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BUSINESS ADVERTISE IT FOR SALE No, TWENTY-THIR- D EARLINGTON, HOPKINS COUNTY, KY., TUESDA1, AUGVST 27, 1912 63 STATEMENT Of GRADED vF&s SCHOOL PROPOSITION White City Notes STATE j GUARDSMEN Madisonville Notes ? A , n ?, P. k.t . V fiv ." Ik- The remains of Private Ellis Otfer Two Hundred Best KenLee Oozart, of Olay, was here Stinnett, a member of Co. L. 7th Saturday on business. tucky Soldiers in EarlingRegiment of U. S. Infantry, aged Miss Ruby Oarr, who has been ton Camp 22year.8, died of Nephrite's at Earlington, Ky., Aug. 27, 1932 visiting her sister, "Mrs. Dan hi popt at Ft. Davenport, Kan., .& Wilson returned to her home: at To the' voters and Tax Payors of Earlington School 'District jAugust 21 arrived at Mortons CONCERT LAST NIGHT AND Sturgi8. - Geo. Based ou a petitionfsigned by the following citizens:0. Atkinson, Dan M. Evans, Paul jGap, Saturday afternoon and SHOOTING THIS MORNING Charlie Bourlaud has gone to P. Price, (D. P.. Banks, W. E. Rish, E. L. Wise, 0. W. .Webb, F. B. Arnold, Gao. Wj. Bates, H. V; jwuB conveyed to the home of his St. Lou is to spend a few days. This issue of The Bee has been Uowand, Unas. Uowell, John M. IMusler, Ernest Newton, U. B. Johnson, M. ts. Loup, h. U. Wiley, J. parents at White City where the E. Evans, W. K. Ooyle, W. L PhillipB, R. N. Olurk: the Uoanty udge of Hopkius county, at term .body remained until the follow delayed until Weduesday mornSalmon Jameson, of Anton, or OouutyOourt ou August 5th, 1912, ordered an election to be held in the Earlingtou Schoql Dis- ing morniug when it was taken ing and tins notice is written jus was in town Saturday. j trict on.Saturday, September 14, 1912, to take the 3ense of the voters upon the question of the eg. in charge by the members of the before going to press. Mrs. 0. F. Wimberly, daughter tablishmoht of a Graded School District and tyieleyyiug'and collection of taxes to. support such a ForgetTMe-Not- " The camp of instruction and and son, have returned from a JOamp No. 290 l ijV. ' v district ',? .. 0. Wi, and convened to the competioh id rifle practice, of visit cto relatives in Mt. Vernon The following subscribed committee, appoiuted by a meeting of citizens held Monday nighty Grapevine church. The fuu-,er- the Kentucky Stat.e Guard, is in and Dix, 111. v AugustlSO, desires to make tlie following plaiu statement of facts: . services were conducted full" progress here uow, having Mrs. T. E. Finley left Sunday v ;by Eld. Self, after which the been for special reason, post- for a visit to her mother at ' Present School Tax and Where it Goes . beautiful and impressive cere poned beyond the time, originally You now are paying into the county common'school tax fund sixteen and cents (mooies of the W. 0. W., were set, as announced in a recent Dr. S. J. Baker spent the week onjthe hundred dollars of assesscl property valuation, and $1.00 poll tax. Tlie minute the County Board conducted as the body was laid number of The Bee. The guards Education says the word you will pay 20 cents on the hundred dollars.. None of this money has' to rest. 0. D. Cole, of Mortons men and officers, some two hun- eud at Kirkwood Springs. 'v Annual protracted nleeting be'gone to the support of your 'home school, but is used in the general school, expenses of the county, m Gap was master of ceremonies dred and twenty-fiv- e in number, '.the building 6f country school buildings, digging wells, providiug school furniture, payiug rents, and 4iud the, gan Sunday at Elm Grovo M. E. success of the exercises are located in au ideal camp at various material improvements, all over the county, .and in maintaining County High Schools in was largely due the splendid de the west end of Mai a street oppo- church, South, at Anton Sunday. ' ' ' ' ;i other towul of the county.. livery of hi 8 and all the other site the walnut grovev near Loch The pastor, Rev. Gailor will concharges. The floral offering was Mary. The practice shooting is duct the services assisted by Rev, Only One Tax and All That at Home Waller Quallsand others. The levying of the proposed graded school tax will annul the present cou'uty school tax you are profuse and beautiful indeed. over and the real competition is Miss Lou Dora RuBsell, of now paying. There can bo only one school tax collected and it is proposed now to vote a eraded, school One of the largeBt crowds ever ou this morning, with prospect of Bowling Green, arrived in 'the tax and keep it all at home for th benefit of your ovn school. No more than $0 cents propprty seen at Grape Vine witnessed some uxciting contests before the city Friday to be the guest of and $1.50 poll tax can be levied and collected, and the Board of Trustees you will choose at this the funeral. The deceased was week ends, betweeuthe several Mrs. James Thomas. election will probbaly find that 435 cents property and $1.00 poll will be sufficient for the maintenance pne who commanded the admi- rifle teams iu the shoot. The Albert and May, children pf of the Earlington Graded School. With careful thought you can readily see that the proportionate ration and respect of all who popping of guns began soon this ' morning and will continue vigor R A. O'Flynu returned Saturincrease frill bo small. As between 20 cents and 85 cents on proporty, you would pay only 75 cents knew him, and is survived by day from a two weeks visit in father, mother, three brothers ously through the week. more a year on a house and lot which you assess at $500. Some of the officers here in Utici. and two sisters to mourn his de- They were accompanied v. The Question of Building and Grounds parture. command and taking part in the home by their grandmother, Mrs. We can give you the positive assurance that the owuers of. the school building and grounds now , Eld. John Martin, of Austin, rifle contests are: FG. CFiynn. Ool. Jouett Henry, Ool. J. the future success and development of your school and, for. Ark., and Al Williams and famused by the school are very desirous of Mrs. Horace Beard died a't reason, w.quld be willing to dispose of this property to the new bchool Board you will elect, at a ily of Indianapolis, lnd., are Tandy Ellis, Major Thos. .W. her home in. Princeton Thursfitliis Uow figuro that will to all our citizens; at ' least at a price not tnore than the guest of Dr. 0. E. O'Brien Woodward,- 1st. Lieut. Brick day evening after an illness of ' , , -' . v. .. a ' present: - i . i i ii. i or i I.". a . i Southwo'rth, Lieut. Ool. E. B. several weeks. Mrs. Beard was appraisers. oi ,us actual iv . jifcij8 week'. vaiue, oaaeu upon appraisement oy uiBinteresieu ooara BassettOapt! Ohnsv-H- . Morrow, formerly Miss Ruby Glenn a Born, to Mr. and Mrs. L. L; In Conclusion Lieut. Ool. Nelson, Major Victor musician of rare talent and pry-o- r This change involves the placing of our city on a basis with every other cityof its size in Wes- Stinnett last week a fine boy. K. Dodge, Major Uhas. W. Long- to her marriage had a large tern Kentucky, and the raislug of our school from the dependent to the independent class. We T. 0. O'Brien was a visitor in mire, Major Frank D. Rash, 2nd class here and was prominent in We firmly believe that when thifi city Saturday night. appeal to your civic pride to give this nutter thorough consideration. Lieut, Ourris M. Oalston, 1st. all Musical as well as social afEld Johu Martin, a Presbyter- Lieut. Albert G. Stoll, 1st. Lieut. you have done so, you will heartily support the movement. Talk it to your neighbors, work for its fairs. ian divine preached at the Ar- John H. Terry, Oapt. H. W. success, and vote for the Graded School on Saturday, September 14th. Mr. and Mrs.' Luther Hamilton, We urge you to attend a mass meeting of citizens, both men and women, at the Temple Theater' on bor Suudiy niirht to an appre- Rogers, Major John A. Webb, of Gilbertville are iu the city the ciative audience., ' Tuesday night, September 3rd, at which time the matter wilLbe thoroughly discussed. 1st. Withan S. Johuson, l3t. guests of Mrs. Hamilton's broth-er.Wi- ll Lieut, Frank R. Lusse, " ' ' , Yours for the futdre of our school, Vickers." Compulsary School Law ' Yesterday there was a peculiar Mrs. J. D. McPhersou, Jr.,left ' Paul M.Moork AH parties of Tthe Earlington conditionof atmosphere on the .Graded School should take no range that madesgood shooting Saturday for Oregon, where she Howard J. Brazklton tice that the compulsary school at 100 yards very difficult. There joins Mr. McPherson to make Ernest Newton """ r law passed by the last legisla home in that state. G. W.Damk ., was a cloudy condition and a their future '' ' ture will be enforced. Orders sort of "woolly" light as describ', Mrs. 0. A, Morton who has J. M. Oldham ''' have been received from the ed by ' . W. 0. Brandon H one officer, which made been spending the paet few a ' . " state Snpt., of public schools clear sight almost impossible. montliB in Portland, Texas, has '. "'.