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Lji JJ1f I f f r r o T ESU Y i and H FRIDAY AFTERNOON f IIF YOU DONT ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS ADVERTISE IT FOR SALE 1 EARL1NGTON HOPKINS COtJV7t KY TUESDAY OCTOBER 8 1912 = n n N8 11 IH LYCEUM m COURSE l 1st Number The October ir 2One Evening of Song I and Story I iDONOT FAIL TO HAVE SEASON tITsf i Which may be had for L2f See the Treasurer Mr Elsworth Evans The following puo of their pro grams x PAIITL I u Piano r Four Handflljrftftai1 Polpqalse J r t J Olippln xAxMisnoYD 4 r Voice v J L 0 io1nhoIdAbeiitern i ott fj WalnerDI 0 Star of Eve Tanuhauser BBNKST 1IKN11I 1J OVD Voice puotlitallla MB ANi MBS BOYD BeadingS r A Merola and Maroua Sign of tho CrbBs rWiisopBarett RR EST IIENRX pYD Voice OJ I Delight r Ijuckstono BLANCHE FEUMAN BOVD PART II uMfR Gadabouts Busy Day A Duologue OoinedieUa This akotch is one of several pro Mated by the Boyds Full of life sod go from the very beginning Introducing the most laughable sit uations yet giving ample opportun ity for the artists to Bhovf their abil ity in rightly Interpreting charao iertf These sketches are strictly high class and given in pleasing costumes r Voice Popular Medley Group of Old ar Bongs Voice Concert Duet Adieu1 1 Ito BaTH leg ofSoy It seemed that my 14 year old boy would have to lose his jag on account of an Ugly ulcor caused by a bad bruise tt wrote DVF Hpward r NouAHremodles and doctors treatment failed till we tried Btiok enl Arnica Salye and toured him wl hone box Cures barns bolls skin eruptions piles Ko at all druggists a I SLIXl ATTENDEDt I Not Much Interest in Prpjfresitve oycj ment In Christian County Hopkinsville Ky Oct 5 Den white and eleven colored supporters of Roosevelt etthiJ afternoon in mites convention at the Oity Hall pursullnti to R call issued by District Qhairman Bar rett to choose a Campaign Oom mittee to work in phnstian qouuty in the interest of the Bull Moose ticket Thirteen lookerson Wero also present Lee O Brum field was chosen chairman ndE I bremau colored secretary A Jomrait 1tee of five was appointed to eJ lect a County Oommlttee to be rj recommended to another inass t l convention to bQh Hlin Bop kiusville next Saturday Yery I r little interot is shown i in Phrist ian county iff the third party I mpvementj I Cfa apet aecld nt IRuTafleeDoM v Klctlodl For burns iscalds cuts and emert lIcIHAlld1ilclllueU h Jjcandsoe Tatieelni In Fertliii Until the list geBeratloB ttoplBfr I ira haojtt uBlversali tnperlai Te U rlt is rare atooa the uppeivalawef I l tliBtili affeoM by the Ipwerplawp w1 Wemea aw tatteded otlQJftwk U T Itk a tWW W desorfttkm ate avert tkfU by or to hkle a bleailA 7 for to ew Vi malady L a e iQhroniP rheumatiBm contracts the mttsoles diatortB the jointa and un dermiuBB the strengtb A p0werf ul penetrating and relievlnsr will W foun d in BAliliARDS SNOW- LIN1MENT 1It restores strength jaduppe1n 88 to tbe aching limbs Pc6c 80c and 100 per Sold by SI Bernard Mining Ce In flO ate Drug Departrnentr P r yo heNqtes The rfirm of Pendergraff and Oonnelly grpceres have disolved Mr Pendergraff retiring MissSusio McOormick has re turned after an extended visit to her sister Mrs Will Mosp of Vandersbjurg Mr Wtn finteman of Nash yule who 19 connected with the Commercial College in that city was hem last week he offered Mr BerfrHobgOod who is teaching the Smyrna School a posi tion in the QCommercial College at a flue salary but Mr Rob d found on reaching the Post Offices a better positions it was a letter from the Civil Commission Department giving him the rur a al Route No L It was he that jot the best grade in the exam nation and not Mr Barrouf as reported Sure it Was a lucky day for Bert twp good positions offered in onodny He will suc ceedj Willis Harris who was J B Peytons substitute Mrand Mrs A M Qlbson wont on a vIsit to Beech Grove their old home several days last week i i Mr and Mrs PuT WinRtead Clay visited relatives here last week MrSJ B Peyton is not so well this w erH j Mrs 0 M Lutof our town taught ingrade 2 last week in MadisonvHle she filled the va t- loanoyof Miss Sybil Hart who sick list Miss Allie Campbell who is teaching at Ilsley visited her home folks Saturday returning her school Sunday evening Bro Cook filled his regular ap pointment at the 0 Pi Church Sunday and Sunday night On Sunday there was a reun ion of the family of T W Cox had a baCon fry in the b auItiful grove near by then a bo n tiful spread of good things Those present were Mr and Mrs John F Jones and Arohilee Melton of Madisonville Mr and rs Jimmie JoneS and four ohildrenf of Slaughterville Mr and Mrs Frank Goffmaii and I little boy of Slaughterviile Mr D Melton Mr and Mrs Al ior lOoxand Mis Helen Cox oiE NelioV A delightful day Was spent The combined ages or J ivand Alfred Cox brothers is J09 years JV Is il87 how old is Uncle Alfred If yon have young children you lavis noticed that dlsprders ot the stomach are their most com thou ailment To corrept this yO- wJll find Chamberlains Stpmaoh and liver Tablets excellent The4y are easy and pleasant to taker mild and elitl hi effect MTor sale by Alt DeafirS I eilnhlrigB of Lifeboat Like many other inventions thellfe- 9atwO a log lime in finding favor The first lIt twal designed by ft Londo oackbullder Lionel Lukia Ik 11 tin4r th oicuragernent Olue laoe otWIb t despite retyal pa rosace hla iayentloa recelvd little itsatlon thought one of aU beats sAve several lives at Baberoi iThe lou of Uu Adventure ia 1799 ilrft eetTteyei imlbUe apathy ia tkl Iult J eot sad wltk the offerloi of p Wed for jifeDoatHlri1 a first etey tejfiwr jfei wviac at sawO takes i JLetOn The raclc- of tile Ja texpre8BmeaQI serious trouble ahead 1t not BO does loss of appetitei It means iaek or loss of strength and IlIJtakovercome cause up the stomach and curing the Indigestion Michael HesBheimer otJLln coin Neb had been siek over three years but lxbtt1uof JBJlectrip Bitters put him lJt pn bisfeet again They have helped thou sands 8YdV jlJur biopd strpnsr nerves t good dlgutloui QPlY50 cent at druggisiiz 1cII i J t CLASS INITIATION Madisonville and Earlington SKri 4 hers Will Have Big Time on This Date i I A GjEAT MANY CANDIDATES WILL CROSS INGSAN9I iRizpah Temple ShWnerfl will take another class of Novices over the sands at the fall session which will be hold in the lodge rooms hero on Thursday November 7th dud quite a number pit candidates will be hero to bet rtured cin this date The last two inittatjons have taken place away from homo Oneas- InOensboroin theBprlnor and the other atjaducah a few Weeks JlRQI The session hero in November will Ji a big ones as there are quite number of candidates here that wiUtake this work as wellaRpthors from nearby towns in Western Kentucky and many Shttners are ex poUted tobe in the city on that day to assist In the work The program which is always in teresting is being planned now and will be published within a short time 11 Saved ly His Wife I Shes a wise woman who knows just what to do when her husbands life Is la danger but Mrs B J Flint Brantree Vt is of that kind She insisted on my using Dr Kinds New Discovery s Mr Futor a dreadful cough wbenj I was So weak friends all thought 1 badonlva abort time to and it completely cured met- A quick cure for jCoughs and colds its the most safe and reliable med- Icine for many throat and lung trou 1hoopIng orrhages A trial you BOcts and 100 Guaranteed by all KENTUCKY TOBACCO SATE Cutting Is Practically Finhhcd Quality Is Good but Production 2 Below Last Year I V Kentucky tobacco grovqrshave practically finished cutting and report the crop safely housed In quality this seasons burley yiejd has a fine color bntthe quantity will be under last years pr6duc top Lexington repots a Montgomery county sale at 16 ceqts md Robertson county s lsat 12 to 12J cents In the Eopkins illedistriot labor ran as high as 8 a day in the fusbQfthesea ion iiayville reports erecting lev ral additional wsirehpusee During is now under way and early sales are predicted after the seasons opening at Che end jf the month Children that are pale sickly and peevish with dark rings under the eyes tickle appetitnd who appear tq get no nourishment fromtbe food they eat are surely suffering from worm Give them WHITES REAM VERMIFUGE and note the wonderful Improvement They soon take on flesh and are rOsy ac lye and cheerful Price 85o 1eJ lottle Sold by St Bernard Mining- iJo1 Inoorporated Drug pppart aenjiy Pepper Bill RwllnfY Henderson KyQct5-c Pepper Bjll WJ Jones father olhe Bull Moose fmove mont in this CQUntryj and ohair m Jlot the jpounty Committee has rqsigped as phairraan and Joseph Wuersch 4 been elected to succeed him Sick headache la caused fay a dis erdered stomach Take Chamber lains Tablets and correct that and the headaches will diBappBar t For sale by All Dealers t MakIng Dixie Plyer Better qiiicMiRo The Qhi ago East ern Illinois It E haiord red additional equipment foJ 1 the Dixie Flyer J i NOTICE The city engineer E E Wip fler will receive bids for the cpn strcictipn of brick gutters on East Clark street until Oct 10 fie will glAdly furniah informa tion on r quf8t 2f rJ t a u I 1 EABLINGTON lt4 9rgaied Wilson Club Thuray- j N j ht Ja AtiNGTOMDEMOCRATS ffl ORGANIZE FIRST CLUB the first Wilson and Marshall pjub 6t Hopkins County was organ I by enthusiastic Democrats of rlingtoh at a meeting held Iii that city last Thursday night which Was largely attended Charles Barrett T aa elected president of the Club aud James Maloney seeretary A ijceBum was raised at the meeting blub is to make a strong ektnpaisn in that city J3peeoheB wore made by Hon Ed fpung of this city Frank Arnold a idotner prominent Democrats of i Arlington IJI PREVENTION DAY I OCTOBER 8 1012 f amation by Governor McCreary at trfrankfort Trankfort Ky Sept 26 10l2 tliQ People of Kentucky jjThe os sbyfire in this C6 ntry of insured and uriinsur edgroperty total every year rmoro than 200000000 and are Jargely in excess of that of any bier civilized nation This is a 1 byij4ents by insurance eompan ieflas well afa the enormous per soMal Joss of property which is qriwred is an expencfe which tZ b decreased 4 There ductiou of the fire loss would naturally tend to reduce the ex- penSe of the protection afforded by fire insurance companies and likeorganizationB and thus in sure to tile benefit of those who avail themselves of this fOrth of protection nihur dutyj as good citizens to do all within our power to prevent1 this waste and needless loss of property and it IB therefore the part of wisdom tQ join with the people of our States in setting aside a day in which we bring to public attention this important duty T ie Legislature has enacted laws for the punishment of the crime of arson but it is not always the crime of arson that produces these losses It is frequently carelessness negligence of the failure to exOrcise due precau tiod The lossesin Kentucky by fired which insurance was paid last year were 809280688 the premiums paid to secure fire in surance lat year were 5272 48857 and these figures do not begin to cover the unprotected Waste bvfire- cNpwtherefore 1 call upon the citizens of Kentucky to set a8 Ootqber 8 191 2aa day on which to give special attention to the removal from their premi sea pif rubbish which might cause fire for placing heating applian ces mi proper condition the examination of chimneys flues and such other appliances which so frjegpently are the direct cause of fiffr losses to look into prem lees where articles which might produce spontaneous combustion ate kept and for the destruction of ignitable Material deposited in places where it might endan ger prOp ltYbyfire recommend that on that day instructions be given to the pupils in public and private schools concerning the exercise fOp in the use of tohea and all combustible materials laborers in factories and places of industry be duly cpu tionedonthi subject Jn testimony wherofv I have br set my hand and caused ihdjHRl pf the Opmmpnwealth xed W B itfcOUJBABY tft=s= = G9yrJiOr- I p L I Ii 0I r t y IJ L Madisonville Notes0 Entertains at Bridge Mrs P B Ross and Mrs 0 L Eoss entertained very beautifully Friday afternoon at jBridRey at the home pf the latter in South main street Several most in teresting rubbers wore played after which a delicious luncheon was served The guests were esdameB Clyde Ruby Chas Lindsay Wm Morton phas Osborne H H- Bo enllh W J Dulin Lonnie Bailey L E Ruby R S Dulin Jno Grayot W Ross Jas Ross U Wr Overall Neal Hollinger Jtirby Gordon WGofdtonJr Alex Lunsford John Victory OUlO Fowler Paul Bans Ben Sliiton Hilary Spencer Frank BroWn Ed Young Ruby Laffoon Geo Rash OlHrenco JMisbet Wm Hopewelir iferrold Johnson Olaude Morton Henry Head Sam Langley 0 0 Gfivens Norman Howard W J Barnhill Bird Barnhill M J Olark T W Gardiner Geo Atkinson Newell Alford Frank Rasb1 Misses Elizabeth Victory Mary Ruby Morton Fannie Arnold and Florence Howard Call Meeting of Clubs The members of all the Literary Olubs of Madisonville are requested to meet Wednesday afternoon at 4 o clock at the Pjiisbyterlan Church to discuss Ways and Mthths of starting a Public Library- Prenuptial Affairs for Kiss Victory During the next few weeks there will be given in Madison a number of most beautiful Pre Nuptial parties in honor of Miss Elizabeth Victory whose wed iding will be solemnized Oct 80 The Revival in liladisonyinQ Christian Church moves on With unabated interest 80 