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Bee (Earlington, Ky.): December 14, 1893

Bee (Earlington, Ky.): December 14, 1893 Bee (Earlington, Ky.) 300dpi TIFF G4 page images Bee Publishing Co. Earlington, KY 1893 bee1893121401_sn87060004 These pages may be freely searched and displayed. Permission must be received for subsequent distribution in print or electronically. Bee (Earlington, Ky.): December 14, 1893 Bee (Earlington, Ky.) Bee Publishing Co. Earlington, KY 1893 $IMLS This electronic text file was created by Optical Character Recognitio n (OCR). No corrections have been made to the OCR-ed text and no editing has be en done to the content of the original document. Encoding has been done through an automated process using the recommendations for Level 1 of the TEI in Librar ies Guidelines. Digital page images are linked to the text file. 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postman as 1 was coming would probably hnvo won for him es ¬ with HobbyareYon ratist be Ann cnougli weather Now t FASHIONABLE along ho said handing mc a blue en ¬ teem and love Tho error he made was watch ino - Bobbyl you TEHMBi must not play And his love for her he was near confessworking it out In practice Jeromo K velope and ho gavo mo this for you Lountu luascaimos ball in tits parlor I ing I saw It was an application for the Jerome In Detroit Treo Press I I Per Ytir In advance 11 oo Why mustnt I Sit Monllu 50 water rate BccntiMj I say to As they sought out the red and ilia gold for Three Montht 7TT7 7 J Feeding tho Cows Farmer Yon Wo must make a stand against Freddy Glbbes nlavs ball In his nai TNVltT ADVItTltlUFHTS pressing kin feed them cows somo corn in tho this ho continued ¬ Thats for wa MERCHANT TAltOn Locsl Notices Avecentlper line each in New Hand I tried ler Tor oft as tney stooped whilst onward ter to the 29th of September Youre csr to night serllon That doesnt 1 li 1 1 1 fJj Bli a Anr AiinA that yistcrday sir but they peared to Speelsl Nallcei flrevler run with local read no right to pay it In June straying And his folks dout lick him an In matter fifteen centt per line each insep like it better In the mouth I replied to the effect that water lion hos goto good homo boo Io nn his Her fragrant breath on his cheek was play Katei by Hie quarter or yeanfnrnlshed on I rates had to be paid and tha It seemed SMOOTHING THE WAY parents ts kind application lo thll office Madisonviiii Ky ing 10 mo immaterial whether they were Bobbyl OaiTUAtttsol resolutions of respect less than He Arranged Matters Very Nicely For the IMPORTER OF CLOTHS AND SUITINGS And her eyes met his ere the drooping paid In June or September twelve lines inserted free Per line or frae Happy Couple lion thereof oter twelve llnei will be charted f jVThate hot It lashes ho answered Hobby Come here Bobby Its A Never live rente Jit Upper 1lrst St Eransvllle Ind the principle of tho thing Why should ness beaming young couple with happi mind theres a goo 1 boy You can Had veiled the light that from true love S Club Rales fitrnlilieil for moil papera marked out In town lots aU over you pay for water you never had them ir1 periodicals Capital Stock - - - 50000 play Hobby flashes lightly out of tho or He earnestljr solicits the pationate of his Horn What right have they to bully you Into phans walked office kins county friends Boo hoo Wli you gimme a quarter court after securing the Bee Publi shi ng Eo And sometimes there In the woods recesses paying what you dontowe M 4Tdocuments necessary beforo thi cere ¬ too Ho felt the touch of her silken tressess vHdWas a fluent talker ami 1 was as3 mony It was hens that Mr IleMlut gavo u Pusluhiis that would complete their vou oivbuJLlow iiwiiae j4gimM0m tf stagy enough to listen to him By tho end of happiness could bo performed earthly Hobby a wAssho suddenly knelt down discerning- - tarn t piece and As the Transacts a general banking business A leaf with the flame of the autumn burn- - ucuvijr uu5in iacioryt anui whqi mo half anhouf hehad uersuaded inothat young doves descended the broad changed the subject Ignoring a happy tho question wns bound up with tho In- - marble steps of and Invites tlie accounts of lite citizens of shallowness of youth thtttJ Ignoring fng the building a Bhort smilewIiIchplnvrdovprflraMilMlntt mottves Judges by results llicy wbiild anenauio rigtitsof mnn nnd that If I puffy bald headed Individual who was features Chicago lienor In short the youth we as well may state Hopkins and adjoining counties paid that fourteen nnd lenpenco In passing stepped up to them and said wait ouisiue lor mm and puncnlijm having Money I- tOffice Main Slrf et MADISONVILLE Well my young friends if 1 am not All his energies ncnt to thojnstruc Juno Instead Of in September I should Has the finest and most secure tautt In Mrs bwlflly I mmakiugalltny hats bo unworthy of theprlvllegou my fore ¬ much mistaken you aro about to enter myself to save Villi the maidens charms was Intoxi- ¬ tlon of others leaving nbno for his Oppoitte money this section oC Kentucky own purposes Mo would take callow1 fathers had fought and died lo bestow Into the holy bonds of matrimony KENTUCKY cated Cotut House Mr Swiftly mucli pleased To wotk for us We hare an opening Indeed Tho young girl blushed the young youths to his chambers and teach them uponmc for you It you wish to earn money Mrs Swiftly- - Yes this one I got nn But he said no word though bis frequen t to box Office Hours 7 jo to n and t to 4 jo 110 told mo tho company had not a man smiled coniuscdly but neither only cost mo twaty flvo cents quietly and not work very hard The sighing H spoke leg lo stand upon and at his Instiga Now try and hit mo on tho nose business Is light and genteel Men aA Sir Swiftly Well I declare Well If you have received the con and Women that are shrewd are get Told the maid that his heart at her feet he would say standing before them in tion I sat down and wroto an insult- ¬ CAS USEOFOR PAINLESS EXTRACTION I Mrs Swiftly ing letter to tho chairman sent of your parents and there ts no ming on myself And put all the triman attltudo of defense ting rich fast dont bv was lying If you want a chance to make Ihe The secretary replied that having other objection to tho match you havo afraid lilt as hard as everyoti can Mr Swiftly Where did you got tho Thousand Dollars for ourself easily Iiut at eve when the parlor lamps were Then they would hit lilm ianu as regard to the attltudo 1 had taken up a perfect right volunteered tho puffy trimming Sljuvdj Directory during the next twelve months viilte man condescendingly soou as he had recovered from hla sur- It would be Incumbent on themsolves But boforo us for our confidential terras If you lighted will ansnerthls during the nest ten you do It I want to glvo you a llltlo ad it Mrs Swiftly At Drelglioods I got to treat It as a test case and presumed prise and a Uttlo lessened Xbo bleed for eighteen dollars days we will send you a sample of Chicago The youth his troth to the maiden ing he CATHOLIC CHURCH Of Till IMMACULATE vice would explain to them bow thatjny solicitors would accept servieo I our goods that will be worth dollars to plighted you Address at once on my behalf young man nor tho young Record Neither the they had dono it all wrpngand how CONCEPTION Humors Decay When I showed him this letter he was lady ventured a remark but both And with downcast eyes and bosom easily ho could have topped the Mow Hratmass 8004 m second mass and aarmon JL MADISONVILLE KY BOX E AVON N Y 10 00 a m Rosarlnstructlomnd benediction at Minstrel End Man to profcsslonul evinced a dcslro to get away If they had only hit him properly delighted heaving Office on Main street oppoitte North 1 jo p m every Sunday A M Coenan pastor No Postals Answered Walt a bit now said puffy mop- - literary humorist I soy old fellow You leavo It to me1 ho said pocket ¬ iwice nt gou lie lamed lilmself tor Door f Court House She listened the vows that she heard be- over a week showlntr a uovlco CHRISTIAN CHURCH tBpeak now really is there any money In hdw to ing the correspondence and well ping his bald headed brow lieving from experience If I had had somo writing jokes for the comic papers Services re fulsrlr held mornlne and eeenlnf drive and at cricket on 090 occa ¬ teach them a lesson every SunJit In each month Prayer ineetlni Humorist Certainly Why I can I left it to him My only excuse is kind individual to post mo beforo I And she smiled and blushed and gave up sion I remember scrtrlg hlamlddle TLursdaynlfbt stump go down like a tilnc plno Jitiat as that at tho time I was Immersed In the took tho step perhaps Lwouldhavo had Uvea whole weeeon about forty jokes pressing End Mnn Slnvcry Bin posltlvo MISSIONARY nAPTIST CHURCH And ho placed his ho was in the very midst of explaining writing of A farcical corned v What somo hair up hero The leaves and submitted to his carress to tho bowler how to get his balls in little senso I possessed most I suppose slavei yl Why in the palmy days of hand sadly upon his shining patc Services second Saturday evening and Sunday Alias Old Joker each month Prayer roeellnr Monday nljht I could start In at the be¬ How do you two stand upon the minlstrelsy Ing straight After which ho had va long havo been absorbed by tho play ginning o the season with one Joke drink question 1110 magistrates decision somewhat argument with the umplro wIas to Is still lii the lead with complete stock of M E CHURCH The happy lover bad found his Asden Together dampened my ardor but only Inflamed responded tho young nd live on it for forty weeks Puck Services first Sunday each month Sunday He bad gathered the leaves but he whether ho was in or out He had been known dUrldg a stormy his zeal Mtgistratcs ho said were man who now felt disposed to humor school at t oo p m J II FROST Pastor c or Ianty pressed the maiden cnanuel passage to rush excitedly upon muddleheaded old fogies This was a the crank That Is an uwfully pretty girl that M E CHURCH SOUTH Goodl Sho Is willing to allow you the brldgo In order to Inform tho cap- ¬ matter for a Judge And she on these sweet December eves t to Services every fourth Sunday nljlit by T C The Judge was a kindly old gentle ¬ an occasional drink eh Thats whoro Timmins is engaged lu just now tain that he had Just seen a light Attorney and Counsellor In Patent The charming and knowing elf Yes too pretty fact Timmins Peters Pastor Prayer meeting every Friday about two miles away to tho loffi and man and said that bearing In mldd I fell off first And about smoking Thinks better than pressing autumn leaves It ho on I can smoke as much as I like re ¬ tells me that hn is so fascinated with tho top of an omulbus ho tho unsatisfactory wording of the subb her beauty that ho has never had the ZION A M E CHURCH Is being pressed herself Trade Mark and Copyright Cases generally sits bcsldo tho driver and clause ho did not think ho could allow plied tho young groom Fix-i-w- ei Services every Sunday morning at 11 oclock Lucky man Mlno rounded mo up courage to turn down the gas when he points out to him tho various obstacles tho company their costs so that all andevenlnaat y oclock Sunday schaol at 0 je told I got off for something under fifty on that tho second day Belong to any was calling on her for fear of losing likely to lmpedo their progress a m W W Uawsey pastor sight of hcrprctty face Indlnnapoltn Opposite Patent Office THE SONG OF THE PRINTER pounds incluslvo of tho original four- ¬ lodges It was in a bus that my own person Repairing and Roofing a Specialty Journal MT ZION DAPTIST CHURCH Two nights a week off for lodges teen and tenpencc al acquaintanceship with hint began Cltckety aiclr cltckety clicit s Services Sibbath at 11 a m and 7 p m Sun replied tho young man- Outraged Drazen rule and Iron elicit Afterwards our frlcaJUii I was sitting behind two young ladles waned day school at ojo a in W W Foiter pastor All night Ions the printer stands Thats a liberal arrangement Oh you give mo somethln living as we did In tho same outly ¬ Tramri Cant whoa tho conductor camo up to collect but Old Joker has marked his goods so low Dy his case with busy binds fares Ono of them handed him a six- ¬ ing suburb was bound to see a good what scraps I would have avoided had I to cat maam Over twelvn yeas experience Like a clock with ceaseless tlokj Write That everything Is bound logo only had a friend to go over these pence telling him to take them tq Pic deal of him and hear more Kind Woman Yes hero Is a pleao Cllckety cllck cllckety cllck for Information WdbtiOIICtllr American and Foreign Low Cash Sales and Profits Small Patents Caveats and all business idling At parties of all kinds ho vvai partic- ¬ things with me Now as to cooking of homemade mlnco pie cadilly circus which was twopenco ClickelycUck clickotycllek will she be ablo to do It as well as ypur Insures the patronage of all Tramp I asked for food madam No said the other lady to her ularly prominent and nn such occaunder the patent laws promptly and care- ¬ BAPTIST CHURCH Ilurrr printer quick be qutckl fully prosecuted not work Truth friend handing tho man n shilling I sions being In his most good nilured mother Thought Is rapid lightning too Preaching etery Arsl and third Sundsy morning Wo wont quarrel over that 1vo Rejected cases accorded special attention Doth are watting now on you No hu ¬ owo you sixpenco you give me four mood was most to be drcidod and evening by Rev Wyndes Prayer meeting Her Preference Wednesday evening Sunday school every SunYou must put the news In form Upon receipt of model or sketch of in man betng could have worked harder llvod In a boarding houso for the last penco and Ill pay for tho two day morning at 9 I J People want It fresh and warm Aunt Alice Hero is a cako full of ountion I advise as to patentability with The conductor took tho Bhtlltng for tho enjoyment of others or have ten years Jturry printer quick be quick vet charge Mention this paper Ah hah My young friends your plums and raisins nnd currants and Cllckety cllck cllckety cllck punched two twoponny tickets and producpJ mora unlversalJlvrotchedness M K CHURCH SOUTH One Christmas afternoon casing up- ¬ Cup of happiness is full to over- ¬ citron Now which part of It do you then stood trying to think it out Preaching every first and fourth I ords day I like the best Mabel Ilcie Is news from oer the aea on a friend I morning and evening by T C Peters Prayer I made KngUsd Itussla IUIjs Thats right said tho lady whd fifteen- - tildorlyfound 3ini fourtean or flowing cooking a remark about my Mabel Tho part that Is put on my mealing Thursday evening Sunday school every I ladles aad gentlomeu mothers tho first week and hndTcpoltcn last It a wondrous race has run give rayfrtendfourSunday morning at 9 00 oclock trotting solemnly round ntrowof i hsfrs well Just about that tliuoray hair be plate Harpers Young People Far outstripping wind and sua pence the conductor did so Now Now O prtnterl ply thy skill CUMBRHtANI PRESRVTERIAN CHURCH THE GREAT Her Itullne lasalon you glvo that fourpenco to me the in the center of tho drawing room gan to come out Now where are you Quick be qulckl work with a wlU going to IIvo Preaching every Sabbath at 11 a m and 730 nusband listening I think thero friend handed it to her and you Send It forth for men to read Going to keep houso alone right Is a burglar In tho house p m by W A Provtne Pastor Prayer meeting THROUGH TRUNK LINE Sooa tho news Is old and dead sho concluded to tho conductor give every Friday night at 710 oclock away after the wedding responded Ky Mercy mc Is my Wife excitedly mo elghtpence Then we bliall be all Heres a murder awful deed between