-0. E. DUDLE.Y ' , ., that Buch must be done, and Last night it was fine and returned to her home at Madi ' Committee. school authorities are under clear and cool, and today is sonville. heavy penalty for failing to Dr. G. W. Parker, of Madisonbright, and no doubt shooting GRADED SCHOOL EAKLINGTON A Remarkable Offer Entertains With a Dance law, so that they can conditions this morning, for the ville, spent Sunday in Hopkins-villThe Evansville Courier's lat- not afford to fail to do their foil Mrs. Marion Bisk ver? delightNow Will Open Sept. JP as Matters beginning of the real contests, est campaign offer: fully entertained at the rink on dut.. The compulsary attend- are all that may be desired. Stand Walter Oox, o'f Elk Greek, was Send 50c today and receive ance school law requires that all last Friday evening With a dance This camp will last through in town Saturday. the It is very necessary that all given in honor of Misses Imon mailEvansville Courier daily by pupils of theagei 7 to 12 years the webk. Later there, will Mr. and Mrs. Taylor and chiluntil; after election, togeth- shall attend school in their repnpils be on hand at that time. Overby, Dulla Harvey, Oma and probably be a smaller delegation dren, of near Baden, 111., were er ...with j the Iudiana Farmer spective districts, the full time All school books, drawing books Blanch Sisk, of Dixon. prac- here Saturday and left for Provthe school is in session, unless of riflemen here for further JEMSAt a late hour a splendid two weekly for one year. etc., are now on hand at the St. tice. idence to visit relatives. excused on account of ,, Earlingtou, and course lunch was served at the Democrats, Republicans and Do not take chance on sickness. Bernard Store this law Last night, the camp had many Mr. and Mrs. John RobinBon Bull Moose will find all the polmay be had at home. Other homo of Mrs. Sisk. and get into trouble. visitors and the' Klub Kentucfc of Liberty, were in town SaturThe evening passed off merrily itical news in the Courier. supplies may be had at almost Band went out to camp and gave day. It brings the news of the night Few Hairpins Made In Franoe. to the strains of Walkers Band, any store in town. Vvory few hairpins are made la the soldier boys and their visMrs. Jesse' Moore and daughand. not until the wee hours did to the breakfast table. France, most oi its eupply oomlnff itors a concert, which, was much ters, were in- the city Saturday the. young. people say their, adieus from England and Germany. Earlington Man for Govenor 'I . Notlcel . enjoyed. The visiting soldiers shopping. To my friends' iq St. Charles, wishing there were many more Charles- - E- - Joues a former in joined in the merry-makin- g Mr. and Mrs. Sim Bowles, pf elsewhere, I wish to thank such occasions. and citizen, now livdoing dancing and various ways, -- Riven' the country, were in town , Satvon for the helD vou have ing in Jacksonville, Fla., will other stunts. Much fun came urday. me in winning a place in the The iWanted at once .100 Miners. make the race 'for Govenor of when they blanketed a guards'Steady, work., Bee's Mammoth Gave , jOpntpst, jnorto:nv,iii1E uoaij.iS Mr. and Mrs. Roy Slaton, of that State in the election. Mr. DR. LUCIAN GRACE man and afterward a stray dog. uokb jo, while I did not wimtbefirst place Wilsons, were in town Saturday. DENTIST Jones has been commented Incorporated Numerous citizens and officials yet I was a close second, and I WILL BE AT Keen Brown and Olaude Van-nothrough, out the State on account of Earlington have commented was nothing Largest Crowd Ever Attended Church of his Crusade against gambling feel sure that there of Bethlehem were in town HOTEL BENTON on the uniform gentlemanly beleft undone in my behalf. I am Saturday. and Burial at Grapevine and cocane selling iu Tampa and First .week in September havior of the guardsmen, who certain that every thing .waaJair Raymon Todd, pf Anton, was G. T AlcEuen and wife, L. E other cities in that State. He have been under little or no reBeRinninj?, Tuesday 8rd, 8 I as to count and the securing of McEoen and Marshall McEJuen has.r.e"jqeived the Indorsement of in town Saturday. straint and have had the free days. Come early in order to votes, and I have no WQrd of .attended, chur'ph and the burial, over one half of the papers in Mrs. W. L. DeMoss and chilrun of the city. Not a single get your work done as am censure for anyone, ,1 i yprke"d, of Mr. Stinnett at Grapevine Florida. The ladies of Tampa i crowded with .work to ,do.I All ! instance of bad conduct of any dren left Saturday for avisit to hard to wiu this pjlace, and feel Sunday. The crowd was estim will tender him a Banquet at work guaranteed or money kind on their part has occurred Vandetta.' any work not eatisfao- sure that my friends shared the ated at two thousand people. that city when he returns there Mrs. J, D. McPherson, Jr., since the arrival of this good with me, and. through their After ...seryipes a dinner was next month for the good work J, tory. labor bunch of soldier boys. They are left Saturday morning for PortExtracting Teeth, only 25c efforts I shall eujoy a weeks spread ,by the good people pf that, he has done in the cause for given hearty welcome and the land, Oregon where she goes to Best silver filling 96c and see one of the won", Grapevine. 'TheBe good people the moral uplift and political most kindly regard by the citiJJ join her husband, who recently Beat eld crown $.5 again thanking never do things by the Jialves, betterment of the State. His dersof the world, located in that city, having acM-eldcrewn .$4.04 zens of Earlington. ' everyone who gavqjraq,a..v.0te. cepted a splendid position there. 1 $?.se for grub was plentiful and that' niariy friends in this county will full set of teeth .. am very respec.tfuj.ly, I Policeman Sara Powers has full set of teeth eld "crowning Consideration. wa's good. At '2 :80 o'clock Mr. watch with, interest his race for ' Jriate Nell Robinson, If I didnt have such a large family, been confined to his bed for the $!, Stinnet was buried by W. 0. W. that office. He is a brother of I could "save a little money." "Doa't .past St. Charles, Ky. few d,ays", hut is improving. I do work on time, nay asypu be too sura-o- It. It you .dlda'f aava by as large assembly as ever at- Henry G. Jones, of the Hender : ')" can, that way yon try the teeth ' $M 'l a large family you might bavf W Deck GUI of the country was la Boy Parker was Id Madisonvllle tend a burial at Grapevine so son Gleaner and Madisonville' I I make. If not all O. K. no nav. attfe,' Houston Pect I old people say. Hustler. Saturday night. ttff n j3atardy; 4i COM-PITITION Committee .Named by MeetinmCitizens Issues; Address and Calls :k Meeting lor Discussion tf MAKINGJHElit MARKS . v - . . CT al ' Mor-ganliel- d. - - two-thir- ds v - . two-third- s - -- - . - . " ... 'Si - e. - -- - - COMING! y, i va-cati- , , K -- . , ,m . M :VJBlVar1S5.:-J- - t .. . ggrr-TM- a LSjfe IWV O ft3" 'Wfl 'W.WtlpMiiiiiti .a..v, l ' .m. z. . f i n ., - 39 :12J jiftiintf n4 '' iv&v rrpm'V0n l4- - i SIW - iwvfytMjit. !. 4SS0CIATE EDITOR jdaaaW mJP Subscription Rates Six months Three months Single copies One Year ,?1.00 50 2o ..v 6 CITY DIRECTORY. Mayor F. D. Bash. Police Judge A. J. Bennett. Chief of Police Wm. Bradley. Night Chief J. H. Hamby. City Clerk Paul P. Price. Treasurer Frank B. Arnold. ' C.R. R. TIME CARD. Timo of departure of Illinois Central trainB from Nortonvllle, Ky. NORTH HOUND. 1.28 p.m. No. 102 8.40 a. m. No 101 No. 122, local pass. 10.45 a ra. No, 18G, local 6.86 p, m. SOUTH BOUND 4.08 p.m. No. 101 1.46 a.m. No. 103 No. 121, local pass. 1.28 p.m. No. 185 local pass 6.53 a. ni. Ir: C. :?: A. MORTON MADISONVILLE; KY. ;si PAUL M. MOORE. EDITOR AND PUBLISHHR J. E. FAWOETT AND BUSINESS MANAGER Member ef Kentucky Press Association and Second District Publishers League ticulars. Specimen copies mailed free on application. Correspond, ents wanted in all parts of the county. Address us for par- Post Omc Matter. Entered at the Earlington as Second Class City Physician W. It. Nisbet. City Engineer R. E. Whipfler. Street Commissioner Robt. Wood Councilmen Madison Oldham, F. D. Rash, Geo. O. Atkinson, Thos. Blair, O. M. Henry.- - Meeting night first Monday night in each month. School TruBtoo Paul M. Moore, Board of Health Ed M. Trahern, G. Gilbert King and Curtis B. Johnson. M. D. r Funeral Director and Embalmer Any Call Ahawered Promptly Day or Night. " L. & N. TIME CARD. Branch Office in Ben Slaton's Office, Next DoorAo Postoffice, Madison-villAILEBN DAVIS, Mgr. Kentucky, Phone No. 24-- 2 Rings-M- ISS e, Telephone 47 The Key. "And whore," my fellow citizens," appealed the political speaker, "can wo find an Instrument so fit, so delicate, so adjustable, and at the same time so unassuming and popular that it will unlock every department of 'State for tho benefit of the people?" "The hairpin!" shrieked an onthuslas-tisuffragette in tho audience. Judge. Tuesday, August 27, 1912 Chief; Chas. Barnett, Captain; Claude Lorn?, Gilbert Lonir, W. D. Ciavaness, Brick (Snuthworth, Baker Fugate, Geo. T. Miller, Will Ray-burBryant Deal, Firemen. D. Rog- through and ers, Chief; F. B. Arnold, AMsistHiit originating at Fikk Department H. Po8tmafnr Olma Cowl1 Time oi arrival of trains pasainx departure of trains Earlington. Effective Sunday April 9, 1911 No. No. No. No. NORTH BOUND. 6.25 a. m. 92 11.08 a. m 62 ;...". 7.84 p.m. 94 .11.22 p.m. 54 SOUTH BOUND. 4.80 a.m. 53 7.49 a.m. 95. 4.21 p.m. 61 10.48 p. ra. 93 111. i n, ' r T r sc: &- - $h r v a. No. Catholic Church. First mash No. every Sunday and holy day at 7:00 The long distance service ot the Cumberland Tolephono & Great Spectacle of "Joan of Arc" Added a. m. Second mass and preaohinp No. Company enables the UuMnosH mail to conduct all of his No. outside affulrs in the most ocommilcil and satisfactory manner. 9:80 a. m. VeBpere and benediction 7 to Their Show You can got long distance connections to all outside important p. m. Rev. J. P. McParland, PaBtor cities nuri towns within a radius of one hundred miles of Earllug-tot- i. Christian Ohuroh. Sunday INTERURBAN TRAINS. Prompt service, roHsomihle rates. Rlngling Brothers' Circus and new- sohool at 0:80 a. m. Preaching every NORTH BOUND. For information, call ly added $500,000 speoticle of "Joan Lord's day aM0:45 a. m. and 7:45 r. 7.54 a.m. No. 106 of Arc," will exhibit iu Hopkins- - m. Prayer meeting every Wednes CUMBERLAND TELEPHONE & TELEGRAPH GO. ',n.;.T- 2.00 p.m. day at 7:80 p. m. No. 108 ville Saturday, on Sept. 7th. The 6.02 p.m. No. 110 Rev. H. J. Brazelton, Pastor. spectacle in itself Is an attraction SOUTH BOUND. M. E. Ohuroh. Rogular service City op that should bring thousands of visi- third Sunday at 11 a. m. and 7 :30 p.m. State of Ohio, County. Toledo, i 7.10 a.m. No. 105 j8S' Lucas country. Prayer meeting Thursday eveninp 12.67 p. m. No. 107. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that be is senior tors from the surrounding Sunday-Boho8.10 p.m. at 2 :30 p. m. No. 109 partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co., doln? It is beyond question the greatest at 7 :30. Class mooting, second Sunday at 6.10 p m. No. Ill ' (business In the City of Toledo, Coanty and State production of its kind ever seen in io:jo a. m. aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of America. Rev. G. W. Dame, Pastor. ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every The world's most skillful scenic M. E Chuboh, South. Rev. W. E. TIME CARD. case of Catarrh that cannot be cared by tbe use artiets, costumers, property-makerO.Brandon, pastor. Services on of Hall's Catarrh Cure Franc J. Cheney. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres-- , chorus directors and stage managers every Sunday at 11 a. m. and M. H. & E. time card went into m. Sunday sohool at 9:30 enco, this 6tb day of December, A. D. 1886, were engaged to mount the produc- 7:4op. Prayer meeting, Wednesday effect Sunday, April 9, 191 1. a. m. AW ' 6:45 a. m. No. 112 leaves (Seal.) Notery Public. tion. A Btage bigger than a hun evenings at 7:80 o'clock. Ladles' No. 118 arrives.... 8:30 p. m. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, and dred ordinary theatres waB built and Aid Soolety every Monday afternoon. Official Board mooting Mon-da- v acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces made portable so that it can be con after first Sunday' ;u each system. Send for testimonials freo. of,the veyed from town to town and erec- month. dive Name to All. F. J, Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. "The Bridge of tho Seas" is the ted each morning in the main tent. .AT THE. Sold' by All Druggists, 75c, Missionary Baptist Thus the circus proprietors have has servioes 2nd and 4th Churoh in striking name which Pindar gives to - Take Hall'si Eamlly Pills for constipation. Sunday separates made it possible (or those w'ho live eaoh month also Saturday night be- the narrow Isthmus which Gulf of Corinth from the Aegean in contributory towns as well as in fore and Sunday night following tho tS Invigorating Bath. y sea. It is one of the most Interesting eych Suhday prayer meeting 'A salt rub is most beneficial to the the large cities to see this magnifievening. Sabbath school strips of soil on tire five continents. health, and can be obtained by procur- cent wordless play with its cast of Dr. A. O. Sisk, Supt, Ladies Aid It is the Isthmus of all the world; for ing a bowl of molstcnod salt with 1,200 characters, a ballet of 800 danc- meets each Tuesday afternoon at 2 from Its Greek namo Isthmla, every which tho body should bo rubbed. An- ing girls, a grand opera chorous of o'clock. Paftor W. H. Gregor, of other Isthmus has been named. LIBERAL PREMIUMS OFFERED other invigorating plan is to buy the 400 voices, 600 horses and a trainload Louisville. .jenfrai Baptist Churoh. rook salt, draw a tub of water and let of special scenery, costumes, propConstipation Is tne Hturttng nolnt tin pups full of salt dissolve in it be-- i erties and' mechanical devices for Services toujth Sunjay morning and for many serious disease. To be Daily Races Free Attractions Clean Midway evening in each month and Satur- healthy keep the bowels amive and fore taking the morning plunge. producing such Btage effects as thun day evening preceding. Prayer regular. HERBINE will remove der, lightning, storms, fires and the meeting Friday eveniug. Sunday allacoumulatious iu the bowelH and school 2 p. ra. put the system iu prime condition Flying Men fall sound of battle. Rev. T. J. Lynn, Pastor. Price 50o. Sold by St. Berimrl In the old market place of Rouen. EpisooPAii victims to Stomach, liver and kid- Ohuroh Services 2nd Mining Co., Incorporated, Dru DeFarmer Boys School Encampment REDUCED RAILROAD RATES Nney troubles lust like other, people, France, there now standB a monuand 4tu Sunday night at 7:45 at the partment. with like results in loss of appetite, ment by which tbe French of today Library. Sunday Sohool at 3 p. m. 'backabhe, nervousness, headache Getting Out of It For Information, Entry Blanks. Catalogue, Address tEV. liEO. U. ABBITT, Rector. feeling. have sought to redeem their part in and tired, listless, u. Secy. When a woman is cornered and But there's no need to feel like that the execution of Joan of Arc, who on 320 PAUL. JONES BUILOINO LOUISVILLE. KY- doesn't know what, to say she makes as T. D. Peebles, Henry, Tenn., May 30, 1431, was burned, to death on iKl LODGES. ft ftolse like a laugh. .proved. "Six bottles of Electric tha false charge of heresy after havMasonic Lodge E. W. Tnrner, Bitters" ho writes, did more to give tno new strength and good appetite ing delivered her country from the No. 548 meets 1st. and 3rd. Fridays than all other stomach remedies I EnglUh and having restored tbe in eacn montn. E. J. PhiIiTjIps, Sec , used." So they help everybody, Its crown to Charles VII. History re' folly to suffer when this great rome-d- y cords but the meager facts; of this Victoria Lodge, No 84, K. of P, will help you from tho first dose. meets' every Monday night. VisitJTcy it. Only BOcts at All Druggists. strange heroine of eighteen years, ors welcomo. who led thelarmtes of France victorErnest Newton, K. of R. and S. ious through English invasion, and Unsuccessful Experiment Hopkins Lodge, A. O. U. W. No. then, deserted bv all, even the indo"1 wonder," mused llttlo Harry, wko 661 meets every Thursday night. was studying his Sunday school lesson, lent monarch whom she preserved, y; Q. WaiiKRR, Sec.v died by tbe cruelest torture known "If men will ever live to be 600 or 800 Golden Cross Lodge, Earlington. years old again?" "No, I guess not," with the name of tbe master upon No. 525 meets 1st. and 3rd, Saturday replied bis sister. "The her lips. Unsung in pootry the name night in eaoh month. Lord tried the experiment once and of this simple pleasant girl has come Mrs. Bertha Umstbad, Soo. they got so bad he had to drowa most down through tbe ages to be revered Degree of Honor, No. 10 meets 1st i. jot 'them." t ryj as that of a saint, and whose won- and 8rd Saturday nights in each t, Mibb Lizzie Huff, Sec r i ri derful powers and whose bravery month. Parties th Blvd.- - .CImam tha TJvml Lodge, Earlington Ben Hur i are verily believed to have been of Court, No. 55, meets every One of the most common ailments --nQ 1st and th Skua,- - Strtnitbess tht Nrv ji y tfja,t hard working people are emo- divine inspiration. 8rd Monday night at old Masonic ISOTMSM tha MOttitft.i 'For ted with Is lame back. Apply Chamt On the triumphant Incidents, the Hall. Dr. O. B. Johnson", Scribe, -Scroftiloui Humeri, Uloru berlain's Liniment twloe a dav and victorious engagements, the final Standwalte, Tribe No. 67.Red Men Hiwm-- and PhbPU on the Fsc, Cotmirwtion, Haadftch ripassage th.e parta thoroughly at Friday Bleep. each application, and you will get defeat of the English armies, add meets everyHarry Lono, C. of R. quick relief. For Bale by AH Deal- the coronation of Charles VII, all Woodmen of the Catalna ers . aohieved by the frail Maid of Or- Camp No. 801 meets World, Wednes- v every leans, has been founded tbe inspir- day night. All members are earsimple Diet the Best & 'The fewer foods wo eat together at ing spectacle wbioh gives Ringling nestly requested to be there. Bernard Walton, Clerk. ;,a single meal tho better, from the Brothers, circus a new significance XOiall scientific Chill. Malaria and Afua Deputy Clerk. Monroe Davis, health standpoint; of that there can and makes an attraction Buoh as the jcuras, "CHIL-LAlath world's gfwt-- ', Modern Woodmen of the World. bo no reasonable doubt. The poor world in searching for amusement No. 11992 meets every Wednesday. ciu AOfomieiy sure, .saw and Harmless to. man who can afford but a few simple has never before found. . Y. Q. Walker, Sec. jthl Dtrson taking it. vtt to extremclv feral ' dishes 'Is far better off, in reality, The regular circus program is more Elks, B. P. O. No. 788 meets at ,10 tbe malaria germ .that in most cases it drives tka poke' than the rich man with his extensive than ever attractive. Its company MadiBonville Monday night. itdircly out of the system in 3 days.' A Mild Family Laxatrr' "course dinners" as manv . million. of 375 foreign B. N. Gordon, Exalted Ruler. . artists, its double me- afros have found out when they are reRoy S. Wilson, Secretary. ducing to 'living on milk for a while. nagerleand Its new street parade Earlington Chapter, U. D. C,-,eBBSBBBBBBBBBBH'.EXS. will prove a great surprise to those meets 1st Thursday in each month who attend frpin this city. The at 2:80 p. m. event is one that should not be misMrs. Ew;ma Davis, Pres. For RHEUMATISM and GOUT, deep., sed. Knights and Ladies of Security seated and apparently hopeless oases, any) will meet every second and fourth age dr eonditioiC Used by Specialists m Drm Yourself to Sleep. Monday nights. Visiting members every Quarter of the Glob. Pleaaant ta u3tM When you retire to bed, go there t Invited to attend. sleep. Aad deep. Don't think, doat Dofi't waste time with compounds, cure-all- s and TinlmtfJi: Wibl Carrioan, Clerk. plan, don't worry. Shut the door firmVisiting members are cordially ly upon all thinking. Open the mind invited to attond any of these m to fancies, never mind how vague aad Lodges. :ho.coiates; i VvrXMiaiaKpwaAMLjafc fantaatlo, If they are but pleasing; and Fewer "of Radium. M We Keep Lowney's let yourself drift about in this sea of Suppose that the 'energy of a ton of ' For Kidney, Bladder and Urtaary UtMisee fancies until Bleep comes you kaew not whoa. So by acquiring the power radium ocmli be utilised in 80 years, InDisease. KlDNEyPLU6H is a Etit.VaSrJ of dreaming while awake you gain the Instead of being evolved at its ability of dreaming yourself lato sleep. variable slow rate of 1,760 yeara; for .J00 swwiacwry reeseay cortoaa SMiiSiai half dWategration, It would