additions up to Jfonday morning Minis t rB invites you to atr tend every service Miss L01ia and Gladys vaughn Si Earlington were in this city Saturday night Mr and Mrs John Long atten ded the Yankee Girl in this city Friday night Rev Harrison of the Presby terian Church of this city was in Marion Ky several days last week attending Presbytery Mr and Mrs Ed Ooffman and children of Slaughtervillo were in Madisouville Friday the guest I of friends to attend the show Ji D McPherson Sr made a- big deal last week having sold to Dr RL Bone a 750 Angelus being one ftQe finest Player Pianos made fortunes In faces Theres often much truth in the saying ber taco is her fortune but its never said where pimples skin eruption blotched or other blemishes disflgure it Imjpnre blood is back of thorn all and shows the need oft Dr Kings New Lifo fills They promote health and beauty Try thorn 35 cents at all druggists Mss Win Still eMeiIfl rJdptpmalye yisroratlbnv And new oota rates alter everytblaff hag been said altar eyrTthIIg has been dose the- great mas fi of tie people will still MMtitute Ute bulk ef the populatioB When you b veabadcold you want the best medicine obtainable opinion MI have sold Chamberlains Cough Remedy for fifteen ye rslays Enos Loller4 otSarato go md and consider t the best on the market For sale by All Dialers OMtf Werk ef the AlUtenk Jt Jj th NdNlafaorIt7 i- iasm4 14 JIX lj J r Upyw1ur1r TUESDAY 1andFRiDAT AFTERNOc 1 ENTHWr I I NOVEM8ER7TH DEMOCRATSOF delayr THEN AND NOWs t Tacoma Ledger Tells of Slump Ifc Ropscvelts Western Fpilowinij f1i flPEOPLETacoma Ledger Last year when Theodore Roose yelt visited Tacoma on his West ern tour 85090 people gathered in the Stadium to hear him Then 1 he was not a candidate for thirChiJterm as president At least the people lid not know it if he was I This year he spoke in the s ime 5 Stadium as a candidate for regtideut and instead Of 85000 people he addressed not more than 12 r000 The dIfference is highly significant Last year he was an 0 exPresident of the United States tiJhonorlug the tour of the country to ex press to them in some measure 1iil J the gratitude he felt for the hon ors they had conferred upon him jl 1ambitbegging the people to support f him again There was room in t the Stadium for 20000 moreDpeople than hoard him last eve J ning He is a different Roose i I velt in the eyes of thousands who no longer rally to his leadership as they did before his ambition got the better of his judgment and before be turned his back on his dearest friends and most sol emn promises tp the American people The Vest has run up the flag of prosperity Why should it not listen more in amusement than in anger or wor ry in the pessimistic political demagogue predicting ruin for 4 the country unless he and his juack theories are adopted It is a movement the West may twell be elated at leading and the East can not help but fQ1Itlow J Wv Oopelpd f Dayton Ohio litj purchased a of Ohamberlainja Oough Remedy for boy Nfa cold and bpfore the bottle was aUt t used the boys cold was gone Is 1 that not better than to pay a five dollar doctors bill For sale by Alt Dealers Notice To My Friends Iam in the Idle Hour Popularity I Oontest and respectfully ask that myIfriends save their for me ind help me to win the Watch on ibracelet I will appreciate any favor no matter how smalL h NELLIE MoMANUS V t certaInly for No Other Reason v fI- n Chins women carry their ohll freit from baskets that hang from bar that crosses the mothers shol tiers Twfns are desirable as PIserving the balance of weight U not for other reasons v 1 A Rood reme d for a bad cough Is- BALLARDS H o1LliQTTND j- sYnUP It heals the lungs fend quiets irritation Price 25c SOc and 100 per bottle Sold Btr Bernard Mining Co Incorporated Drug De partment Imprevlnfl Tobacco h A H you are a pipe smoker try ttht- Plaoa the eore ef aa allp1e1a ypurto baeco jar oa top pf your tobacco aM r you will be surprised at the kaproyety A flavor it imparts tQthe tobacco b gldea keeping it moist J tWanted at once 1QO Miners Steady work NOBTONVIMiK Cox COKE Co 1 Incorporated 1v I 4 A- q Sweet Charity Hat tt ever oecurred to you that the laore moaey amuhallthe mor Id tmenatan IB aa eaay matter to dtvid 1i tM awaey with some poor ierll Whir bs acne t s J I tl soKeied habitually train coaitlpttfeai f Doaae Recelets telleved and 8lreBcthea 4 that OJf9 tba they have tiea tstaUr etfr 81airL PayJ i Gieeer SaisF Sprist j Teias iI 1 1 I jUJ tttlJltti1ttuuJUJuInnll fftIIIIItiJliJ WNwV 00NNIN B M SLATON UNDERTAKER iFunaral Director Licensed Embalmer Gtrht NEXT DOOR TO PAST OFFICE I Office Phone 1242 Residence Phone 1243 i KENTUCKYLuMvWmMwAMIMwMtwWMMtIMwAwwm A BOMB CONSPIR 4 ATOR ADMITS HIS GUILT I Edward Clark Cincinnati Man l and Union Official Pleads Guilty ANOTHER LINK IN THE GREAt DYNAMITE CONSPIRACY OF IRONWORKERSItr Prisoner Taken to Jail After Admitting 4GuiIiton FiftyFive Counts x Indianapolis Oct7Edwardla- rkofOmoionad today plead I f od guilty to the governments oharges in the dynamite conspir acy Olark was business agent 3t1d president of the Cincinnati iocalof the structural iron work f y ers union from 1008 to 1911 r As soon as court opened Dis trict Attorney Chas W Miller addressed Federal Judge A B Anderson dex r pendant V01ark of Cincinnati wishes to change his plea from trr not guilty to guilty tr Olark then stepped forward Judge Questions the Prisoners Do you plead guilty asked Andersolity said Clark The prisoner was then separated from the other fortyfive defen n to jail to await tsingof hia sentence r M Olark pleaded guilty to all the chargesfive coapts of conspir ocyanoV five cownts of being a principal to the actual illegal in terafctite shipment of dynamite andnibroglycorinUzi1 in promoting explosions Mr Miller asserted were carried on through letters written by Frank M Ryan pres ident of the union aad the Mc f JNamarasUmhrella Gives this Clew umbrellarw bearing the initials E i vfoHneHu tire wreckage of a dy Noaraita bridge at Dayton 0y Mr Miller said led to the dis closure that Olark actually had tcaused the explosion having csea the umbrella to protect the dynamite from the rain and then leaving it behind Clark also was charged with carrying out plots against em ployeB of nonunion labor In connection with aschemeto blow vuptthoHarrison avenue viaduct fit Cincinnati Mr Miller alleg rw 4 JPor Women Who ax hourSQY01t1uSQ an aatlseptio In your Peaaillya h son ou Instcaof what you have been unto a as 1i uld or tablet antiseptics woxidewoutyoupleasotryPaxtino sra lX ssolvedinwakenasneededr more i t cleansing more germicidal and mor- f s healing than over used a I L k JAWHSEPTIC x intsotoiletto cleanse add whiten the teeth remove tarter and prevent eyrodisinfect thj mouth 7 1 s disease rms and the breath m koopartldctalteothandbridgowor k k clean and remove e M 1 from tho teeth and rify the breath 1 r after smoking To eradicate persnlra tlom odors by sponge bat-hingrji 2 medicinal agent for 1- t treatment of feminine ills where a iytt Catarrh inflammation and ulcorati- octDJJthiugcq lshotdoucbes of t Paxt no For ten yearsthe L dia 33nkham Mod Cd lias been regularl- l tad vising their patients to use it because ofits extraordinary cleansing healing attd germicidal power For 1 S pose aloud Paxtfnt is worth its wet g gold Also for naval catarrh eore throat inflamed eyes cuts and wounds All druggists 25 and 50 cents a box Wrial ox and tostimoicy of 3 vvvom4n free on request r THfc PA TowTOiLErcoseew + Nf AM A T1hr4I- I ed Olark wrote to Ryan Hit Would be dangerous for me to buy explosives down here You had better sehda strapper I have gotten cu lie out ofn lot of trouble already I Am afraid L cant do much more for thepoltQejudge said Foi Gods sake dont bring this bunch be fore me again or Ill have to dti something Double Dealing Charge Made Herbert S Hockiu acting sec retarytreasurer of the union was charged by Miller with double dealing with Olark Tbe executive board of the ironworkers union agreed upon a fixed price of 200 for each job said Mr Miller to the jury For the blowing up of a bridge over Miami River at Dayton on May 8 1908 Hockin paid Olark only 12250 thus holding out part of the fee Pointing toward Eupene A Olancy and Olaf A Tvietmoe of SanFrancisco tMr Miller said it would be shown that they helped inppromoting the Los Angeles Times disaster and that Jack Bright known as J E Munsey for two weeks after the explosion harbored J B McNanara at SaltI Lake City Utah- Indianapolis Ind Oct 7 I Pages from the careers of the McNamaras and Ortie E Mc Manigal as leaders of the flying squadron of dynamiters with r conversations which they were said to have plotted to send Mc Manigal to Panama to blow tip the locks of the Panama Canal were read by District Attorney Charles W Miller before the jury at the trial of the accused dynamite conspirators today The incident in reference to Panama Mr Miller said occurred just befor the arrest of the Los Angeles dynamiters when they word becoming desperate in their efforts to secure exglosives without betraying their identities John J called James B Me Namara his brother and Mc Manigal to the headquarters of the International Association of Bridge and Structural Iron Workers said Mr Miller John J said to McMauigal We can fr get any more dyna mite around here without steal milt Now you go to Panama and see what you can do down there The McOlintioMar9 hall Oopstructlon Oompany has a lot of dynamite stored down there Yon could easily get hold of it and blow up the looks That takeell the LosAngeles affair McRIan timeg fedt The contractor mentioned was one of those who had declar the open hOPlO the eUpited States- VarylnpGradee of Caviar Tho finest caviar the bleluga pre prod tim the roe of the white star geon little less fine lethe sevrluga prepared from the sterliated sturgeon Both are put up at Astrakhan Russia lUnpardonable Sin In religious controversy the annoy dopable sin is attributing bad motives to those who hitter from us ocaNoticeThe Wilj6nMarshall 171n which was organized here last willhaveaiiieety Thursday night Oct 10th al Prrigenhf and democrats who have apt be come members are requested ti attend the meeting and bQCprne ttjembfirs of the olyij j I i l u 9 xriaA SCRAPiiill 8 Very Different Now honestly old man said the- playwright after the first performance o his now preeentalion of the triangle problotn wit do you think of It I want your candid opinion Everybody said when my other plays were produced that r was merely repeattns myself Do you think I havb done so this time tINo replied his frtondtheyll hkve to admit that this is different from your other plays In each of tho former ones the mixup was between two women and a man This time I notice that the trouble la roc woszanYeser sank From Vacation I hear your wife Is back from her trip but confined to the house3 Too bad the trip did her no good Oh the trip did her good all right Then she Isnt confined to the house Yes shes confined to the house When does the doctor expect ta ham her out It Isnt a case for a doctor old man The washwoman expects to have her out in a few days She hasnt A thing fit to wear Twould Indeed eeOne You say there are no miracles Nowadays ul do most emphatically What for Instance would you con slder a miracle y It a man should make a fortune in New York and then go to Chicago or to Plttsburg to spend It iBhpuld consider that a miracle i t 4 A GHOSTLY LIGHT Gi a 0 1T4I Jtfamma Nonsense Berne saw xb ghost You couldnt in the dark Bertie Well I dill He carried a spirit lamp 4 3 Heroine The swcoteat malls lnbooQAntliimener t V Their lovely looks n i Who Wouldnt Be- Little Ethel studied the face of Owe little negress intently f What makes you 86 black Clndyr asked r blocktooa dark room and a black fadder and black mammy =Mothers MasaciM J Truly Desirable Do you the frequent polltleal excitement is desirable asked the conservative citizen- Undoubtedly We need sometbiat occasionally to remind our baseball players that they are not the Gfttjf great peopleon earth VariableR11 dont like to be called a poWtieal Does protested ijr butntax r Never mlndj1 replied Senator iSpr ghum Mentioned in public the Utte Bounsllke an unfriendly epitheC b- In private conference it is frequently mentioned with great respect r yS A Suggestion I see one of the tea ure of UM Taudevllie season ife a wrestling cheesewhich no one can throw o That so Then why not give the butter in bur boardIng house a chauerr ltlabGenuine Hunan Touch r Ig there any real human intermit yourslT is a real t11it cooked on the staged 0 W 0Back Yard Infonriatlen are gory eensltIveaniffiatea i J suppose that ar ways taklns a f nce W i lnanal r 0 A WORTHY IXAMRLlC When LoulsMann first nit his fart finer neighbor Shop Rossman upstate Shag bras very much Interested in the Theapian i- II go yer a actreh1 he asked Indeed tis true replied Mr Mann good one- Ahewi cable ffera Mr Manor Some people say I am Well you gotta go some to beat a actor I seen In a show one time said Shag Sot Who was he Ive forgot hlsname1i said Shag switching his chew to the other cheek tlbit I seen hint with my own eyes turn a Duck somersault on top pia horse that was runninV I Exclamatory Vas Rlht Mrs Masons colored washerwoman Martha was complalnlngt her bUs bands health Why Is he sick Martha asked Mrr Mason s- Hes viay poly inaara vey ortanswered the woman Hes got the exclamatory rheumatism You mean Inflammatory