoes ye bought down to Boating last summer that yo said was so comftable Why Mlran dy said BUaset I wore them the e shoes Id wear em out and then I wouldnt have nothln V fall back on Judge Not Again Hlas who has been punished sev eral times for malicious mischief reading on the flro alarm box Break the glass No nol You cant fool melFliegendo Blaetter Munich Raises Butterflies for Profit L W Nouman has a butterfly farm at Dcxley Kent England Ho sells upward of 60000 insects a year at prices v lIrying from two cents to 60 cachoas well as quantities of ovailarvae and pupae at i rates Ho regards 5000 as the mini mum figure for his sales in the yearI7 t j His Job What are the principal activities I of the official position our friend occu pies Those involved in holding onto f it replied Senator Sorghum Washington Star WE DO ONLY THE BEST JOB WORK 11 A merchant is auP- Hrerotessjonsal man Only long years of experience and hard vt study can make a man a goodmerchant Our success is due to our buying Selling is easy when you show extra values Comeli and see our line of Ladles Coat Suits I Coats Dress Goods v Silks etcal1d you will rtiadiiy recognize great valuesv 1 c Dress Goods r r All the leading materials of the season I j Diagonalsi I ford Cords etc We have them in all the new shades You must see them to appreciate their values J I SILKS i Brocades Charmouse Crepe aMey teors Fancy Striped Messaline Fancy t Checked Messaline We have them in all the new shades and you will find them great values and just the materials for evening and party dresses i C STORE t J t J INCORPORATED J SOn theSquareMadisonvilleKentucky Jr 1t CPtrlt4 r i I r l t r fI I r r ioJr ifol t 1 dn p Mcf 1 I P t Ii r v Cl w a I I JT T1 e 1rt r l 1 i fft W1 v 1Jlff ffr jiifjI 1 f v Jiv M inuV i 4- p j D r L Iiewnts Favorite Ranges are built in scores of designs and sizeson the Unit System with interchangeable rbodies bases closets etc We can combine these give you any type or style of range you want b There is a Favorite to suit ever Pocket book every home every taste and rcquirenieu omc now and get the one that was meant for YOU k Plain Hardware Co Real Financier Robbing Peter to pay Paul Is an old expedient but tho ingenuity of a man In Washington improved oven on that simple method He stole his land lords watch and then sold It to pay the rent Such resourcefulness ought soon to put him in the frenzied flnanoe class Faults To acknowledge our faults when we are blamed In modesty to discover them to ones friends In ingenuous leIS Is confidence but to preach L them to alt tho world It one floes not take care Is prldoConfuctus- Hemeleu In London la one night recently 1785 homelaw persona were picked up on the street PC London by the police A log On The Track of the fast express means serious Itrouble ahead if not removed so 4does loss of appetite It means lack of vitality loss of strength and nerve weakness It fallsL take Electric Bitters quickly to upthetion Michael Hessbelmer of Liu coin Neb bad been sick over three but six bottles of Electric Bitters put him right on his feet again Thev have hAlpedt- houfsand They give pure blood strong nerves good digestion Only 60 cents at all druggists Womans Concoctions i When a woman prepares refresh ments for a party said a cynicalI person she takes the inside out of something and buts in it the inside of something else Then she pours I a yellow mixture over the result and its success depends upon the difficul b ty the guests have in telling what It T7 was before she began fooling With I t i For WonWho Care Of course youusoan antiseptic in your family and in the care of your own per n and rou want the best Instead of what you have been using such as liquid or tablet antiseptics or wont please try a concentrated antiseptic powder to be dissolved in water as needed Q I Paxtlne is more economical more cleansing more germlcidal and more healinsr than anything you ever used ANTISEPTICF 4 In the toilet to cleanse and whiten the teeth remove tartar and prevent r 1decay To disinfect the mouth destroy germs and purify the breath t ri To keep artificial teeth and bridgework clean and odorless To remove nicotine Cfrom the teeth and the breath fJ after smoking To eradicate perspira 1 t tion odors by sponge bathing I As a medicinal agent for local 1y treatment of feminine ills where pelvic F catarrh inflammation and ulceration- = exist nothing equals hot douches of J i Paxtino For ten years the Lydia E 1 1 Pinkh uh Med Co has been regularly r their patients to use it because iX S5ofits extraordinarycleanslng healing I and germicidal power pur lrl pose alone paxtin is worth Its weight 1 1 Hy in gold Also lor nasal catarrh sore throat inflamed eyes cite and woundsr 5 IAll druggists 25 and 50 cents a box Trial box and testimony of 31 women free on Wquept 11 THE pA7Qt7OILETOOIOSOflMASe 1 3 itY I 7 4 i c 3s- L A Prayer We receive out of the dark hand of mystery the gift of sunny days Wo pledge ourselves to take them with a hearty will and live them out to the full measure of tho power of joyyet never with a loose or temporary mind In tho moments we will not forget the hours nor in the hours the years nor in the years the complete stature of our lives framed in eternal silence Max Eastman In the Twentieth Century Magazine Notice To My Friends I am in the Idle Hoar Popularity Contest anti respectfully ask that my friends save their coupons for me and help me to win the Watch or Bracelet I will appreciate auy favor uo matter how mnN- XLLlEMo ANUB Surpassed Them AH A near roe riot happened in southern town The negroeft gathered In one crowd and tko whites in another The whites fired their revol vers Into the air and the negroes took to their heels Next day a plan tation owner said to one of his men Sam were you in that crowd that gathered last nlghtTUYasslrDI you run like the wind Sam 1 No sir I didnt run like the wind deed I didnt But I passed two nigger that was running like the wfiid Pennsylvania Grit When you havp a bad cold you want the best medicine obtainable so as to cure it with as little delay as possible Here is a druggist opinion I have sold Chamber lains Cough Remedy for fifteen years says Enos of Sara to go Ind and consider it the beer on the market For sale bv Al Dealers Her Fellow Feeling The children had been disobedient and troublesome and the mother instead of punishing them brought them Into lino by telling them a pathetic story of orphans who had no home Little Jack in tears rolled under tho sola to hide his grief Mary stood out a little longer and then called Come on out sack Im crying too Lipphv- COtt8 Joints that avhn muscles that are drawn oronntrac ed should be treated with BALLARDS SNOW LIN IMENT It penetrates to the spot where it la needed and relieves Buf fering Price 25o COo and 100 per bottle Sold by bt Bernard Mining Co Incorporated Drug Depart mauL Wood Has Long Life Tho wood of the Argentine que bracho tree the bark of which is used in tanning has a life of 40 years wnon used as fence posts or railroad ties Documentary Evidence The geography class was In session One small pupil astonished the class by stating that In a certain section of South America there were talking monkeys When the teacher questioned the statement the youngster opened hIs geography and triumphantly road This region is inhabited by a species of monkey properly speaking apes The Delineator 2- St I 1- A1 jp ANGELA DECIDES TO- CHANGE HER MIND By MOLLY McMASTER- No Philip Angellaa lips were set firmly I simply will not makeup my mInd Just now to marry you My literary path Is beginning to unwind before me and I do not want It to get nil tangled up with matrimonial du tiesYou have told me you lovo me An gela Philip Dorian said gravely your decision hardly proves It Angela flushed I do not see why you should be so unreasonable she said with some heat I only want a year or so In order to get my name firmly established and then Yes then broke In Phillip with more dignity than hurt when you have worn yourself out burning the midnight oil and Indulging In all the sttly Bohemian fads you will marry me Thanks ho said somewhat bit terly I do not care to have my love tossed aside like an old glove and picked up only after your evidently greater love for writing has wearied youAngela cast a swift