suffice to. KIDNEY- trouble, poftessiajj swooderiul wtiKBjpejiij Health CulUre. propel a sals of 15,000 tons, with If, wo wore only making of If ,MH horsepower, at the rate money wo should sell somo Are'Ever at War of 16 knots aa hour for 80 years inferior kind to bring vou the lifetime of the ship. To do There are two things everlastingback for headache pills. ly at war, joy and pileB. But Buck-len- 's this aotually requires ono and one-haCimjwig, Jafentetwial 'You can eat Lowney's until Arnica Salvo will banish piles million to of coal. New York in any form. It soon subdues the World. the cows oomo home and itching, irritation, inflammation or never a bit of Harm. swelling. It gives comfort. inviteB Why is It? joy. Greatest healer of burns, bolls, Indian Killed on Track Because they are made of ulcers, cuts, bruises, eczema, scalds, Near Roohelle, lit., an Indian pimples, skiu eruption. Only 25cts KJpNBY FLUSH. (KMsr4BIU4f OUmmJ U the roal thing with the went to sleep on a railroad track and at All Druggists. Vudmt UM' choicest;, purest' flavors was killed by the fast express. He paid for his carelessness with his S tlK offcw K99 miAh rix motA tnm S 4m, tvMi Sw RmhSm L grown. CUM W rtm mM dimiii m4 rt UMtgg u iiwiiiIiA I m I twltw life.. Often its that way when peoWhere Massachusetts Leads. And they do taste GOOD! Nafie. Moro than 60 per cent, of all ve- ple neglect coughs and colds. Don't, -) Come mid try our frcBh hicles In Massachusetts are motor risk your life when prompt ubo of Dr, King's Now Discovery will cure Mitm. stock. propelled)' a greater proportion than them and bo prevent a dangerous CUT THIS OUT AND MAIL TO VS in any other state. throat or lung trouble. lIt com: bletely cured me in a Bhorftime, of, terrible cough that, followed a severe ."& "I was cured of diarrhoea by one attack of Grip." writes J. R. Watta. dose of Chamberlaiu's Colic, Choi Floydade, Tex., "and I regaiued 15 era and diarrhoea Remedy," writes pounas in weignt tnat L had lost." M. E. Gebhardt, Oriole, Pa. There Quick, safe, reliable and guaranteed' is nothing better. For' sale by All 60o and $1.00. Trial bottle free at r Dealers, All Druggists. Tol-ograph RINGLING CIRCUS AT HOPKINSVILLE CHURCHES. THE ECONOMICAL WAY v ol BEE ADS PAY. GET THE HABIT X - B, M.H.& Gt-- ...SEPTEMBER... 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 1912 BIO DAYS 6 ft ;1 tf,4 Wed-desda- Kentucky State Fair LIBERATTS BAND j. dcnt. '' ..i"l . fAi ? vi XXJ hi ii .'l j run-dow- n J V y tf'.fl -- ysK M xu ARE YOU SICK?. For Poison Bloodl s -- V n ! 1 Strtjfuli, Ctfsrrk. . m il For Chill X lever r -- 1 I , cl 'i j The New Discovery' wsmm w56sm From ScMPW Principle I Cure Your Kidneys' f ea-gln- - practically iL ra-jiTtmitig- J lf 3rif - J 1 - St. Bernard Minin m U.i :' U ApJ-- - UoittuV:.. , J"J"T rstsssssssssHsV 1 seaaaaaar W&WW. -- .v . -- i,i,fiifriWy..v ,L tt"y . ; .if',iHfc.MiWWBUUPIMWllBi)i.'r'.''1' ' . "' "" t mJUL- M-i '' ' T '"- -- - .1. ...-- - Oum '" (rJ L. i r 0 fch..T - Jimmle D. Emberton who spent the Bnmmer atOakville, with friends and relatives, returned Mtsa . COLORED HEV COLUMN. hnB J. K. EVANS, EDITOR i. IA'fii'iai x:. i au i u 4. nr iiil' & & n iiiiv inn k. r Who Leaves.Fpr College v i nri ra iiiiiiu ffiin mt. m - vi fv. ' College. Preparatory, and Finishing Schools will call away hundreds of 'young men in this community in the next two or three weeks and these young men must be provided with Suits, Hats, Shoes and "Art sbiji ."Mil v. ;- :'. ji V;M ': i Furnishings of the newest and est styles. To procure wearable of this character has long been a specialty with us, as we can easily and quickly demonstrate to you if you butjgive us the chance. Cases full of new Suits, Shoes". Hats and Furnishings far more than we ever had so early, and we have long made it a point to provide extraordinary assortments of "college clothes" early, Call early so as not to look with longing at your "early bird" High Art neighbor's choice. i m m & .'',: ; A, Bob Stmobough who haB been confined to his home for the past tow weeks with the small pox Is able to be up and will bo out again In a few days. Mr. and Mrs. L. D. Buskholter and family of Crofton visited relatives hero Sunday. Miss Elizabeth Victory will be hostess at a Morning Bridge Wednesday at her home in this city. Silas Gardiner ot Butler Co, is In the city visiting friends. John B. Gardiner and wife of Tex.. Is visiting friends in this city. Frenman Keiser, of Madisonville, was in town Sunday. Prof. J. W. Bell and Rev. J. R. Sharp la on the nick list Evans have returned from Frank this week. fort Ky., whore thoy attended the Mrs. Geo. home Monday. PRINCESS This Popular Photo Play Theatre is now under new management and it's management guarantees its patrons high class entertainments. , Especially .Adopted for Ladies' and Children We are again running the "Worlds Best Pictures." You know what that means. "Lubins." "Biograph," "Kalems," "Essany," "Pathe,'-- ' "Sellg" and "Vitograph." General Association of Kentucky Baptist. In point of attendance and collection this adjourned session was one of the best la the history of the Association. The total collection for missions and education was $2670.48. Much praise 1b duo Rev. W. T. Silvey D. D. and his church for their hospi tality in taking care of the delegation. The next session of the Association will be beld in Louisville II w t ,! MADISONVILLE, KY. Matinee Daily 2 p. m. WW Ky. i i I ?V5 Home For Sale Chance of a lifetime to make a splendid investment either for renting purpose or a home come to the Bee office and find out about it. My Thanks Si Hfc IT RAYS TO TRADE HERE. AM AW. J ' 5,1 tt" Sunday in Crofton. For Rheumatism and. Gout Charlie Smith, of Madisonville, was in town Friday night. Mrs. Will Rayborn and little Maude Alice left today for Try and get in and see the pictures Henderson and Boonvllie, Ind. at the Idle Hour tonight. Percy Stewart, of Madisonvlllo, Robert DeMoss, of Madisonville, was in town Saturday night and attended the tent show Friday ' Sunday. night. Bibles and Wall Mottoes, all Amos Moore was in town Friday grades and prloes. 'Pictures of Jesus nipdit at the tent show. Christ as Infant, youth, Crucified It is always cool at the Idle Hour. and Ideal, lOo for the four Can Mrs. Paul Price aud children are furniBh you any book published. spending the week in Madisonville Walter N. martin. with relatives. Mr. Vincent got the dollar at the Bex MoEuon returned borne MonIdle Hour Theatre Friday night. day from Cadiz where be has been Miss Gladys VaugbauwaB in Mad Bpendinghis vacation. isonville Saturday night. MIbs Amelia Price of MadisonIt Is always cool at the Idle Hour. ville spent several days in Earling. Frank Walker manager of the ton as the guest of relatives. Idle Hour thought he would go Miss Bertha Gray, of Pembroke, to Dawson Sunday, but he didn't who has been visiting her Bister re0. Anderson, Whj? Because he missed his Mrs. T. home today. of the city turned train, so he just spent the afterChil-la- x noon hunting a cool place at the For Chills and Fever G06 dan-ght- er Look at any pictures shown at the $50 Reward Idle Hoar and you will admit they The man who whlspeis down a For any tooth I can't extract are clear as a crystal. No flicker no well no injury to the eye every detail without pain. Mr. Elsie Hibbs, of About the things he has to sell brought out in the most artistic Mortons Gap, writes the following Will never reap a orop of dollars statement: "After having a medical manner. Like he who climbs a tree and doctor to off my tooth oven John Moore was in Evansvillo Sat- with the brake and suffering for a "hollers." gums urday. week, I went to several dentists of Hazel and Lucy Faucett attended Madisonville and was told by them the dance here Friday night. it could not be done. The pain beIt is always cool at the Idla Honr. come unbearable and I was told to Miss Nona Faulis, of St. Charlep, go to Dr. Grace at Hopkinsville. I News of the Town who has boon visiting her grand did so and the tooth wus drawn mother, Mrs. Geo. Faults, has re without the least nam whatever. Dr. Grace never put me to sleep apturned home. MissMolllo Stoghlll, of Ind., ib plied medicine to the gumB and the FOB SALE Ono $100 course in hiB anything except civil engineering, the guest of Mrs. Oacar Benelt this effect ot will medicine mado me feel good. I gladly recommend him from International Correspondence week. to all. School of Scranton Pa. Will sell at The Universal progran shown Dr. L. Prace will be in Earllwgton a bargain. Apply at Boo Office. exclusively at the Idle Hour. at Benton Hotel Sept. Will Mrs. J. W. Pritohelt, Sr., of Miss Luoy Fawcett, of Madison- extract teeth free of oharge, if you Friday night haven't the money. Only Poets' this Madisonville, was in town Mon- ville, was Mr. and Mrs. A. G. Draper spent trip for extracting. All work day n guar-emteed mSmM To all those who helped me to win the delightful trip to Mammoth Cave by giving me tbeir assistance. I assure you that I will always you and your kindness and if ever I can assist you in any way I will be willing to do so. Thanking you again, I an? Respectfully, The revival at the A. M. E. Z uhurch has dosed with two or more happy converts and an awakened membership. Rev. J. R, Evans will have baptizing nextSunday Immediately after the morning servioes. All candidates are asked to be ready at that time. The Colored Teacher's Institute of Hopkins and Webster counties will meet at Providence Aug. 20. All teachers are requested to be present. Mrs. Sallie Pillow returned to her horne at Columbia, Tenn., after a visit here to'her daughter.Mra. Ten-nl- e I i 5 B. M. SLATON Funeral Director. :: V X Licensed Embalmer I ' Phone 124-- 2 NEXT DOOR TO POST OFFICE, p KY MADISONVILLE, Fire Alarm System General Information The city of Earlington has been divided into four Fire Districts, known as numbers one, two, three and four. These districts are formed by the two natural physical dividing lines, viz. Main Street and the L. & N. K. R. Fire District No. 1 comprises all that territory North of Mam St., and West of the R. R., e. g. the City Hall, Round House,!?.. B. Arnold's residence, Pump House, etc. etc., are in District No. 1. . Rankins. , Hazel Griffin Mrs. Lizzie B. Stone, of Providence was in town a few hours Saturday. 