Martha said the patron Exclamatory means to cry out Yes maam replied Martha with conviction dats what it is He hol Jera all the timeJudge OF COURSE NOT Old Gentleman to kid whos smok ingWhen was your age I didnt smoke in the way you do The Kid Well I guess you didnt Im the champeen inhaler of the ward Proud Persons Some men there are tiWhod rather dIe a piece Ot humble pie il N Forestalled Dr Bangredo with scarcely a glaaet at the patient ordered that he be bled immediately But gasped the hapless wretch tl have just bought two reserved seat tickets for a CubGiants ball game from s scalperIn cane said the doctor hesitating for the first time 1m bte career omit the bleeding Till hid stomach with wars water Tea ducats please Eneeurafement Mollle And so you proposed our rfage to her ChollteYeeAid l give you any taeour agement tlOIt yea Congratulations In orders No she refused ine But I thought you said she gave you encouragement She did She looked at ss twice before she refused trie Something Added to a Letter TeacherTommie what is a port script Tommie =Dent kaew maaou Why yes you do After l writt a letter I addt something to it Thatfi Ja postscript Oh is it aiaam I thought Jhw alled em postage stamps I FACTS IN THE CASE lXe qmxI suppose that you were deeply tqtoshed when your wife pie seated you that east chair ea your blrth 1tanRh errBenedict B dly5Yes t wastouoh e4forfS5fopaYr0rcl + Qfilela Tenure Hewt1iua1 Mly do nor affections roam i A tWTO ztW le gone tend whena man begins to feel at bo ffe tell him to move oai I r MIsinythe c n 1t tI3v Hotel1lanliger ==Oh yea ftaa big night in the dining roots we mlsi aJot of UvertIReporter alylyJWBut Yiny little of the paper money gato away 11f 7adp S l l r zO j II 1 iI 0- J BLCK f 1 fl Ji1s osuif 0r 1- h Fos Glov v f i r We Carry the Tough as Leath 1 er Stockings Your Children i 4t They are the famous Black Cat brand You know the kint stockings the children cano out in the woods the berry bushes the streets and the play ground without bringing home hours of darning for you r Black Cat w stockings are the ones with nine lives They are the only stockings made with the Extended Heel which doubles the life of the heel V I f When you COme in to buy them be sure to look at the Black Cat brand for all the rest of the family yourself your Husband ana the Misses x Misses and Boys sizes run up to size 1 1 Barnes Cowand fe Company u Incorporated Earlington Ke uc1cy 4 I I Diver Seized by OeMjpwet A naval diver at Toulon was 04 deoly attacked by a giant oetepus- while UBder water la the harbor lie gave tie Iratetlag signal and jwa hauled to the surface together with the octopus whose tentacles eitif to be 21 feet bitswere wrapped around him The diver was unconscious The octopus held fast to the diver until It was stabbed to death It weighed 188 pounds and the suckers oa Its teat des were aa big as halfdollar pieces Lo 4om MalL ecteria Net Vieeeeeary Though bacteria of kinds live la most animals a Frenchexpermeat er has disproves the theory that they are essential to life It was claimed that a chicken lived absolutely free from mlcroorganiBmB and growth and developaaeat went on aa usual A GMtI Saleeman Well Jingle said the manager did you sake the sale Yea wM the aaleeeaaB I oouldat get the- darned old machine to run over half speed but 1 arranged with one of the tows constables to arrest us for ex seeding the speed limit and old Ske zftka fell for It right away Saelllni ChUrfrem Little Uldrea give their medal the Ha aehe hut If she lets tbemyhave their ewa way when they voW al to he great children they will etc her the heartache Fondneea spills Many and letting little faults alone spoils sore Gardens that ere serer 11catberlne JI r ers run ay turn oit that it had toe Uttler0 114 OpureeeLe- C Very Myatorievc An old colored woman had caeaeieg to call the doctor for her httafcaai whe woe very Ill The doctor Made av dtogae lB and rOItou 4d It a eerere eaae ofgaltrttllliOhLor cIoctNJejaculated the e4 woman how dIhe eriet 4at gastritis I hafcrt ti burat a flag but ecwf Ito la doe yer tItjHarPertJBartor CI 4 Y T Make lubber Frem Waste That artificial rubber can be made from waste cotton especially thcv bolls that fall to ripen Is the claim ti of a Philadelphia scientist u 9 r M 7 Mens Suits And QvercoatsAtii p00 to 2000 While we are makers of moneys worth gar ments that sell at from 10 to 50 we wish tomlay particular stress on the constructive work Weave style and make to be found In gll suits It I k and overcoats we sell at from 1 0 to 20 lUre inlies thesecret of our seccess crowding in every r cent f va1u wtthfas ion schemes in facbric I coloringS cut at each and every price and the life service of the garments guaranteed at eaCH a priteSuits and overcoats at the prices we speck f fy above bear the brunt of major or popular wear h they are the ones that are most in demand and that the most is expected oft Selling these direct to you from our own wprkshopSjhieans a saving of from 20to 25per cent on tile suitor overcoat a difference th tYQcan pocketto Your advan l sageu h ct I iiR a rr PAYS TO TRADE HERE 1 r4 1- t l- I A pgpw1I1 I Jr i F 17 HOVV 1i TInS I t Your money back if 1 i h 1Pr Ipr J t j It 3 A tt the great indiari Blood purifier =KidneyaWd Liver Nerve Tonic fails to cureat all good Druggists 4JBl BOLLING = Sale Manager I I I Beyer Dam Kentucky I if j r I I C The Progressive Decalogue 1 Thou shalt have oo othertin gods before ME Thou shalfc not stamp In God Sye Trust upon thy coins nor make unto thee any hrayen Image tir tiny likeness of anything thatis in heaven above pr that is in the earth below except MINE for I thy tin god am RiaJou8til kod visiting the iniquities ofcrooks and caundreJB upori the innocent stockholders and showing Mercy unto the crooks and scoun- drelsU that support ME Thou shalt not take the name of thy tin odin vain for thy tin godIs without vatiityt r Remember Election Day to keep ith iiy for ME thou and thy son and thyliian servant and thy maidVervknll if she base a vote i v i j id7 vv JJ Honor thy fattier and ttymother irtheyshout JO ttE- h Thou shalj not kijl 8SRiQati trot be tiedtoalreo ltr or the back of a Spaniard confront thee Thon shtiit not countenance rhcd suicide i l f1JJThouishalsnotstoil except forMe v Thou shalt not bear falso wj uees nghjnBtthy fLiond cl B rave thatt9tAl j Thou shalfc not covet MY AVhito Boqse Tier cE j else that l may want for all thinjiS that I desire belong td cME I t And all the people saw the tbunderiiigs ami the Itgbinfngs ednd the noise of The trumpet anti tbe inotntfafn smoking and bejt the people saw it they removed and stood narojJ j i t Roosevelt Drops the Subject Has anybody been following POOSEVKLTB Southern Speeches Dont neglect them They are one of the best parts of the show wQarenow witnessing and which with i apologies to HooAnpcir should be styled The Demagogues Progress v The strikinc thirfgabout theBeJaddress B olho Soutfer + ners has been what VTAEI left out of themto wit the negro IJ Of course everybody retnembers the bid for the 9Jl hwith which the startedhis campaign It was a promise to make life newiparty in that ciuartpr strictly a wlu a muMs f party There liar been no change in this program ne aud R yet srrangely eqoughJn his facetoface appeals tojSoutliern white people e has hardly alluded to itt1Vhy J There aretwo fqhaons V TQ find oue ot thbm red the Southern newspapers or 1talkwith an observant Southerner The truth is Southern white people nover rose tbtho bait at all They neverevenn- ibbled1fit it The beet proof is that the Southerji KOOSBVKLT inert themselves whether they call themselves Progressive Republicans oroutpudout Bull= ltfoosershave quiltalking- about it They promptly fcatidthatibsimply didnt work 1ithad merely given people another reason for distrusting VXLT The tealb of ROQSKSELTS followers in the South s precisely what it is elsewhere Jt is the job qf try- lugto make people believe in his sincerity r That indicates the other reason why EOOSKAKLT himself lips not been discussing his new plan with the colored broth lyrJand substatitially weakened him in the Nprth and he knows lit Unhappily thorn are conscientious honorable people in his motley following and note few of them are of the antislavery straw Such people have not appfbved or pre tended Co Approve his sudden desertion of the Southern ne- gro after all hie loud declaration of friendship for them I Neither puratbetpreceiveth sliglitast basis in reason tiif mprals for his distinctions JJetWeeiri Sputhern negroesraud Northern negroes There is none The only basiiorVthat distinction was and is politicalst 4 The maneuver has failed failed completely and lino L miniously It igthe worst kind pf failure for his act is upt bitterly denounced it is not raged at it is laughed trA i demagogue can thrive on denunciationI iud hatred but Vridl i cube and indifference are fata- lProgressive tSfif i t 7 r RobberTh- ereQ is some cool irleftr in Kansas yet JSIr H ARLAN said in Topeka A v f The crootwlip steals your watch while he s iS8 iOn ward h istianScltlifidoe notrepresenCibe Kanslis ida of progress KOO KVBLT battles forthe fiordatlArmajeddon and for the devil in Kansas and California f He preaches honesty and einMrlil7rau practices thee methods of E4i3nf URIAII HKBP and BILL SYtots Ha would rob the Republicans of Kansas of a plrtnce to ipreflf their choice at the polls c He calls i progress t call it stealing What dp you cdlI it- Stealinglelioutedfivetthousand Kansans accprdiug to the J p xI 1 BEE ADS PAY f 1 Zi I 1 f fJ JF L rJ fu j 11 c o oi c n r t Pe r M1hFIRST mwwrea 1tA Hank was from the uppbr middle section of the state wbere thejitr k- late small and run one way all the time Until thp day of this adventure 118hll1mWer seen a bigger body of 1 water than a mlljpqlid nor had he ever caught a fish that was as large aa his hand Scale fish in Hanks native section were about as rare as gold coins on a church contribution plate The stand lard fish was a halo finger idat black laud despicable in the purview of tbe coast fisherman j but Hank and his friends back home thought catching them was rare sport and that they were really game flsh Hank was a fisherman at heart When he came to the city to take a pOIUoRiln one of the stores he cone tlnually bragged about how he used to yank em out and what one ones they Were The boys stood Hanks palaver for a time until they got tired of It and then they resolved to show him what real fishing was like That is howit carao about that a party was biade up to go for channel bass oft Bloody Point with Hank as the guest- ofhonorConditions apparently favorable for tidewereeprecisely appetite But there was noting doing in trio of scale fish Channel cntilsh and gafftopsails and Btlngarees there were in plenty but never the sign t bothomand stlngarees TJsuayiy these dejs nlIJlfrbut Hank as thfi giehtorhonor and knowingonjy OUd of the lug gatf oPr fisinndtivanledtQcountth- oo catch stJtcpthrlc1JorsJer roifjosing d up ol homer Rohbltia got a striKo and It was a lipavy he NoW RohbJnsisiandr plltYiIriCquarry lanMdlntbeshortestpoQlble1 spaco ftlmc Whats the use fooHnV says Robbins you coma after the andoJot WhenRobbini got thestrikei there fore the line came In hand overhand and la a jiffy a great floundering shapo of silver arid drabI long as a nuns boay and halt his legs was pounding on tho gunwale and beating the green water into a heavy show er jhattellOver the whole boats crewV Hank was electrified With a cryi like a wild Indian ho sprang from his scat upon the thwart grabbed the big fish around the throat lifted it IH board and went down with it among the catfish and ettngarces The balance of the company looked on in literal fear and trembling There wore no less tmtn the sea devils tofiho p lsonoussPJnefJn 4faV bottom of the boat and there was that blithering Idiot from the millponds writhing and wrestling and twisting with a fortypound spa bass right in the midst of thorn It seemed inevita ble that Hank must bo tinned but the more the men shouted tp hint the Wilder Hank raved in hIs delirium pf the kill Hes plumb crazy said Little Funky the skipper As quickly as he could manage Jt without sticking Hank with the knife Robbins cut the fiefs throat la two minutes more It wits still fThen Hank got up He was as white as agliost Ther0 was not the color of blood in his lips His cheeks were like chalk his eye were glassy Totterlagand thegunwayI Plnkyf flhe8 got It good and hard la a dozen places the blamed eyjttr Series him right WbatJe bring a mlllpbnner on salt water icr anyhow Awt cut that growled Robbins Cant you see the mans In great Buffering Get the peroxide while we the other boys strip his clothes off arid find the punctures No sootier Said ttandoi The strippers had got almost down to na ture when Hank revived enough foI say hlawakvolce Leave moaibnevyou dngoots talnt bit nor nothnjust swallowed my chaw of tobacco And that was the size of 4t The Providence that protects little chll dreaand imbecile and drunken men had steered that mifappnnersafely and unscathed thrpughwhatappeared to be a hopeleEs arra of catfish and stingaree Bprried while he wrestled with the big bass Quaint Oaths EnglishdIrceoath ly breaking a saucer recalls oth er quaint forms of swearing- In Assam Ae ath taken by standing within a rope circle to imply a Wish to 1otasthe rope does It the swearer does not tell the truth in lawsuits between