the cities of the young man nightcap on straight Answers riglit Makenow printer swiftest speed rRIIBYTEHIAN CHURCH Great heavens Married and to IIvo News thats dyed with human blood The conductor doled out to her the Sunday school every Sunday morning at Olj Good riece to Know without a mother-in-laTransacts a General Bankinp Business Cincinnati Lexington Louisville Should be swept forth like a tlool Young man Pleaching every third Sunday afternoon at 4 elghtpence tho sixpence ho had taken He Do you play Gottschalks Last Let your nlmblo linger ay Evansvillc St Louis you have struck It rich Young people Special attention given to collections rclock from tho first lady with a penuy and Eager hands aro standing by Hopo you havo my blesslngl It Just carries me away And the cities of Eyes with wide and frighienod sMre two hapennies out of his own bag She Yes Ill play it for you Thank you murmured the couple Doatyousee thorn naltln thero distrustfully and rotlrcd muttering Nashville Memphis Montgomery And tho puffy bald headed man Brooklyn Llfo fcrtge Directory something about his duties not includ ¬ Heres a marriage heros a death Mobile and New Orleans moved off feeling happy in the con- ¬ AU tho world Is out ot breath ing thoso of a lightning calculator The Istcat Creation sciousness that he had smoothed tho A B W TURNER LODGE No S F I Waiting what you have to giro Now Fred what was tho last thing Now said the elder lady to the and Y A M Slateda meetings tne oral 10 D way for at least ono happy marriage Hurry printer let It live God created aturdat in each month at 7 younger I owe you a shilling Give it wings and let It go illih Patent Metal Finger Hoard A Philadelphia North American ST m Transient brclhrencordlallv Invited AND SPEED UNRIVALED Life Tho Haskins baby I deemed tho Incident closed wlen Ue It Joy or be It woe IT IKADSTIIK WO 11111 llrdlae J AS R KAMI W M to attend Wedding chime or funeral toll Suddenly a florid gentleman on the pp- HE HAD ENOUGH TONE LIKE A HARPI Cms CowtlL Secretary v H Thro your hands It all must rolL IlHUATOKIAf ITKU poslto seat called out In stentorian THEO MFRW CO COLrMBrSO The Captain Administered DiaclpllneiJuit SHORTEST AND QUICKEST ROUTE ST IIERNARD LODGE No 140 f tones Candle smoking low the wick O O r Meets everyTuesdaynigni W R Pratt sole agent Madisonvllle Ky Salted to tho Offense From St Louis Evansvillc Cllckety cllck clickety click nil Conductor youve cheated tliejio at y 10 p in visiting brethren cor Write for prices on Mutlcal Instruments Varied nnd characteristic wero the dliliv invlied In sttend Sad or Joyful veil or sick ladies outof fourpence 1 and Henderson to the methods of discipline of Capt F NG J W TWYMAN tho Cllckety cllck cllckety cllck Oos cheated 00 out o fourpence C II IIuht Secretarv master of ono ot tho most successful Morn Is on lis way be qulckl replied tho indignant conductor from Cllckety cllck cllckety cllck w halo ships that ever sailed from a SOUTHEAST AND SOUTH VICTORIA LODGE No U KNIGHTS OF George W Crofts In Inter Oiean the top of the steps it was a two New England port An old sailor says PYTHIAS meets every Monday night in the penny fare Masonic building All members of the order are that when he wan what might bo cordially Invlied to attend THROUEH COACHES H- ue would swoop down crov ou Two tuppences dont make eight- termed a greeny ho shipped with Cms Cowill C C HE KNOWS IT ALL I pence retorted the Horltr gentleman J while Popplcton played the piano Ev Capt F for a voyage to tho Arctic TiosD Hueis K of R and s To buy build and Improve your home at From above cities to Nashville How much did you give tho ery now and then Poppleton would ocean hotly After some months of cruising an average Interest rate of only iA per and Chattanooga makHOPKINS LODGE No 61 A O U W meets cent Allow twelve years time in which to Tbo Man Who Would Manaffo follow ho asked addressing the first suddenly cease and every one would tho salt grub ran short and tho every Thuraday evening at yw oclock p in of the young ladles repay loans by small monthly installments ing direct conVisiting brethren cordially invited to attend drop wearily Into the nearest chair crew were forced to cat the chickens Other Pooploa Business 1 M McCoao W M Pay investors big returns with absolute seI gave him sixpence1 replied tho evidently glad of a rest all but one and roosters which were aboard the nection llswj Mtias Recorder curity Por full particulars and terms ap lady examining her purse and then creep quietly ship The narrator says T HAS been told I gave you fourpence you know sho who would thereuponenvying looks of D WITH PULLMAN PALACE CARS pply to W VINSON Agent I didnt object to this kind of food away followed by tho me by those tn added addressing her companion Ky Barlington For Atlanta Savannah Macon those Joft behind I stood by tho door but there was grumbling among the Official Directory a position to chimed watching weird scene Presently men when we wero served day Jacksonville and Points know and I in aThats a dear two penoth 1lie aeat an escapedtheplayer camo towards me day with fowL I heard oil the after Mrs Jones Nine cents s a big price common looking man on talk T H lYlERRIWEATHER ¬ can easily be behind IN FLORIDA State and I Inquired of hint what tho ccro and was simple enough to think it for that fish The fish dealer must be lieve It that smart to crow lustily whenever tho getting rich Oh thats TONSORIAL ARUST Governor John Yonng Brown re ¬ supposed U signify at nineteen turned the otherimpossible I dear yon many wasoak mo heonswercd v Ueulenanl Gevernor Mitchell C Alford Connections arc made at Guthrie because owed Bridget Yes mum all his profits grump ¬ steward wns carrying In fowl to tho Dont Secretary of State John W Headier North Side of Drug Store months of age sixpenco to begin with captains table So delighted was I are net profits Texas Sittings ily some of PoppletoVs tomfoolury Assistant Secretary of Stale Kdward O Leigh and Nashville for all points Ralhoad St EARUNBTON KY ho wept because Private Secretary to Governor Arch I llrown 1 did persisted the first lady Then ho added savagely Weve got with my efforts that I grew bold and But Attorney General W J Hendrlck his grandmoth Dlere Force of Habit one day I as You gave mo a shilling play forfeits after thljv If you want a first class Shavr Shampoo North East South and West Auditor L C Norman er would not al conductor who had returned said tho toTho servant was still waiting u fa close to tho captain as I dared Just Judge Cowing You are charged with H SHale Treasurer Then pointing In Pullman Palace Cars Ed Por or Hair Cut this Is tho place low him to feed Superintendent ot public Inslructlon an accusing forefinger at tho elder of vorablo opportunity to announce me I got out of the way After mess some- ¬ having knocked your wio down with Children hair cutting a specialty let Thompson a tho ladies Do you Register Land Office Green 11 Swango I gave her a shilling not to and got body came and told me that the cap- ¬ a club and then Idcked her Henry F Duncan spoon and that know of any mitigating circumstance Insurance Commissioner tain wanted to seo me aft rway unporcclved The elder lady nodded W T Havens Deputy Commissioner at turco ami 11 Well yes your honor You seo Well Joe said the captain I hear Seeking homes on the line of this And I glvo you s xpenco and two Adjutant General AJ Gross Alter a uUiGfwtory dinner b would half he was fished In an exhausted conF D Rtrhardson Assistant AdiutanlGeneral thats the way I always do when any ¬ suggcKt au Impromptu dance and wont you are quite a crower low rates dition out of tho water butt whither pennies didnt I road will receive special Supt Arsenal Capt David OConncil Texas Sittings I was embarrassed but as the cap-¬ body annoys me -- W II Cardyou to roll up mats or help him tnoo Tho lady admitted it u UfiVBJ aiaio inipcciot wi ruvm Sec agents of this company for he had climbed for the purpose of nor pointing towards tho piano to Uk-- other end of tho room tain looked pleasant I didnt knowany 1 An I glvo er Jet There Commissioner of Agrlculture Nlch McDowell teaching a frog how ta swim Ho know cniugi round games to thing better to do than to smile and fourpence didnt or write to rates routes Dont be too slow la lore affairs Court of Appeals Chief Justice Caswell lien Two years later ho jjot UU left eyo tho jounger lady II lUfelrlgg unirice 1 Such methods are uawlse have started a small purgatory Just say nothing neti Judges W S Prvor J II Clerk CourtJ Ap- permanently Injured showing tho cat Lewll Reporter E W Hines Some fellow with more diligence C P Atmork G p TA Whiilfl gave you you know fear ns you were in tho middle of an Inter do I should like to hear what you can A Ausms Licpuiy vium h1 how to carry kittens without hurting May carry off your prlio Get up there said the captain Reals L Green Wood Longmoor Irflgei O e Louisville Kentucky esting dUcusion or a delightful To be a winner brave and strong them and about the same period was remariceu tne younger lauy W S U Hill A Robertson Tlrstalf with a pretty worauU ho would pointing to a spar In lifes tempestuous whirl Blow me it it aint me osos been Superior Court Presiding juute Jos W KMI dangerously stung by 0 bee whllo con I did not oboy nt once The captain Embrace your opportunities with Judges W II Yostlr Jos Xlarbour J II urcni I saHPBnBUsGaAaaalAAtfKrVHBHHH veying It from a flower where as it cheated out of tho fourpence cried swoop duwn upon you gain to play lit- picked up a ropes end that seemed to be Day Likewise cmbraco your girl Librarian Mrs Mary llrown Cotoj along wum il T lii itJ jyi jji seemed to him it was only wasting Its the conductor Kansas city Journal Public Printer and Ulnder K Polk Johnson an draggnjyou handy and I climbed up on the spar said tho florid gentleman erary consequences j norwuuu Inspector or Mines But time to ono more rich In hdneymak Now crow said the captain An agTtabIo Laxative nnd NEIIVE TONIC Mailman rainniisslon Chsirman C C Mc to tho tablo und putt11 a pleoj of pa Taking a II road View the other lady gavo you sixpence in properties Sold by DniBKlel s or seut by mail SSc 6O0 Chord Secretary D C Hardin Cbas II Poynls I couldnt replied the per uml a pencil before you would tell captain took make a sound but the and 100 per package Samples free Which I gavo to or llrey vooson Ills desire was always to help others a step nearer and I for No Johnny I cant buy any candy you to write a description of your fa County you Its bad for tho teeth HAVE tTsft WTrt TbernroritoieOtarOTIIS Ue would spend wholo mornings ex conductor ugain pointing tho finger of crowed JtSlWforthoTcctnandlJreaUiSic Pratt Af rlpntt rourt C i heroine After somo moments of profound plaining to elderly hens how to hatch accusation at tho elder lady you can vorltoyou did It In Action and would seo Keep It up till I give you tho word Commonwealths Attorney John T Grayol by St Bernard Drug Store For sale Mamma what would the thought got a that search my bag if yer like I eggs and glvo up an afternoons black Circuit Court Clerk John Christy Ho never pparvd himself It nasal- - to quit ludga of County Couri J F Dempsey every dentists berrying In order to sit at home and bloom In sixpence on me I began and crowed for ten minutes was run do for allvln If Chicago famly Vaddlll Uvoys bo jvbo would volunteer to escort TV J llko ours Is Trib ¬ By this time overybody hadforgot- crack nuts for his pet squirrel Ilefore w 11 then I got out ot wind my throat was une ountrCleik tliq ladies to the station and who Sherifi K C Tapp he was soven he would arguo with his ten what they had done outUicontra dry and I paused -- rianUI llrown IcuvQ them until ho had OMalasl or Protectica Hot or eminent- mother upon the management of chil- ¬ dieted themselves and one another would never deueroslty Personified I didnt tell you to stop said the Superintendent of Schools J J Glenn safely Into tho Coroner L D II Kodgers DO Bagley Bent Is a very generous marl WORK dren and reprove his father fon the way The florid man took It upon himself to seen themwho would pluy wrpng train captain wild bjubt TOTJBOIS Be Itvas ho OUTTSS he was bringing him up put everybody right with the result Brace In what respect I cant do it any longer salt I I Invontlvo Aa Dulldlng Curtail Dlstrlct L F Ilalley E C Almon Piccadilly circus was With the children en frighten thura As a child nothing afforded him great- ¬ that before Bagley Ho never passes a beggar Crowt thundered the captain Stodghlll T K Card Into lit thut wottJ last all night WASHINQTON D C Court House Dlstrict--¬ er delight than minding other chil- ¬ reached three passengers bad threat And then with tho captains eye that ho doesnt borrow a dime from me tQ far us litoulion went io was the t wt j Hanson uisitici J vv oimon j dren or them less lie would take this ened to report the conductor fpr unbe- ¬ kindest mat allva Ho nev r 1ujI fixed on me 1 kept up my cockle doodle to giro to him Brooklyn Life aj We do not tear up and Nebo Olsirict 11 r -- roijcr Lnvell harassing duty upon himself entirely coming language the conductor had poor slelt J R Frank- Char eslon District J C I without tnliug with doolng for another ten minutes The Same Uoy of his own accord and without hopo of called a policeman and taken the names him In hisporsoai some Thatll do Get down cat away your clothes little Dlsltlct John Fitislraons E C Kirk Dallon Proud Papa playfully Whose lit- ¬ reward or gratitude It was Immate ¬ and addresses ot the twq ladies Intend ¬ calculated la disagree with them and I got down Ml tle boy ore you rial to him whether the other children ing to Euo them for tho fourpence mako them wtinp lie nr angiil vacht J 11 uanaou Have you had crowing enough Ashbysburguistrici with strong chemicals P Uourland Jas Priest Llttlo Johnny seriously Im your Kitchen Distric- twhich they wanted to pay but which log were older than himself or younger Yes sir II Foi Salmon oas for bal saUo seni oly St Charles Dislrlct R ofcnri little boy but I has been washed stronger or weaker whenever and the llorld man would not allow them to at his own expense und scorned to re So have I Go foruurd but use pure water and TTurrrmaasnta wherever ho found them ho set to work do tho younger lady had become con- gard their nubs queut ngonijs ns InI went f 01 ward and you may be suro Good NcwSj to mind them Ouco during a school vinced that the elder lady had meant gratitude I did no more crowing that voyage good machinery Didnt Work treat piteous cries were heard coming to cheat her and the elder lady was In Caller Whats all that howling up lie love I to manage a wadding Onco Youths Companion part of tho wood and tears from a distant stairs he planned matters so that the bride upon search being made he was dis- ¬ Tho florid gentleman and myself con ¬ arrived nt the ntar threo quurters of rmii Mrs Boardem That faith cure dot liuonledge of the World sta- ¬ covered prone upon the ground with a tinued tn the bus to Charing Crpss CUBES K0TH1HG BUT PljLEg tor has the toothache N Y Weekly an hour boforo the groom which led to Mrs Do btyle I wish you wouldnt cousin of his a boy twice his own tion At the booking office window It unplensuntness upon a day that should The West Ahead a Usual play with thoso strauge little girls I weight sitting upon him and steadily transpired that we wero bound for he have bot n GUM only with Joy A Rrrt CURTAIN CUFiE MAKER Maflisonville Steam Laundry whacking him slaving rescued him samo suburb and we Journeye1 down once ho forgot tho cl orgy man Hutand dont know who or what they are and Eastern Girl Wo have tho cradle Upownfor