'Misses Summers, Buokner and Boyd, of Hopkinsville, were visiting friends here last week. 1)6 1 all the membersand friends of Mt. ZIon Baptist church make all the necessary preparations to entertain the First District Association, which convenes here Sept, 17. We are expeoting a large delegation and a great meeting. Mr. Stewart Nelson, of Paducah, Ky., is In town visiting Prof. Bell and family. Mortons Qap Letter Everything all O. K. at the Qap. On Aug. 10 tbe Juvenile Lodge under the management of Rev. R. H. Hall gave a picnic, which was a decided success in every way. There were several talks made by some of the best orators in this part of the brush. Namely Mr. J. E. Ed monson, of Earllngton. Mr. made some timely remarks whloh should be adhered to by all who heard him. A grand talk was made by the honored mayor of Earllngton. Mr. Evans made a noble talk to ub and I feel safe in saying that each one present enjoyed his saying, which was full of timely instruction to our people. Mr. Evans is the right man in the right place. We bMloye In our judgement that the St. Bernard Mining Co., and the good people ot Earllngton made no mistake in putting Mr. Evans in' the positions of trusts that he holds in hiB home olty. May ho live long to do much good for the causes he stands for. Respectfully Charley Leyons ' Ed-mons- on FireDiBtnct2.. comprises nil that territory North of MainSty and East of the (e. g. the St. Bernard Store, Barnes Oo & Co., P. H. Whalens residence. Masonic Temple. "Logtowh,r '" ' "' etc. etc., are iu District No. 2. all that territory South of Main; Fire District St., and West of the R. R., (e. g. the Post Office, Goodloa's restaurant, Glias. Oowell's residence. Mrs. Harriet Browning's" residence, Esq. JaB. Priest's residence, etc. etc., are in District No. 8. Fire District 4, comprises all that territory South of Main St., ami East of the R. R., (e. g. the Peoples Bank, Victory Build-inir- , O. M. Henry'e residence, Catholic Ohnrch, New Methodist Ohurch, etc. etc., are in District No. 4. ' Each telephone subscriber in these Districts has been furnish ed with a card showing the number of Fire District in whidh each phone is situated, these cards directing that, in case of fire, Central Telephone Exchange be informed of District Number-anname of house "on fire." The Central operator will in turn notify R.-R.: w-a- nd f L. & N. Round House, which will give the alarm. . , or money refunded for any work not satisfactory. A .great many people are trying to run my work down but knockers I have done over $1000 in Earllngton and the work talks for itself. Prices out almost one half. If you haven't the money to have your teeth fixed come to me I will treat you on an easy payment and have them saved to save 'your money. The Round House whistle will in the future give the official alarm, and this alarm consist of a series of short blasts followed by one, two, throe or four long ones, according to tho diatrict-n- i which fire is located, these loug blasts' indicating the district. This alarm will be repeated as seems necessary. The.L- dsN. locomotives will not give the alarm unless an. engineer or trainmen should first discover a fire (i, e. should see it before the regular alarm had been given) or, in the eveut the regular Round House .. alarm should fail to arouse tho fire Department at night. . It t f Sunday Trading Discouraged. For selllBB an egg and an orange to a child ,on a recent Sunday a dealer was fined Is. and 9s. costs, or seven days In prison, at Borwick, Scotland. The chief coastable said Sunday trading was being put down In the town, and there had been complaints about tke accused. habitually from constipation. Doan't Regulets relieved and strengthened the bowels so that they have bien regular ever since." E. Davis, Grocer, Sulpber Springs. Texas "I suffered Nothing to good for our patrons ri AUG.28 WEDNESDAY AUG. 28 ONE REEL Sid More Good Than All Other Tonics or Quinine When Quinine fails, try HugheB' Tonic: ."Your HugbeB' Topic did me more good than all the other tonics or quinine together. Quinine will not break the chills, but Hughes' Tonic acts like a charm." Sold by druggiBts 50c and $100 bottleB. IDLE HOUR REEL TWO a ' ,1 ,V "THE BREAK DOWN" Imp A strong drama with many amusing situations. King Baggof in a double role. See him Prepared by Possibly letter Off. Some one has compiled statistics showing that one thousand persons In B0BINS0N-PETTE- T CO., Louisville. Incorporated park. John Bule and family returned One That Trailed, Probably. room-er- a home Saturday from Kirkwood the tJnlted States are at present emWANTED Gentlemen From an account of a wedding com ployed In walklnr for wagers. Solag to the society's editor's desk: "The for two nicely furnished Springs.. Misbos Janie Taliaferro and Helen ciety would be Just as well off if they bride wore a beautiful white lingering rooms, centrally located, terms sTOwa." Pendleton, of Pembroke, were here were working for wages. Judge. of- "THE HARDEST WAY" Eclair A strong drama H "THE GREEN EYED MONSTER" hi 4 reasonable. Apply at this & Hi hr-- - If Dudley. fice. Margarot Dudley and MarMisses MIsa Buth Baldwlu, of Sebree, garet Kemp were In Madisonville who haB been visiting her brother, Saturday. Dr. R. A. Baldwinsreturned home Miss Ruth Lamb who has been Saturday. the guest or MIbs Susan Marie BaBsott Elgin, of Madisonville, Crutohfield has returnee to her was in the city Tuesday. home in Nashville. Born to Mr. and Mrs . Paul Bank Klll-Poi- a a fine boy Monday. For Bad Blood., We may have a seat for you at the Miss Norine Elgin of Louisville Jdle "Hour come any how you will is the guest of Mrs; Lauder get to see the pictures if we have to ChlBholm. run Until midnight. '' Mrs. Geo. Batos is visiting .her pareuts in Mt. Lebonon Tenn., this Mr. James T, Joy and daughter, Rose, and Mr. and Mrs. Ohas. F. week, Kuoxvllle,' Tenn., who It Is always cool at the IdteHou Cowell, ofthe guests of Mrs. Henry have been McDowell and Mrs. JohuDubulsson of this city have returned home. Joe McCulley, of the country, was in town Sunday. Leslie Boyd haB returned home. Jack Kirkwood is at borne again. Ben Wilson spent few days last week at Paducab. BOURBON . . Monday the guests of Margaret American This ia P If you get sick or accidentally disabled ami cannot work, will you(baye any money; for yourself or family. Card of Thanks For your own protection it will be a good investment to take an Accident and Health "Policy in the Casualty Company of ThiB is Amer-lo- a. We, the relatives of ElliB Stinnett who died at Ft. Daven-wortKan., desire tp use this method of expressing our grateful add heartfelt thanks, to the dear friends at White- City, Mortons Gap and elsewhere who con' tributed their sympathy and help in our great bereavement. .MSy He, who rules a.11 things' according to His mercy and great love bleaa you and grant you a home Tn Heaven is our prayer. Mrs. Nannie B. Stinnett and - h, comedy a program that is harJ to beat, and one that xou should not fail to see A rip-roari- -- A.citjilt OPEN lOo Note the steadiness ancl the brillancy of our pictures. $q eye strain there - 6i45 Children 5c it family. A. " the largest healtrh ud they write the ONE and accident insarance company in the world, most liberal policies. mere man says an ounce of sym pathy from the pocket is worth a tea from the heart iars Money Talk. rrnat a woman Knows, Flnd'UM for Coconut Oil. Men think that women always talk Europeon margarine factories, uitax about men when they are alone.- says-cocoanut oil as a. base, produce sixteen, writer in Harper's Bazar. Would million pounds of this butter substithat that were true! For womea are tute a week. never so interesting as when they discuss the slnglo aspect which men'ahow to women, for that is the only subject - a A Texas Wonder The Texas Wouber cures Kidney and cures diabetes, weak and lame backs, rheumatism, and all irregularities of bladder troubles, removing grayel, the kidneys and (bladder in both men and women Regulates blaCder trourlos in children, If not Bold by yonr druggist will be sent by mail on reoipt of ,$1.00. One small bottle Is two months treatment anb seldom fails to perfect a cure, Send for testimonials from Ky. and other states. Dr. E. V, uaii woo uiive street, ot. ijouib iun. irold by all druggists. PMJLTRY'cUHei fr a chick's throat cures down I ROP London's Ccal Consumption. About three hundred and twentr-sere- n thousand tons of coal are burned every week In London. that women know. Rapes, A few arops In the t jprenta chick dtseases. ,a and other cholera, diarrhoea imM W-- . One gallons or, tblB weak. noitie 1 medicine makei u druggists.! At all dug ' Kidney Flush For Kidney and Bladder Disease Willie Griffin is on the sick list Duncan, Gest & Turner . Victory Bldg. A Bourbon RenwJy Ca. Uiiagten, ly.jj Sold by ST. B?ENAED MINING CO. Henry and Miss Mary Barker who have been visiting in thlssity for the past) few weeks, with relatives here have returned to their home at I Covington. UVHU W Earh'agtoH, Kentucky mentor-- ! ious as Chamberlain's Colio, Cholera, and Diarrhoea Remedy the world Stepping on a rusty nail has been would be much better oS and the the oause of many oases of lockjaw. percentage of suffering greatly deTbe nail was not so muoh the fault creased." 