Russians anllthe Ostiakg of Siberia a bears head is brought Into court arid the Ostlak making the gesture of eating calls oa the bear to devour11imIthelie- sthere are tribes of India that swear by the head fa tiger while ethers chop a dog In two as emblematic of the fate of the perjurer But the sim pleat method Is that of the Quaker who swears not at all but just tells what he thinks Total of 6Q0yesrsc Mrs Nagg is fhinkiHg Ot YlsltiK the Thottsand islands luB firata cIMr Nagg would brt lad to hay herspeadsixx moitkir e eae1l QtW tj i 1J cJ H r J Si l 7 ic I erY 5fls ttsryserious matter to sek for one medicine and have the wrong one given you For this reason we urge you In buylncto be careful to get the BLACKCAUGHT Liver Medicine The reputation ofthis old rsliaw indigestionly established Ik does riot imitate ItfbetterlliaOothers IargerMJtSOLD IN TOWN P2 Only One Real RoadfThere is only one real road to hu matt prosperity andlt is the same for a nation as for arilndlvldual That ta the honest road of hard work un der free institutions and when they tried to teachpeopJ that they could sborlcttbeywerely dishonest Waiter Long In Boyhood Days There are no cherries now grown welasedhistarmiIarrisburg 1 f it HereA way whetherhe a1ggrayer or any lengthy religious serv twoJjourpoltucaJot even a monkey o talyste5rto Himr- e i The man who la to irs weak esQcs cant understand whyother pec ale are not i 4 r Laymans Definition t 1 paCourtingI Mans Limitations Defined i r No man however good bema be unde stnnds girls neither do sheunderstand womenExchangeF- oreseeing i All Trouble Mr KnuttMy dear Im drunk Its a pity you ever married jno Im lJdrenbfcNowtotbed quietlyPear j a Jthfltl Paat iglbnlertheKan ups city C3i mfrefi Olnb tartod sits o4 w Iopg toutol the West ona gonsraLbotiBthig and publicity cam paign The number of members in cluded In the party necessitated a solid pullman train of thirteen cars and cti all too railroads save cue two Engines werttnoeded to haul the heavy train The exception was the railroadGeneral De Ber nard met the club train at Omaha and attatohed his own priviate oar which made 1pa train of fourteen heavy catsiTothJs train he at tached but a single engine The president of tbejclub objected to this meanness All the other roads used two engines acid heaQd had a Hard enough time to keep on their schedule Why such lack ot con eider tlau on the part of the Miss due Pacific Some of the other nU nbers wanted to know the same thing They found out The Missouri EapCIc engine was a super heater of most modern design and walked way with the train without the least effort Furthermore It man taitied a speed of 65 miles an hour all the way to Kansas City arid arrived on the minute scheduled Aiiiyng the archives of the Missouri Pacflo there th now a letter on Com merolal Club stationery embodying some apologies and also some com jP9ti Hlflht le the Fact Burglars who broke Into a Parla flat recently removed all the fashionable pannier dresses belonging to the nUntberot a1 Rsrls correspondent su8p Qta-as fonexpeJtWeon the other theburglaryladys husband Who may easily haVe been a simpleliearted fellow who glydressedstander r intolerance Not a Virtue Persons sometimes associate Intolerance with strength and firmness of conviction but intolerance 4s far more a feature Of Ignorance defective truthWe lowance for other peoples points of view without wavering from its own ThiefProof Barik If a man empties his purse into his head no mnn can take it from him Franklin 4l s 1 J A Dead Watch 1 r or Clockr Jv Vf Is aPaJsite to the 1 owner and if you haver one around your home Ij we would like to make itrdo its part in this world So bring it down to day and let us put the J life into it7 F J yt Ho11inger t sor l Trueinpy t Jewelersi tI Pff in I i l JI Y R rOJ Money From Wast Material There are harvests of tlQ streetsas wellas the fields The r1 c of the corporation of Loridbn la that many a mlcfcle makes i muckte Last year more than28Q5was real feuntiiIntins found among the refuse anila1900 from the disposal of the Ntuaeoffrom orderly bins t r t The Only One To every man the most beautiful woman in the world Is that one b t i most sadly misses when she is gcm and most gladly welcomes f ensbEj ireturns Qalveston News p 1 Ji I Friendship Suffers Muchr Whoever looks for Avfricnd without Imperfections will never find what IM lfrlendy t w tclx v c wn ae t tc v xis r re c t ire 1 tore at SelistrE 9 r WOQLTEX f1 r Another Brilliant Ext r ample of Woolt i ii iI S f I f i tirieT I I This is another charactoristic example of the V skillful manner in which Wooltex designers pit style and elegance into j a suit for practical service r r jjt inay oe classed among the plain tailored mgdels yett ltsofbeauty will be apparent at a glance Note the graceful curve of the edge of jacket smartly emphasized like the cuffs and re I Were by a binding of tailor braid f Thio ame treatment is applied to the back which hasa rij unique slashed paneigiviug a custommade Uch much t9 be desired in suits of simple lines I tx- t rThiB suit is full of character It uraJJpeal especially tp the t business women and to the Women w odesires the utmost t r pf practical service without too greai plainness j Ci etTh rnaterlalB are the best that tbe rice can Y7tw Jr pebble cheviots wide wale mlx cheviots and a chqice pf mix S 1r tures Colors blue brown tn and black Wopltexliailoring l the Wopltex guarantee of two seasons t satisfactory service are important featuree Price 25 to 40 iiJ j t t t 1- t Sill Bernard r Mining Co f In Qr ated t- GOfi f i- fi WQ Manager Stores fW ar fJi Yc 7 J jf r f W HI U EJ u i Iii Y 7- 4 fte NMKNMNlj ti p3e t- lPAU M MOOSE EDITOR AND PUBLISHER J E TsAWOET1- h ASSOCIATE EDITOR AND BUSINESS MANAGER r rr tber 1Meants Association t Publishers League f 1 BackOffice in Ben Slatons Office NextDaortoPosiofceMa son yule Kentucky Phone 242 R Mgr I 1912if oeee 441ea ooeooaao4Ni Political Points- 4ee4444s4NNioee444 i a i Apology Owed c St Louis PostDispatch Col Roosevelt owes Judge Para leer an apology for calling niM when tho Judge charged in 1904 that corporations had made lar o 1contributions to the Roosevelt cam paign fund left to George r Washington Post Mr Morgan dldnt contribute any thing tot lO present campaignhe 4et G dOlt That Gap of Coffee Courier ournal- Cola Roosevelts idea of taking an xjihor cup of coffee would be to gulp t lowtib18 share and then stioka tork e in the eye of a fellow just about to hisa1Tho poople are so ready to misrep resent Roosovolt fie got he says most of the best of tile policies from Lincoln Many thought he meant President Lincoln when all the while ho wasjuat referring to Llu t coin Neb Southern Lumberman Nashville The Colonel says Gov Wilson deliberately misrepresents Which is longer and handsomer than the other form anyway Philadelphia North American Mr Roosevelt may view with r altirra orupomt with pride but S beds never speechless with aston i IshmentWall Streot Journal x toy Wilson is spoken of as a man wlfa fighting chin But the man with tho chinning chin Is the third vtam candidate a Rows This We oKerOao liadfed Dollars Reward for any cas of Catarrh that cjtHiot bo cured by Halls Catarrli Curo P J CIIENBY CO Toledo 0 I I Wfi the undersigned baveOknown Fj Jt 1111101 the last 15 years and believe him perfectly honorsble IB alt business trinsactloos and financially able to carry out any obligations wade by his firm VALDiHQ KlMKAN MARVIN VUoIetalo Druggists Toledo O A Halls Catarh Cure is taken inttirnally lactlng directly upon the blood and mucous sorfat es of the system Testimonials sent free Price 750 per Bottle Sold by all prugglstlIr Take Halls Family rWMke Your Gas Mantles Last 0 Before you use a now gas mantle JBoak It In vinegar and hang it up to dry fa this way a brilliant light la a obtalae4 and the burners will Iaatjt t twice as long as usual even iidraughty room McCalls Magazine Meeting OpportunityITo face every opportunity of Ute 1 anlngbravelyway to meet supreme opportunities when they come whether open faoed or dlsgulsedbfaltble D Babcock sltnresChronic Cases I HughesTonicfailed got and I bavo sold it to a1 number 6f chronic cases It cures them every time Sold by Drug glstSOOO andt 100 bottlesi Prepared byIOBmSOKTSTTET 001 Louisville a Incorporated i tf i IEor TW eeviiot merely thinks publicII j wJitoUter saea think in secret Daily Thought i The ire receive must be rent 1 t ere4 again line for I nodeedfor a 4 toos3 1 + iIIIO1 r Ii rttt t N t Advertising Ifofes Display Advertisements- single issue IBc per inch 1 Locals and Inside Pages Readers lOo per line Resolutions and Cards of Thanks Be per line Obituary Poetry5c per line Slight reductions on time contract display advertise ments Also that run several mouths without chauge Entered at the Earllngton Post Office as Second Class Matter t No in Mammoth u Gave The Dry Fall Outing to Kentuc kys Great Subteranean Won der or 200 Miles Underground Tuesday Oct IS Arranged for private and se lect parties home people and their visitors River low echoI grandand cave dry The to see Mammoth Gave when a tsbest Roundtrip railroad fare 340 from Earlington and all way stations and regular train 485a m Bourd at Gave Hotel from arrival for dinner until af ter dinner following day also in eluding the two trips through the cave for 5 50 Limit on tickets 10 dais Write or phone L N Agent NoSummer Shutdown The summer jpst ending hasI been an unusually busy oneIWorkmen have been constantly employed Testimony to this fact is given in the magazine published by the Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen and Engineers In a recent issue under the heading No ShutDown This Summer it says We learn from Pjttsburg Pa that with the thermometer reaching for the top of the tube iron manufacturers have announced that there will be no summer suspensions of the mills This is unprecedented for in the past no matter how rushing business was there has been a shutdown of about a month and after SIX weeks during the heated period Labor is as scarce as it was a month ago and the big corporations are still keeping men at portsof entry on the sea coast to get as many as possible of the foreign laborers cOwing in It is stated that the demand for laborers in the irongreaterIat this time than for many yearsIThe reelection of President Taft certainly would not interfere with business It might at make it better but no human be ing can invent a reason why it 11ButWilson a new matt with new policies Do we want to take the chances ofa ohargeI Joints that ache muscles that areIdrawn orcontraoted should be ted with BALLARDS SNOW LIN IMENT penetrates to the spot aptfetingbottle Sold by bt Bernard Mining Co Incorporated Drug Depart Her HoustMd Qorfft Miss 04 i In receiving a triell- dInilet sop apartrgeot tie other dry cordially Wl here I am you y in my new borne with all my lasts e anA pennaat gathre4aboutme1OJ Nature Kind to the QlraflehBesides its longneck useful tongue which can be greatly elongated and in this state can be poll ed around branches for the purpose of drawing them down u ldle Hour Theatre Popularity Cozt it 1 This Coupon is good for 25Y CJ for I L fti- t t Y41N i J tl1IJ1 1Iat j 7 f t j t r J I I f qf voted on or hoforcOctober10- L IL oF lli ii + p 3 4 e n u 1 h 7+ rM f l ir r p r4 l- y 1tfy 1 tl r t j r c d I1 it t ryeSY n f kr x lBJm fid tlRl la RA1Il I At Mftftwtiyillc Mo and HwittiYfli for Hopkins County Kentucky srf urday Oct 26 1912 The United States Civil Sepvlo e Commission announces an oxaral nation on the date and at the plan3B named above as a result ofwblob It is expected to make certification to fill a vacancy in the position 01 rural carrier at Nebo Kentucky and other vacancies as thain j oc6ur on routes at post offices Itf the above named county Walesa It It found to bo In the interest 9tthe service to fill tits vacancy bytein statomont transfer or promotion r The usual entrance Salary for rural carriers is from 600 to 1000 Per an num Age limit 18 to 65 on tho date the examination The maxtmu- age limit la warred in oases of pe sons honorably discharged from th United States military or naval service An applicant must have his ac teal domicile in the territory sup plied by a post office in the county For which the examination is an nouncedThe Is open to all male citizens of the United States who can comply with the require mentsApplication Form 1341 and full requiret secured from the secretary of the ooal examining board or the post master at any ot the places named 8eblceDO Eligible on registers established d prior to March 1912 can be con sidered for appointment only at the office for which they were exam med Such ollglbles may be exam ined withiur one year from the date of their former examinations upon llllng applications showing that they meet the requirements of the examination their old eligibil ty for their home offices not being canceledApplications should be properly executed and flied with the bow mission at Washington As exam nation papers are shipped direct from the Commission to she places of examination It is necessary that applications be received in ample time to arrange for the examination desired at the place indicated by by the applicant The Commission will therefore arrange to examine any applicant whose application is received in time to permit the shipment ot the necessary papers An eligible register for the pOS- Ition of rural letter carrier