ICiiDra as ItoCEST ho together Ho talked about the four was always ready to admit whun ho their mothers may havo the impudence that my grandfather was rocked in the teacher said rrteoY Jllulfllk 10 ST WU to call on me next tU4UL o Western Girl We have the boots that Why didnt you keep with the little pence all the way medo n mistake Small Daughtor Oh no their moth ¬ my grandfather dled In Life hoys At my gate wo shook hands and fie What were you doing along is the place for dirty Also makes- At funerals also he was to the fore was good enough to express de¬ pointing out to tho grief stricken rela ers will never bother us Thoy lire in with him A Cinch Please sir he answered I was light at tho discovery that we were tives how much better It was for all better houses than wo do Good News Hotel Monagcr You dont stir from clothes to get white minding him near neighbors What attracted him concern i d that the corpss was dead this hotel until you havo paid up Ho would have minded Noah if he to myself I failed to understand for he aud expressing a pious hopo that they M Qney LessJust put that in writ The Sweet Thing promptly and neatly AU repatring timsrjsv had got bold of him had bored ma considerably aad I had would soon Join it Ethel somewhat passe Oh dearl I ing and Ill stay hero tor the remain ¬ dona at lie was a good natured lad and at to tho best ot my ability snubbed him A young der of my days Truth Tho chlcfest tVlight of his life hoivt had such fun at tho fair jyV Phitcmbtt school he was always willing for a ever was to ba mixed up in other peo girl always does at fcuch things you Subsequently I An Outward aud VUlUle Utgu Ui whole class to copy from his slate the peculiarity of hislearned that t was PHOPR in- ¬ to be charmed with ple s doinestle quarrels No tlomestla know ROBINSONS NEW BLOCK rerdita Has young Dr Pellet just deed ho would urge them to do bo anyone who did not openly insult him quarrel for miles around was complete Maud Yes you always said you en started tn practice Manager He meant it kindly but Inasmuch as Three days afterward he burst Into without him Ho generally came in as joyed tho centenuial didnt you dwrtf KV MADISONVILLE renclopo oust ubout there goes fy Bee IIJRUNAGANVIcePreianlOen O W VVADMM Cashier L TfnFrrSOK I I 1 MydcariJJr 3opkins ¬ 1 - ¬ ¬ EL HAYES pss DDS r aoHnb - mmm twcnty-Dve-ceu- AGENTS WANTED -- s W HOFFMAN ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ T BNTIS r D ¬ Thos Walker jasfins xe fclk J ¬ PATENTS I R LITTELL SfoOes Fat lt wvVvVtW ll ¬ ¬ WtaHhintKtoni D C 1 ¬ ¬ ¬ Earlington Ky JOHN BMORTON BANKER Maijsonvum LcN RAILROAD 1 T mUMPH WAthout nt GUITAR Ci iemse Wfc J - We Loan Moneu ¬ ¬ ¬ fcSf ¬ -- JpBS noTJ S3 1 EMIERANTS her with wmM ¬ - c ¬ a mEa tete-a-tet- ¬ YOU WE ¬ 1 1 AV THE CLOTHES aa PATENTS DTJBOIS THE 11 nu TABLER 1 BUCKEYE PILE Pcet 1 ¬ C 1W -- Keegan tSHOE ¬ r Mr ilint H nirsTMFfT fjijjMAntiiijs THE rn pilcs ahness and saddlery r Hotel jjspjvrjssivs Lucile pouter 5aimt PCy ¬ Rational Capital From Our Regular Correspondent Washington Dec BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY Incorporated The first regular session of the Second d itered the Pottoffice it Earllniton t Fifty third Congress has com- ¬ lll miller menced and as it was already SUBSCRIPTION RATES both in organized regularly One Yearttrlcllj In advance I Sli Month 11 9 1893 IU fe H M M It branches at the extra session it will be very expeditious in getting Although spe Fmeopie milled free on illeilton the down to actual work wanted In all parts of Csrreipondenti no general legislation was passed jonntv Addrest us for psrtlculars at the extraordinary session the RATES OF ADVERTISING committees were all formed and one squsre Brst Insertion Pith subsequent Insertionfor lon period eon during the recess much work was Display advertisements trieted for t pecll rates accomplished so that the lawin- s nt per line makers are not compelled to nol Obltnirr will be ebiried mutt advertisements t recular rates twill dulge in the usual long wait that iskTthe Eitra position tJhnoSrywhenrlanfed for by special eon characterizes the meeting of ConA tdrast H commtinlettlom to gress THE BEE Earlington Ky On all sides it is conceded that the most important work of the THURSDAY DECEMBER n i8jj Fifty third Congress will relate to tariff laws The favorite hand is the revision of the runvra Committee on Ways and Means Queens high has been hard at work since the In the French Chamber of Dep closing of the special session and ers will one and all deny any responsibility uties on Saturday last an anar the Wilson tariff bill is about ready for the loss of over tree million dollars in Press Pafagrajafys It chist threw a bomb from the gal for presentation to the House wages as the clipping from an exchange Statisr1f3UfcMhe great would Indicate It explored in mid air in has been urged that the sooner lery ECHOES FROM TOOMBS strike 01 the English cbal miners which Hiring nearly a hundred people Congress takes decided action on Here it is winter with all of its ended few days ago show that during Had it struck the floor of the house the tariff measure the better it will mud and no plank walks Will the G a weeks ot the sttikc the normal outbefore exploding the loss of life be for the country as uncertainty this state of affairs go on forcyer put ot 63000000 tons dropped to 39000 The in this respect tends to disarrange would have been terrible Murray Ledger Ordinarily 11000000 tons are ex 000 bomb thrower has been arrested and cause turmoil in the business Certainly not In due time ported and 49000000 tons arc consumed Undoubtedly this argu spring will succeed winter and no and in the period mentioned during the and has confessed world strike only 8750000 tons were exported ment will influence Congress to be doubt next summers sun will con- ana 27250000 Editor Meacham of the Hop unusually speedy The country vert the mud into dust These The estimated tons consumedovners iron loss to mine kinsville Kentuckian in his usual will not look with favor upon un- facts will doubtless increase the masters railways etc was 13255 615 Stange way says t pounds sterling Consumers paid in in reasonable attempts to delay ac- mud died editors hopcE things sometimes happen in policreased prices 1767000 pounds sterling In addition to the tariff tion Here we have a President tics The singing of Dr Rcinhart at Miners ironworkers and othor artisans question the Fifty third Congress sterling pounds The total lost elected by Democrats trying to called upon the meeting at the Methodist loss x82oSoooat will undoubtedly be is placed 33551215 pounds The seat a negro woman on a throne is worth going milcsto hear church to pass other financial measures workers rendered Idle numbered 1003250 Such singing is rarely Heard from which she was removed by which meant 3511 125 persons in a desti and the prospect is that it will re- Muhlenberger negro loving Republicans and the tute condition main in session until early next Of course a man who can chant entire outfit of Republicans from can be be plainly seen that the South summer hymns in a manner worth going It Harrison down are raising cain message has miles to hear must have a voice is not going to sit idly by and see her The Presidents because there is a likelihood th principle protections slaughtered by the topic of of sing ular sweetness socalled Wilson tarriff bill if the plea made the colored monarchy may be re- been the most fruitful Opinions by Mr Bush of Alabama is listened to established Most marvelous thing discussion this week widely The Local offers Col Jordan Taking the case of Alabama Mr Bush about it all is that a Kentucky upon its merits of course stated that the development of the mineral Democrat is the agent selected to differ It is said Mr Cleveland Files the best lot in Uniontown if wealth of that state begun in 1876 had recarry out the Presidents queer wrote most of the message with he will build his residence there sulted in an increase of assessed values He does more and Henderson Journal his own pen ideas of colored royalty from 60000000 to 260000000 New It looks like dispute the strin- ¬ railroads have been built and Industrial more of his own writing every day Tales The reigning Executive seldom gent laws to the contrary that our enterprises established representing 100 TiiEDecembemumberof from Town Topics presents with uses a stenographer though there neighbor is going to dabble in lot- 000000 and furnishing employment to more than 50000 laborers its usual farrago of miscellaneous are arc several good shorthand tery novel by writers at the White House reading a complete He that from We find said Mr Bush Charles Stokes Wayne entitled uses a pad and pen and he wrote An Atlanta inventor claims to camparatively nothing a few years ago our It is a tale of the message in piecemeal taking have revolutionized the manufact- ¬ product of iron has risen to 100000 tons Anthony Kent love that is both bad and pure and up the different subjects one by ure of wheels by means of an ex- per annum and coal 2000000 per annum These changes have taken place under the its scenes are laid in Venice Monte one and fitting the pieces into the pansion hub which will do away with the resetting of tires New prevailing policy of the Government The Carlo Paris and New York An- mosaic He is a remarkably Haven Echo rate ot taxation has during this time been thony Kents experience in loving ready writer reduced from seven to four milts and the His hand is small Now if that felloe wants to seState Is enriched by the increased transpor a beautiful adventuress and after- and cramped but he writes rapidly cure the undying gratitude of the tation facilities following in the wake of wards meeting and losing his heart and revises little He has a good human family he has only to in- industrial development But the Alabama to the womans innocent young command and likes vent something which will do away Industries have had to borrow capital and daughter who had been deserted expressions The President takes while carrying this debt theydedare that with the wagging tongue as a baby by her unnatural mother plenty of advice fromDhis cabinet they can not stand the burden ofIncreased foreign competition under free trade is such as to hold the attention of and gets all the suggestions he By referring to the first page of Mr Bush then went on to show how the most readers and the authors can but he has his own opinions the Morganfield Sun one is im- issue the infant industries ot bright and attractive style suffices and he writes his own ideas in the pressed with the idea that the Sun of thewas betweenthe older interests of New South and to make the story admirable as a end Now The present message was is in the hands of an undertaker England and the Atlantic seaboard piece of literature Town Topics looked over by the cabiaet and a and it appears that it is a harmo- that the North and East have worked out Publishing Co 21 West 23d street fewoutside parties Cleveland and nious combination as it says their ore beds under the protective tariff United we stand divided we fall Mr Bush protests against withdrawing New York City Gresham Lamont and Bissell had Henderson Courier this protection just when tho New South the most to do in consultation but FINANCIAL FOLLY We do not like to hear the Cou- is coming in to claim its share of the proAs mineral resources the finished document was I am rier re hearse such grave charges tection for its own of the Eastern States The country has never seen a told mainly the individual work of against the demand against the Sun which has not for free coal and iron ore said Mr Bush more reckless piece of folly than the President set with us though it is frequently yon natuarally have a demand from Mich has been perpetrated in the man The message does not go to Conigan Minnesota Ohio Western Pennsyl at this office agement of the revenue measures vania Indiana Kentucky West Virginia gress in typewritten form It is now before Congress Tennessee Alabama and other mineral on in ntanuscript The Walton Observer celebrated producing States for the retention of the On a stable currency rests all usually sent prosperity All know that now long sheets of gray blue paper and Thanksgiving bv coming Out in present duty on those items a new dress as red as a spanked even if they did not last May it seldom reaches Congress in the The placing on the free list of coal and Editor Hutchison handwriting of the President One babys face iron ore would place Southern iron at a Our currency rests on the gold can well afford to make an affidavit Treasury balance The gold Treas- of the best penmen in the Uuited that his paper on that date was disadvantage of 3 per ton The injury to be serious interests Covington Com- ¬ Southern labor affected at would ury balance is being paid out for States is the assistant secretary red all over the furnacefour For every man Mr Pruden and it is he who cop- monwealth enrrent expenses men would be affected in the coal mining Pshawl that is nothing to brag and ore raising departments Labor has Aside from all questions of free ies the messages for Congress trade and protection this situation Two copies arc made one for the about Not only is our paper read been reduced to the lowest wage point by renders any reckless handling of Senate and the other for the but our compositors wear red domestic competition and any further redrive the labor from the min financial questions hazardous House and at the same time that dresses the editor claims to be a duction must farms wh ere the people these are read by the clerk printed read y man sudscribcrs crack eral fuel to the Vet at this time with a deficit of are already suffering from over production copies are laid on the desks of the 30000000 already a bill which Senators and Representatives down a dollar for the paper read- ot cotton ily and even our printers head is will add 74000000 to this deficit this year is launched and no prop- some of whom take the printed red so we may be considered havfeocomotiOe Blasts osition made and no plan an- messages home and read at their ing gotten them leisure nounced to add to the revenue Engineer Foss Bowers who ii now on Copies of the message are given Greater temerity never was D division has lately taken unto theW Dour in Mines shown by men managing the affairs to the newspaper correspondents himself a wife and they are sent out by the press of a great nation N For a few days last week the L About 16 cars of coke are now being On Treasury solvency visible association to all the papers in the shipped from here every other day The Co used a portion of their late acquired solvency rests all business The country If an advance copy could coke trade at this point seems to be grad- property the C O S V R R revenue is known to be too small be secured it would bring a hun- ually increasing Law Agent Edgar Bramwell was called for safety It grows smaller under dred dollars for every crabbed Weigher James Fegan Is happy since to Dixon last week to attend court in business depression The deficit stroke in the signature of its close that bran no at telephone was put in several Important suits thcrependTng Supt Dickson and bis assistants spent rises every month More revenue President messages always affect his office at No 9 market and once each Enconraging words often tend to lead sometime at East St Louis last week ad ¬ the stock is critically needed In this situajusting trouble with switchmen at that tion a bill is announced It will year the President puts forth a pa- into serious difficulties and those young point men