glance at this new unyielding Philip She had ncveibefore felt his power so keenly yet she braced herself against his loveIf you cared enough about me you would be glad that I have other Interests and a talent for writing sho said half in appeal Not when the Interests come be fore me Philip told her with his honest blue eyes fixed unrelentingly upon herIINor do I want my wife to Indulge her temperament so far as to work herself Into mild forms of hys terla through her too vivid Imagination You know because we have spoken frequently of It that I want you to develop the talent which you undoubtedly possess but I certainly do not want you to ruin your nerves and those of your husband In its pursuitVery well Angela burst forth with her nose very high in the air we will take no risks with your delicate nerves Here is your ring I hope you will find a girl who has neither a nerve nor an ounce of torn perament In her whole marble body perhaps she can make you happy I have decided to be happy myself Angela turned and went swiftly out of the room leaving a trail of deli cate aroma which was all that was left to Philip Dorian Ho went out of the house and down the steps nor did he know whether he was walking Hello Phil She has turned you down hasnt she It was the charming Evelyn Marsh who had blocked Ills way with her melodious voice Poor boyand you do love her dont you Evelyn had turned and put her arm affectionately into his No said Philip contrary tahls sense of honesty No Evelyn Marsh smiled and a flush rose and remained in her cheeks She drew a trifle nearer and unconscious ly Philips footsteps were guided by the pressure of her arm During the following weeks and caught on the rebound Philip found himself constantly with Evelyn And Angela from herlittle studio at the top of the house looked down with Blowly breaking heart to the captIve Ity of PhilipSBecause she had a sudden feeling of loneliness and because she had caught Bight of Philip and Evelyn out there in the village street Angela called up Tom Raynor on the tele phoneCan I change my mind about go- Ing to the dance with you tonight Tom she asked when she heard Toms voice over the telephone I do not deserve it but may I You are a dear Yes pInkthat is sweet of you Daddy will drive us over In the car if you like All right byby Angela rejoiced that her courage had permitted her to attend a dance at which she was sure to meet Philip and Evelyn Marsh She looked unusually beautiful in her delicate pink gown and with no ornament in her hair save one of the pink rosebuda that Tom had sent her When Philip saw hertols heartgave a great bound May I have a danco for old times sakehe asked try ing to hide his Jealousy at sight ot Tom Raynors rosea Two lit you like Philip she made answer In a voice sweet and without the strata of emotion When their first dance came Philip approached Angela with a slightly unsteady step He put his arm flnly about her and when she was once more within the circle of his arm he drew a great breath of relief and con tentmentAs Angela she only signed soft ly Because they had danced BO much together they swung Into jjer feet rhythm Angela he said suddenly I have come to the cros roads I want you to be your old sweet self to me tonight and decide something for me Will youdearV- Philips eyes were shining with a love she bad never seen there be foreI have much to decide tonight Philip she said quickly Some one Is going to make me answer him tonight but I will be glad to help you If I can Angela rejoiced Inth quick clasp of Philips arm as If he would hold her from any other man II am either going to risk my lifes happiness and propose to Eva lyn or Philip looked hungrily dow at Angela I am going to risk another refusal from you Which shall it be I do not think Mvejyn loves you Angela said shyly with a deep flusk glowing IB her cheeks and I dq- z J Q l t U l GIRLS ARE CURIOUS SO ARE SOME BOYS There Is some mighty curus girls in the worMaid the young man with the celluloid collar and the ready made tie addressing the other young men at tho boarding house table Is that an original discovery or did somebody tell youpolllelyln quired the young man who sells gas enginesMaybe ho dreamed it hazarded the young man who works in an ar chitects omce No explained the young man with the celluloid collar as he reached out and gathered in the last slice of bread with one of his largo red hands there didnt nobody tell me an I didnt dream it I aint like some of these ducks you meet In a boardin house When I go to bed I go to bed tired enough to sleep I leave all them dream things for some o these ducks that dont work hard enough to I git tired What I was talkin about was girls An its Just like I says I some of em is mighty curus I found it out for myself You found it out for yourself I certainly did Some originality to that discovery all right said the young man who works in an architects office address- Ing the young man who sells gas en gines The latter nodded in hearty agreementMaybe there is and maybe there aint but its true declared the young man with the celluloid collar Why dont you get It patented I cant Youre Joshln me Who 11 Perish the thought And you think girls are really curious III know it 1 All of them Some of em is curuser than oth ers of course How do you know- I seen one out walkin in the park with you last Sunday an I dont think all of em would go out walkin with youDont laugh at your own attempts to be funny Then you think some girls are curious because they wouldnt go out to the park with me Thank you IINo you dont get my Idea at all I meant It the other way You know a Jot about girls dont you Anybody can see that Well I dont know such a lot but I know some Some girls Yes some girls an somo about girls Wise man I Ob I aint so wise but It takes a wise girl to fool me any to speak of Would it be showing undue curios ity if I should ask you for the benefits of myself and these others whom your remarkable discovery has aroused to a pitch of Intense excite Vent What particular iacldentxot the present day has caused you to remark on the curious qualities of girls I just happened to think of it no tleln Miss Keyboard as she left the table Is Miss Keyboard one of the curl ous ones She certainty IB She never went to tile park with me vAn maybe that aint because you never asked her to neither VTo avoid argument I will concede that it is not In what way does Miss Keyboard strike you as being curiousWell three weeks ago I asked her to go to the theater with meant she wouldnt because she had an engage ment Nothing curious about that No but listen Two weeks ago I aSkedh agalnvto go to the theater with me An she wouldnt because she had a headache Nothing curious about that No I know there aint But the other day I asked her to go again Persistent yquth And she didnt have no engagement S NoNo an she didnt have no head acheNo No an still she wouldnt go Now wasnt that curious That was decidedly curious But you know so much about girls that it should not seem curious to you regardless of how it seems to the rest of us You ought to know why she wouldnt go with you to the theater the last time you asked her- I ought to know why Thats what I said Maybe you can tell I can Site doesnt want to go with you- By ding I bet that was 1exclalmed the young man wIthe eelI lulold collar And I never thought of itOt course that was it declared the young man who sells gas engines IIOh well she dont need to be BO haughty I was only trying to be niceAnd she was only trying to stay nice You neednt try to get funny I guess theres a lot of girls would be glad to go with me to the theater Yes as you say girls are curus Aint thevAnshes tho curur est one Ive metChlcago Pally News 4 Perhaps- I wonder what made that man BO mad when I asked him whether he was of English extraction 1 Perhaps it was because ho was ex tradited from England a few yean ago for a crime that he had commit ted while he was holding an Important position in a bank I fIJ t l c theryofa Shoe AL ri4 Jt Bringthi8S wearing a shoe you judge it only by its appearance IBefore the clerk tells you about it You cant see andIIthe inside lining and the outside finish todayhavohcelscountors imitation leather Convict labor makes eight million pairs many containing low grade leather or