for each county will bo maintained A person must be examined in the county in which the post office that sup plies his home IB situated As a re suIt of such examination be may become eligible to appointment a rural carrier atany post office In itch county A rural letter carrier afterone years satisfactory service may be transferred to the position Qf stork or carrier In a first or see ond class post office to the position of railway mail clerkor to oils- positions in the classified service subject to such examination as may be required by the civil service JOHN C BLAOK president For any itchiness of the skin for skin rashes chap pimples etc try Doans ointment So all drug Btoris Popularity One ot the first things a man wlb ntends to be popular must learn U If to the gallery The Reason Why Madam I am Just out of the hos adflDont tell me any such as that You are the same I gays a piece of pie to not two weeks ago Yesm dat pas Just fore I went to de hospltaL =Houston Post Wren Kind of Man More women would probably marry fat naoaey or a title If it yasat tor- the dad ot fuss tint usually go along t IWhen thebowels become Irregular v are uncomfortable and the oug hlfl condition exists the worse 1eol You ot n get rid of tbls HERBINETakenelpnfeel next day Price 600 Bernard Mining Departmon Advice Have something to work for and fluff work for it- Films I Well Spent One minute lIpent in appealing fo divine guidance appears tohave been one minute well spenU Rochester Herald t BleMlngs o Qood Temper No trait ofd1Ira ter fig more val agoodJetliornappy without it It is like flowers pringing up In o irgathway reviving and h trhig ill trrsr I i Jn1 ce f r K j 3 jj t J = n L JEll Jl ar e Sa ins Rugs and Door Mats COVe cy Scrims and Braids to math Window Shades and Sash Rods Call oriel see us be fore making your purchases for the ajrove lines of merchandise X vt M v ttr d 1 I We have a brand new assortment of 9ixI2 and12x15 Rugs of all the new colors and priced from 1000 to 3000 Each Our stock is complete and a look will mean something toyouin both price and quality Barnes Cowand Co iINCORPORATED Earlington Kentucky THEllSTJPBOOF Barliagtpa tYVYY Caaaot Doubt I Doans Kidney Pills wore used They brought benefit The story was told to Earlington residents- r Time has strengthened the evi dence Has proven the result acting The testimony is from this local ity The proof convincing Ptfncerconvinced that there is no other re medy on earth as good for disordered kidneys as Doans Kidney Pills 1 was troubled for the years with symptome whenein was sure to have an attack of lame back that would make it impossible for me to work for days at the time I tried many remedies but got no relief It was just about a year that I was laid up cud when a friend advised me to try Doans Kidney Plllg I a box I n taking them accord frig to dfreotlbu8 and in two dove was back to work feeling better In every way i do not have backache now and my health has been great ly improved The above statement was given February 6 1908 and when Mr Thompson was interviewed on Neb ruary 81912 he added iiI am glad to confirm the public statement 1I gave fouryears ago praising Doang Kidney Pills Whenever I have oc casion to use this excellent remedy bave beau grfatly benefited for sale by all dealers PrIce 50 cents lrosterl4lllburaCo Buffalo New York sole agents for the United States iJleraember the nameDoane arid take no other frrvib EI trI It It noted that the tot strtnds of a wire fence are more apt to rust than dewrpo has beea offered ln thee tact that the wjlres r Bniag Close to the ground are slightly electrified Ruthlest peitro er of Books The most destroyer of Books kpown was JhejBabyloiiilaiB king Nfih onag ar who in the century Bl9Hd JrOJe4antrer cOId80 tiff 1 qr plmult i 1 1 F cy i r 7S4f 1- s 1 t t vfr r Modern Axiom chileteli you May have things you c jaaot eyeysLifeMen Various Pursuits A pellceaaa a quarrjrman sad a prizeMasersUOB held IB Yorkshire Eaglaad vii lags recently Eneeuraflni Hlm Bashful YoutkIni so afraid to see your father Did aayoR else wver oak him The MaldeatTee Ar tour and they suffered like heree The ClubFellow Beyond the Touch of Time A man sever becomes too old to threw out his chest as bop asea ft loekbtgglaslAtchlson Globe and I Collh Leo I Optimist and Peeelrnlei Aa optimist is a wan who does aot MK 1J1Yt1wlIe leagaa it deeii aet aay M te hire a peMlmtet Is a MM who bu lived for a Ieag Jaevkk aaeytlailetPitfall to Avoid ArguBMat as usually Maaaged kthe worst sort ot coaverwiUoat as U Is gea rally la books the worst zest of rediag Swift fetter Than the Mlfhty He that Is slow to anger is better than the nighty and M tkat raletk his spirit than he that taketk I city Bible J What CennttUites Man It seems to me that the wit of mac streagth his grace his teadeaey Mi art Is the grace and preseaoe of God Etaersoa Apv I qJe 1 j UaifoLa- H tf iIII I 1 Beast i j Because it is Most Convenient Most Comfortable 1 Gee the T Jey tylesjustreceivd f Qt RYA UTleY OMPANY Incorporated 1 ii Farniturband Undertaking l1d soP lr RY t j t l J t 1 t 1 4 fI fll 1fIf T J1 I k 1 1 rf 4 f 1t I eI 1 o t- ti S t t- fPoi- s t o J II IIQ = t u I 1II Jn J c c A T S T Fi J A MORTONMAD- ISONVILLE KYI 1 I f- i Funeral Director and Embalmer 4+ 1 I Any Cal Anssyered Promptly Day or Night I t er r d a The man who whisgeis down a wellIi About the things he has to sell + Will never reap a orop of dollars dike he who climbs a tree and u hollers i v News of the Town r Gertrude Black of Madisonville e was in town Monday ou businessA Luke TeaRue of MadiBonvllie wet e In town Monday Riley Coyle went to Madisonvlllo onbuslness Monday t Neal Spillman was In Madtsotvlll Sunday Miss Gertie Obannon spent Sun day in Dawson Mrs J M Victory and daughter Elizabeth and daughter are in Lou isytlie this weeks r Misses Magaret and Catherine o Victory were lu Evansville Saturday shopping W S MoGary who has been trav eling through the South for severa months with his baby show is spend- Ing this week in our city Ivan Springfield went to the show in Madisonville Friday night I H B Vnyghan was in Madison ville Saturday Bibles and Wall Mottoes al grades and prices Pictures of Jesus Christ as Infant youth Crucified and Ideal10a for the four Oa furnish you any book published WALTER N MARTIN Charles Barnett was In Madison vlli Saturday Mrs Walter Daves and Mrs Eva j Ulsbet west to Madiaonvllle Satan f day rMrs N E Klnnln and little Ion were in Madisonville Monday after noon Willie Gram who got his head hurt last week IB better Mr and Mrs John H Ffrhhave c returned homo after a delightful trip to Washington and New York They also spent a week In Nashville on their return i operWated on in Nashville last week for enlarged tonsils IB doing nicely Reuben Miles who was hurt in a wreck at Atkinson Junction a few weeks ago and who has been in the St Bernard Hospital i since tha time is getting better and yUlloon be able to go to work his t hopeDr E A0 Slsk made a profledslon al visit to Clay yesterday morning Mrs B L Felld of Nashville formerly Miss Lizzie McGary of this city has been visiting relatives in this oltyfor the past few days i W R Ooyle general manager of the St Bernard Store made a mesa trip to Mortens Gap yfsterda afternoon r v i JWhIft7oUetI iar1i Stretcky Halt S1 Blue and Out of hIU isTorptddl tfHERBIEthe Reedy Yea NeedX It is an Invigorating tonfo for rstdoeebrInguse Uvef InAne Otis condition HerblneatsoexItends its re l 1 IthetPalation purlfle the bowels and brlncrer back the habit of regu Tar dally bowel movements When tho stomach liver and bowels are active bilious purities nolongerobstrucf I functional processes the resultof which Is renewed energy mental acttvlty and Bplnt Price see per Baiiie- Jime FBalIardPro LouiMCe Use Stephens EYe Salve forr JEyw lt CUroel 8Ti JEENAIID JflKIHQ COf Incpr r Prated Drm pepartmeat 4 I a-h n i IOb c tr t ci i ft 0 l Mlsq Nell Robinson of St Charles pont Sunday and Monday inEarlln gton wtb friends Mr Guy Wolfe of HopklnsViile spent Monday in Earlington dfi bus Iness Joe JFugeVson of Hopkinsvllle was In the city on biisiness Monday M B Long was In Madisqnville Monday Ned Barnes went to Madisonville Monday 1 dan save you money on your allI suit Lot me show you my samples WALTER N MARTIN Ben Myers of Madisonville was in town Monday Elllo Boulware of Hopklnsvllle was m town on business Monday I Mrs D M EvansM sees Margaret Tuner and Gertie Obanon and Mes wenet Friday night Paul Betake attended the Yankee Girl at Madisonville Friday Anyone Interested In buying home for either bomeor renting purposes n find out something to their advantage by calling at the Bee office beab1te be conducted Infis absence by 1 Prof U E Dudley Rev Grant will bo here Sunday to flll his pulpltat tbe M E Church South All are Invited to be present Luke Teagtie of Madisonville 1was in the city Tuesday on bust liens yesn terday afternoon In the seat on business Meesrs W J and R S Dultn of Madlaonvllle were m the city yes terday afternoon on business Freak Oldham and Clarence Mit chell made a business trip to Hop kinsvllle yesterday sere Robt Gougb of Morganfleld who has been visiting her daughter tars Henry Martin has returned home ahUdrehithe country near the city returned home yesterday WeB Hap McGary who ba yearr turned home Sunday afternoon ROOMERS WATfTEDGentle men can get room in good Idoation Apply at this office LJdel D McPherson 3ri of Madi 9andaysGeo and J13 Wyatt spent Sun day art rnoob with friends in the county seat R E Wtpfler Civil Engineer for the St Bernard Mlnning Co spent a few hours with friends in Maiii Bonyille Mrs Oscar Underwood who has fory day V81Qf our conductors and ffrEmenyrerelnBowell Sunday tending the school of iDstruotion in that city for the Balhpad men on this division v C Several of the ladies of our pity will attend the meeting of the 0 Do 0 in Louisville this week Miss Trizle FendwJck left yester day morning for a two weeks visit te friends in sit Louis Mo To ties f 1lnvelepee PeraoBl us ag oMd r envelopes latkelr cerrds pnCenaare often an noyed whes these envelopes tall to cekt This U not due te poor quirtltjf wm OB the eayelope but rbeftpropertIMof tie ht hispaper and may be overcome Vy tllordughly moistening the pap onUiI utsldt before moistening perfectaeallflg Felt the 8tlng bf Failure What asked the hunterwliq had agufdebendJngdgWtteageriy gasped the with hla last br f The hunter fell And 1 came up erElhe exclaimed ruefully la pf rare gamePuck jllt IIIe Ii cti1 r i J t oJo 1t I t i 1yetjft i I 1 I i j- ji fllll4d1tWItf bfts 1 I f A year and a halt ago I wits taken with a severe attackof kidney trou ble that d me to such an ex tent that mordhine bad to be given me Was attended by a doctor who pronounced it as stone in the blad der and proscribed Lltlna Water r took Lithia water bind tablets for some time and received no relief from them I stopped taking iriedi Qlnes for some having somo of Dr Kilmers SwampRoot in the house I decided to try it And felt much relieved while taklnJthes- eoond bottle commenced to pass gravel in all at least a half a doze or more and have not suffered tU slightest since and in all have taken one bottle and a half and feel ver5 grateful to SwampRoot verytrulYtH Camp Hill Ala Personally appeared hefor roe this 10th of August Hf W Splnke I who subscribed the above statement and raado oath that same la true in subatanpe and In fact A B LEE Notary public Letter to Dr Kilmer tllCo Binghamton reY Prove What SwampBoot Will do for You DinghanitonItwlUoOnVIl1CeaUvoneYou also receive a Booklet of valuabl information telling all shoat the kidneys and bladder When writing Earllnlrtoen I cent and onedollarslze bottles for sale at all drug stores Werjde CableaNMade In America Practically all the worlds cables are made in tbla country the first baving been made 1m 1867 the total length of the wire In the sheathing and core being sufficient to reach from the earth totpmoon When the sea is shipais steaming at its usual rate paying out a new line over two and a half hours will Pass before the cable reaches the bed of the sea By th time the cable has settled to rest th ship is 26 miles away v Hero is a woman who speaks from personal knowledge nd long taper fence VIZ Mrs JH Brogan of Wileon Pa who savs I know from nxperlence that Chamberlains Cough Remedy IS far superior t any other For croap thore is nOth- Ing that excels It For sale by Al Dealers Putting the Garters On Mrs Brown was preserving peachef gluedareaged tour watched the prone quietly until the Iron was in the janj and the covers ready then she ez claimed 1 mother please let m1 pta tltearters oatIreel Ungnia wdek ran downt Headache Sloeack oSV A good remedy Is Bardec Blood Sitters Aik your druggist Price fiM Oncer the netssus younp wife as the maiaent Burgeem eatered the sick rood if aa operatlea la necessary we want you to Sera objecnoace replied the eminent surgeon wlthe tit even glanclag at tie patient VaNit What He Meant SalterI hope my noaalaatlen to the eurato skip of the adeeuffiof aa tlqultle will induce you to trust your daughter to my care Meggeadotfer lat r LN TIME CARD passlnRthroUKh EarlinatonEffective 9 1911 NORTH BOUND No 02 896 a m No 52 1108 am pmNoiSpUTIT BOUND No B8 4SO am amNo51No 98 1048 pm INTERURBAN TRAINS NORTH BOUND inNoi JXo 110 r 502 pm SOUTH BOUND inNoNo 109 i 810 pmR No Ill u 610 pmt M H E TIME CARD MH do Ethna card went Into effect Bunday ll91911 