'writes Lindsay Scott, of as neglect of tbe wound. If such Temple, Ind. For sale by All Deal-- , wounds were promptly cleansed and era. BALLARD'S SNOW LINIMENT applied there would be no lockjaw, as tho antiseptic properties of tho : Excusable., liniment would counteract the poiB-o- n Hub (angrily) "Here! what do yon ' aud tbe wound would heal quick-H- mean by waking mo out of a sound Price 25o. 50c and $1.00 por bottle. Sold by St. Bernard Mining sleep!" Wife ''Because .the, sound wa:t. too distressing." Boston Traascris Co., Incorporated, D.rug y. Jp'Wereall medicines as . Incorporated, Drag Department rf-;- i Al tttiiW "i chum 'i ( j. vi W. ,.' - 1 f vntt- - j u " ENGLISH DAND i WEIGHT OF A TRAIN. OUR GREENDACK FACTORY. A STUDY IN SMOKE. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 'Corseted and Perfumed Are These Splendid Creatures. EXQUISITE IN THEIR ATTIRE. Wardrobes of London's Century Beaus Might Brides Blush For Their ' Artificial Aids to Beauty. More than a century has gone since tho last of the Macaroni "laid aside his .coat of mixed silk, his pink satin waist coat, white silk stockings with pink clocks and pink satin shoes with large pearl buckles. The dandy of the twentieth century does not strut on red Reeled shoes, with his clouded cane .dangling from his wrist, like the beau of the restoration, nor does he adorn this shirt bosom with fine mcchlln lace .and leave a wake of perfume behind flalm as ho swaggers along Pall Mall, fllko the "pretty fellow" of early Georgian days, says London But, though ho may cut a less resplendent figure than his predecessors in the world of dandyism, ho is none jtho less a splendid creature, with n (proper senso of his personal charms fThe I Varied Twentieth Make Most Trousseau Tit-Bit- s. and their adornment iness and variety of flne raiment might anake most brides blush for their trous-seaHis shirts alone arc a wonder in themselves In their stacked dozens, of stho daintiest cambric i.nd many hucd ,as Joseph's coat shirts of pink daln-ttllpatterned with white flowers, blue tthirts, bug shirts, of olive green and. znost beloved of all, of dark purple. His handkerchiefs are of the most tfraglle and Cine cambric, each bearing Oils cipher embroidered In the corner In exquisite stltchery or inlet In the form jof guipure lace. His tie- pins dazzle ithe eye with their pearls of pink and jpurple and black, each a flawless and jcostly gem. His vest buttons for evening wear, with studs and cuff links to anatch. are marvels of enamels, garnets yor mother-of-peaenshrining rare jewy rl dinary man to marvel at and in costl- His wardrobe Is a thing for the or- u. r i occasion would make many a lady of oclety green with envy. And what shall we say of his corrects, which dower his figure with an (elegant waist or. If he is no longer jyoung, of his array of wigs and eyebrows and eyelashes, which dvo to sixty or seventy the facial (comeliness of the twenties. He wears few jewels, but he has caskets full of them at home which would snot shame a society bello at the height f her career of conquest And he is a itTreajter connoisseur of delicate than the dandy of Queen Anne's (flay, who before he promenaded In the park deluged himself from flowing to gold clocked stockings, with jxnusk, civet or orange flower. Our modern dandy, however, Is more discriminating and less prodigal. He aaffects sachets, carries a tiny phial of Ibis favorite perfume In his waistcoat Jpocket and with a silver sprinkler reprays his lingerie before he puts it on .Nor, we may be sure, is he any less (Careful of the beauty of face and Jhands. In his dressing room you s.uch an array of toilet lotions and cosmetics as would excite envy in gnany a female breast Nor is he by ;jmy means content with such home treatment as pomades and creams and 4toilet waters placed at his disposal. JBe has his own face specialist to fwhom he pays periodical visits at so txaany guineas a time, for steaming, jmnssaglng and other mysterious for restoring the Bmooth texture sand the complexion of youth. If be has a tendency to baldness and ,ihe usual lotions fail to stimulate JCrowth or if he is troubled by hair In jcndeslrable places be has recourse to tbe beauty doctor, who, for a substantial fee, will remove the latter or Induce n luxuriant growth of the with the aid of electricity. Sormer spark will equally remove mny pimples with which too generous living has disfigured his face and (if imassage falls) the wrinkles with which 'jenvlous time threatens his youthful-taess- . -tou-fpees, per-"BSim-es pe-iru- s He has watches for all times and of wear one for evening, another tfor town wear In the daytime, a third lor shooting, a fourth for hunting, and o on. And bis hats and suits in their infinite variety for every conceivable sea-on- els. win-fldn- d proc-.ess- cs Our dandy must, of course, pay sW i;j guinea or more a visit for he may be prouder of his delicate hands and Albert nails than any debutnnte of her scream and roses. He must also devote gmrt of every day to physical exercise wader expert guidance in order to .tfceep his too solid flesh in decorous fambjectloh and to retain the supple and elegant" figure of his younger days. If he! pours a few shillings' worth of perfume Into his morning bath, who f!bflll find fault with such an cffeml- extravagance? He can well Eia'te It, and. at any rate, cleanliness is m Virtue we cannot cavil at And if (fee 'crownB all this costly care of his jprecious person with an annual month nt some" foreign spa well; he probably Weeds all the help he can get from It ite erder to keep his place in the ranks yet masculine beauty. V xegular visits to his manicurist at a Got Off Easy. ""The audience doesn't treat me Wight" growled the bad actor, f "No," replied the local manager. "I - sever knew It to be so tolerant" Cleveland Y.xlv Dealer. , ' I ,V T 'HKi Tie chilli kr beadle 'of Instincts, not JgQfmr-Vti 91 WWW ,. WW Where Undo Sam Turns Out Paper Money and Postage Stamps. One of tile most Interesting sights Rt the national capital to tho hundreds of thousands of strangers who yearly visit Washington is the bureau of engraving nnd printing, where tho government turns out immense amounts of the paper money which we dallj see In circulation. Much of this paper money green backs and gold and silver, certificates-- is issued directly by tho government itself, while the remainder is prepared for Issue by the national banks throughout tho country. These issues are printed from engraved steel plates of tho finest workmanship on a peculiar, distinctive paper, which, it is jiald, counterfeiters have never yet been able to imitate. This establishment also produces government bonds whenover there is a call for such. In Addition, postage stamps are manufactured there In vast quantities, recently at tho rate of 30,000,000 a day or about 10,000,000,000 per year. This aggregate bids fair to lncrcnso annually and In time to reach huge proportions.' While the products of the bureau are interesting, the mechanical devices employed by it are most Ingenious, comprising mnny automatic maThe chines of wonderful efficiency. utmost vigilance Is exercised in guardWATCH HER AT DINNER. ing tfio products of the bureau, and generally everything proceeds there in A Parisian Gourmet's Way of Getting the most systematic and efficient manat a Woman's Ago. A Parisian gourmet thinks he has ner. Leslie's. discovered an infallible method for CHINESE SIGNBOARDS. getting gat n woman's age watch her at dinner. If she goes through every course, Quaint Inscriptions That Appear Over the Shops In Peking. chattering all the time, and is equal In his book. "Meeting the Sun," W. to an ice after dessert, not to mention chocolates and crystallized fruits, Simpson gives some amusing examples of signboards to be seen above shops she Is still in her teens. If she makes a good start with the In Peking "Shop of Heaven Sent hors d'oeuvres, does well with the Luck" "The Shop of Celestial Nino Felicities Prolonged," caviar, salmon and such delicacies, shows no interest in the rest of "Mutton Shop of Morning Twilight," hut the meal, she is between twenty and "The Ten Virtues All Complete." "Flowers Rise to the Milky Way." thirty and married. "In these signs," says Mr. Simpson, When she declines every other kind "wo can see that the Chluamnn can of game, but takes some pheasant, she has passed thirty, but has not yet combine the soul of a poet with tho pocket of a shopman. Carlyle quotes n reached thirty-flve- . thirty-flvshe dotes on every Chinese signboard, 'No Cheating Here,' After kind of game, the more highly flavored but I could not find anything like It in the list 'Good and Just According to the better. the Ideal noHeaven' If at the end of dinner she takes tions of ought to satisfy'Sartor Resnr-tU3- .' the author of cheese, showing special partiality for 'The Honest Pen Shop of LI' the odorous Camembert, then, says the that other pen shops are not honParisian observer, thero can be no manner of doubt about it she Is a lady est ' 'The Steel Shop of the Pockmarked of uncertain age. Paris Cor. New York Wang' suggests that any peculiarity of Sun. a shopman inny be used to impress the memory of the customers. A charcoal Meanest Man Bill. The shop calls itself 'The Fountain of They were discussing the freak bills Beauty,' and a that get themselves introduced into coal indulges In place forofthe sale of 'Heavenly the title congress every year when a Colorado Embroidery.' An oil and wine estabrepresentative said: "Sometimes I think the greatest lishment is the 'Neighborhood of Chief description the realization boon we could have in this country Beauty,' a to conceive anywould bo the adoption of a federal of which it is hard where In Peking. 