leather substitutes But you cnn always bo sure you aro ott1n honest shoes by demanding- Star IJrand shoes with our wellknown Star on tho heel Hero Is n Star Brand shoo cut up to show HOW It Is mode and WHY It outwears other shoes sold at the same price It is one of Our Family line made In several styles for all the family The Our Family shoo has solo loather counters and soles Every piece upperIstanned for comfort and service BRING THIS ADVERTISEMENT next time you como to our storo and ask to see the out shoe Examine itcarefully Then cut up an old shoo made by somebody else and sold tor the same 2sB an 1 Always Fairy Tales There has never been a language spoken that has not been used for telling fairy tales Whetner In hot lands or cold among savages or the most cultivated natf nswhYInot a moment passes In which some one somewhere Is not telling a fairy tale or listening to one or reading one or perhaps writing a new one Which makes It delightfully probable that we shall always have them with us however scarce the fairies may have made themselves In these prosaic and prao tical daysSt Nicholas Saves Leg of Boy It seemed that my 14 year old boy wQuld have to lose his log on accounjt of an ugly ulcer caused bra bad bruIHe 1 wrote D F Howard Aquone N C All remedies and doutorn treatment tailed till we tried Buoklens Aruba Salve and cured him with one box Cures burns bollp skin eruptions piles 25c at all druggists All Creation When a woman puts powder on her face It is assumed she is endeavor lag to improve her complexion and to fool the men folks in regard to it But when she Is married and her husband has to buy the powder it U not impertinent we think to ask who the heck is she trying to deceive now Concordla Kansan Thickly Populated City Having an average of 99000 real dents to the square mile Manhattan island is the most densely populated place in the 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4l l-r fQ Pt P4t ar- w 10 IL e 1 te i TT 7 r IIF T i T Suits s for tr Fall l t i COSMOR r i and will be pleased to take your order for that next suit I have some beautiful sam pIes and the prices are right too They c i range from 0 1T H 1150 UPt Give me a call A pleasure to show samples I r t MartinhBee Office Earl ngton Ky rl Ikoand The Roundhouse t By R R RUn d While looking through the lat tics that separates the private office from the outside world a j the round house I saw one of a the clerical force scridbling som- ethIngs that roadJike this HER- der heart for love was piniug And that I liked to see And all the time I hoped her heart cc Would only pine for me- a Tnst at the close of this verse the phone rang and thA gentle man picked up a book wrote something in it and took lon strides toward the depot General foreman Salmon wa in Guthrie Monday Fireman H L Nunlev was re r sieved here on local Monday ac I count sicknessi J Olerk G D Oowell was in Hortonville Thursday In about 80 minuits the fello n referred to in the first paragraph returned to office and began writing OWe are engaged oh l blessed fact I Equeezed her dimpled hand larYs Just like a bag of sand fir At this time the foreman en tered the office and he discos tinued writing for the time be f Ins Y E P Gianni ai Jr went to w Providence Sunday to look around Engineer Jt T Looney was re relieved at Mortons Tuesday QnI account of t k ksiok on the i ur k J1oad The Earhn ton wrecker has h 6 returned from Howell chops and- r r it as rumored that it had a gen M erat overhauling while there Its l bas some new paint on it Raymond Johnson who has i u l been yard clerk at Atkinson for sometime has resignedL k Again the aforesaid began tt writing Oh I for that blessed day to come When I may see her eyes again That sparkle like limestone rocks And are grey as rabbit skini ti In two more months 111 go r To the place I long to be 1 j 1 But Christmas comes just once i t u at a time r 1 In Sunny Tennesbee 1 suppose this was allas the r fVery SerioushIt IB a very serious matter to ask t for one medicine and have the j ra wrong one given you For this hc reason we urge you in buying tot be careful to get the genuine t- MllBLACKDRAUGIIT f j The reputation of this old rella1 ble medicine for constipation indigestion he and liver trouble is firm ly established It does not imitate other medicines It is better thanr i others or it would not be the fa i largersale ofl i rJa411 1 1MLiY eu irt insideISeveral of the boys were treated a little cool Friday It could not be helped as the car of ice had to be unloaded- t Paul Pilkiugton was in Evansville Saturday to see the Spring Maid and dp some shopping It is alleged that he is contempla ting a trip to Hopkinsville real soon ltri Naive was in Springfield a few days ago Oar repairer 0 M Browning who has been off sick fot some time has returned to work Rip Wailer held the lucky number at the Princess Theatr- u Saturday night He got the sac of flours Engineer ElmO Shaver is lay ing of a few days He was re lieved by an engineer from How ell He continues to take the same walk every day after dinner in I front of Peoples Bank Bee of WhywConductor Brain well on the Interurban has ordered a box t keep Clearance eards aud torpe does in He believes he can save enough by keeping them locked up to pay for the box in a week Five carloads of supplies on car of ice and a tank of oil were on the roundhouse tracks for un loading last week I thought there might be a possibility of getting employment for my brotherinlaw but after gaining admission to the foremans office i I was torn that that there was nothiV gain While I was in the office I heard the chief clerkI hummiug the following to th tune of jThe Rosary Oh cooking stoves that bake and burn Food in winter spring and fall I eat some meals soil strive at i last to learn To eat them all my dear to eat them all I was then shown the way out and did no catch the next stanza Continued on Page 8 A Rood remed for a bad cough Is- BALLARDS HOKBBOUND sandqBernardMIDlngpartment Home Sweet Home I The original manuscript of Hose beenbtHarden of Athens Ga SHe was John Howard Paynes sweetheart but refused to marry him In deference to er fathers wishes After she was shutherself thelittleIndependent Professional An editors little boy had picked up much of his fathers professional vocabulary After his father had explained the meaning of the word iha matterIa see said its a kind of continued In our next Uncle Pennywlse Says A lady who has Just been acquitted murder declares that she is tired of sensations A murder trial generally satiates tho gayest of the gay I rt n CITY DIRECTORY Mayor D Rash Police JudgeA J Bennett BradleyNiRhtCity Clerk Paul P Price TreasurerFrank B Arnold City Physician W K NIsbet WhlpflerStreetCounolhnen Madison Oldham M Cansler Geo 0 Atkinson The nigfirstSchool TrusteoPaul M Moore Board of HealthEd M Trahern G Gilbert Kintr and Curtis B Johnson M D- PostmasterOhas Cowell FIRE DEPARTMENT H D1 Bog ers Chief F B Arnold AesiBtat- Chief Chas Barnett Olil Claude Long Gilbert Long W Cavanesa Brick Southworth Baker Fujjate Goo T Miller Will Ray burn Bryant Deal Firemen CHURCHES OATIIOLIO CHUBOH First ma every Sunday and holy day atlsOt a m Second mass and preachinp 980 a m Vespers and benediction 1 p jn Rev J P MoParland Pastor CHRISTIAN CHUBOH Sundav school at 980 a m Preaching stet Lords day at 1045 a m and 7461 WednedeE REV H J BBAZBLTON Pastor M E OHURoHRegularservice 8undayatllhmand730pPrayer at 780 Sundayschool at 280 pm Class meeting second Sunday at 1080 amREV G W DAME Pastor U EOHUROH SOUTH Bev W A Grant pastor Services on every Sunday at 11 a m and 7t4o p m Sunday school at a m Prayer meeting Wedneeda evenings at 780 oclock Ladle Aid Society every Monday after noon Official Board meeting Mo dav after first Sunday m each month MISSIONARY BAPTIST OHUBOH has services 2nd and 4th Sunday in each also Saturday night be fore cud Sunday night following eych Suhday prayer meeting Wed desday evening Sabbath school Dr A O Sisk Supt Lathes At meets each Tuesday afternoon at 2 oclock Pastor W H Gregor of Louisville CHURCHf d evening In each month and Satur day evening preceding Prayer meeting Friday evenftASundayI 2 p me- REV T J LYNN Pastor EPISOOPALClluRoHServfces d and 4tn Sunday night at 745 at the Library Sunday School at 8 p in REV GEC G ABBITT