atuNo118 i CR Rf TIME CARD Time of departureot Illinois den tral trains from Nortonyille Ky NORTH BOUND pmNoNo 122 local pa8s104fj a m Nov188vlocal p80 pi m OUTH BOUND No 101f 408pm- e No 108 146 amf No 1911ocal pus 198i pm No lab local pass B3 a ra a- F v ViV f AMtifuni f l kt L u I 1 F f t t x r t t t lfIii- t j t1 14AyoruJPollee JudgerA J Bennett BradleyNightCity Clerk Paul P Price ArnoldCityCity Engineer R E Whipfler WoodIM Canslor Geo C Atkinson Thos MestingnlghtSwatSchool Trustee Paul M Moore Board of Health Ed M Trahern JohnonPostmastor Chns Cowell Rogehq00audeOavaness Brick Bouthworth Baker Fugate Geo T Miller Will Ray burn Bryant Deal Firemen CHURCHES OATHQLIO OHUBOH First inane every Sunday and holy day at700 preaobinp9t0pimRev TiP MoParland Pastor CHRISTIAN OHUBOH Sunday everyLordsWednosday REV Hi JY BRAZBLTON Pastor servicesalilydSUnday Prayer meeting Thursday evening me1080 amREV G W DAME Pastor WIeevery Snnaay at 11 ai mand740 p m Sunday school at 980 aJmPrayornieetlng Wednesday- evenings at 780 oclock Ladies Society every after noon Official Board mbeting Mon dav after first In each month MisSIONARY BAPTIST OHUBOH has services 2nd and 4th Sunday in each month also Saturday night be fore and Sunday night following eyob Suhday prayer meeting Wed desday evening school Dr A O Sisk Supt Ladies Aid ate2 Louisville GENERA BAPTIST CHTUBOH Services fourth Sunday morning and evening in each month and Saturday evening preceding meeting Friday evening Sunday pTmo J LYNN Pastor 2ndlLibrary Sunday School at 8pm REV GEO 0 ABBITT Rector rr LODGES r Masonic LodgeE W Turner FridayinG D COWKLL See yiotocla LodgeNoB4Kof Pt meetaevery Monday nl ht Visitors welcomeERrtESTNa4rThN acidt3k561 meets every Thursday night Y Q WALKER Sec Earlingtoususnight in each month MRS BERTHA UMSTEAD Sec 1sttmonth Miss LIZZIE HUFFt Sec EarllnRtonOourt8rd Monday night at old Masonic Scribedtaudvahtemeets every Friday sleep HARRY LONG X3 of R lpaOampare earnestly requested to be there ClerkMoNROE rk WorldNo11992meets rY Q WALKER Sec atMadisonville RulerROYEarllngton Chapter U D 0 meets 1st Thursday In each month at 280 pmMBS EMMA DAVIS Pres Knights and Ladies of Security will meet ever second Monday nights Visiting members invited attendWILLQARRIOArt Clerk oordlallyIqvltedtoLodges Frlndihlp That Is Worthy hlexpreesibeeesfort M aTiBf ither to weigh thoughts 1l0t1I1Iwer4 iryt povrlng themI alt right out just as they are chaff asp grala togethercertain that a faithful will take and silt tawa keep wtttt i werUi keeping and with a breath ef kiniaeM blow the rest- awayDlaak Mulbok r Ara nto M ft Frequently Used Arsente hu perhapIb enJXIoreI frequently used than any other poison- for criminal purposes It has beer proved identical with the wonderful e11xlrothseventeenthcenJuryW frequent In Italy that the clergy de spite the rules of the confessional ac auaintgdPope Alexander VII in 1648 with the extent of the practice Lucky Thing It M been found that raedldval armor is too small to Englishmen of the present day Luckily the women of medieval times left no corsets to be 7tdcdonby ladles of tic present are W J rh cJ r Y9 ii f1i 11 ff1t t a p 4tY vv 1 = P j t1ftI 1iL ti d ij t c f1 T nn h CIi r eriiI Jack Knife i Safety Pen 1 r CARRY de Parker 1ac1 lese 5tety erea upide doWQndItumloleak Urn ymtiautcn pocket wont 11 nthrout jack naffs ud ban and it 4fi fCd Th NIe aeeM end tufe4 nTatxaiperIi fob psi Price 250 and TEST THE LUCKY CURVE e PROVE THAT IT WONT LEAK Uiuerevr cor Park Laclgr Conre Pea ti 611 feed tube touch cunred lid to t burd Wall and watch the Ink teool down CaD at the dote anal tea the bteatM thePua ou 0 rour i not ptcucd Daaioh fountain poo trouble fop coed by tisane a- r i Parker Pen today IrST COIncorporatedi DRUG DEPARTMENT Health and Cheer IIQulthatsides shake with laughter There IB a wonderful medicinal effect in good cheer Good news and glad tidings have a magic effect even upon inva lids We often see a whole store or factory or home transformed by one sunny soul On the other hand we have seen them blighted andmade dark by a gloomy morose faultfind ing person n r ly Founder of S P C A The American Society for the Pre vention ot Cruelty to Animals was founded in 1865 incorporated 1866 by Henry Bergh a New York author secureddpassage of protecting animals He died in 1888 =Daily Thfrught Love Mn never die Thats flan present Xft gave to everybody r When Wrinkles Come i The first wrinkle of age cornea bathe side of the cheek just in front of the ear and its possessor is as a rule the last person to notice It Justbe hind the ear there Is usually a falllsg off of the roundness of tho neck ant the hair becomes thin leaving a ba4 look on the woman over 40 If she Is i r not careful to remedy these importanttblemishes Massage will do more for these growing Imperfections than sitTmost any other facial defect r iFor Today f r Those who live on the mountainsfhave a longer day than those wholly K In tho valleys Sometimes all we nee to brighten our day Is to rise a litU highers AfreeabU Pa jlsyThe agreeable person Li oxe who pretends to enjoy hearing aaother talk endlessly ot him or herself r a- II ir I r I 125O 2f1rE have just received large L4 shipment of Ladies C atJi and will have them on dis IpIayat our store rthenext ten 1 day at the small slim f1250 so D dont fail to come a dsee them as I weare sure this line has never be rebeen offered at this priceerr L Respectfully Maloneyt T i I 5 o i 4 r h r n a lOT y k J Aa rInterviewing an Actress The beautiful actress was taking sr morning lounge The maid en Hed and approached tho presence f Miss Footlltes What is it Lucite i A reporter wants to know if it Is Xrae that you aro engaged to the duke tCenterfield Tell him I dont know the duke w mud give him a photo of myself in Street costume State that I have nev r met the duke and give him a photo ti cof myself on horseback State also jtkat 1 wouldnt marry the duke If I rUQ know him and give the reporter 1 jiBOto of myself holding Fldo And jtkiB above all Luclle t Yes miss Tell him I am wedded to my art1 i New Job Was Safe A manwho goes up td Maine each surprisedIcage hotel to find one of the old and 4 lout known guides loafing about Idles Well Lafe asked the visitorE dont you guide hunting parties any paoro 7 No I give it up slowly answered yf Late Got tired of being mistook for a deer youti1r Guido fishing parties now So ter jBoiwdy aint mistook me fera fish Carpers Magazine 1 Thingiwas ieoQglng in the garage that bPJoren man buys an automobile ho learn all about Its working parts and Jta complicated machinery Tm not so sure about tbattt guard edly answered the keeper of the es UWlBhment If he does George tIke chances are that ho wont buy Ill A DIFFERENCE fibNIt p Jenkins Jigson has a good many revolutionary ideas in his head yJackson Those arent ideas revol tJ Tying in his head They are wheels Taking No Chances I Behold the doughty doughnut deposing on the shelf t JTouro welcome to such weighty food 3 pass It up myself Her Hint God never intended man to live pdeae ho said 1 I suppose not she sadly replied RBd I often wonder If he really In r itadcd that so many married women + y hould live alone Then he thought better of It and de nightLOne Consolation Well if I must die said the man moose doctor had given him up I cave ono satisfaction After Im gone nobody will over be able to find a iftotograph showing me wl honQlM1 iJtoter against my cheek as It I wero prying to think I looked thoughtful 1 t She +ladChanged- Bonry heres a hair on your coati Yes dear its one of yours t hut its a blonde hair and my hair II black 1 know dear but you must remem IWr I havent worn this coat before torn month f Stimulants a It was a girls basket ball teamand l yiajr had been strenuous Irene has jblated cried some one Steady girls said the captain Jive her a little air and pass the e s i More Serious Lose t l 4 Hfce train putted dtyward from the niiner resort i i You look downcast said the first I p Mincr girl Have yea left your wart behinaraiy parasol snapped UM r s gad nmmer girl with a froWLu i t k t 1 Af 4 rr 7rM- t f ti 1Jt t j He i SPECAttv i Jurfl Sutton advertised for a woinan to do general housework and In an swer a colored girl called hhnbunc Jng that shoe had como for the post tlon Are you a good cook asked Mrs SuttonNo indeed I dont cook was tho replytlaundress4I Ironln its too hard on the hands Can you sweep asked Mrs Sutton f No was the positive answer Im not strong enough Well said the lady of the house quite exasperated may I ask what you can do- T dusts came the placid reply Everybodys Magazine jHis Memory Do you remember she asked when they met after the lapse of years she haying become a widow and he having remained a bachelor do you remember that evening long ago when you and I walked in the gloam- Ing I remember tho swamp we walked into but I dont remember the gloam ing he replied Then a fond hope died in her breast and she turned away to mako herself agreeable to others GREEN INDEED I JimmyWhat made Blackhack give up der pickpocket profession LarryWhy de gang kidded him so much He actually thought a man returning from his summer vacation had money and tackled him Poor Patrice Patrice Is fat And shes ft sight Yheneer she wears A skirt thats tight Quite Particular A clerk inn bank appeared before the bank president with a three days growth of beard James said the president you will have to get shaved But sir replied James I am growing a beard You may do what you like at homo snapped the president but you must understand that Til not have you growing a beard during office hoursJudge S v The Tally yourpistolVas spendlng the summer In tho for westFair game answered the cowboy But what are them notches on your parasol handle Fair game answered the girL And then he changed his mind about proposing and strolled thoughtfully away Couldnt Ce Worse lieI cant make up my mind wheth erto go in for painting orpoetry SqeWell It I might advise yoU painting HeYouve seen some of my pictures then ShcNo but Ive heard of some of your poemsFlfegendo Blaetter A DAD GUESS 4 Guest Have you the same cook you had when I was here three months goHostNot by eighteen I Where Is Her Show ma the man Whose laugh Is gay blowsHis Undertook Too Much Mlbbs It seems has gone into bankruptcy What was the trouble Overconfidence About six months he got a new wife and a new automobile He could have pulled throughwith either one alone but the keep of the two mashed his w kAwf I IIP JRiib+ WefitYPutNetgh bars yes with glass5 i t XVV j es if the need tKem Wrfrrtf o- IrrJJ itliirl f3J i r We fit hlasses t without the Red 1I f I Tape and Extra price t that some Qph ans charge r i iS + r Seerus todaYlf You- need t i 1 fif f them j t t f tv Holl1nger i i t i- r n i Se T11Je pyd A Jewelers O ti ions- t i r trt t I i f At JhatTlme at Least HoDoes a woman when1 shes married expect her husband to tell her his business affairs SheId- ont know but a wpman expects a man to talk business when hes court Ing horI 11 fL1 r lIT 1tr 1+++ n JWhlit Could HMh toagrocfr1tor4ihe had some good cheese fed Indeed ii6 replied Jl pave tome lovely cheese In Is not correct to call cheese lovely she said How IB that ho inquired Because lovely should bo used to quality only como thing that IB alive Well retort ed the clerk Ill Abele to lovely X What He Was In For white mamma Was preparing to entertain some guestd ata recent con vention fiveyear old Willie was especially annoying Finally he was put to bedand was there when the guests arrived Well my little man are you In for your little nap 1 asked one of the men No In for sassln replied Willie Eagle Net Always have Eagles are generally believed to be very courageous That they are not always as brave as is supposed is proved by the following anecdote A naturalist tells of a combat between ten mlsselthrushoa tnd a whltotalled eagle In which the latter was thor oughly vanquished and Was discov Bred squatting doWn in n shed where ho had been driven in hope of refuge from the angry birds To Clean Fountains The best way to clean drinking fountains which cannot be reachedon the Inside is to uso scalding hot wa ter and a big handful ot shot Fill the fountain about a quarter full of hot waterand then pour In the shot Shake the vessel briskly so that the shot will scrape along the bottom and sides of the fountain This will re move the scum anil leave the fountain Bweetiand clean V v t Nature Is Perfection Ono cannot Improve qnjrinture The universal Is not to be corrected by the partial iY Ingenious Swindler s A laughable and Insertions fraud Was played on two Glasgow Scot land women tho other day By representing to two housewives their bus bands had fallen in tho Clyde and that he had been sent for a change of clothing a man named lounges ceived from the women the clothes asked and appropriated them to his own use I Dry Goods Department One had as well try to describe the beauties of an autumn sunset as to correctly sot forth the many dolixhtfiil features which are sprinkled over this department But we can assure you that we have the largest and moat complete line of Dress Fabrics Staples and Accessories ever shown by us 3Dress Fabrics Section This section la full to overflowing with the most popular shade1 and weaves in all the seasons nerviest shades SilksWe are ahowinI acumplete Une of those mach wanted SlHs in crepe Meteor and Onarmeuso patterns theneweljltthloKBinsUkslD- a range of