who stand by while trouble seems to heavily reduce future revenues if per which makes and unmakes exist among General Manager Metcalfe was over a This was never more help urge the their companions and only passed On the instant by mere fortunes disturbance on are setting a portion of the system hecontrolsIastweek publication it reduces current rev- so than it is to day and there are bad example to the rising generation The Henderson and St Louis divisions enues by diminishing imports All numbers of New York brokers who Henry Cazort who was killed by were honored with a call from him Mr is thrown into confusion Even would pay well for advance infor- a train at Barnsley last Saturdy evening It is said that the boys are almost unan was lately in tne employ of the St Ber imous In the opinion that double headers the Secretary of the Treasury can- mation not make his report the only deThings are sprucing up in a so- nard Coal Co here and was regarded as a wera not exactly the thing for cold weather when they bad to ride out all the time partment required by the Constitu- cial way at the Capital After faithful employee while at work B Atkinson of the St Bernard Mr tion In this dilemma no new the Thanksgiving calm the stir Mr Shooing who for a time some years Coal Co has lately returned from the East ago was a passenger conductor on the Hen revenue bill is proposed No usually evident upon the meeting and reports a stagnation of on the business in means for raising more money is of Congress is felt right through eastern states much of which is due the derson division Is now trainmaster to C O SW announced The country busi- ¬ the social structure All the signs the uncertanity of tariff legislation and he It Is said that Charlie Wood who a few ness finance trade are all left in of the approach of the regular predicts that there is rocky times ahead years ago ran a passenger train between for the laborer before winter ends utter ignorance as to the next season can be seen Social Evansville and Nashville now has a fine step cards are fluttering round in great The many friends of Mr John Hogan aaloon in Nashville Yet every plain man must see numbers and pretty soon Vanity formerly with the Empire Coal Co wel Mr Frank Harris has lately received the that this was a time for preparing Fair will be admiring the gay but- come him back to Hecla again where he appointment as agent at Lebanon Ky comes to accept a position offered bim by and presenting carefully method- terflies whose gowns are now prob the Hecla Coal Co John is a good busl He was once trainmaster on this division ically without haste and without ably giving them more concern ness boy and wo wish him a prosperous but of ate has been a dispatcher on the Knoxville branch future delay a complete comprehensive than the condition of the country The freight receipts at this point during plan so as to increase the revenues and its probable effect upon the A gentleman here made the remark a few the month of October snowed a big in days ago that if coal was put on the free in one direction it they were to be Washington socio political season list the business at this point crease over the same month last year would not decreased in another People are everywhere discussing be affected Such a severe blow to the coal While this is true at this point there seems Yet no one is surprised Every the prospects of a gay season and Industry of the United a big falling off at most other Slates Is bound to to have been N system one takes this folly as a matter of the general impression befelt more or less every where Vou raleit places on the L seems to be course It is the usual Democratic that while it is not likely to be in- as well say the loss of a finger would in no Engineer Freeman they say was very way injure a man and business Is almost much affected when ho examined hU en fashion of managing national af ordinately fast or furious in pace if not quite as sensitive as the human sys ¬ gine last Saturday night and fouud human fairs Philadelphia Press for the great mass it will be just tem Ho via in charge of blood oa tha pilot oo J JO ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ about the same as ever There is Governor McKinlev objected to a big the engine that pulled the train supposed not likely to be any lack of official demonstration In Iionor of his election on to have killed Henry Cajort the ground that the money a jolificatton We believe that a company should and for there never would entertainments cost might bo better expended In re was on the part of new leaders lievidg tho distress of the needy The Re does hare power when looked at from the side of justice to own business such a determination to do all and publlcani of Mount Vernon O acted upon In the manner theyrun their without Inter see fit this suggestion and celebrated their vic has ordained more than custom ference or dictation from their employes tory In a u ay that will The unexpected has happened by certain recipients neer be forgotten and when the time comes that such power of their kindness Mr J J Van Alen of Newport There was a parade of laj wagons loaded Is taken away from them anarchy will and London whose nomination to with coal On top of each load there was reign supreme The parties at Blackford who a short be ambassador to Italy caused a barrel of flour At the roncluslon of the widespread comment and criticism parade the contents of each wagon were time ago sought to intimidate some colored brakemen put to work by the Ohio Valley and met with considerable opposi- delivered at the home of some poor family Company have no donbt since regretted of the town tion in the benate will not reprevery much their hasty action as the courts Even sent this government in Rome after miners with an off day now and then our have had them in hand and it was only hero hae every reason to eel through the kindness of the Judge and Jury all His failure to qualify has been thankful of the steady work they have to the occasion of some remark but do On every hand comes the news that that they escaped a heavy penalty Beyond doubt a great many men seek the fact of his declination of the thousands of laborers miners and others throughout the country are almost on the relief or protection by joining labor organi high post of honor was a State De zations with an honest purpose In their partment secret known onlyinad J verge of starvation and we need not go out hearts opposed toany move that would of our own state to find such cases as uel ministration circles until yester- understand upon good authority that manv look lke lalnB a companys business in day when a manly letter to the miners in Kentucky now only run on very their own hands or in any way using ambassador elect to thcPresident short time One of the leading mines so force Yet it is often the case that led report sajs bae lately only operated their by unscrupulous leaders who seek only tor was given out for publication filthy lucre regardless of the violation of mines two days in that number of weeks Senator Morgan is whetting an the rights of others they are led into Now that the great strike of the English deep trouble as was the case in the recent ugly looking knife on the Wilson mines Is over some one should be selected bill and there arc excellent reasons as a scape goat upon which the blame of strike on the Leigh Valley railroad when In for suspecting that he intends to sa disastrous a strike could be laid upon said company refused to discriminate faor of any one class of labor by recoguse it but we venture the assertion that the lead nizing organizations The filobe Demo ¬ ¬ - Knowledge is the treasure but judgment the treasurer of a wise man A good many people know the value of a dollar who do not real ize the value of a hundred cent Shallow men are generally de spised but you have less to dread from a shallow man than from a deep one The Advertising rrira n rvo Ji Goto Belt Rote 1 St Louis Southwestern Railway TO paipiie k v ROUTE TEXAS THE FAVORITE LINE TO ARKANSAS AN TIIKOMY tINK wirn CHICAGO AND ALL POINTS IN THE Of Hoods Sarsaparilla is ahvavs within the bounds of reason becauss it is true it always appeals to the sober common sense of thinking people because it is true and it is always fully substantiated by endorse ments which in the financial world would be accepted without a moments hesita tion ¬ Through Car Service FROM North lo and Northwest 7 I 4 IJemphis NO CIIANOK j exas Wac Remember llil line has nn elrnanl train tally brtwrvn Nashville and CIiIcm Iv Of CARS TO Hoods fills cure fiver ills constipation bilousness jaundice sick headache indigestion ¬ Ft Worth Nasbsllle I A N livansvllle It VT II Twte Haute C K I Ar Chicane 4J t S m m yi a m IS a m ¬ Be content with such things as you have Some people have bet ter things others have worse You perhaps cannot have the better and have no desire for the worse then be contented with what you You may have had better crat has something to say on that subject have which is worth readingThe Leigh Val things in the past you may have ley strike was brought to a close by an am worse in the future be thankful icable agreement between the railroad com- for If the present and be content pany and the labor organizations So far your lot is a hard one you may imas the terms of the treaty of peacoare con cerned the victory appears to be entirely prove it but not by fretting or reone sided That is to say the strikers se pining Just here to day learn the cure nothing in tho way ot concession jand lesson of contentment and wait on the issue upon which the strike was inaug God for brighter days for richer urated is practically abandoned in consid The Christian fruits purer joys eralion of their reemployment by the ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ or intukmiimati toints TWO DAILY TRAINS CARRYING v M4ltmll train with lOtlM AN Thl it a A llnln ami HAY COACIIHS SlillliPHR Car it attache to tho train at Danville enabling the iasnitwi 18 get ihHr trelifMl en route mails at Nathvtlte nrllli Ihrouajt Connection tteepert from Jaektoatllle 1 IwtJa ami Mem tihtt Tenneatee ler Kalea Mars or fnilher Infotmatten call en or mldteatt A O IALMIiR S L UOGCRS RR GlA Southern IaM At Kvanmllf I nil Chattanooga Trnn tllt ETII Tlirongli Coaches and Pullman Sleepers Traversing the finest Tarmlug Crazing and W L DOUGLAS Do jcti vrtar tScm7 Timber Land and Uracliing the Most Prosperous Towns and Clilts In the 83 SHOE Men NoTttp 300 50 next la need try a pair ¬ Grkat Southwest iAiIMING LA MS Best in tho world 50D AWr 39P5Tftv JfcaT ¬ ¬ matter-of-fac- ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ company on the old terms and conditions It is character that goes into They have gained only the opportunity to An important thing rectify a seiious mistake and to resume eternity work hat they abandoned without just therefore is the formation of charcause of provocation The strike lasted acter and in that formation arc long enough to absorb all of their earnings two great helps correct princiand so to that extent they are losers They Christ examples ples and have learned by experience that it does both of these and not pay to quit service in which good furnishing Name an do 10 by purchasing W 1 DwgUs Shoes ANI ADVANTACKOlS TERMS wages are being earned and to become as the Great Teacher lie shows price ttamred on tho bottom lock for It hen yos buy YVIIOVflLA9Urocktoii Mass SolJhr idlers for the purpose of vindicating the us how to be faithful aids to our dignity and honor of labor Lessons of scholars who arc with us devel ¬ ami have ticket m ale JOHN H VICTORY All llnrs eenneet wllli CO that kind are always more or less costly via the oping this eternity bound charac- ¬ they are apt to be profitable for the but EARLINGTON KY When a man finds himself out of ter future employment with empty pockets and a 4 Sclcntiflo American family dependent upon him for support Agency for he gets some forcible views of the indusAik rout ncatrsl Tltkct Afrnt fT Map Time trial problemn that generally Suffice to re Tablr etc anil wtll Is an ot tho following tor strain him from again voluntarily placing all Information y ou may dttlre contrrnlnt a tip lathe ClNI It is an un himself in such a situation I KIDII R T G HATTIIUWS JONI S pleasant way to obtain wisdom but it is a Dltl Taw At Dltl Tata Att isassT xJ t most effective way and the Instruction Memphis Trnn Lotiktillr Ky SV lKZ CAVEATS TA does not have to be repeated TRADE MArtKS II II StTTOS W t AIMMS DESIGN PATENTS Trav lM Ai Trav Past Alt ¬ ¬ Yielding abundantly all 19200 4350 roii uses the cereals corn and cotton and cs pecially ndaplcd lo the cultivation of vaV 4 Kt small fruits and early vegetables roft BOYS CHAZIV LANDS -- Affording excellent pas turned during almost the entire sear roR tftfiJ5T and comparatively close to the treat markets Covered with almost in- TIMIIEK LANDS exhaustible forests of yellow pipe cv- press and the hard woods common to Ifyouvrint a fin DRESS SHOE mad In il tttett itjlet dont pi 6 to 8 try my 3 350 400 er Arkansas and Kaslern Texas ti Shoo They fit rual to Cuttcm maJa and look ami ON RliASONAIILK ktir at well If yon vtlih to cconomtrolnytxr footwear CAN UK IKOCURIil 400 225 3200 250 Whmm 1200 SI75 l75 S l Cotton Belt Route ¬ Sllhrl IJUEEK AND QUAINT There are about 250000 in the English language words ¬ Nathville J A LDSON Genl Supt Temi Chltanega 1 Tenn I Teiaikanj fai tat rrn vi AinuMi Pats St Tkt All ouiMo fn Information and fra Haiulhnnft writ tn I IlHOAIWAT MW VHK MLNN A LO OMwl turraa ror aecurtnir patent In Afovrtm Kirry intent taken out by ua It lroaght f by a ot charge tu the puuio node glfcu reo SaW COPYRIGHTS tcJ trr tbu ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The unclaimed funds in the English courts amount to 339262 410 One quarter of all the people born die before 6 years and one 16 I Mr A A IVilltatna Lynn Mass i iTIlL ff II tlPlll lif fl tft if t IflTlSalV aT I I II VA sTr v U UUM Larsoatrlmilatlon of any wienllno paper In tho world rilnlillr mutinied So intrlimn nun thouM boxllliiiil It Ueokiy lutl a yiwrill ailxiMmlha AtJret JlfNN A it llUUilEliUUlBrooawaAcw WfcCltr For the Good of Others ¬ I half before Iter Mr TFfltiama llcarttly En dorses J roods Sarsapartlla The fashionable cat at the naWe are tional short in London this year is Rev A Aplesscd to present this from Williams of the SUUbce blue and long haired street Christian Church Lnn Mass ¬ J Philadelphia Daily Still Sunday llvhly I ¬ To ibe in perfect proportion a a laytnan who knows wlicreof ho speaks man should weigh 28 pounds for should hcsltato to approvo an Article of Morit every foot ol his height and worth from which bo or hit family hare Japan has no fewer than 700 earthquake observing stations scat terd over the Empire With a load of 400 pounds camel can travel 12 to 14 days without water Koing forty miles a day It has been discovered that the cholera cerm is seldom fatal to a system impregnated with tobacco An inch of rain means a gallon of water spread over every two square feet or about 200 to every acre Lightning played a curious freak at Washington Ga It struck a large bush under which a hen and three chickens had sought shelter The former was instantly killed but the chickens were found alive under their mother The world judges a woman not so much by what honor she has as by what she has on er Every man owes something to himself but what he owes other people is what uotrhes wonder why Miss Primm always sings My Sweethearts the I fancy it is Man in the Moon because he cant come down and Inter Ocean deny it Inconsistency is sometimes due to levity of mind but