Rector LODGES Masonic LodgeE W Turner I FridayIns i O D COWBLL Sec Poevery ors welcome ERNEST NEWTON Kof R and 8 Hopkins Lod o A O U W No 581 meets iYGolden Cross Lodge Earlmgton elMBS BERTHA VMSTKAD Soc Degree of Honor No 10 meets 1st and 3rd Saturday nights in each month MISS LIZZIE HUFF Soc EarUnKtonCourt3rd Monday night at old Masonic Hall DR C B JOHNSON Scribe rDientsHARRY LONG 0 of R CatalpaCamp eareBERNARD WALTON Clerk MONROE DAVIS Deputy Clerk Modern Woodmen of the World No 11992 meets every Wednesday Y Q WALKER Soc Elks B P O No 788 meets at nIghtJ Ruler Roy S WILSON Secretary Earlington Chapter U DO 0atMRS EMMA DAVIS Pros KwillmembersinvitedWILL CARRIOAN Clerk Visiting members are cordially thoseLodgesSmoking to Cure Deafness froiftdeatneasThe degree oil ftoafneaa varied and he rt 11depIOnprlvateijwithand many a summer night have wen st together for halfan hour or smo1tnSbemonths tat eliefanoled It had a bear eficial effect upon her hearing e I PNEUMONIA H left mo with a frightful cough and R couidhardlyF minutes My doctor could nothelp me ojDRNew DiscoverygMrs J 60c AND 100 AT ALL DRUGGISTS r x t- sl t y k UNSTUDIED EFFORTS OF ANANIAS AND SAPPHIRA Ananias and Sapphire clumped up the back steps of tho neighbors house whooping joyously as they clumped I Outside the screen door they paused for a friendly scuffle The neighbor pushed the door open thoJtWen said tho neighbor what dog you 1 We want a drink Give us a drlng they chorused You do do you Inquired the neighbor What do you say when you want people to do things for you lookedpsaY please she cooed So do I So do I shrieked Ana nine Please give us a drink The neighbor doled out the water wilh a sparing hand asbottle for Inquired Sapphira Why dont you give tie the water that rune out of the spout It might make you 111 returned the neighbor It has microbes In it 4 Ananias asked engerjy HoeeIt some I Just love enu My mother gives me lots oe them Arid once she gave me somo water out itmThe neighbor hastily retlfedi Into thepantryMy gave me some out of tho spout sale Sfepphlra rumlnatt Ingly when tho neighborhad returned and It sad ttit had apotato In It Give me some more plbase tipsamoron Youve drinknany more Once said Sapphira fIxlnlr tteai eyes dreamily on nothing I drank a whole bottle full without stopping a minute with my eyes shut I drank a whole pond full once boasted Ananias withwithmy shutd crowning effort ho went and sat down upon the tireless cookerIs this a fireless soaker ho naked Yes said the neighbor Were got one at homo Just ilk Sonly forty times as big Its big enough to hold a pig Ono wo cooked a cow In It We cooked a nelephunt In ours Sappbira chimed in A great big pink nelephunt How remarkable said the neighbor Impressed I donftr see how you got him In SkpIwas a great big nelephunt Wevo got a great big tremendous a tiger Ananias eald briskly and we keep him In trio dishpan and ho has a green tall and a blue head and purple feet casuallyour bin and he wears yellow trousers Can I have a plannaT NA piano T repeated the neighbor looking puzzled I havent one to give you fnslstedSapphlraI The neighbor took up one of the bananas and looked at ftMI think its too green for you to eat she said I love them wbem theyre green- esponded Sapphira Why mother me sIx piannls every day and theyre Just as greea as that grass ouf there My fathom said Ananias reftee lively makesi my mother eat feet six eleven eight piannas every say Igreen ones with rod ani white and t beawfullyt I themThe neighbor opened the screen door Shoot she said Inhospitably Run along home Youre making mo lose all my moral sense I Ananlas and Sappbira tumbled out the doer ae cheerfully as they had m Well cease again tomorrow and another drink they assured then Jghbor kindly as she sped the parting guests Chicago Dally News At a London Wedding ofLOadcrowd of costers wakblBg a young pl4 catering a tiurchi obviously with the intention of commltUng mat tiaaoar Feeling loQUlilUyV and wondering bec were to command the ence of somanyof their clan the countryman turned to an urchin nearby of vSpnny said heJao Is It being d1 The small bur solemnly scratched tils head tor a full minute as though contemplating his reply Well Gornor he remarked at gth1 aint puffectly sure but I it find its the bloke and the gal wdts dressed up like am bopes London Opinion His Wife Too Pretty A man who applied for a divorce in California told tho judge that his wife was too pretty for a poor man She knew that she was pretty and did her best to make her clothes worthy thanherdeclared that he was earning too a salary to satisfy her extrav- aganceshejudge declared that he could do nothing to modify a vain womans vanity and allowed the decree r+ C i 4CY +r I THE ECONOMICAL WAY Idegraphoutside airalrs in the most economical and satis tactcry manner Itnnortantottteston ratesliorCUMBERLAND TELEPHONE TELEGRAPH GO S5T t I 1 GUTENBERGInvented and Since His Day TYPEhas done advancement more forth than any other thing Our type will ADVA XE YOUR BUSINESS Let 1J 2o your Trinting Artificial Sapphires The chemical composition of tho kynthetlc sapphire is the same as that of the natural sapphires The only difference Is that the real sap phlre is crystallzed while tho artifi dial sapphire is fused alumina or nl umlna glass Between artificial and real sapphires there la just such o difference as there Is between potato sugar and rock candy HarpcrE Weekly Sample of German Ingenuity In Germany says the Scientific American wood is too expensive to be burned and it is made Into artificial silk worth is a pound and bristles worth 1 4 a pound late paper yarn twine carpet canvas and cloth From sawdust parquetry flooring la made the materials for this may be bought by the pound and then mixed so that Ute householder can lay his own hardwoottftoo8 according to his Indl vldual taste and Ingenuity Saved By His Wife knowslast JFlintDrKingsMr F tor a dreadful cough when allhoughtand it completely cured me A quick cure for soughs and oolds modIcine whoopIng youli0ctsdragglsts Raccoons Natural Thieves If you have raccoons la your homo keep a Watchful eye on all articles within reach of the animals Tljey pocketknifestanding the trouble necessitated by guarding against the mischievous hab its of the creatures they are members of mariy households They are fond of milk and will resort to all sorts of tricks and subterfuges to obtain it Siberian Land Threatened Bxtenstve tracts of land In Siberia are threatened by the encroachment the great Gobi desert and a plan has now tte ttI1 drawn up for a series of forest ramparts to hold back the stilt and drift The only effective defensjr according to the report of agrpno mists sent to survey the region is In tree belts at least two miles broadc la proposed to plant one of those from Samara to tha Caspian sea while others are recommended ex tending In intervals of about 40 miles right up to the Chinese frontier Moat Prized qf Gems I The sapphires of Qbylon are among Ithe most beautiful gems In the world They range from soft velvety blue to peacock blue graduating to almost faultless white Sapphires too also found In greens and yellows the for mer shade being known as the Oriental emerald and the latter as the Oriental topaz There Is also a red sap phlro or Ceylon ruby which Is asSI valuable as the finest Burmese rubles j S The Universe an Accident The universe together with ttf parts Is nothing but at number of ac cidents ever changing and being renewed at every breath and linked to gether In a single substance and atJbeingreplaced t qiience of this rapid succession the + spectator is deceived into tho belief that the universe is a permanent xIistence By NurAddih AbdAlrah man Jaml s AY Herq fs n woman who ks txperienco k WiJeon Pa who savs I know from experience that Ohamborlains Cough Remedy IB far superior to HIV other For croup thnro U noth ing that txnels U For stile by All Dealers LoltIon was coaxed to bwn to her aunt that she had done something which she ought not and which she stoutly denied Finally Such undeniable proof her guilt 1noed to hbr aunty and said Well Aunt Kittle you taati trust anybody aow adaysi Llfea POliness EVery day ought to have tfe thought of largethings in itthe power of wide horizons But every day 1 must have the routine of small