coors and prices t will everyone Fall u1tingsrThis line embracesall the desirable fabslcs shades and weaves forfalLgarment lJ WhipoordB tSerfeslDlaJtonaJB Cheviots and Wbormixtures ap4 Zlbeline el t to 250 per yd Kid Gloves f Be sure to see our line of Impori Kid Gloves More real Glove- Valdethanyou jiave ever seen for lQOand 1150 Silk Hose I We are Bhowini a complete line of Bilk and LJBleHosierv IQ all graaes but wo wish to call your special attention to our line of SilK Hose at 100 the best value in the world fofthe mdney Trimmings hlih silt the latest In Dress Trmm pgs to match any of the now materials r t- c 1 c tPNEUMOMAJ veryweak IltadopehiwhenIcotr1 i hardly or tty 10 to minutes My doctor could hot hii me but I was completily currd byf DR KRr O7S New uiftGovenr Mrs Jk E Cox Jollet tIlIfiDe AND 100 AT ALL DRUGGISTS E VI4iJ Zlj Kind Word Kind words are the music of the world They have a power which seems to be beyond natural causes asil they were some angels song which had lost Its way and come to earth It seems as It they could al most soften the hard and angry hearts of men No one was ever corrected by a sarcasm crushed perhaps if the buthelped Ever Thus Pa whats political knavery mysonI Optimism Leonldas king of Sparta when do fending Thermopylao against the Persian host under Xerxes was told by one of his soldiers that the Persian arrowS Wore so numerous that they obscured the light of tho sun Never mind that was the reply we shall have the advantage of fighting in the shade What He Took Going down the river to spend Sunday with the folksr panted the excited weekend Jdunter as he swung aboard a moving car No l dont need any luggage ail I take for thesXJ weekend excursions is just a night brush and a toothgown To Pack a Trunk Take a couple of horses the height spaceInII think on when pack1nglt It will save your wife many a backache and save you or whoever removes It after It Is packed from lifting It up from the floor I 4 II y ifIi c J Marking on Wpddt- If Rtijwm in yell r hope halt ei pyre graph outfit jttieit foe mftrkiCit your boys hockey aticks haseMl hate telH t rifs rAokela and all Bticlx wooden It things Printed names can wrtitor 1Jbo scratched oft but when bunrtJd In j IMply the identification is th rotq l stay3SiOIdRomanlnk r Waxcoated tablets und the stylus g j i G furniahed the material wherewith the J 0 old Romans did their ordlharyrIUBIL7 t but for permanent records there were 7 9 + w used a reed pen parchment and a i kind of liquid pigment or lnkrHar AW rV j per Weeklyv i 9- I i Her Opportunityt 1 iYoung Husband What a glorious f c day I could dare anything face any tr thing on a day like this Wire tCome on down to the miliinerss rj Fllegende Blaetter 1 j I IIi Lace Workers of SmyrnaqGirls and women of Smyrna make great quantities of lace The work to J mostly done In their own homes f o S 1i t S Argus Complained JtiA hundred eyes are ot no use un + less there are a hundred knot holes in the fence he mourned I A w 1 Few Millionaire In Japan x The possessor trf property valued af Z 160000 Is counted rich In Japan and + 4 J there is only ono man whoso estitteeti C about 40OOdOOQ rnnks him with the worlds rich men I Safely Mated Our idea ot an Ideal marriage Is when a woman whoa Js quick at rep artee weds a man who in slow to aa A ger Dallas NewsJ it The Young arid the Old r1 The principal trouble with a young man 4s that ho declines to rellae that ho will cave to grow old anA duct with an old ono his Inclination to forget that he over was young i6ifIo 1iYe MODoy f I1dve a hobby yon but dont cJ1 l w- rpel other people to ride It J J Enjoyment Within Ourselves rJi We have much to enjoy in the quiet f and retirement of our own thoughts w Longfellow 4 TOBE1 iJ4 1 AOFFERSn Itj Y Beautiful Goods Plump values ijBuying goods at our store is not like biting at a Halloween apple floating ina r l tub of water You are always sure to get what you want when you visit our estabilishment You want good goods correct j in style and you want an honest price thats what you get when you deal with- goodsus Come and see our beautiful 1 1 i you will buy them and come again for Td I v J them ii iI Ii A Clothing Message to enjLet UH decide the Clothing question for you this fallin ourb 0 Mens Clothing Department we are showing Fall Butte and over 1I It coats in greater variety and with greater dlBtluotlveueaa than ever bafqre in this history Vie are also repreeentattveB Kup 1 1 ponheimer Griffon feud other wellknown makers of HighGrade Clothing whoaalAbels are the best euides to correct styles and tour high standard of Quality Tailoring Finish and Fit form the 1i foundation Of which we have built up our large clothing business r There Is no question about thu fabrics as we only huysuchiA i s materials Iri selecting our clothes as we can Absolutely Guarantee Our clbse margin of profits form the cornerstone of our sueli s to prove it to yon Its a pleas r i1 iuretoshowvouourmerchandise tWHATEVER your Fall wardrobe may require youll find ItIJhere if anywhere From our comprehensive showing of sultst andYovercoats down to the smaller fi ngl youre assured Ota superbI 1 li selection a m Suits 12 50 to 2500 frfJr Overcoats 10 OO to 2i5DO ii1L r Shoe Talfe for Women ooo No line of womenB shoes more completely masts the requirex ilimanta of the careful dresser than we are I 1 styles will seen jri the front rankon m KOwned young women We have all the ppbbystyleelnstock Ask to see 1 tthee newest In footwear Watch our 4 N THE FLORSHEIAl SHOE FOR THE MAN WHO OARES IS THE SHOE FOR YOU BUSTER BROWN SO HOdL SHOES BOYS AND GIRLS 4i t DONT JrAIL ro BUSTER AIiD HIS DQG WITH Us c OCT tar f 1 1w fit l t1 r Ask to seethe PneUForm thelrishCrochet Twist In WhiteIwondcrful pneurrifitic Y + S Cream and ecruY Form v 1 j MADISONVILLE Incorporated KENTUCKYsri 1 h iI t itv r rri 1 yn i C1s 4z r x sr lTf S iIT ir CI- tJ TNr ir Y tfQ a 11ti1rU yA-r J r f f j s r WHEN IN NEED rt rI OF School Supplies Stationi r try Window Shades Wall tl IP Paper Pictures Picture Frames CutGinn Fine t Hand Painted China Wed t I a ding Gilts Etc Com a k J plete line of leading Maga x zings always on hand J Go To Sisks Book Store MAWSUNYILLF KENTUCKY 1News of the Town tr Mrs Jon T Owen of Marion III who has been visiting in the city returned home yesterday Mrs John Griffin left yesterday for a visit to friends in Mortons daypdays WeHofor the Kidneys J B BorLtraSole Mfgr- i r Beaver Dam Ky Otley Vannoy and Earneat Newton KoffdellahtrulrMrs B E Nixon who has boon slightly ill for a few days is reported better WeHofor weak and painful back and weak women J B BOLLINQ Sole Mfgr Beaver Dam Ky The Baraca Glass is still keeping alive in interest with a corps of offi cers is determined to make the com ing Conference year a better one than even the last one was All young men who are not affiliated with some other Sunday school are cordially invited to be present next Sunday Train master E L Wise and I Mrs Wise Spent Sunday m the county neat visiting relatives Ben Salmon of Illsey was a visI- tor t in the city Sunday enfbute to Madlsouvllle h Henry Browning of Morions Gap was in the city Sunday afternoon Switchman Robt Priest spent yesterday in Evansville on busi ness OILJ Hutchorson of the Die patchers office spent yesterday In Henderson with hle parents a Cbas curtis Stock Buyer for the St Bernard with headquarters in Hopkinsvilln was in the city yes terday o rLeePavers spent a few hours m Henderson visiting friorids ta Norris King the popular druggist 1 ifSt Charles was In the city Sun day enroute to Madisonvllle to visit Ills mother I Mr and Mrs John Shaw who have been visiting relatives in UDdayatternoon v tt THE TOWN CRIER c Was put out ef busincas by Printers Ink II PRINTERS IliK WIUGdBusinfu Dateit S f a 9 rYk fN HOUSEKEEPERS VACATION AND WHAT FOLLOWED When the hot spell in July carne John insisted that I go to the shore for two weeks I demurred not be cause I didnt want to golw so tired ot my own table that I would have gone anywhere but because I didnt like to Icavp John to Mailssys tender mercies knowing Mallssy as I did I dont see how you could get along John Oh Malissy will look after me said John easily No she wont I protested If she would going away Would be simple I know that Mallasy needed supervi sloe to mako her of any earthly Use If I take a vacation Mallesy will take one then who will get your meals and mako up your bed and dear your tub I will InsIsted John stoutly If MaliBsy goes off You run onto tho shore and forgot Mallssy for two ncjvesJohnthat it was my duty to goJt was a- fact that I was completely flattened out by the heat When I went to market my brain refused to tako in the relative merits of potLtoes and beans peas ach my eye poked my finger at a vegetable and took it It saved planning Before I left I had a heart to hearE talk with Mallssy I told her I was going away and I wanted her to take good care of Mr Green in my absence She was to see that his mel one were ripe that his coffee cooked fifteen minutes that his toast was properly browned that his mattress was turned every day and pay heed to various other minute directions such as a loving wife naturally thinks of in connection with her husbands comfort Mallssy listened respectful ly and gave me glib assurances that she would look after Mr Green same as If I wuz peekln ovate huh shoul der I pretended to believe her and we parted amicably though I felt a sinkingJohn put me on the train one slz ellng afternoon If my ticket hadnt been paid for I should have turned back 1 felt so guilty leaving John in such heat with only an irresponsible negrcss to look after him The shore was delightfully cool and the Inn had an excellent table For nine days I enjoyed the luxury of loafing I got sunburned and fat and on the tenth day panicky I could feel In Johns letters something though thoy were pointedly chcerfuf Without letting him into the secret I packed my trunk and came home apartmentgray look When I went over to my dressing table I saw that the dust on it was thick enough to hide the color of the furniture Johns bed had the spread carefully drawn up over two very soiled and wrinkled sheets Mallssy was nowhere aroU dJudg ing from the condition of the apartment she hadnt been anywhere around since I left I found myself without a maid and la a dishearteningly dirty home The kitchen was full of dirty dishes I surmised that John had been getting his own breakfast and using clean dishes as long as the supply lasted Congratulating myself upon the muscle and enrgy that ten days of tennis and loafing had equipped me with I called in the janitor and together scrubbed and dusted and swept the apartment into a semblance of cleanli ness Ahead of me however still stretched several diva ot hard house cleaning and the task of breaking in anew maid When John came home at nine oclock that night I was in bed so dead tired I could only chirp a feeble welcomeHave a good time honey Lovely I murmured You see it pays to take a vaca tionI wondered anklng as a Grocers Adjunct A grocer who contemplated startI- ng a branch store spent a day in the store of the man whom he expected to buy out investigating neighborhood conditions In came a little girl for two pounds of sugar a pack age starch some flour salt and cof foe Her purchases came to 87 cents Mother will have a dollar tomor row she said and she Will pay you thou The grocer nodded And she wants the change now the child add dSh needs money to buy thread- Unhesitatingly he counted out IS centsThe visitor was amazed Is that the way you do business down here he asked Have to said the neighborhood t d smaRuCant get along any QUi er way You have to know the people you can safely extend credit to but the Judgment and the will to carryon a limited banking business without interest is the basis of every grocers success in this part of town The grocer abandoned the new en terprise Character Told by Clothes Mr Gutzon Bprglnm the sculptor WhenIget 9tblbefounilIcanIndies of the legs of his trousers It Is from the way the trousers bag at the knees that Mr Borglum decides character This seems to be trespiiaa lug pa Mr Sherlock Ho Serves mesPtI p- O s p II 81TINt HIM RIOHp- Two brothers were being enter talked by a manufacturer who was anxious tQmakea good Impression and thereby place a large order ot his goods As Jill luck would have it the talk drifted away from trade topics like Omar Khayyam- thoughtlessly 1 asked the host trying wastheelderbroththebreachPretty 11Jie said but I prefer Chianti Nothing more was said on this sub ject until the brothers wore on their way home Bills said the youngor brother breaking a painful silence why cant you leave things that you dont understand to me Omar Khayyam aint a wine you chump its a cheeseIP Ephralms Religion Parson exclaimed Ephraim Tse got llglon llglon I tell you Thats t fine brother 1 You are go ing to lay aside all sin 1 j Yes sab You are going to church fk Yes sahree 1 1 You are going to care for the win owe T Ah yes salt Are you going to pay your debts Sah Dat aint liglon days buei ness Judge THE ONES HE TACKED Railroad Conductor of train from race track Which horses won today Unlucky BettorCant tell you the names of the horses that won but I can tell you the names of the horses that lost Discouraging Tlevery sad excuse thes Ighl To find a maiden wondrous sweet Who thus when you propose replies Poor boy youre crazy with the heat On His