oftener to satiety Brown University has an enrollment of 667 student and a faculty of sixty five The town of Tekoa Wash has adopted the ball andtchain remedy for tramps He who has neither friend nor enemy is without talents power or money More than 1500 tramps crossed the California line going south from Oregon in October Up to date in New York this has been the worst theatrical season for many years I ¬ ¬ ¬ I sco no reason wliyneIernymanmorothan FOR 1093 -- 84 maintain its potillon as Philadelphia a Rieatetl 1ainlly Newspaper throughout the I tilled Mate Ills medicines pet 00110x1 audi cures that thejr were railed mlrachs Ills original pre scriptions are In tho bands of K Kawhlll A fJB 1 hit ItlUCirist JIJt WAVM s who filled orr hiw of them jv annum itrcim iwuiu ML few BO YOU HOW WHO THIS IS MTI1K 4 tr Hill tlkifc 01 ft 1 1 Ls name Is a household word lllilllrrll lwu ¬ WMJdiiv ¬ been signally bcnchteJ and whosn commenda ¬ tion may servo to extend those benedts to others by Increasuistliclr confidence My wife has or unity yean been a suflercr from scvero for which sho found lltllo help Sho has tried many things that promised well but per ¬ formed llttlo 1 ast fall a friend Rare her ft bot¬ tle of Hoods Bannpartlln It seems turprls Inx what almply 0110 liotllo could and did do for her Tho attacks of licadacho decreased In number and were less violent In their luten alty whllo her ccneral health has been lm proved Her nrnwllto lias alto been better rrom our experience wltli Norvous Hoadacho ¬ ¬ a rtttRXII Ilal ll trmtt SlaSSt IlKC U IH And lit a newt It carefully srnlfied fully ckt kUKiU Tlit Hts4W uJ Urus KlkUf rrUy Iks HUM nn 31 tl6ed ably edited legibly printed and made the The aboio and all till oilier titdlclnes will to morn Intetettlng by being well illustrated sent express paid tiixm receipt of price It jour druggist cant furulnti them Cure guaraiitceU my uenulne tS STRONG or money n funded None Kend for without free name on each lockage book describing bis trratment r chronic diseases lit editorial policy being alonco fotceful fear A y UAWllILU Allegheny la leu Impattlal aggrettlve honeti and always directed to the public welfare T PRINTS ALL THE NEWS UlimiC rit 4 sn ar ttUIr rln IHMN Itatabafcvr tlMlrUfeMBS rrllttM 111 Du - 1 ea EDITOBtAUYtT IT IS PRE EMINENTUV A FAMILY PAPER Meeting all requirements at tueh by appealing directly lo tho betl tmeretttof etery member of Ibe household and by tho absence of anvlhlngof an objectionable character In either in newt literary or advertising columni L H PAGEL ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Wnnris Sarfifltiarilln no hesitation tn endorsing Contractor and Builder MaiHsonville Kentucky I havo iu merlu HOODS PlLLO are tho bolt family ealhtrU I utloaaJcffoctlTO Try a box PrlcsSJo TERMS OF THE PRESS lly mail ¬ ¬ IOST Have You Seen Anything of Certainly You pottage free in tho United States Canada and Meilco sgrGood Work Guaranteed Write for Terms I Them The ¬ Coed Teeth that are Deing Lost and ¬ Impaired by Decay Every Day Havel ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ I have just opened a dental of- ¬ fice over Dulin West Cos store in Earlington where I am prepared to do all kinds of dental V I have employed Dr work E Mintcr as my assistant who can be found constantly at his post If you have decayed teeth have them filled and made as good as If they are too badly de new caved to be properly filled have them extracted and a new set made Call on me and you will be satisfied I turn nothing but first class work out of my office one year joooi one month jo Including Sundayi one ear one month Sunday one car 0 WEEKLY 1UlIbS one tear 1 00 Draftt Checkt and other Remittance thould be made payable to the order of THE PRESS CO LlMITBO rilILArJKMIIIA IA SAN ADVERTISING MEDIUM THE IRlSS IS AMONG TIIIJ IIEST IN Till UNITED STATES VlHESS WANT ADS give the greatest reult Tho people believe In them and uo them THE PltliSS prlntt at high at 4041 want advertisements in a tingle ixueand hat re ceived 1006 antweu lo Irett Want Adt In a tingle day This thowt why Irett Waol Adt give the greatest results Hates for Classified Advertisements Prepaid Situation Wanted Half Cent a Word Help Wanted One Cent a Word Real Estate One Cent a Word Hoarding Two Centt a Word Rooms Two Centt a Word I Sundayi For Sale and Two Cts a Word Hut Opportunities f Weekdav t Ono Ccnl a Word For tmall araounlt one cent or two cent ttanipt mm Daily except Sunday ttll J ISffliirf IT TnHrTePTHaW II fl tataFrS k Mtf S5da Afftrw ft iIJ W tU cffiTW w Mkfe tzrfojyEEaLMLVktmLMisKM tOctiand SLOOpcrBoitlo One cent a dose jyhcre nit othera tail Couchn Croup Dora Throat Hoarseness Whooping Couch and Asthma For Consumption it boa Uu rival lias cured thousands and will curtn TOO If pfl niM iiUwl ir takealntlaio Roldbyjmiittrlstaoiiairuarw ante For ft Lnmo llnolr or OhestT tiso HILOHSpATAnRH iTavoyuucuuirrrHf teodtocuroyou PricctjOcta Injector frco For sale by St Uernard Coal Company ThUmnclyisirunran HFMFnV ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ republic is not founded on virtue but on the ambition of its citizens Garrett Etherton a Missouri miner recently sent out a lump of coal weighing 2150 pounds To discuss an opinion with a fool is like carrying a lantern before a blind man Men bestow compliments only on women who deserve none A ¬ ¬ Baker late Surgeon aia uvtiij u Samuel of St Marys Hospital Louisville It is Ky will office with ine hardly necessary to speak of Dr Bakers skill as a Physician and ISEa I 12tlf Surgeon as he is so well known Are you a subscriber tc sjit sty throughout Western Kentucky 5lv this paper and have bu paid SsTrl He will treat the diseases of the If TJjS your subscription lo samel fvfjj Eye Ear Nose and Throat Catarrh he can certainly you have WHY NOT J If your eyes are weak W cure you vHP If your he can make them strong hearing is bad he can cure you If you need any wounds dressed Dr he is the man to call upon Baker is an honor graduate of the Msiuqcainr If you Botiucjiurirr University of Louisville need any treatment in the dental or medical line call upon us and you will be pleased Respectfully iu ONE DOLLAR EVERY HOUR Is easily earned by any one of either let part of the couutry who Is willing to work In an Indu Irlouily at tho employment which wo furnish Tlieliborli light and pleasant and you run no risk whatever We flt ou out complete so you cun give the builnes a trial without ex o wllng lo dn n little work ue Yon cun wort 81K1n1 in 1 evening only If n4 Brc ployed and haven few spare hour nt flit hm utilize 1 hem and add to jour IneoiiJ I not Interfere pur bulnj- at all Iuiwill hilT Jnia it on the start at thu ine ch lolllr In M day out hven beginners are succeiiful from Hie first hour Any one cm run tlio business fall lou should try nothing tlte until 101 none for yourself whit Jou cun dr lit tin butineu wliMiweoirir So capital rlVcd Wctueii are grand workers lion ndayt they make as much us men They should Irv ihU 011 Inc as It I so well adapted in them Wrlto nt once niul tee lor ourclf AdJrost II 1IAIII7IT A CO Hon HMO Iorlllind Mo l1 dii n WORMS hOK 20 YEARS Chamrjerlalna 12yo and side Ointment Jotter Salt CHAS P PETERS SAMUEL J DOS WHITES CREAM A certain enro for CLronlo Soro Eyos I3AKER M D VERMIFUGE I -- QHailia irTlTVaOTBBSTP ui BTfsdQdsa Qoano a Has lod all Won Romodlos tj nnmmitos anirtamo tnw4sold MmjmmMU EVERY BOTTLE GUARANTEED uundrcijaofoascaiavalwan cured bJ wioruuoiuer iredlxsuit liud fuiioO It Is put up In 23 and CO ccn h jxe Bernard Drug St re Farlireton George S KfngsSt Charles St Hhaum SealU Hunt OW Chronlo Sortu Fever Boroe Eczoraa Itch Pralrio Scratches Soro NIpploj ond Piles lfc la cooling ami poolhlng NOHI SNM0H3 revrimviiEiiE una ar For sale at wbr V Purely an Accident Notwithstanding yunbustru wc Cljriwe HSVnWdDltfJL L Mall NlRht a N TIME TABLE Komii Kipreit Bfintvtlte Accomodation aotiTH u01 II io p in M the Rev It Heeny of Hanson filled the pulpit nt the M E Church last Sabbath at elven oclock and fully intended doing so again at 7 p m but his purpose was thwarted tlV IllA lirfatffnfrnflti 1lt mn uliLt vented the rinsing of the bell at the proper hour for services Hence the congrega tion tailed to show up We wish to state for the benefit of those interested that In the future the pulpit at this church will be occupied the first second and third Sundays in each month either by the pas tor In charge or the local ministers of the vicinity n Hrorldence and Madlionvllla Mall 810 6 13 m pm p ni Nlnlil Iiiprtu 3 15 a di BraniTllle Accomodation 5 5J p m Providence and Madlionrllle arrlrVt am HENDERSON Ateat FN jS 7j Garlingtoi tannings llucltlens Arnica Salve The best salve In the world for Cuts Hrulses Sores Salt Rheum fever Sores Tetter Chapped Hands Chilblains Corns and all Skin Eruptionsand positively cures Piles or no pay required It Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction Price 35 cents per box For sale by St Bernard Drug Store Notwltbstandingtbe stringent measures adopted by the Government to suppress conterfeiting these nefarious practices are still indulged in A bran new counterfeit made its appearance recently in tne shape ot a ttoo treasury note made by the photo process A faint copy is made by photographs and all the lines are then gone over In proper colored ink by the pen This counterfeit is of the series of 1800 check letter B Treasury number A 91418 bears the large spiked chocolate seal and is signed W S Rosencrans Register of the Treasury and J N Huston Treasurer of the United Slates Eariingtons business men must keep jheir eyes open atom this line Counterfeiters Again at Work News Notes -- Personal Paragraphs and Other Doings at Home Worthy of Special Mention Strikel Strokel Struck ¬ ¬ office Have your printing done at this N Strike Is the excitement ol Blood Purl ¬ The L the week Karls Clover Root the new her gives freshness and clearness to the Complexion and cures constipation jc 30c and iioo Sold by St Bernard drug store The little pony and the who was trying to ride him cut up many ilidoes to the amusement of the by stand ers esterday afternoon Shilohs Cure tho great Cough and Croup Cure Is for SAle by us Pocket site contains twenty five doses only ajc Children love it For sale at St Ber nard drug store During the Holidays there will probably le 4 highly enjoyable entertainment given at tbe Kink When ptans are fully devel oped the particulars will ba given Shorthand Writing thoroughly taught by mall Easy to learn a pleasant pro fession and big pay Send stamp for terms and shorthand alphabet Address Will K PaicK Trovidence Ky The weather has fluctuated like unto a cotton market the past few days Monday was as balmy as gentte spring Tuesday as cold as flugens while Wednesday was kinder betwixt and between Look out for an elegant display ol holi ¬ day goods in our next Issue by the St Bernard Coal Cg The spaco is already marked off tor the occasion on the fourth page of to days paper When on a visit to Iowa Mr K Dalton Russell County Kansas called at the laboratory of Chamberlain Co Des Moines to show them his boy whose life had been saved by Cham berlain s Cough Remedy it having cured I him of a very severe attack of croup Mr Dalton is certain that it saved his boys life and is enthusiastic in his praise for the Remedy For sale by St Bernad Drug Store Earlington Ben T Robinson Mortons Gap George King St Charles of Luray One of the saddest deaths it has ever been our tot to chronica is that of Mr Henry Coiarl ot this cltv who was killed by an I N north bound freight train at Barnsley station two miles from Rarlington on last Satur day evening nth inst between six and seven oclock Mr Cozart was a young man about twenty years of age and has lived in Earlington for a number of years Ho leaves an nged mother tvo brothers and four sisters to mourn his untimely death When the sad news came announcing his sudden death a number of our citizens at once repaired to the scene of the disaster His remains were conveyed to the residence of his mother about twelve oclock Saturday nighl and all was done that sympathetic friends could do to soothe the pangs of a grief stricken mother A large number of visitors and varm personal friends of the family were in and about the residence during the entire day Sunday Whatever may havo been the virtues of the departed youth and he was not devoid of many noble traits let them be emulated by the living placing his faults be side him within the casket as we lower It to its final resting place to await the coming day Relatives attending the funeral from a distance were Mr Will Cazort of the N road Mr Lee Cazort of Hopkins L ville Mrs Brooks of Vandersburg Web ster county Mrs Barnetl of Hanson Sta tion and also Mrs Buchanan of this city brothers and sisters of the deceased The funeral services wcro held at the residence after which the remains were interred in the Earlington cemetery The funeral was largely attended and the bereaved ones have tho sympathy of the entire community Sudden Denth of Mr Henry Coiart ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ M ¬ After Three Days Out The Men Return to Work ALL TRAINS RUNNING AS USUAL THE SITUATION ABOUT THE SAME AS BEFORE THE STRIKE WAS INAUGURATED Captain Sweeney U S A San Diego Cal says Shilohs Catarrh Remedy is the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good Price 50 cents Sold by St Bernard drug store ¬ w Drs Peters and Baker of Madisonville have an attractive advertisement in this is sue These gentlemen have fixed days for practicing their profession in our city and II you aro suffering with an aching looth or abided with ee ear or nasal diseases Hows This you should consult these gentlemen for We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward Their office is over Dulin treatment West A Co s store Mr W K Minter is for any case ot Catarrh that cannot be cured the assistant in the dental department and by Halls Catarrh Cure will wait upon all visitors with courtesy and F J CHENEY CO Props Toledo O Wo the undersigned have known gentlemanly bearing Consult advertise last 15 ears and believe meut on editorial page I Cheney for the him perfectly honorable in all business Go to Hardmans Gallery Mad- ¬ transactions and financially able to carry isonville if you want a good Photo out any obligation made by their firm or an old picture enlarged for the West Truax Wholesale Druggists ToleHolidays do Ohio Watding Kinnan Marvan We Welcome Dr P B Davis formerly Wholesale Druggists Toledo Ohio Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally proprietor of the EarlingTlicni Hack ton Hotel but now ot acting directly upon the blood and mucous Paducab has decided to return here and surfaces of the system Price 75 cents per Sold by all Druggists Testimo- ¬ lias rented the Morgan House and will bottle soon run a first class boarding house and nials free Doc sajs that Hopkins county Is hotel the garden spot of the Earth l Our little city of over two thousand people was again visited by fire last Sunday 1 be dwelling night bouse the prop erty of Dr P B Davis and occupied by Mr Pingree Shaver and family was dis covered to be on fire about 1240 oclock that night When discovered the fire had made such headway that members of the family barely escaped In their night clothes Nothing of consequence was saved from the burning building Mr Shaver losing all his household effects The origin of the fire is unknown but is supposed to be the act of an incendiary is the fire broke out in an unused part of the house The ice bouse and otherout buildings were destroyed The stable on the rear of the lot was all that was saved