things In It To harmonize the two Is often hard and discouraging Yet only la lives that combine Steadfast duty wltk wide vision Is the fullness of life real Ized Phillips Brooks Truth About Proud Man When a woman gets frightened at night she Just pulls the bed clothes over her head says she Is terrified out of her wits and goes to sleep saY one who knows but with a maR it is different Ho says ho is not afraid pushes the clothes down and lies trembling awake for two or three hours straining his cars at every sound For any Itchlnem of thekln for akin rube chip pimples etc try Downs ointment joe tall drug stores t- Hen Mothers Kitten A hen whose chicks were removed from her at Plajfdrd Suffolk England not long since discovered a cat witlt four kittens She turned the mother out and took charge of the kittens who are as much at home with her as with their mother whom the ken al lows Into the nest to suckle bee auDIt 1V ter Too True Dont Judge too hastily from appear alnces1 The man who comes to your back door looking like a tramp may be a retired capitalist trying to run his own autoJudge lt Wise to Listen In passing It Is the wise folk who listen to friendly criticism without a trace of Indignation Just as did the little fallow who heard himself called sal sorts of unwelcome names and went on as if nothing had happened at alL For It is friendly criticism in the home arid among true friends that makes us sod ourselves as others see ire What Is the Use If a man succeed by acting on your advice he feels that he would have acted as he did without being advised 0neglectedblames you for not making It strong or than you did So whats tho use t Chicago RecordHerald WBIMWM PEOPIE Made Strong by Vinol Rundown conditions aro caused by overwqrk worry too dose eon flnemeat a chronic cough or cold which It is difficult to cure We want to say to every person in this condition you need Vinolour delicious cod liver and iron tonic without oil the great str ngthcre I ator It will supply trod to tLeblood In the most easily assimilated form- reate Ir a good healthy appetite strengthen your digestive organs and make you eat better sleep bettor and feel better A case has Just come to our attention from West Scranton PaMrJ Chas Proper says For three years was all run down weak and had no appetite and after all that time rvam glad to say Vlnol has brought tJsWe are confident that Vinol is the best bodybuilder and strengthcreator webv ever sold Try a bottle on our guarantee to + refund your money if It falls to benefit you old by ST BERNARD MINING CO Incorporated Drug Department JtG1a 1 k J It M Dx50N r i I I 11 Funeral Director and Embalmer Ji if II AY Call Answered Promptly Day or Ni6tkt f JJ Ii v hpJ tfse Keep Bazaar The B znar and Olub iLunoli i 1 given under the auspices of St S kMnrllarets Guild on last jSatur JN oily afternoon was a great suc Cfls both financially and social s rwWith the exception of a few I small articles everything was dis posed of and almost fifty dollars realized The Indies of the F tGullci appreciate very much the iibaral response of the public nrlf tv F SN f aar stock also a delicious lunch homelfji Nothing on Hint f 1t First Chicago ChildMy father la m connected with some ot the best fam YI files In town Second Chicago Chili til Poohl Thats nothing My la i thor Is separated from three of tliemLlfoI 1i kf r lWhen Humor Grates f Whet a man IS not amused ho feels T an Inventory contempt for those who t are Erward Bulwer Lytton dux s C- iH Thlef Proof Bank trr It a man empties Ms purse Into hie head no man can take it from him Itfp franklinpil 1 YtDangerousAnything more than a little learn ing is a dangerous thing in society o r fclfe i Cheapest accident InsuranceDr Thomas Elcctic Oil For burn scald outs rind ewer Kencies All druggists sell It aje and soc Modish Mem t6 Modesty has been said to bo from- fass i Jast and finest garment 3 NecessaryThough llv- i r In most animals a French experiment er has dlsproven the theory that the are essential to life It was claimed I1 that n chicken lived absolutely free from microorganisms and growth and development went on as usual Nature Is Perfection 1 One cannot improve on nature Th universal is not to be corrocted bi tho partial I NuisanceI private work not IB be lee I Making His Opportunity th4Iwhen he drops his watch as ho sometimes does absentmindedly and breaks it Under strong provocation ire took out hls watch and flung it on tits marble floor of his office So i seems when you put your mind on it tbero Is a way to solve every prob lam IlOnce Exclusive Pet of Royalty Tho Pekingese spaniel or lion dog now BO popular among dog lov ers was formerly an exclusive posses sion of Chinas rulers and it was capital offense to remove one of the lmperit were Ibrought to Europe after tho capture of Pekin in 1860 nnd from these and a few others tho American specimens ol the breed are descended TurkeyThroughout en pecloUy in the rural districts gold Is boarded in the form of jewelry fllcklyandpeovlsheyes fickle appetite and who appear fondtheyWHIlESCREA Jheysoonperbottler Department J LlteratureWrltq in winter replnccsthen Our Dally Special It is All Might to Put up a Bluff but be Sure you dont Trip Over ItI Marking on Wood If anyone in your homo has a pyro graph outfit use It for marking you r tenaen oyr deeply the ideritlflcatfbn is thereto stay At That Time at Least UeDoes a woman when she a tellydont khow but a woman expects a man to talk business when hOB court Jng her x Egotism The egotist merely thinks publicly what other men think in secret Dally Thought Love nn never die Thats MM present 1ge gave to everybody 1 t 4 Immense Variety in Every 1 thing Under the Sun 1 t in Men and Boys9 Fall 1 and Winter Wear Y a The varieties are not only large but J 1Y y satisfactory in styles qualities service and price The service of this store sat your 1 I door Write or phone us your orders and f youll receive by return mail or expresslr as as 3tttmadeihesuit price or demand from 10 to 35 or rtYIan overcoat from 10 to 50 but what we j Oarcan25 percent Ljke savings in r hats furnish tJI shoes i J tii zrrJJ n 7 IJ i V a II c J rf 5M j M1Pion ilbertpithas tstageNot otbcr women shrieked after they had caught theI breathe No said Mrs Philbln not really just on the amateur stage tint Its lots worse than real acting I dont know anything better calculated to mako a staid grownup man kick u his heels buy new neckties and gen orally conduct himself In a kittenish h way than a request that he lend his presence to an amateur production f bolsters him up in Ms secret convic lion that he is a perfect mine of un discovered genius iI Oh no he said at first You dont want me I never acted In any thing in my fife and I cant do It Id ruin the piece Get some one else rUrulntho piece Get some one else Afterward ho told me that he hated to disoblige them but he really couldnt dolt I congratulated him on lookedtat mo as though he had caught me trying to poison him He said he re gretted to see how little confidence I had in his ability and was pained at my exhibition of jealousyhThen he raced told the committee that just to oblige them and help them out of a hole hed ea1ho part After that Albert was lost to tb family He passed three whole evenings running his hands through his hair and memorizing his part If spoko to him he ould stare at meI wildly as though he belonged to an other sphere and resented my ItAfterU he went to the first rehearse life became very hard at home because Albert took to going over what he called the business of his part It is disconcerting to have a man even if he Is your husband rush at you wanded8 muttering to himself Mrs Lcmmock called one evening I toru through from the dining room Into th parlor shaking his fist and yelling have you now you moral leper an your lIreyourUfcls not worth an hours purchase You cant blame Mrs Lemmock for taking it personally especially as Alberts fist was flourished within an Inch of her nose During this time if I remarked to Albert that the cook was going to leave ho iould stare at mo and say Soat last Montmorency I have unmasked you It was impossible to carry on any conversation with Albert for weeks He was always bursting out with bits of his part Finally he Insisted on my learning the part that dovetailed