'The Thrice Rightstatute in accordance with a bill an is a pretension one would scarceodd character in Colorado once want- eous' ly expect from an opium shop." ed me to offer to the state legislature. It was entitled the meanest man bill Dickens Used Real Names. and provided for an clectfon in every Perhaps the most curious of Dickens' county each year to determlno who names is Stlggins, for was the meanest man In the county. character which by Dickens' exertions has The man receiving the highest vote a synouym for religious hypocwas to be banged. Think of tho good become a risy, Is real name and one, oddly such a statute would dol Just con- enough, with religious associations of sider what decent citizens all the peo- a genuine kind. Stlggins is, in fact, ple would 'be who received a few only a corruption of the name Stlgand, scattering votes! And those who stood tho famous archbishop, who crowned any chance of leading the ticket would King Harold and later on William I. move away. In two or three years Most of the names in "Pickwick" can every place where the law was in be found in the directory. Pickwick operation would become a model com- itself, as we know, was taken from a munity." New York Press. coach at Bath, and the village of the name is still there, and it is not so very Musio of Street Boys. long ngo that Mr. Dickens, K. C, One point regarding street music called and examined a Mr. Pickwick in puzzles this writer. How does the av- a law case. Snodgrass was once a erage small boy manage to add to his fairly common English name and can repertoire the latest song from the lat- still be found in America. Winkle and est musical comedy within a day or Tupman are real names, and a Sam two of its production at a west end Weller is burled at Eastbourne. theater? It is hardly likely that ho attends tho theater to hear it at first The Dead Sea. hand. One can hardly imagine him Many persons Imagine that the Dead buying tho score to learn it that way sea in Syria Is nothing but sea water And as for those important factors in of extreme saltiness, but that Is a mismusical education, the gramophones, take. The name was given to the great the park bands and the barrel organs, salt lake because nothing could live In ho generally forestalls them by weeks. Its waters. Owing to the density of tho Whence, then, does he gain his knowl- water fish cannot sink in it, and they edge? It Is na mysterious as the pas- could not live if they did. as some of sage of news to tho Indian bazaar be- tho Baits arc powerful antiseptics, fore the official telegrams have arrived. which means that they are fatal to any London Spectator. form of life. There Is about 8,per cent of chloride of lime in the Dead Eea. Facilities to Economize. About hnlf the salt In the Dead sea is "Our forefathers lived much more chlorido of magnesium, whereas nearsimply than we did." said the man who ly all the sail in the ocean Is Just comtakes everything seriously. "They, did mon table salt New York Sun. not hesitate to economize." "Yes, but look at the room they had How He Was Hurt. to economize In. You couldn't expect Sunday School Teacher And when us to churn In a flat or keep chickens the prodigal son came home, what hapand a garden on the fire escape, could pened, Tommy? Tommy His father you?" Washington Star. ran to meet him nd hurt himself. Sunday School Teacher Why, where What a Man Eats. did you get that? Tommy It said his Mrs. Subbub I wonder what's come father ran and fell on his neck. I bet over Harry. Instead of being cross, as It would hart you to fall on your neck I usual, he started off happy and whisJudge. tling like a bird this morning. Nora (a new girl) It's my fault, mum. I The Poet's Lay. got the Wrong package and gave him Jackson Our friend, the poet seems bird seed for breakfast food. Wom- to be in great feather tonight He is laughing and talking at' ai great rate. an's Home Companion. Carrie Yes. He wrote a poem today, and he 'is cackling over his lay. PhilaDisappointed. Clara I've 'been 'looldngf iato Jack's delphia Record. life, and I'm awfully disappointed. Caught Him. Mary Why? Clara My worst susMrs. Qnaggs You are not a man. picions are unfounded. Satire. You are a a worm. Mr. Gnaggs Well, I noticed you played the part of the The Wedding. early bird. Exchange. a success?" "Was "Oh, a huge one. Why, women wept A Trad Mark. bitterly 'who didn't even know the Gabe Why do geniuses wear long bride." Exchange. hair? Steve Why, wo wouldn't know A willing mind make a hard Jouraey they were geniuses if they Enquirer. ttsv. Magnineer. The Dining Car Alone, Ready For ' Service, Weighs 140,000 Pounds. The heaviest of nil the cars in a "limited" train is the dining car, which is ordinarily of a weight in excess of the other cars by 10,000 or 15,000 pounds Between the cur construction and the necessary kitchen equipment and icebox contents, n full size standard dining car tips the scales at 140.000 pounds when ready to make its customary division run. Therefore, on the principle that In case of collision a passenger Is safer In the strong, heavy coach in the- center of a vcstlbuled train, the dining car Is a good place to remain. A sixteen section sleeping car may weigh from 110,000 to 12!i,000 pounds, while the car of the transcontinental type comes next In weight at 107,000 pounds. Tho baggage car, weighing 85,000 pounds, may be the lightest In a train, but tho postal car next to it weighs on an average 103,600 pounds, a reclining chair car Is full weight at 87,000 pounds, while the 0 ordinary passenger coach weighs pounds. With a locomotivo and tender welshing 200,000 pounds, one may estimate by these figures the enormous weight of some of the through modern railway trrfins pf seven cars. New York Press. - buffet-librar- y Beauties That Groet the Eye From Any of Pittsburgh's Hills. Robert Haven Sehuulllor, writing In the Metropolitan, says: "I never come within range of the unlquo spell of modern Pittsburgh without wishing that I might personally conduct thither tho sago who so mendaciously declared that thero is notliing now under the sun, for Pittsburgh is somcthtng now "From any of the city's hundred hills one can enjoy more varieties of smoke In an hour than there aro kinds of cloud inn month. Those range all the way from fairy shavings of ico nnd curls of driven snow, through geological strata of pure cream, mischievous, evanescent ringlets of bluish white, smudges faintly tinged with olive, aerial bushes of delicato rose, trees of orange and rusty red. through a hundred tones of gray, from the most ethe- 93,-00- Princl-ples,"'"Th- o e lm-pli- Stlg-gln- s, deepening to a black as rich as the glossy, tarry coal from which It sprang. "One convenient thing about the smokescape Is that you can enjoy some part of It wherever you happen to be. Looking west in the canyon of Fourth avenue one morning, the lower parts of tho office buildings wero quite obliterated by a dense, low lying bank of soft, dusky smoke. But ns the eye traveled upward this cloud , began to thin until, when It reached tho cornices, every detail of them stood out SHOE ODDITIES. sharply in the sunlight against a sky of pale sapphire. Such effects arc as Two Pairs Are Sometimes Broken to Interesting us they aro characteristic of Oblige Finicky Customers. the place." When a one legged man buys n shoo the dealer sends to tho factory for n IRON AND POWER. shoe' to match the one left remaining. In these days of the use of machinery The Link Between the Metal and the iu every process of their mnuufacturo Groat Nations. shoes arc made with tho utmost exactIn tho sixteenth century the greatest ness and precision, aud it Is easily posmaking nations were Spain. sible to mate that remaining shoe with Iron France nnd England, nnd beyond nil the greatest nicety In size, stylo, mafear of contradiction these wero tho terial nnd finish. Few people hnvo feet exactly alike. three countries which wore" then reck . Commonly tho left foot Is larger than oned greatest, says the London the right, so that one shoe may lit n While Cortez was carrying the flag little more snugly than the other. Comof Spain into the then unknown world monly, however, peoplo buy shoes in and while the great galleons wero regulnrly matched pairs, tho difference bringing homo to that favored nation in their feet, If it Is noticeable to them treasures beyond tho wildest hopes of nt all, not being enough to make any tho adventurers the myriad forges other course desirable. were alight In Catalonia and the arBut there are people who buy shoes mor of Castile was enabling a handful of different bizes or widths. In which of men to seize the riches protected by case the dealer breaks two pairs for mnny thousands of natives who had them, giving them, to fit their toot, ono reached a high state of civilization, but shoe from each. In such cases the knew not the methods of manufacture dealer matches up tho two remaining of iron. shoes, one from each of two Jains, Just Aud so it ever was, and, much ns we ns ho would where he had broken ono may in theory and In sentiment regret pnir to sell one shoo to a ono legged tho fact so It Is today. We hear a man. great deal about the reasons for the Halcyon Dayc. rise of modern Germany as a world power. It Is worth noting that that Tho seven days preceding and the country has risen rapidly Into promi- seven days following tho winter solnence ns tho Iron and steel output has stice wero called by the ancients "halcyon days." This phraso is derived increased by leaps and bounds. In the olden days it was the same. from a fable which sets forth that a princess who grieved so deepTho Romans carried into Spain the knowledge of working Iron and steel, ly for the loss nt sea of her spoupe, wob and upon that foundation Spain roso to sent thither In pity in the form of u the might and majesty of n great world halcyon bird or kingfisher. According power. to tho legend, the halcyon bird had during the tfme of breeding tho power Not Extraordinary. of lulling tho waves, and It wns beOh a Broadway surface car two well lieved at this time the sea was always dressed women were highly amused at calm and 'might be navigated in pera woman with a baby. As the conduc- fect security. Experience, of course, tor camo along the woman with tho dispelled this fable; but, like many anchild said: other old world story, it has left behind "Hold the baby a minute: I want to it a distorted meaning. In