The saving of adjoining property and es pecially Mr W F Andersons residence is due to the united efforts of thecititenswho turned out at the first alarm 700 00 in surance on the property Mr Shaver had no insurance on his personal properly A Residence Is Burned ¬ ¬ Mr f P Blalze an extensive real estate dealer in Des Moines Iowa narrowly es caped one of the severest attacks of pneu- ¬ monia while in the Northern part of that State during a recent blizzard says the Saturday Review Mr Blalze had occa sion to drive seven miles during the storm and was so thoroughly chilled that he was unable to get warm and inside of an hour after bis return he was threatened with a severe case of pneumonia or lung fever Mr Blaize sent to the nearest drug store and got a bottle of Chamberlains Cough Remedy of which he had often heard and took a number of large doses He says the effect was wonderful and In a short time he was breathing quite easily He kept on taking the medicine and the next day was able to come to Des Moines Mr Blaize regards his cure as simply wonder ¬ ful For sale by the St Bernard drug store Earlington Ben T Robinson Mortons Gap Geo King St Charles ¬ ¬ ¬ Closing out sale of Ladies and Misses Wraps I will close out my present stock of fashionable wraps regardless of cost Call and see N Roscr In one important respect a man is fortunate in being poor His re- ¬ sponsibility to God is so much the less The Old Story Xew With ¬ Shilohs Vitalizer is what you need for Dvspepsia Torpid Liver Yellow Skin or Kidney Trouble It is guaranteed to give ou satisfaction Price 73c Soldby St Bernard drug store Four weeks by our method teaching book keeping is equal to twelve weeks by the old style Positions Guaranteed under certain conditions Our free 56 and 80 Send all page catalogue will explain lor them Droughtons Business College and School of Shorthand and Telegraphy Nashville Tenn Cheap board No vacation Enter any lime AddressJ F Draugbton Prest Nashville Tenn A Very Sick For more than a week past Man our worthy citizen Mr W S Wilson has been confined to bis bed with intermittent fever For sometime past this gentleman has been making preparations to move to bis farm near Henderson and while there some two weeks since was suddenly taken 111 and compelled to return home We are pleased to state that the patient was some better yesterday morning and hope ere long to see htm again In the activities of life ¬ Prof Hansen was served a dirty tricK last weckby Variations a tramp machines whom the kind hearted profes- ¬ sor had taken in warmed and filled and who in return took in tho guileless Ban sen by taking French leave accompanied by his hosts overcoat and gloves This is the second time be has been played by the migratory fraternity lately and the milk of human kindness within the Profes- ¬ sors bosom is just about soured and the next tramp who asks him for bread will be likely to get a stone abotit as directly be ¬ tween tho eyes as the exasperated victim can plant it When we remember bow the genial Professor used to march the streets with military air and Bonapartic majesty attired in a great coat of more longitude than the one worn by the lamented old Grimes and his hands encased in elongated gauntlets It wrings our heart to its inmost core to see him now wbiz past us bare handed and wearing a coat Intended to give Mr Ben L Rash and wife visited James comfort in the equinoctial regions singing It Rash and family one day last week in pathetic tones You may monkey with a kicking mule Mrs J W Pritchett Miss Mary Nisbet Or on lone deuces hit a stamp of Madisonville and Miss Brown of ChiYou may gaze within an empty gun cago spent the night with Mrs J R Rash But keep both eyes upon a tramp on Monday freight The of the stoppage traffic here and elsewhere on the Henderson Division last Monday was due to tho refusal of the trainmen engineers and firemen to go out on their runs At 8 a m Monday morning a call was mads for a crew to take out a double headed train south Crew after crew was called until the entire seven crews then at this point refused to comply The through and local freight crews already out brought In their trains and absolutely refused to come out when called as was the case at Howell Ind and at ibis point Monday night and Tuesday morning Not until Tuesday at ti 43 a m was there a freight train moved on the Henderson division since 6 p m the day before This delay was on account of getting into line the new men brought here from Nashville Tenn and St Louis Mo to take the places ot the strikers On Wednesday the same state ot affairs prevailed Two more trains were sent out in chargo of new men from this point and one from Howell Ind No violence was attempted oil the part of the men here everything being conducted In a quiet and peaceable manner At Howell however things were different There the old men Interferred somewhat in the making up of trains by pulling pins etc An attempt was also made to derail a freight train which pulled In the yard at Howell Wednesday morning A frog had been doctored for that purpose but the speed of the train alone prevented a wreck The same train crew on arriving at Henderson found evidence of meanness on the part of some individual who should be now serving a term in the penitentiary A switch was so placed as to plainly show the intention of the unknown would be train wrecker The engine was off the track before the train could be brought to a full stop thus enabling the scamp whoever he may be an opportunity to laugh in his sleeve at the result of bis labor This caused a few hours delay but no damage was done be side the track beiog slightly disfigured ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Mrs Grade McNeilof Madisonville en church long before he did route to LIvermore Ky where she will The festival at the church was a decided visit friends and relatives was the guest success of Aunt Julia Morton Monday night Christmas is upon us for tbe first time Mr Geo M Davis has gone to Hop- ¬ In 1893 and Its quite refreshing to know klnsville and Clarksvllle on business that our people are striving with renewed Mrs Julia Prewitt is at present visiting vigor for education and moral development the family of Lee Hart at St Charles Ky But notwithstanding our rapid progress as a race we have much io do for our better Mr L M Kelley of Provldenceywas ment Below you may read a few characthome on a visit last week er Indexes People who find fault but do Mrs Annie Coil and daughter were the nothing to remedy the matter are net to be guests of Mrs Ben T Robinson last week relied upon The spirit of some people Is to rule or ruin If I cant be you Miss Georgia Blakely is at present visit- ¬ Some say they believe in edushant be ing friends at Providerce cation but you have never seen them In a Miss Scnora Blaketey was elected sec school room Some people say that they retary of the Mortons Gap Sunday School have heart felt religion yes and what last Sunday they say Is all we know of it Some peo ple pretend they love their children but The dinner and supper given by the not enough to compel them to go to school A O U W Lodge at this place ThanksThe Jubilee and Ladles Educational giving day was an enjoyable affair In every particular and was largely attended Baptist Convention met at the appointed hour at the Zion Baptist church and or ¬ Master Pratt Edwards who has been ganized with Mrs Julia Dabney of Princevisiting his Uncle Mac at Hopklnsville ton Presidtnt Mrs Dickerson of Hender for several days returned home son and Mrs J E Bailey Vice Presi Madame Rumor says we are soon to dents Mrs Sarah demons Secretary have a wedding in our town Rev Peter Mrs Mary Smith Treasurer presided in the Bronough of Trenton Well whats the matter with Gibbon temporary organization and rendered gen ¬ Who said the girls have all gone to tbe eral satisfaction country On Friday night Rev Diggs ot MadiHe lives In the next door sonville preached an educational sermon which was well received On Saturday wtr night Rev William Leavell of Trenton occupied the pulpit with credit to himself All communications and millers of netot per Rev Williams of Hopklnsville pastor of lining to this column should b addraied to the first Baptist church was tbe lion ot the Tom Mikhiuiathh EtrllDiton K convention that failed to roar while Rev Durrett was a necessity of the convention MUCH IN LITTLE We failed to get an official report of the The biggest fool in the world is the one convention that doesnt know it Iler Teeth Some people think they have tbe wool Miss Frost smiling and displaying over your eyewhen It is only a eye her pearly teeth Mr Youngling Is ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The 8T BERNARD DRUB STORE EARLIIMGTOIM KENTUCKY DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN sli Patent JMirines and Perfumery DRUGGISTS FANCY AND TOILET ARTICLES Hair Tooth and Paint Brushes M 1 1 1 Ml Peiirats PHYSICIANS tWReady Mixed Paints all colors ir small cans and Oils COMPOUNDFD PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY ur olofed ifiens BEN T ROBINSON DRUGGIST IMortoinsi Gap PCy Always on hand a full and complete stock of DRUGS AND MEDICINES A J pp sJsMsiK53jis5- iSMfHyiflHfe - game Some people think they are working out you know I havo just a twinge a tluy A fetching of your sight when in fact you sec more twinge of toothache smllo displays teeth to better advan then than any other time Mr Youngling looking fixedly at If women were half as loose in their Real-iy- married vows there would be but little her teeth through eyeglasses credit in marrying Miss Frost 0 I know you will not Now Most people thank you if you will en believe It but it Is really so courage them to destruction but if you now dont flatter you naughty boy Mr Youngling still regarding teeth want to incur their ill will tell them they with stolid respect No really Im not are going wrong surprised not at nil you know I We are very glad to know that some par once read of a fellow who had his leg ents send their children to Sunday School amputated taken right off dont you to complain ol yet ho even if it is not good enough place for know and pain inused toes fact real his twinges of them lyl Pearsons Weekly Mattie Goedloe of Madisonville visited In the Honeymoon Mrs Josie Earle last week Sho 01 Arthur Outward Bound me that this g Mr John Nurse of Hopklnsville was the guard has just toldon a whole is the longest tunnel Read tho following totlmoDliU at to whtlher we are in town last Sunday visiting his relstives corhe people or not journey and friends J He That may be so my darling but Prof G W Lane will close his school unfortunately tho lamps aro lighted Ilia naekflvi nP UPDVntlc -- ti1 n Homeward Bound She O Arthur rii-i-you tent none me good I wai troubltd wlih on the 22nd ot this month hero we are again In this charming wht called Rheumatism In my thlgha and they helped me wonderfully long tunnel ¬ II M WEBSTER Walton la Look for the grand musical entertain He I wonder why the stupid don ment on the 24th given by the A M E keys havent lighted the lamps Pful Sld1 ome mo of ho P hose yon tent me done me to much food that t thouibt I Zion Sunday School would send tor Anzolger ¬ thero a window open somewhere Do PERFUMERY and TOILET ARTICLES PAINTS AND OILS And everything else known to tbe trade pbjisidans prescriptions Carefully ompounee ce ERYOUS 11 DEBILITY PILLS ENGLISH BRAND iSS- 1 stefltj Colllnlon NC - rttrt a ¬ lendorfer more of them Mrs Selia Dunlap was very but Is slowly Improving III last week J0IN WATTEKINS Could He or Assistance Jim Say Fred old boy Im looking Mr Abe Osborne is on the sick list this for some friend who will loan mo ten dollars Come now cant you be of week Rev C M Palmer P E of the Hopklnsville district will hM bis quarterly confefenceat the Hecla C M E church Saturday night and will also preach two sermons on next Sunday ¬ TUB GRIEVANCE COMMITTEEMEN AT WORK FJ ¬ Messrs S W Tettibone of the Brother ¬ hood of Locomotive Engineers W Nabors of the Order of Railway Conductors J A Howard ot the Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen and E M Dumas of the Brotherhood of Railroad Trainmen all the Grievance Committeemen of their respective ordersarrived here Tuesday to confer with the men to straighten out the kinks and to aid in bringing about a satisfactory ad justment ¬ ¬ assistance Fred Certainly Thank you ever so much Yes Its going to rain rind If youll step over to my oulce Ill lend you one of your umbrellas go you wont get Y N wet wlillo youre looking IOUTE 500 REWARD fiisxvayssM we cannot cure -- f rrv HI IMt V JInln1 and rhemVfVerwaM Prof Barkesdale stopped over in our city Weekly DY A noUNDAHOUT last Sunday en route to St Charles The professor will close his school in the above named place on December 22nd Rev G W Lane of Mortons Gap preached for Rev Dorsey last Sunday Rev Lane is a rising young man and should be encouraged in bis effort to do good WnlnlWl uuu nd of lut auch a medicine ai iri hav rover hi he LS would 1 lllnk of telnx wfhout FREE of charge poll vn wt paid iTrpIaln wrapper We eioect that If tli pit can IfyouwiMuYloaond to day No postals answered mXtVMtU tc - rUM u Address clcago of Iheto Pill havoanrquesllonlha 7U 7ou want anwerd U we J WI Avon Medical Co Box E Avon N Y ulir ihiIiiiiiiIimlL milurJim Mrs Fannie Dorsey took very sick after service last Sunday night ttgw6 r li Kt Personal Mention ¬ ¬ Supt B F Dickson of the St Louis Mrs Ella Patterson of Mortons Gap and Henderson divisions and Supt ot Mo- ¬ was in town last week visiting friends tive Power Pulaski Leeds were the officers Elder W W Dorsey assisted in a of the company on the ground pending the grand rally in Henderson last Sunday strike Rev R B Owendoff pastor in charge at Patesville received a fine overcoat from COMING TO A HEAD his members as a recognition of his valuOn Wednesday at noon the full switch able service ing crews in the Earlington yard reported The Methodist church will give a Christthat they were ready to return to work mas tree entertainment Monday Dec 25 and an hour later they were back at work N R kC Crabtree the popular L giving the impression the backbone of conporter was in town this week shaking bands with his friends tention bad weakened ¬ ¬ ¬ Ripans Tabules i leigh high How very stylish you are Mr Soft You hold your elbow very Ya as I FafeoY sSace vs Take HtPANS TABULES HIPANS TABULES TVrnecnnVuSl9NIPATED or havo Take JrTRMPHX0N Is SALLOW or you DISTRESS AFTER EATING For OFFENSIVE BREATH and ALL DISOR DERS OF THE STOMACH - Take Take MPANS TABULES got It from tho prince- of Wales Did you meet him abroad No but Cholly Davis saw him meet a friend on tho street ono tluy Brooklyn Ltfo ripans TABULES ¬ Mrs I B Davis and Miss Davis of Paducah are In the city Pauline a AN EXtRAOHDlNARV OFFEK Mrs Pauline Jones returned from visit to Paducab last Monday Only A 10 Cents n Week Miss Carrie Crenshaw has returned to the city after a long visit to friends in Louisville Mrs Bettie Baker of Madisonvillespent yesterday with the Misses Longstaff Col R L Fisk was in the city yester ¬ day on business Mr J R Rash made a business trip to Evansville yesterday The genial and popular knight of the Grip Geo McManama spent several days In our city much to the delight of one of our girls Mrs William McGary returned borne Tuesday from Henderson where she has Simply apply Swanybs Ointment No been spending several days Internal medicine required Cures tetter Miss Bertha Doyal who has been visit- ¬ eczema itch all eruptions on the face ing friends in St Charles for past ten days hands nose Ac leaving the skin clear returned home yesterday