with his so that ho could fNowwhys try to please him but I consider this my crowning act of selfsacrifice Of course Albert was working for public applause but if one wants to know what Is my Idea of zero in pleasant pastimes I should mention re hearsIiig apart thatyou arent golnsi to play Anyhow its upsetting tOI have your own husband lean over you tenderly gaze into your eyes and make desperate love to you in dim novel style It makes you reel s queer By the third rehearsal Albert ha begun to talk about his art and to speak of well known stage people by their first names He mentioned the public as though he had It eating out of his hand and he adopted the stage walk When he stalked downstairs he thudded like a camel and when he stalked upstairs I always thoughthelephants He knocked all brae to pieces parading through the rooms and when he talked he either boomed or hissed He demanded p tatoes in a voice of tragedy and too to standing before mirrors in profile frowning over his shape He said th mirrors were old qnd worn out and gave him a curve out instead of a tHeobjected he told me that I should make allowances for the artistic tern porament arid that tile stage manage tad told him if he had gone on the stage when Ire was a youth le u doubtedJv would lave rlvacd Mansfield Albert gloomed and tyrannized nnd had mQ jumping six ways at once hunting up his costume and buyln6 grease paint and eyebrow pencils and false hur arid letting him repeat his rnrt tttc 1 sttrlng him that he 4 i I Whn I to direds the pray was given and f had my revenge went around into the wings to see If Albert needed any help and fell a shivering crouching shafts eg individual trying to hide between a canvas tree and n rustic gate Tc my amazement it was Abert He grabbed me with two Ice cold hands and clung to rue for dear Ute HQ sold hed die It he had to get oil there before all those people On he weaned wouldnt I save himjl looked him in the eye Albert this is just another phase ofi thoartlstlc temperament and J won flicker an eyelash to help you An If you fail In your part IlJI leave hemAlbert was 111 two days after th play from the nervous strain an when he got up and around he was quite sane again And I may add hes great deal more humble than be used to be The Two Species What kinds of animals Jacky CAB go a considerable time without war tern t Cawela and Kwtucky eoloritUr i c ILk S1vI F In 1 MiI to n ao relWMil AHhough BlaliieiTras1 uni versally beloved yet herrwas defeated rtor the highest office in the gift of tho peopleFrom tho Magazine of Amer lean History BurglarAn r having- p gained entrance to a Philadelphia res familyjewelrypockets Then discovering a brand- t new suit of clothes he changed his raiment and left the house forgetting to empty the pockets of his old suit It Is difficult for the careless man to attain a very high degree of em dency In any lino of endeavor Bos ton Globe Sick headache is caused by a die ordered stomach Take Chamber lain s Tablets and correct that and the headaches will disappear For sale by All Dealers Friendship Insipid Beside Love What causes the majority of women to be so little touched by friend is that it is insipid when they ave once tasted of loveLa Roche foucauld WorshipOurInto Insignificance beside those of In dia though to the Hindoo bathing is 1a religious duty as well as a personal luxury East India papers report that holytpIe bathed in the rivers Jumna and Ganges which meet at that place New Deadly Weapon A revolver has been built into theI handle of a now sabre to enable a withoutrthe position of his hand Fortunes In Pacesa thees is pimplesdImpurebloodthe need of Dr Kings New Pills They promote health LifeIbeauty Try them 25 cents druggolstllI Very Old TextBook of Health It Is sold there are 285 verses in the Old Testament and 240 in fife New Testament relating to disease sick tness their causes treatment and prevention Warfare Against Rats Cochin China is trying to find an ef method to destroy the rats do great damage to the rIco crops Londons Imported Food London handles immense quantities of frozen meat and it will soon have faclUtf L to storing the enormous number of llOOOfio carcasses dlAOrderay youdand Liver Tablets excellent They are easy and pleasant to take and mild and gentle in effect For sale by All Dealers Love That Endures Remember that there is sometimes fine love that never leaves a mans rtJ1It stays and waital Man c Credittk that philosophicalethe theory that Its nothing for him to be proud ofhos merely gifted In direction Can I have another of defies Mrs Irons Right Men Always on Hand l1eof the most striking features of miraculousnway in which the right people have ape peared to meet new needs Exchange A Barbell Wire Cut Collar properlyhealedscar Ballards SNOWILINIMENTrr the Right Remedy for All t AfcruIoM of true Fle hit the Vound Is cleansed and oftj performIng woundhealsJy pus forms under tho sur and breaks out Into a run 1nlng sore that Is hard to cure badsdothersfornot only on fine animals but liedPrice 95c f cad f109 JamesFBallardProp StLoultMo S hetIlnpolntment ST BEllirAEI KiIiIiftfC Incor poratedDrug Department 4 4co ittI W r a k I i + vrr f 1 y fi h6 jeitr rllrhitt I aitI i y virled Jrtto a fir1 8 J trJCfIUQWn asqlnn berg one + tWO tUh liuDStreet9fIaluStB Arnolds residence Pump House etc etc are in District Nol f Fire District 2 comprises all that territory North of Main St and East of the R Re g the St Bernard Store Barnes cOow and Oo P R Wljalens residence Masonic Temple Lo towuJetc etc are in District No2- I Fire District comprises all that territory South of Main St and West of the R R e g the Post Office Goodloee restaurant Ghas Oowells residence Mrs Harriet Browning residence Esq Jas Priests residence etc etc are in District No 3 faStine 0 M Henrye residence Catholic Ohurch New Methodist iOhurch etc etc are in District No4 Each telephone subscriber in these Districts has been furnishted with a card showing the number of Fire District in which eaoha phone is situatedthese cards directing that in case of fire Qen tral Telephone Exchange be informed of District Number and 4 tLThe Round House whistle will in the future give the official alarm and this alarm consist of a series of short blasts followed bone two three or four long ones according to the district in T districthis motives will not give the alarm unless an engineer or trainmen should first discover a fire i e should see it before the resularrrralarm had been givenor in the event the regular Round Houserfalarm should fail to arouse the fire Department at night Best Disinfectant Sunshine is the best possible dlsln toctant The rays of the sun penetrate and disintegrate all organic sub Let it flood the rooms which re occupied whenever it is possible Lay the bedding in its direct rays or an hour every bright morning Dark corners that have a stuffy smell are dangerous to the health of the household s Immense Russian Forests Russian state forests cover 53TOOO 000 acres v Lightning Kills 96 Sheep During an electrical storm near Cable Cove Oroi a flash of lightning plowed its way through a huddled herd of sheep and left 96 carcasses in its path I c To Clean Par n To make a paste th willI cleaifa tbSfivaenough water to make a stiff dough wtpethoIt so that a clean surface will be presented with every stroke and the walfc paper will look like new New HayeirJournal CourierYQoorf Work of the Agitators It is f4o serious minority which bcompllaVts great things Exchanga lMany Patent Documents It all the documents stored In thQJ i patent office at Washington could ba+ placed end to end they would form sts strip that would reach around then earth three times fl iicsp IDEVILBISSI Guaranteed Atomizers J I f M There are few homes where the Atomizer is not used in j possible I I I y ket we have very recently added the DeVilbiss line to our Istock f This Atomizer is manufactured by a firm which have hadJyears of experience in the business and are every where recog l as producers of stricjly quality goods a fact which we Ithink will justify your serious consideration and t help us with FuI convince that DeVilbiss Atomizer is inJAtomizers I IIIthe most pop lanlumhers 4 Will agree are most reason II able Please bear in mind the fact that all parts of the Atomizer 1 except the