this caso tie my shoestring." the connection between the old and the He took the yonqgstcr nnd tho wom- now significance is clear, for tho termt an tied the string. Then tho conductor once expressive of penco and calm gavo the baby back to her. As ho upon the waters, is equally expressive passed tho two well dressed women one of tranquillity upon the sea of life. To-graphHal-cyon- c, real fawn to sheer brutal dirt then tniQ theory of life was to got on the ndmirntiou sido and not on tho cynical nnd objurgatory side of life. We that is sensible, snys tho Ohio State Journal. "Look on tho bright side and if thero Is no bright; sido burnish up tho dnrk side" is a little quotation that we put in our notebook more than n score of yoars ago. It is go'od gospel. It is the doctrlno of hope. Grumbling nt everything is It will condemn a man as sure us profnulty or lying. The Bible says, "But let nil those that put their trust in thee rejoice." There Is philosophy for this. A person cannot do any good in a bad spirit If one hates n mau he cannot reform him. Every good thing that a man docs pulls somo evil up by tho roots. Good deeds grow by smiles as tho wheat grows by the sunshine. Boost the good nnd the bad will have a poor chance. It is right to curb the evil If one does not wasto all his strength nt lt,so that ho will have to sit down and loso heart. There is no final defeat in an honest, sincere effort, and that Is the doctrlno of the upward look nnd tho bright sido of life. o If There Is No Bright Sido Burnish Up the Dark Sido. A gentleman remarked to us that the Her Impulsive ' Way "Why, Allco, didn't you go out to lunch today7" "No, I didn't." Tho stenographer did not look up from tho crocheting Y ."and what's more, there 11 bo no resr for mo noons, nights or Sundays, Caroline until these tablo mats arc done." "I wasn't nwnre that you wore In any immediate need of table mats," pursued tho bookkeeper. "Isn't this rathor sudden?" "They aren't for mo, worse luck When I need household goods I'll let you all know, never fear. These mats are for another and they are long overdue" Tho Btenographor laughed bitterly. "Behold In me a victim of tho habit of promising in haste to repent when repentence 1b entirely useless. "What?" "I mean that I'm one of those irapulslvo persons who are always gratuitously and recklessly offering to do things for peoplo. theso inats. Thero was really no rcaBon why I should undertake tho manufacture of eighteen dollies, six of each of tho three sizes, you know, for a person llko Mrs. .Corwino, but when Bho to.d mo that Mr. Corwine had bought her a beautiful mahogany dining tablo I nt once said, without considering the matter nt nil, automatically, you know, that I would make her a sot of mats for it. Sho took mo Kf up with a Jump and hoped I'd do the pineapple pattern. It's tho most difficult stitch I know. "Now aho Is probably wondering, when I'm ever going to got thorn done. Tho truth Is that I've only JuBt been able to begin them, for I'vo been spending every spare rainuto for the last month on the border of French knots that In a moment of nberration I promised to embroider on Gertrude Lano's white marqulsotto dress. She a? bought It ready mado and sho thought it looked too plain, so, of course, I suggested the French dots and when she said that she didn't know how to mako them I volunteered to do them for her. "For four long weeks those knots havo haunted me. Every evening that I'v wished to read or play cards Pre been obliged to stick to tho dots, ana the worst of It is that my offer to do them was made bo casually that has no realization of what a Herculean task they were. I wouldn't feel bo sorry for myself aa I do if I thought I were receiving proper credit for my labors. "It's the same way with these doll lea. Mrs. Corwino thinks that because I said In a light and airy way that I'd mako them thoy'xo a mero amusomeat V or pnstlmo for mo. Did you over know Buch a gooso as I am to ge.t myself Into doing things and to hate myself for It? I'm one of those who Jump In whero angels fear to tread." Tho bookkeeper laughed and Alice, continuing to crochot violently, conOb-serv- o -- Ger-trud- o of them said: "You have all sorts of queer passengers on your car, don't you?" "Yes," he replied. to "Imagine that woman asking-yohold her baby! Wasn't .that a crazy thing for her to do?" "Oh, I don't know," replied tho conductor quietly. "That's my baby. The woman's my wife." New York Telegraph. Philosophy of the Loafer. somewhat unkindly, tho 'Glasgow loaf er under the title "Civic Ideals." "Why should I save?" asked tho loafer. "I mako enough to keep me going, I make enough to feed me, I havo enough over to let me drink up to 10 o'clock. Why should I save? If I grow sick you must take me to the hospital. If I spend all my money and havo nothing to eat you must tako mo to the poorhouse. If I get drunk on the streets you must take mo to tho polico office and the prison. You've got to do it What is tho good of saving?" civic paper. Dr. Mackcnzio describes, In the Blue Blanket, an Edinburgh Hoping For the Best. "I expect to be able in about Ave years to retire and live on the interest of my investments." "That's flne. But I didn't know you were making investments. What aro growing np." Chicago they?" "I haven't made any so far, but I have three very beautiful daughters Record-Heral- Disappointed. "You say he was disappointed love?" , In "He certainly was." "But 1 thought he married the girl he loved." "So he did. And then bo found that two cannot live as cheaply aa one." Houston Post Easy Premise. 'i' Ho (after 'being rejected Goodby. but promise to be a,, sister to me. She 1 will. I. actceptedfyour brother last night-Vari- ety Llfet g dldn't-Cincln- natl .Puck. f:9oea7yourf husband' ever, get .fe.( There Is one body that knows more WL with his.aliHtony?'1 than anybody, and that Is everybody. Bad men excuse their faults. Good .tfNethe. v L.havethreatHd to ,. Talleyrand. men 'leave them. Ben Jp'nso'n. hack to him Instantly if he does." ' The Lump Fish. Did you ever hear of the lump fish? Well, it's a peculiar species found in Bait water. This strange flBh possesses a sucker formed by two ventral flns. which aro so shaped that when tho flsh reclines on a rock the flns act or suckers nnd hold it firmly. As soon ns the eggs are deposited in shallow pits between stones, tho femalo feeling that sho has done her part, deserts them nnd tho malo at once assumes charge and guards the eggs until they hatch out aud then tho young until they aro able to take care of themselves. In moving round ho is closely followed by tho numerous family which has given rise to tho term "hen and chickens." At times they nttach themselves to the sides of their parent Caroline laughed derisively. by their sucking disks, thus presenting "But that's different," protested a singular appearance. Alice guiltily. "Typing for you is quite different from Elasticity of Conscience. "Yes, of course it's dlfforont klddo. In the mnjorlty of cases conscience Everything is different but you. You is an elastic and very flexible article, are Just the same dear, reckless prom-ise- r as ever, despite your which will bear a deal of stretching nnd adapt itself to a great variety of resolution. But it anyway, you can't type my essay for Somo people, by circumstances. management and leaving it off I've already hired It done." piece by piece, like a flannel waistcoat "You mean thing! You know I In warm weather, even contrive In should have loved to do it for you!" hopeless "Talk about time to dispense with It altogether, cases," but there be others who can assume laughed Caroline. tho garment nnd throw it off at pleasure, and this, being the greatest and Not Too Much. most convenient Improvement, is tho Two colored boys were talking oa one most In vogue. From Dickens' the street corner when a funeral pro"Old Curiosity Shop." cession went by. " "Who's daid?" aBked one of them. Paying Powers. "Why ain' you heerd? Mose Ssalf, His Old Gotrox I don't think much of be'sdsid." that young Dudelelgh who poses as a ,"Mose Ssalf! 's 'e dald? Wen 'd ' parlor ornament around her occasion- die?" ally. Pretty Daughter (Why, pa, he "YlstMdr, 'boutnwp 'clock." pays me the loveliest .compliments. "T&jtUtwo 'clock? Wha's mattah Old Gotrox Yes, and that's all he wtfJm?" was ever known to pay, 86 t&r as I can Etjtoh much .watehmilloaAslsy learn. Exchange. 'hot." 'Tph xmich 'watohmlllon? OJway! &?kin' ao Bichntlnffli foh muoh .wateh-- . z Consolation. , ... . .,9, . "They say, she is devoted to her bus-'- i atjiuuui xjvu w i nut. tf Home, Journal. band and baby." "Yes, poor thing! She hasn't taken a prize at a bench show for three years!" ,,he Celleots theMoney. M hard-heartestrong-minded "You ought to be thankful you haven't tho habit. It gets ono Into all, sorts of entanglements. A few weeks ago I mot somo suburban friends on tho street They appeared bo pleaBed to Bee me that before I really thought what I was doing I asked them to come in town some day and have lunch with me,' and I promised to let them know very soon juat what day to come. That luncheon, for which I can neither afford the tlmo nor the money and which wasn't in the least called for, hns hung oa my neck like a millstone. The thought of It has worried and depressed me ever Blnce. The event comes tomorrow, and then, after these mats are done, I'm through! I shall not mortgage my Ume, money and Industry any more. Hear my vowl" "Yes, f hear it." Tho other younj? womac assumed an accusing air. "But what about my essay for the Young Wonr.en's league that I wanted you to typo for me this week?" "Oh, your easay certainly I'll that for you, dear. I can do It aftor hours Just as well as not." type-TTii- te tinued. pru-der- K T- -i 'i' .V . tLMfi-LiLvj-f- 1 H auwr ", r0? &. U" ' ' -- f ' - f 'y. t1-.. m'W'imimmi.vtti -. n m ". ,A T 3... k I 9&&Qirt&tif&4fnfii

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