Its great healing and white and healthy Little Lillie Toombs the curative powers are possessed by no other remedy Ask your druggist for Swanybs daughter of Mr and Mrs W A Toombs has been right sick with sore throat for the Ointment past two days On Thursday evenTemperance Lecture at ing 21st inst at the Rink See the Worlds Fair for Fifteen Cents 745 oclock in the Upon receipt of your address and fifteen ink In this city Miss Francis E Griffin cents in postage stamps we will mail you f Montgomery Ala under the ausplcjs prepaid our Souvenir Portfolio of the the W C T U will deliver a very Worlds Columbian Exposition the regular terestlng and witty lecture on Temper- - price is Fifty cents but as we want you to Do Everything Policy ce entitled have one we make the price nominal You rrangements are being made to properly will find it a work of art and a thing to be at the Rink on this occasion and it is prised It contains full page views of the ed a targe audience will greet this pop- - great buildings wjlh descriptions of same Admission free Volun- - and is executed in highest style of art If lecturer collections not satisfied with it we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book Address Piles Piles Itching Files Co Chicago III H E Bucklen ptoms Moisture intense itching inilng most at night worse by For fine all wool blankets comlog If allqwed to continue tumors forts etc call on N Roser which often bleed and ulcerate be- very sore Swvanbs Ointment Hardmanthe Madisonville Pho- ¬ e itching and bleeding heals ulcer- d n most cases removes the tu- - tographer will give until Jan ist t druggists or by mail for jo a nice 8xto cabinet frame with Son Philadelphia r Swayne every dozen cabinets or 3 worth How to Cure alt Skin Diseases ¬ ¬ magnificent portfolio ot engravings of famous cities scenes and paintings with descriptions by John L Stoddard the worlds famous traveler and lecture has been issued each book containing 15 beau tiful engravings 11x13 inches in size and well worth tt 50 each They can be secured at the trifling amount of 10 cents a week by subscribing to the Republic In the first book Mr Stoddard takes you to France England Ireland Norway Sweden Germany Palestine Switzerland Austria Italy Brazil Mexico and the United States For particulars see The Republic a sample copy of which will be sent free upon receipt of a postal card request Or if you want a sample of the Art Portfolio cut this advertisement out and send it with 10 cents and scries No 1 will be sent you Without this ad 25 cents wilt be charged Address Room 28 Republic St Louis ¬ Twfce-a-Week Up to late in the afternoon the men tuid the Grievance Committeemen had been holding session after session till fi nally a proposition to the effect that the men be taken back under the old order of things the double beaded eogine to turn at Guthrie instead of at Hopklnsville was submitted to the management of the read This proposition was accepted which virtnally leaves the matter as before the trouble came up arateftil for the Question Everyone is respectfully invited to at Maud Just back from the land o as there cakes The Scotch have on odd way tend the reading room to night For example will be business of Importance for consid- of confusing the tense Will you be Capt they would say eration 4 Instead of Are you Dashlngton A goodly number of our citizens were In Capt Dashlngton Madisonville last Sunday Tho Captain seizing his opportun- ¬ ity Well Miss Maud I am nbt a Scots ¬ The common talk is the writer want man but supposing I were to say to preach judging from his Sunday Schoo Will you be Mrs Dashlngton what lectures would you think A large baptizing took place at Mortons Still Another Gap last Sunday conducted by Rev Lewis There seem to be two classes of said tho ob Barnett who has been carrying on a re- ¬ people In your country vival tor several weeks which resulted in servant foreigner on a tour through Hoods Saraparilla has cured many af ¬ twenty five converts All of the neighbor- ¬ the United States those that have wealth and those that are struggling flicted with rheumatism and we urge all ing towns Earlington St Charles Nor frantically to get it who suffer from this disease to give this tonville inT White Plains were well rep ¬ There Is a third replied young medicine a trial Rev Barnett is quite a revival- ¬ Asa Spayds resented the sons of rich men ist as his record will show Twenty con- ¬ They struggle frantically to spend It Chicago Tribune verts were baptized to tbe great satisfac ¬ May tion of the religious community this good work go on ¬ ¬ ¬ Ripans Tabules act gently but promptly upon the liver stomach and intestines cleanse the system effectually cure clyspep- sia habitual constipation offensive breath and headache One Tauule taken at the first indication of indigestion biliousn dizziness distress after eating or depression of spirits surely and quickly lemove the whole difficulty Ripans Ta bules are prepared from a prescription widely used by the best physicians and are presented in the form most ap proved by modern science If given a fair trial Ripans Tabules are an infallible crre they contain nothing injurious and are an economical remedy One srives relief 75 A quarter grossbox will be sent postage paid on receipt of cents by the wholesale and retail agents JOHN D PARK SONS CO Cincinnati Ohio MEYER BROTHERS DRUG CO St Louis Mo MOFFITT WEST DRUG CO St Louis Mo arapeOine fpelerams MORTONS DAP Mo Gents and Boys Clothing way down at bottom prices at Rosers Alt Free Those who have used Dr Kings New Discovery know its value and those who have not have uow the opportunity to try it Free Call on the advertised Druggist and get a Trial Bottle Free Send your name and address to II E Bucklen Co Chicago and get a sample box of Dr Kings New Life Pills Free as well as a copy of Guide to Health and Household All ot which is guaran Instructor Free teed to do you good and cost you noth ing at St Bernard Drugstore ¬ Mr Coil and Miss Bun Hancock Mr Slack and Miss Kate Hancock of Madi- ¬ sonville were the guests of Miss Myrtfe Davis Sunday afttrnoon Miss Pearle Barnes and sister were in Madisonville Monday We are going to have the grandest and best Christmas tree in Hopkins Co at tho Christian Church Monday night Dec 23 J893 and you are respectfully Invited to be there Mr Geo MDavis and lady were in Mad isonvillo Mouday on business ause again has bis headquarters of Pictures CcLeods Three cabinets St 50 or one dozen for Si Drs Almon and Williams J B Blanks Den T Robinson and Miss Minnie Cain and son attended tho Talmage lecture at Hopklnsville Wednesday evening Dec 0 1893 To see and hear biro is to For a sore throat there is nothing better admire him than a flannel bandage dampcoed with COVTENTIOX NOTES Mr Port Lovan is at present visiting Chamberlains Pain Balm It nearly alfriends ahd relatives in McLeansboio Illi- ¬ Elder Dorrett was wrong about tbe his ¬ ways effects a cure in one nights time This nois tory of the United States remedy is also a favorite for rheumatism Elder Vail contemplates visiting his and has cured many very severe cases Rev Williams points were well taken jo cent bottles for sale by St Ber ¬ brotberin New Mexicoin tbe near future Rev Peters got off a stunner on Lsavell nard Drug Store Earlington Ben T Rob ¬ Dr E T Almon made a Hying trip to The day sessions were poorly attended operative Minig Co Barnsley inson Mortons Gap Go King St Madisonville last Mondayon business Charles Many Persons tre broken Mrs Dabnsy did the talking for the ladies Dr J E Williams will probably deliver dowa than orenrork or household caret UebuitdsUie Job Printing of every dijctiption nearly tbe address of welcome at Ibe Christmas am said some good things Browns Iron Bitters execu of bile remotes and promptly executed at this office 1 Rev Wm Fosters mishap reached the Ifatem alii dictation Jet Uo gsoutne tree od cures malaria ¬ WHEdwards Tbe following are the names that partici ¬ pate in tbe exercisesDecember 24th inst Win limes Profs X R Bailey and Ed Todd Geo Alexander Misses D Dorsey C Dunlap L Osborne E Hawkins L Rodman Mary Philips Jessie Johnson E Pritchett Jl Dorsey F Earl Mary Kenon Ada Kenon L Kirkpatrick Mr James Clannon who has been work ¬ ing in Boonsville Ind is with his family and friends Rev Wm Foster is all smiles to day one would think a new visitor bad come to make bis home happy and when we come to think of i a barrel of flour meat and many other good things is not to be consid- ¬ ered less thin a welcome visitor The Bap ¬ tist members do not forget a kindly deed One thing that is very needful at this hour is a storm party for those orphan children long speeches and excuses will not fill the bill but they expect you to fulfill your promise J J 1 Local Druggists everywhere will supply ihs Tabules if requested to do so They are Easy to Take Quick Io Act and Save many a Doctors Bill SAMPLES FREE ON APPLICATION TO THE RIPANS CHEMICAL CO NEW YORK CITY I F b w zr yrsA u rJZ- Tht tterntr and more molting ¬ phases of life are subdued and the higher qualities of friendship and love obtain on the yielding1 of human suffering and the restoration of health strength and contentment The following la calcu ¬ lated to assuage human passion and be ¬ SPICIAL ATTENTION HEARSE QIVBN TO get elevated thoughts and actions II a Cate merchant North Oakland Pa FURNISHED Pleaso send six bottles of Dr FUNERALS writes Fennera Kidney and Backache Cure to ON SHORT NOTIOI Samuel Cate Amesburg Mass It Is na my mother who would be glad to for give you a strong recommendation of HisMiass 1 urn lints at Reasonable Rates apeoALPAAETN0TON this medicine as she thinks it has pro MY RIGS ARE THE BEST IN THE CITY- TRAVELING MEN longed her life It is equally good la Stable and Office on MAIN ST near Depot M ISAAC DAVIS kidney diseases female complaints all blood and skin diseases etc If satis ¬ faction not given money refunded Take home a bottle to day Sold by J M Victory 4Co Earlington BUSINESS B T Robinson Mortons Gap and Co ¬ LIVERY STABLE 2A IKE DAVIS ¬ SPENCERL Louisville Ky N COLLEGES IINCORPOKATIOJ I Owenaboro K Keeplntr and Shorthand laucceag Catalogue fro oimunriau vouego ac r If twtv amjLJiaatAjiiAB r MMHHHmmHmHHM of a Kind i tfB sB 1 Tw- - The burglar approached the thread of moonlight Dint stole through tho half closed shutters and mado n path way Of silver across the chamber floor Willi n swift glance at tho face of tho sleeper upon tho conch ho crept stealthily to the window lie stared at the object In his hand ho I win not prepared for this guspod nnd trembled with excitement He looked ogaln and Incredulity gave ttny togratulatlon the Initials Yes ho whispered hnvo been scratched out but Its my Town Topic umbrella all right tlreat Scheme Ho What became of that Old Maids club you girls organized last winter none of you over going to marry and all that sort or thing She Oh why you see as soon as the young wen found what we were doing they just wouldnt let us alone and now tho last ono of us is engaged -I- ndianapolis Journal WANTED runUCITT FINNS AND RUSSIANS for Lutheran thnrchfs anil No Saloon the Unsfftcted tlnlander steamer Tho stations nt which the halts consist of only n few wooden houes but tho passengers who como ind go aro well clothed and prosperous looking and often quite smartly clad lhelr politeness Is admirable and as Ihey part one peasant bows to another In tills reshect will i nnrtltr crrnne hnnnvAP thm nrn not Minprlor to that patient nnd good soul the Russian Bjoujlck whose simple and unaffected politeness leaves nothing to bo desired The same can not bo said for his sobrl- Hera the Flnlander stands a stv world apart The latter goes to his nlnln linnftnrnofl Tllftnirnh ehurell Otl at muuw Sundays In his best ulacK coat ana out ¬ wardly at any rate keeps his religion for the Sabbath Tho Russian is forever bowing and crossing himself before gilded pictures of Our Lady and the saints and Is con- ¬ tinually passing In and out of the ever recurring Byzantine churches the cup ¬ olas of which rise from the vast plain of his nativo land like mushrooms froni Whether this be religion or a marsh superstition I leavo to wiser hei to decide but it Is beyond doubt tho greatest centripetal and concontrlo Tho Russian again is force In Russia often in tho liquor shop but the Finn generally has no liquor shop to which peculiar native customs whlcli certain fowls develop without any appardnt incenttvo except il may Ihj thplawiof heredity It usually occurs in tho oafly morning when thoyotrig Strong blrda ore ti out of the Inclosura nnd Is said to be entirely duo to awkwardness and uncertainty This leads them toad vanco and turn In a dcrvUh llke whirl which Is very quaint anJ fantastic as A -- i f - -- u-i and when a larger nVmbeV of these strange birds go through their dancing antics it is almost impossible It u ons BIRD Lions Itoar te Is tint tlsSonir Is Like tho Um nlvorous Willi the Accent on The dance of tho ostrich Is ono of those A REMARKABLE bylhe 1i anarallni 4hnli irri n They otUspr ad w Fug to believe that they have not been taught the accomplishment by a It often mnttr Tlilr ends iS disaster as they break each 4ln -i ifi i -- - toga T steamer hospltablo and kindly ar-¬ ranges for bed nnd board in a house of spotless cleanliness tho linen of which would have dono credit to a Parisian laundress Tho beds at first sight aro rather a puzzle They are all of tho same size shape holght and never 4hnn tliniA fiiAt Innir Liickllv nt nrt To walk upon thecrowded stmt lie said was his fond wish nightfall or rather at bed time for Ho did not care for alloys now just now there Is no night they dls Hed caught a string ot Qsh nnrnr n rnnaHtv for belnir extended to Judge doublo their original length Ills Objection Tne taolc at DreaKiast is spread wua Pork Uutcher Sir have you ariy anchovies butter bread checso nirtirnri ennc ifriv fclflVA nf fold bfef fault to And with that sausage Customer Yes tho ends aro not radishes in and out of milk collops of y salmon nulto to mv liklncr anu ooiucj oi sennapps aim Why every sausago has got two rutlt Thla with nnn bfit flUh to fol cndsl low forms tho usual breakfast and Truo enough but this one has them with the additions of soup and pud Ilirschbergor ding tno ormnary innncr ox ruiuuiu too near together T5fTolIatt The hotel has a telephone National A Good Kxcuse Hevlevy nlitfa 4tn tintiflttnmA trfwlpn inUSfft of Jyvaskula and Us two very tolerable stone cnurciies crown a genwo emi- ¬ nence at tho head of Lake Palanne nnA rvontlamfin nlnnn n thl little town speaks English no ono speaks Russian Tho only linguist tne captain ox mo Within twelve hours after leaving has been known to destroy life In the1 opening chapter of Rider Hag gards Jess there H a highly dramatic account of a fight for life with an ostrich and it is historically correct In fighting they aro apt to break their own legs thoy give such desperate blows Indeed it would seem as If all tho vital energies of tho great tilrd were centered In itS longi ungainly legs which nro graceful onty when going across tholr native grass covered plains with a rapidity of motion that must be seen to be apprcctatdd I am only roticarsinga few ot the pe-¬ culiarities of the creatures which have made it of Intorcst over slnco the days of Job which lettvbth hcrtgsln the earth and warmeth them in tho dust It would appear to bean evldenco of cunning rather than stupidity for Mrs ¬ become dlzzv and faU down in a do- moralized heap Tlio kick of tho ostrich jh sintsot its coop curious to whtcit iu Understood It Hani Times In the City Too neighbors tho ostriches Every time Teacher Do you