bulb which is of rubber of course are made either f glass or metal The being true you can very readily understand the ease and simplicity with which the Atomizer can be kept in a perfectly sanitary condHion as continued boiling or washing will in no way affect its efficiency The DeVilbiss Atomizer is priced at from 500 to 125 St Bernard Mining Go i IncorportitcdY lt DRUG DEPARTMENT TltoullasrhY- 1 i I i JJf Ji f hr 7 v y ip- H AJA1 0 l 1 itf 4 111YWJ M oa n L L c1EaJL1 11 Xillatpyex ap oe silos like he who climbs a tree and boilersiL I News of the Town rtt A rKirby Gordon one of Madisonvllle Prominent Legal Light was in the Yk city yesterday Chas Trathern of NortonvilleI was in town on business Monday Mrs 0 R Bowman made a visit to friends in Madisouville Monday afternoonWhen town go to the Idle Hour aud see a good show M Bohan was In the County Seat ayesterday on business 1I r las Maloney of the well known r Urm of Causler Maloney has gone tJto St Louts to purchase their win ter supply of gents furnishings This firm expects to handle a ful supply of gents y furnishings this oftmarket fi For dependable foot wear for all the family Call aud see The Mc jLeod Store Madisouville Ky A R OBannon and family spent j Sunday in COlltown with friends fi Chas Nisbet was in Madistmville Sunday Pete Fox was in Paducah Sunday Paul Banks was in Henderson Sunday l i Anyone interested in buying a home for either home or renting purposes can find out something to their advantage by calling at the Bee office i i F D McQary the Popular Trav 7 tiling man was in the city Saturday visiting the trade t Lucian Turner made a business Iatrip to Nortouville Saturday after noon Mr and Mrs A O Davidson and a children who have been spending Boveral uioutlis in Puusacdlu Fia rave returned home ROOMERS WANTEDGentle i men can get room in good location Apply at this office Mrs D M Evans and son D M Evans Jr spent Saturday in Ev snsvills with friends ank shopping Paul King was in Madisonville Dr B C MoEuen of St Charles was in town on business Monday CharlesiDout forget the Handsome set i of Silverware to be given away at the Idle Hour theater Friday night Oct 26tti to the person holding the Blithest number of votes in the con testMax Gilliland was in the city Sun day uii2btIVilas Hex was in town on busl ness Monday Eobt Davis was In the city Sun slay will For SaleA small coal cook stove sell cheap In good condition Mils EGLOKK Chas Nlabet made a business trip to Madisonvllle Monday- C M Thompson went to Evans I f yUle Tuesday 1 H R MoOreary was In Evans villa Tuesday Mesdames M B Long H L Browning John L Long and W R o Coylo returned from the convention at Louisville Suudas LOSTOne Drugget detweeu Opera house and J R Bashs tam f Anyone finding same will be liberal rewarded by delivering same to 1 I Judge BennettdOFFICE f Mrs Sisk of the country who bas been visiting her mother Mrs St E Nixon for a few days has returned home H H Vaughan who lias been on through freight several days has Earlingtonn- zeturned W M Borders and family of this city have moved to Madlsonville rq John Bergnan of Madisonyille w11b ill iuu city yesterday afternoon t Bibles and Wall Mottoes all jprades and prices Pictures of Jesus Christ as Infant youth Crucified aHid Ideal lOo for the four Can JfwrniBh you any book published i WALTER N MARTINp Oscar Underwood spout Friday in Kellys Stationon account the ac= to t HInt of the death of his grand Mother who was burled In that place that day spentnMrs John Franklin spent Friday afternoon in Mortons Gap with r 1rJendsJId 30rfw Parser of Mad onvUle apeni a few hours in the city Satur tey jjiorniiig t a i 4 1t1t We pay for all thb inefllolno used during the trial tr our remedy foils to completely relieve you of coast I potion We folio nil the risk Y are Iot obligated to us in any wa- whatever if you accept our otle Could anything ho liioro fair for IIIou1 Is there arty reason why you should hesitate to put our claim to actual tasr The most scientific comrrion sense treatment IB Rexall Orderlies which are eaten like cany They are very pronounced gentle and pleasant 1 cotton and particularly agreeable in every way They do not onus diarrhoea nausea flatulence grip fins or any inconvenience whatever Rexall Orderlies are particularly good for children aged and delicate persons We urge you to try Rexall Orde- lies at our risk Two sizes be and 160 Remember you can get Rex all Remedies in this community only at our store The Rexall Store St Bernard Mining Co Incorporated- I Drug Deyarlment eblfeaes Hazel and Lucy Fawqett of MauisonVUlo spent Monday night fu the city with Miss Mabel Brown lug Norris KinK of St Charles was la the city Monday night See our ad of Stronger Than the Law on 3rd pageBaker s Hickman e Blakey Adams of Madisouville was in town Monday night The Western Union Telegraph Co office is now located in the Cumber laud Telephone companeys build ing and no more Western Union business will be transacted at the passanger station Mac Hoffman of Madlsonville was in town on business Monday Dont forget our Shoe department t complete line of foot wear mother father for brother sister and the baby Call ant see THE MOLEOD STORE Maaisonville Ky Ed Phillips was in Evansville Saturday on business Miss Adeline Toombs spent Sun day in Earlington Ned Barnes went to Madlsonville MondayEdd Philips made a business trip to Evanuvillu Saturday lu the interest of the St Bernard Mining Co Stronger Than the Law as best wearing shoe ever made AskI the man that has worn them Baker Hickman Mr and Mrs J A Mills of Madi sonvllle spent Sunday mnrnlnir to tho clty tending toryloefl Ail ihr OathollcfCaurcli Miss alade Toomds ofMadison ville was a visitor in the city Sui dap morning Look whos cumlnRl Florence Lawrence and Owen Moore at Idlet Hour Thursday night October 24 Misses Mabel Browning Elizabeth Lung and Ruth Long were in Madlt sonville Sunday Frank Walker went to Evansville MondayBen of Madisouville was in in town on business Monday Norris King of St Charles was In town bIsuit Let show 1WMiss Margaret Mitchell who lias been attending Bowling Green Bus mess University at Bowling Green for the past three months has returned hometlNeal Spillman was at ihome Sun r Misses Kathleen Spillman and Margaret Atkinson were driving in Madisouville Sunday Stronger Than the LawdS near waterproof as leather can ben made Baker Hiokman Barton McEueu of Sr Charles was in towI1MondayEM- iss Nell Robinson of St Charles was in town Monday visiting friends 11SundayafternooQ Misses Margaret and Louise Me Pberson of Madisonvllle were the guest of the Misses Victorys Saturday Rember there is to be given away alFridaythe one holding the hlgbasr nuiri her of votes in the contot Be on hand that night W F Lavender was In the cou B- nty seat on business Saturday mprllJ nlngclMrs Marvin Lanlor was In Madb isonville Saturday shopping anti friends Mra JIV MoEuen and daughter Ruth of St Charles were in town Mimday 1 1- J1 p 1V- r Ic CITY DIRECTORY Mayor F D Rash t Continued iran P Ke r There was a serioiift wreck ou the M H E Saturday Ei ht IeCUA were ditche1 sail the track ThrEarliugtou wrecker was = eq but did not do much of the heavy work tho fi0well wrecker beiug bettor equipped for suohser vice The following employes 6f then company met the paycar Frid- anightAll of UP eIt is said that an engineer ask ed one of the clerks at the round house how everything was get ting along aud he told him he seerher since Thursday night General Yard Master D Banks jays he believes ho can pull Woodrow Wilson through all right now- Enginper 0 F Bridges sprain pd his ankle while getting off his engine Sunday morning He has gone to his home in Nash yilie and will probably be off several weeks Several of the boys acknow ledge that they have been in the same condition as Ool Roosevelt halfshot Painter Piukney Willis is ofl sick If a box of Whitmans Gaudy is filled to the top could Larkin B Fuller EarlinctClncinatti base ball team for the u + xt season was in the city Sunday theseason James Alexander of Madisouville was in the city a hours Saturday afternoon We lllvikv u to call and see our Tappytfootwear TUB MoLEOD ST KE Madisonvllle Ky Nick Long of Madisonville was a visitor in the city Sundayafter noon Miss Mollfe Whalen spent a few hours in the