Guard Two richly upholstered dames sat on the hotel veranda and watched the wild waves dancing the turkey trot That young man yonder Is reputed to be very rich said one He Is hopeless however declared the other No girl will catch him Why do you say that I told him yesterday that your daughter looked sweet enough to eat and he responded hastily that he was a strict vegetarian Jarred the Butcher An affable looking stranger was strolling by- Would you like to see a piece ot nice porterhouse IcertalnlYlhould Here Is a fine piece How much do you wish Oh I couldnt afford to buy any said the affable stranger You Invited me to look and I am always glad to Inspect rare curios Permanencies Whats Ute zebra sulking about asked the head keeper of the menag erie Ho feels slighted Hes about the only quadruped that hasnt been men honed as some sort of a political emblem r GAVE HER AWAY A wY I r Little Boy comlag upteoJfImamma will ldown presently Ill tell her youre here i VisitorTheaaid said your moth er wasnt In 1 Little Boyoee l heres a licking comity ome v Cant Tell eainlaethi Mild that Monday nosing He may be waiting yet i A Discovfjry There Is something uncanny about tints baby Joha Then my dear it must be kin creepy ways i w p r v i Jf r 4v t C FAVORITESTOVES b RANGES KNOWN FavorteWctYfihejnost 1Favoriteranges The savings they make are entirely d ariAnd those savings are these i I w 7iFuel bills are cut onethirdaAtf C Repair expense is practically eliminated rfoods are spoiled baking comes out per= fectly three times a day 4 All that is saved wprk worry and moneys by buying a Favorite Range Now make a resolve to save bother and dollars give perfection its duethe next range 1 buy will bea Favorite PLAINHARDWARECOMPANY Madisonville Kentucky J r PigeonsTo hold thefontthe ring clese up to the knee joint and then when ona level with the extremity of the hind claw gently pull the hind claw through Ue ring and the ring will be in position and will not unless it has been placed em at too early a date fall ProveandKnow I pray you with all earnestnesstoIprove and know your that all things are possible for those who believe in the possibilities and who determine that for their part they will mate every days work con tribute to them Joha Ruskin sadness of Unbelief I look upon unbelief as the greatest of calamities It Is the loss of the chief aid of virtue of the mightiest power over temptation of the most Quickening knowledge of God of the only sure hope The unbeliever would gain unspeakably by parting with every possession for the truth which he doubts or rejects William Bllery Chaining Way of the Truly Great It Is easy in this world to live aft er the worlds opinion 4t Is easy in solitude to live after ones own but the great man Is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweet fleas the Independence of solitude Emerson Ben W Robinson Manager of the Mines at Victoria spent Sunday in the city with friends He was ac companied by his family G W Dame pastor of the North emu ME Ohnroh in this city was In Henderflou Snhday Miss Charlie Davis left Sunday morning for a visit to friends In Madlsoaville The Lyceum Course will begin their seasons in this city Obtober HI This will be pleasant news to the show lovers Mr and Mrs Roy Peyton spont Sunday and Monday with friends in Evansville City Marshall Wm Bradley made a visit to his farm near Mortons Gap Monday morning Dispatcher W n Deyeny made a business trip to Crofton yesterday Jack Martin spent yesterday on this Division lookingover the dif ferent sidings Percy Ijlllyt of MftdfiaonviHej was a visitor m this city Sunday morn = lug 8 W Mothershoad tbo genial clieit olerk of M Covent In Evans vHle was In the pity Sunday visiting his parents tH i BY THIS I MARK No IMide Ks Definite wage idea appeals to one English boy who was asked the other day by his teacher to write as the dally composition a letter to his taUter asking for an increase in pock et money The boy set forth the need of large funds and ended with a courteous demand for a minimum sum of money One of the reasons for the demand was that the boy did not get enough taffy to eat and had ao papers to read Lilacs and Lilacs Mr UffeBy George When we golaltodo it Henry I like you much better smooth shaved GamblingFrom oC chance Including tho tax on tho total bator the which registers race track bets the French government receives about f1600000 a year The EarMarks Hans was summoned to court to Identify a stolen hog On being asked if thq hog had any earmarks he ra The cnlY earmarks dat I saw vas dat his tail vas cut off No Change Old Woman What are eggs to day KldJui the same as any other daylittle things with shells around em One Thing Certain Mr Needniore If you refuse me my life will bo filled with bitterness and gall The Widow BullionI dont know about the bitterness but rightMcNally Invitation to Failure A large proportion of the failures In life are to be found in the ranks of the chronic leanersrOrison Swett Mardenr You Know the Kind What sort of a chap in Wombat to fellowa somebodyto Made the in Stove Flint in the World cr iJ to Demands machine CharItyAround to i 4murderedcrazedAtprincess was erected and later it be came a refuge for the sick In mlai The remarkable thing about this Bet lid town is that the residents accepts patleats in their own homes so that they may enjoy the beneficial effeeieF of domestic and social latercounw Damage by Lightning In CItfet i Investigations made over Eureftf Seem to Justify the belief that the data age by lightning in the cities purttec larly has decreased to averT market degree IB recent years and it is eta plained by the presence of electrier f wires which act as a protection la K Verting vthe electric bolts As uwires are put underground It is est i pected that there will be noticed at great increase in the amount of loss age by lightning and a return will fcft generally made to the use of ightalBfft rodsI I I Wall of the peMlmltt Yes I consider my life a failure 0 Henry how sad Why should YeN say tbatTI spend all my time making money enough to buy food aod clothes and the food disagrees wttlt me and my clothes dont fit Origin of Pawnbrokers Sign On the doors of early Florentine bankers was the threeleaf lily sign I the lily being the emblem of Flat ence and claim is now madettuLtl Jhaat appears to be aa evolution of UM threeleaf lily J rIttiles that woman first appeared la fat dustry outside of the home Better Pay FirotaIt 13 hard to pay for bread that kat h keen eaten Danish S iWith an Eye to Economy Lawyer to wUeWelllt you are IIletoouaeelLife irTHE ECONOMICAL WAY The long distance service of the Cumberland Telephone kograph Company enables the business map to oonduot all of hisiioU mannerYou l i EarbygtonFor Information call CUMBERLAND TELEPHONE I TELEGRAPH GQ52T i a u 1 i Ii I1ET HTTz j r ITIITII TTTT t1I r + r F ri 1 i ti y svr vp t- 4 f r 1 t J j V- 4 let this s come this sale with our tKaf what you find of will Tar most I Hosiery Womens Fancy Hose I5c and 25c qualify good a serviceable stocking for home use choice per pair So Sr Womens Black Hose perfect goods lOc value per pair V o 7c S Lisle Hose perf I5c ualit 0 0 10c N rM1Womens Black Ribbed Hose heavy weight per fect I9c value tlc r Stout Womens bargain a genuine natural Bal briggan out size hose regular 25c value 1lc Womens fine Mercerized Lisle Black Hose slightly imperfect of a 25c grade 1 5o s =Womens Black Silk Hose perfect goods 50c grade 29c Womens Black Worsted Hose assorted 50c and j 35c qualities 4 t 25c r 1 Womens Wool Hose 25c grade perfect goods o lie fi Misses Black Ribbed Hose double sole and knee high spliced heel perfect goods a splendid I5c value 7 12 to 9 12 lie Boys very heavy 2x2 Ribbed Hose extra strong and durable perfect goods all sizes 12e 4 Mens Black or Tan Socks slightly imper r = Mens Black medium weight I5q socks slightly imperfect r v lie Mens Fancy two tons Silk plaited Socks perfect weave 25c value 15c 1 Mens Winter weight pure Silk Socks perfect 4 goods regular 50c value 37c Underpriced OhSlds plain white hemmed 20c dozen or each 2c m Childs white school 30c dozen or each i 3c Ladies very sheer hemstitched each 4c school 14 inchsize hard to I I m c Ci ii m d t r CTOBER UNDERSELUNG SALE Irl m t 4 furday WeeksJ HERES STARTurur campaign for the bIggest Fall business we have ever known Syndicate Buying together with diligent searching of the markets for priced merchandise are the reasons for our ability to offer at this time such seasonable goods at such remarkably low prices Our connection with three large Jobbing Houses us access to thandesirable goods r t 1 f we are Mosierrighty Un possiblerI W r Donft opportunity t111getpager then IiIto solemn assurance Here ilthlvaY Big Values for Little Moneil 5 exceed t f your hopeful expectationstUnderpriced WomensBlack ctgoodsj Black ticrHandkerchiefs handkerchiefs handkerchiefs handkerchief handkerchiefs 5cI Concentrated under gives AReal Underselling Event in Ready S toWear There are so many things that go to maketr up the value in a Tailor Suit or Coat that it is sometimes hard for the most ft+ critical woman to pick out the greatest value for the money she spendss= First the material is to be cpnsid t r ered Is it all wool Is it thoroughly sponged and shrunk Will it fade Is itofa texture that will resist wear and look s good after i a few months use V4 1 Then the lining is important for the hardest wear comes on it and a few cents per yard on the quality will guarantee an extra seasons wear Last but by far not the least thing to be considered is the make of a garment Whenyou pay tile price for a well made garment and then dont get one you have J been cheated We make a close study of Reaclyto f a Wear Garments and handle only the reliable makes Every Coat or Suit we sell must g vrJason able wear or we stand ready to make it goods i TAILORED SUITS AT1500 We are willing to stake our reputation as a value giving house on this fine close woven Mens Wear Serge Suit The coat is lined with Skinners guaranteed Satin has shields and with silk throughout The skirt is high waist line panel back and just the correct fullness Comes in Black and Navy and sizes from 14 Misses to 49 stout Guaranteed to fit perfectly at 1511 350 Womens Separate Skirt 149 Splendid new style Skirts made of Tan and Gray Woolens high waist line good widthall sizes up to 36 waist measure Just 48 of these skirts to sell at the ridiculously low price ofo 141 250 Messaline Petti coats 149 Good quality Messaline Petticoats r worth 250 Come in colors Black American Beauty Red Hetty Green White ChOIcet t 41141 iOo Gingham Petti- coatf85r Extra I well I made tripe Gingham Petticoats worth 50c good ipd full cut 85c each cl earl Buttons 2c Dozen 625 dozen Pearl 11 Buttons in assorted sizes worth twice the price we ask 0 2e S 50 Wool Blankets 398 Fine all wool Springfield Blankets full standard double goodsfrom114 size o 381 40c Linen Towels 25cft 19x 8 inch Linen Tdwel with double rows of hem stitchi g teach end regular 40c value only 25c b Bath Towels Underpriced Good15cunbleachedTurkishUath Towels either fringedpr hemmed choice He Big 20c unbleachedJBath Towels with fringed or hemmedends choice 12io cA1IhNAOI e MAD ISONVIlLEJKETUGKY J WW 4MBMPN v rri fl19ii WS tf Httf Underwear Underpriced Mens fleeced Shins and drawers perfect goods plump weight a 30c value forJ 25e Mens Standard Ribbed Fleeced shirts and drawers a good 60c value atti35cMe-ns Heaviest Fleeced shirts and drawers weight full 14 Ibs to dozen 50c value 35e Womens Ribbed Fleeced UnionSuits full bleached slightly imperfect in sizes 34 36 38 only 60c value f 2Jo Womens Bleached Vests and pants all sizes 34 to 44 slightly imperfect 25c value 11lc Womens Fine Ribbed bleached Vests and Pants slightly imperfect quality regular 60c value 33i Womens Fine Bleached Union Suits in extra sizes only 40 to 44 bust regular 100 value slightly im perfect at 0 4Sc Womens very fine hand finished Silk and wool slightimperfectionsChildrens Ribbed Fleeced Vests and Pants broken lots almost all sizes 25c values 1 Se Rugs Underpriced 1100 Brussels Rug size 83x106 V 175 veryfine1350 Velvet Rugs room size 15 styles all new patterns 01 It 0 61 75 TapestryBrussels j II Linoleums Underpriced Printed E grade linoleum 2 yds wide regular SOc quality Blue Tile pattern per square yd 3c Fine Inlaid Linoleum beautiful Tile pattern 1 25 qbality two yds wide per square yd91c qualitya per square yd 6115 50c Blue Chambray Shirts 35c 3 FOR 81 OpvChambrayShirtsregular 50c quality 3 for 100 or each 350 SOC Mens Neckwear 15c handtiesbig assortments of patterns choice 15e Mens and Boys Clothing Un derpriced IINever mind to much preliminary talkjust grasp these facts Hasnt it a long time since you wore WinterSuitcouldproducethe cloth then traded with a reputable clothing manu 1 facturer to produce these according our own specifications They are made in regulars slims and young mens sizes and the price any size SILOS Our Overcoat at 1000 look like the 15 and 18 BlacklierseysSnappylan or the new split sleeves Brown and Gray English liponsallabouttheirRIPPEDKNICKER BoyKntckereconomical prices H 35 Shoes Underpriced We can always dig up a pair of carrled over shoes to sell you at a low price but our 20 earsofhonestI 4 f OVERVALUE J J I Old establlshedmakers supply us with the best shoes that Can be produced and we stand behind j MONKEYSL VV a rlt61 rI t 1 r U7 f 4 rM k F S- il 3