County Seat Saturday ahernoon A little fxtrA effort on your partI wilt win the set of Silverware to be given awayrat the Idle Hour Friday nlyhtaOjt 25th to the one who has the highest number of votes MlHROH Daisy and Kate Borders sunlit Snuirdiiy In Madisonvllle with 111 1118 Mrs A 0 6lsk spent Saturday uf teniiMin in Maaiflonville with her slhitr Mrs N Llbutnd- a1cIlydtwo roomerp Bailrond toLlreiiHifTl MRS EGLMPF Mr ana air D E Lyon are spending this week in Sttouis MoI with relatives ColI W O McLaod of Madison YUle was a visitor In the city Saturday afternoon Stronger Than the Lawtheshoe for farmers Every pairI guaranteed by ourselves and thoI manufacturer Baker Hiokman spentSundaytives l Ott Slsk of the country was In Monday f If you love to see a good motion picture show go to the IdleHonr Miss Elizabeth Victory was in Madisonville Monday afternoon Mrs C A Morton of Madison vllle was in the city Monday after See our ad of Stronger Than the Law on 3rd page Baker The EarMarksJ toidentifythe hog had any earmarks he re sawvassI jdOldday KldJust the same as any other daylittle things with shells em Qt Wail of the Pessimist YeaI consider my life a failure O Henry how sad Why should you thatI spend all my time maAmoney to buy food and the food disagrees with and my clothes dont fit Not After Cocking tTe the pure all things are pure Still I guess they would be a little doubtful they saw the pure food at Ltte boarding house I t S x 5 UNSTUDIED EFFORTS OF ANANIAS AND SAPPHIRA J3 fifcJ r s a aI yerylut ii e tea1nth Soa actor eh he asked Indeed tis trueV replied Mr Mann Good one v Ahem coins from Mr Mann Sumo people say I am Well you gotta go some to beat a actor I seen in a show one time said Sling So Who was ho- Ive forgot ills name said Shag cheekrseen my own eyes turn a back somersault on top of a horse that was runnin YExclamatoryWas Right Mrs Masons colored washerwoman Martha was complaining of her bus bands health Why Is he sick Martha1 asked Mrs Mason Hes vey poly maam voy poly answered the woman Hos got then exclamatory rheumatism You mean Inflammatory Martha i insanePYes maam replied Martha with conviction data what It is Ho bal lers all the tlmoJudge OF COURSE NOT smok1IngWhensmoke in the way you do The KidWell I guess you didnt Im the champeen Inhaler of the ward Proud Persons Some then there are Whod rather die Than eat a piece Of humble pie- Forestalled Dr Sangrado with scarcely n glance at the patient ordered that he be bled immediately But gasped the hapless wretch I have Just bought two reserved seat tickets for a CubGiants ball game from a scalper In that case said the doctor hesitating for the first time In lilt career omit the bleeding Fill hit stomach with warm water Ten ducats please Encouragement Mollle And so you proposed mar rlage to her ChollieYesAnd glvo you any encouragement 1 Oh yesICongratulations In order No she refused me But I thought you said she gave you encouragement 1 She did She looked at mo twice before che refused me Something Added to a Letter Teacher rTommie what is a postscript TommieDont knoW maam Why yes you do After I write letter I add something to it That postscript Oh is it maam I thought they called em postage stamps I FACTS IN THE CASE De QulzI suppose that you were touched when your wIre pre you with that easy chair oa your birthday anntversay Benedict sadlyYes I was touch d for 35 to pay for It Official Tenure How thoughtlessly do our affeotlota roars I A term or two ia KOBe d iwhan a man begin to feel at home- We tell him to move on Missing the Chance HotetManagerOh yes after a big night in the dining room we miss quttea lot of silver Reporter aI1IyLBut very little pf Ihe paper money getiaVay oktri ndg0 i ltf q o s f ff J J I rfJI tt tl yt 1tojO 1 n THEI ECOJOJ lcAL WAY I Good Care of the Hair Makes all Women Fair I JI trnaturaf enappy well kept hnlr Is woman greatest beauty The hair firstattraetatten Uon Nice clean hair growing on tho head It makes for charm more tbaa d clear complexion regular features or n handiomo tnrwn Ucautlf ul halt which coaunanda admtr aUon everywhere lsostalways BI8OCl4tcd with the USQ of that 4 I Well Known Scalp Prophylactic Newbros HerpicideA 4 v The worst enemy of croodhalr dandruff caused by an Invisible mterobto growth or peim Her plcideuaodin cntlyde troya this Jfenn rem vcs the dnndrull and thua prevents further low of hair It Uro luster and luxuriance which constitute hair beauty There is n inbUo and de nghtfulodorabouttlerpiddethatncvcrofendsbut appeals to everyone nerplclde contains no grease and docs not stain or dye Indicates dandruff usually stops almost atvonce There Is no need for anyone to be deceived by other preparations that have adopted our ad YertialnfC claims You can avoid possible disappointment by Instating upon having KCaulae lleiw dde long known M tho Original Uandruft Germ Destroyer v A money back guarantee on ORe dollar aloe bottles St Bernard Mining Co Incorporated Drug Dept Sped JI Agents u u The Lamp of Life The comparison of human life to tho burning and going out of a lamp was familiar with Latin authors as We know by the term scn s decrepit Plu torch explains tho origin of this meta phor thus Tho ancients never extin guished their lamps but suffered them to go out of their own accord that Is by tho last crackle Hence a lamp lust about to expire was said decrcpi tare to cease to crackle Hence metaphorically persons on the verge of the gravo were called decrepit men What He Took Going down the river to spend Sunday with the folks panted the excited weekend jauntcr as he swung aboard a moving car No I dont need any luggage nil I take for these weekend excursions is Just a night brush and a tooth gown Fw MltNrnr ri in JapanIThe pcrgc fur of rope I 150000 is counted rich in Japan and there is only one man whoso clate of j about 40000000 ranks him with the worlds rich men- The j r Young and the Old The principal trouble with a young reaJlZ61thatforget that ho over was young With an Eye to Economy Lawyer to wlfeWell it you are determined to sue for divorce at least let us keep down the expense as much as possible I will act as your coun selLlfo Ye Moony Have a bobby yes but dont compel other people to ride It AbsentMinded Professor A certain university professor was noted for his absentmindedness One morning as he sat at the breakfast ta ble with a scientific magazine propped up before him his wife was aston fished to see him rcnh out for the maple sirup pour it down Lila back and lean over and scratch his pan cake n t What Could He Mean A young woman wont ton grocery Itho s lovelycheeso V Isthnt k someI clerk Ill stick to lovely f Masses Will Stilt Be Massing A soap box orator the other night tat the close of a fervid appeal wound = up with the following lucid and ex pressivo peroration And now cow rades after everything has been said q after everything has been done tho great masses of tho peoplo will still constitute tho bulk of tho population Origin of Pawnbrokers On tho doors of early Florentinel bankers was the threeleaf lily sign tho lily being the emblem of Flor 4 once and claim is now made that this Is why the pawnbroker of today has the three balls as his sign which appears to be an evolution of the + threeleaf Illy S n 1 t Mans Face Parisians are concerned about the question of wearing mustaches and f beards tho tendency being to part with these longhonored ornaments Sight of the Color Blind A color blind person sees light an t either whltdor gray dnd dark colors blackiThis t tho fact that the light nerves and colbor nerves are closely interboimd but there is a different set of nerves for both light and color just as there aro different sets of nerves for tempera turo and for touch To Pack a Trunk = Take a couple of horses tho height s I rt spaceIn rx trunk on when packing it It will savo your wife many a backache and save you or whoever removes it after it U packed from lifting it up from tho floorw Public Democratic y- eu Speaking tr iVl fv 1 itlf i THE HUN JNO C DUFFYti Of Hopkinsville will address the k j voters of Earlington and Hopkins J county at the City Hall Thursday OctI 24 730 pm1 J 1 a- t4eOn the political issues of the day L You are respectfully invited to trtend t sa i rIJ I THE WIISONMA 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