understand tho GoshI cxclnimcd Uncle Josh adIt put its head nut it received n kick dressing his nephew who had taken phraso rapid enunciation from its nolghbor nnd would soon hnv lloy Yostn him as a spectator to a society bnll Its the wuy folks nay died had it not been removed Gosh thero must bo hard times in the their prayers on cold nights Good A mcok looktng malo ostrich stood city tool News about with his consort looking so de What makes you think so asked Wanted Moro Data jected that somo vlsttois temarked it tho ncphow Papa So youvo nsked my daughter must be henpecked Theres mighty few of them women to marry you Can yon support a fam- Oh laughed tho host ho Is hen seem to to been kicked and they soon saw him receive cn6ugh haveclothes nblo wearscratch up Uy NY of to Suitor How many of you are there a staggering blow from his gentle Pve s Town Topics pouso which sent him with drooping tittlng Her Near Moaven feathers Into a corner apatite Substitutes e erof Sleeping Car Your berth Old Lightning belonged to an ostrlcl Yon dont havo monarchs In this Is tho top one lady -- t n Diego and was a magnfl Passongor What do you tako me for count y said tho foreigner musingly cent bird Ho acquired his nnrao frott Not by that name replied tho lia -- 1th which ho could pluck n iundlo of old fashioned dry goods T V Wo have servant girls cigar or ple from a visitor I that you want to put mo out of sight tllveii1 Sted mouth or remove his watch and chain on the top shelf Porter No madam only an angel er ornament ho could di the ttruplr nni cbver Tho noise ess manner in which who otipht to bo as near Heaven as pos Mrs Wlckwirc Who shall decldo Boston Gazette 10 OuM 8tcnl when doctors disagree P Hlwl On0 aml tcn 8lblc property was ro Mr Wlckwirc The coroner I guess nlP somo P Hntant Terrible markable Ho was n natural bort Indianapolis Journal Now Master Jacques Ive caught y ngnin You drank a wholo glass era off a young ladvs hat At anothei of w hie during my nbsonco Hut lie Does to 1 rains tlmo ho attempted to swallow a dia No mamma twasnt me twas a Snooper This Is a brave watch of mond car ring but ns It was fast in ltt bsuit that drank tho wine mine owners car he could not manago It And whero is tho biscuit Skldmorc Whats brave about It Old Lightnings greatest feat wns 1 ato 0 it in order to punlshdt Snooper It never runs Town Top¬ swallowing a lighted meerschaum pipe Paris Gaulols ics which he snatched from a visitors Wouldnt let Left A Candid mouth The keeper had seen him and Maud Do you bcllevo that marriages Toll me candidly how do you Ilka caught him around the neck and the In llcuvcn pipe was exhumed tho tobacco still i my daughter now you have been mar are made Hut I dont Marie I dont know burning Dotrolt Free Press ried three weeks said Mr Boulevard intend to wait nnd see N V Herald toGusBIrdwhlstlc Wanted to Co Somenhcre As long as I live Ill never forgive A Vast IHfTerenre Little Boy May I go out to play you for not kicking me out of the j So you didnt marry Jack after all You have a i Mamma Not to day house when I asked you for her hand You seo there U n No my dear cold and I would sot hare it get worse replied Blrdwhlstlc Texas Slftings vast difference between un engage- 1 for tho world Judge mont and n elnsli Another Urate May I go to tho storo for you Its Wife The doctor says I need a change closo by you know Inradnslcal of climate I dont need anything now Clews Slips n curioussort of girl Husband Well tho sky looks as It May 3 go and have my photograph llalne In what way NY taken so youll know how I looked wed havo it in n few hours flews Well ohes not nt nil curious Weekly when I am dead ivvn Tonics I i F I XCcC33orx Uir t 8 p- - 0 I SIJ - i i K Ju I 0 If tU I i Jtll 4 o- - BJJOHi th 1 r v V u n W a t ft U H IK m graph taken only last week Well you might let mo go and have Good News a tooth pulled onyhow Ills Hunger Tommy Ive just been ploying ball i and Im awful hungry Cook How hungry is that I Tommy Well Im not hungry I Im just sary distance ami drops the stone enough for bread and butter of pie for a llunkl An egB i broken and he de- ¬ hungry enough People piece scends to hh feast This is said to be Harpers Young A Luminous lllut the tame kind of a raven that fed the Young hanger on ot It p pi It prophet Elijah His wisdom booms al looks as If the gas Is going out most ofn supernatural order It is gatd that the cry of on ostrich it Young Lady Perhaps it Is trying to like the roar of a lion and thoHotten set a good example Detroit 1ive tots often run from it in fright until Press they seo tho bird lilt Only I Inure lur tkiuo Tho ostrich is a generous layer Ulna What urc jou writing now Sixty eggs will bo found in and around Scrib I am collaborating with my a single nest Ono of these eggs it father tm a book of poems equal to twenty four hens eggs The Iius I didnt know that your father Hottentots and Ilushmen conk an os- wrote poems trich egg by putting one end in a hoi f fieri u II is doesnt lies paying for fire Through an opening in the othei I thrir publication Town Topics they stir the contontsputtlng in salt and I Iteallsin In Aart pepper making a very palatable omelet Why do those children over ths It is never safe to drop any artlclt when wnlkingneara covey of ostriches way cet siicli u Urribte thrashing every morning Tho ostrich will eat anythlngseemlng A False Alarm Tor she hss stores of Rold Ah a irenro painter lives there apparently to have no souse of taste Harpers Bazar The Old Man to daughters lover A story is told of a young girl who svat whose specialty Is weeping children Young man do you smoke cigarettes Two Things Had Stopped visiting n zoo where a largo ostrich So every mornliis ho whips his models The Lover apologetically Yes sir iiumonsiibuiie iiiacuer Mr Stavlate takinir out his watch snatched her kid gloves svliioh were into snape but Ishuwl My watch has stopped going Trolled into a ball and ate them The Aprheu4lve uml for Kejsou Tho Old Man Well give mo one Miss Caustiquo sleepily Tho effect next day tho girl relumed with tin t Doctor meeting a former patient Judge of example maybe Chicago Herald family contribution of a half dozen i who had come out for a walk Well pairs of gloves all of which were ai I Frau Schnlc Jiow do jou feel now Too Much of a Hath Metaphors friend I seo you have begun spell ¬ Teacher Yes thorny paths Is a readily swallowed Pratt Schuize timorously You aro While the ostrich bos absolutely no ing your name in the old fashioned metaphor Now what are metaphors not gonj to ohnrgu unythlng aro you tfm-I-t-see Job for authority it hai brain way Unterhtvltunghblatt Dull lloy Paths where yen cant vicious propensities that show some doctor Hmyfho Yes I have to Too many ride pneumatics Good News The Hewer Way sort of wicked Intelligence Some Cape nowadays you know bniythes tVbjrrrMuastVirVial heJJoysJ Town people bad a fowl fatting in a lollteness las Puck lUmels arr a i us cnli uie maws special coop near an pstrich kraaL The Theres lllUe doubt that courleousness Mu h wiser ho u ho lime employs Wore dividends tbia rudeness part Heavens What a collah I could I bird drooped and grew thin It was ILjjUUif over v auUbed woes See hosr the gambler gather la weah If I had such a neck Fliegende ludge watched and seen to peer through the ail dollar by hU wlunlna wave ¬ Boo-ooh-o1 h DIED OF LOVE My youngest son Is twelve years old to day and I am puzzled to know what A Traelet rathetlrAcrmiit ot an Inci ¬ profession he should adopt1 dent In ltlrd MO Why dont yon make him a cashier Dr Junker a scientific explorer Ho doesnt liko railroad Oh no traveled through Africa without armed traveling Paris ligaro escorts accompanied only by his na lie liul tive attendants and carriers An tconoinlral Wife no I cant 6end my clothes to tho brought from west of the Mnkua n pair tailors every tlmo they need a button of rcd tallcd gray parrots Their Ings go Wo must economize Cant you sow being clipped they were allowed totho about freely In the inclosure but on the so suspender buttons yourself She Hero my dearj fasten them up queen who was specially attached to with a hairpin That will save thread Dr Junker would perch half the day together by his side you know N Y Weekly unfortunately tho pair camo to a On Trust tragic end Tho kingbird hnd some ¬ Tirst Speculator philosophically how fallen from tho perch and rccMved Well my boy wovo got to take lots of internal injury Seeing him on tho things on trust In this world ground bleeding at tho beak 1 brought Second Speculator gloomily Id bo him to my couch and laid him first on mighty glad to get them Judge ono side then on the other to give him a little ease but all to no purpose and Knew What Was the Matter in about an hour he lay dead with outMaudo apropos of nothing I wish stretched wings I were deadl Meanwhile the queen rcriot whch Elaine Who is he Chicago Record had probably witnessed the accident came In and began to behave in a most IT MAULS A DIITnitKNCK extraordinary manner Ilist she imi I ftohL I 4Tfl tated to tho Hfo all the movements oi her dying consort then she crouched at somo little distance changing her posi tion whenever he did Sighing laying her head now on one side now on tho other in short acting exactly as if she were suffering from the samo injury that had bofallen her mate I kopt my eyes riveted on the In separable pair and my amazement soon changed to a feeling of deep sympathy Tho paroxysm of impulsivo imitation lasted long enough to produce a marked effect on the organic functions Her grief or of the littlo creature whatever Inexplicable influence it may have been caused so profound a dis- ¬ turbance in tho system that the vital Mother near sighted Seo that dis-¬ action1 suddenly ceased while sho was gracefully intoxicated brute- across yet mourning the loss of her compan ion tho street Where can tho police be Without heeding tho risk sho had Daughter weeping Oh ma Its drawn 60 near tho fire that I was Brother Hob Mother swooning Then the sa obllgedat last to move her to a place of loon kcopers have been drugging that safety But tho end was not already at hand She refused tho most tempt- ¬ poor child agota Judge ing morsels nnd within twenty minutes A losnlbte Attraction of her partners death sho had breathed Little Girl Your sister is real pretty her last gasp Isnt she What aro wo to make from this far Littlo Hoy Guess notj I never no from bolitary case By what name tlccd it Imlta shall wo inscribe the puzzle Little Girl Then whats tho reason tivo impulse Instinct heartbroken sor-¬ so many gcntlemans keep calling oat row for the dear ono what shall wo her say caused the death of our little gray Littlo lloy Dont know MaybeJ parrot Chicago Post its cause we havent any piano Good News Javanese Music The Javanese musical instruments Sarcastlo Sitter I wonder how Europeans come to aro made mostly of bamboo They persist in that idea that bands of sav j also played upon a plpo or whistle ages frequent New York asked tho which was about three feet long and six Inches across This sounded liko athletic young man Possibly replied his sister be the hollow roar of a Hon Another cause homo ot the visitors to thb coun- - was a bundle of tubes of different try have heaiil a football team giving lengths which covered tho small boy who carried it like a big saddle A log Washington Star the college yell hewn out with two strings stretched A Source ol Itaiharraisment across it served as a drum A zither ot Esmorelda Longcoffln Ive got such sixteen strings and a mandolin of two completed their outdoor band while 1 lovely parrot inside one could hear other music uiaJo IJIrdio McGlnnls Can he talk I bhouldsay so He says Oh what by gongs of wonderfully pure and a fool all day long beautiful tone St Nicholas Well doesnt that embarrass you a lie Wasnt In It littlo when there Is company present Rare rumor is at times made mani- ¬ Texas Sittings fest in the police courts of the city and A Supposition country Quite recently an Irishman in Cynic Your father was a great man Jersey City was under examination up ¬ I fancy on a charge ot assault and battery Chappie Well no Why did you When asked if he had anything to so think lay in his defense Patrick with all the Cynic It is a current belief that seriousness in the world said Well great mens sons never amount to any- ¬ your honor I 6aw but little of the thing Truth fight as I was underneath most of tu N Y Herald time A Hid Disappointment Ilich Uncle So my clear boy you Iractlcal Knowledge havent forgotten your uncles birth- ¬ Intellectual Ono I should not say day have you You have bought mo you had much cxpcrlenco with men I this nice smoking cap Thanks little Tho Demuro One Perhaps not nephew Here is half a dollar for you have refused soven and accepted ilve Littlo Nephew It cost -- Lifo scventy fivo cents Texas Sittings Waltlnr Ada No Priscllla will never marry Very Mean Dinny did you bo radln that Roth- ¬ unless she finds her ideal of a schilds income is a penny every tolmo Ida What sort who man Is her ideal will propose I Ada A man the clock ticks Troth an Oi did Wouldnt It be a Puck r mauo trick now if some blagyard was Kiplalned to shnake in an shtop his clock fur fete has a harsh sal rssplnff voice Aa eye thtti blue sad cold him Truth A temper hot jet shes my i hake ¬ -- i - on eo3 h tr tJBJS ft m J it - SOTiIlWsisTVr lllfW iLr4nMu L 1 4t faMB ilfi t Uo k woaT 1ti 31 tlvIf t twitTi11 i4 wrfT ilfl P Ac i r jn fJ nifii il y - ofl3f i i -j i t - 1 r l j fi J- - i ft H B 1 - tiM1 I sr rr Ti THIS SPACE BELONGS TO -- avi Saint Bernard Co al Company t Z m imaaam ill J - V V 1 - LOOK OUT FOR A GRAND DISPLAY NEXT WEEK -- tii J i Tt U J r la - V J s tu i i tcC J 1 je uft i - iij L jJ j rr l V in 7 i lk it II 4 If w f eiUi r w L ft- - pfc3ifr Ustrtcli to adopt this very simple room od of incubation However it has its disadvantages for while she Is away getting a good dinner her enemy the white necked crow spies the ungarded nest Ho knows ho can not break one of those mammoth eggs and devises a shrewd plan to help him Taking n stone in his beak he illes over the spot calculates with bird sagacity the neces Mercy no Ypu THE SPIDERS WED Now Mie Hits Written Moderation on tie Experiment and Olnenatlon Show Its Wonderful Strength Wntl nt Her House Tho Rtrongth of tho spider and of tho The ono thing that I havo pinned in my hnt band for this winter only I materials which ho employs Is some dont wear n hat laughed n woman n thing nlmost inoomrirohcnslble when tho slro of the insect nnd tho thickness day or two ago Is moderation Then sho went on moro soberly of his thread are taken Into necimnt Five years ago I was well nnd strong Somo recent experiments nnd observa I got caught or tions reported to tho Philadelphia nead Iiciwcier In tho nnd excite orajr of natural sciences on tills subject of tex ctiptttloii ment In which most of tho wom nro qulto surprising A single thread en 1 know ur struggling and it of a web mado by a spider which has almost killed inc I was busy weighed fifty four milligrams support from morning until ultrht I joined ed endwise a weight of four grains club after club until I eountod mem or sovqnty four times tho weight ot When therefore a spider My coiiospondence tho spider bership In Ilve grew to such pioportlons really need spins n web to lot himself down from I went every whore tho celling or from tho branch of u tree ed a secretary possible to lectures meetings of vari and wo seo him descending without ous sorts luncheons teas nnd different seeing his tin cad nt all wo limy be per social festivities lKdoivrcd to scuuil fectly suro thnt he Is not only In no was n more danger of falling but thnt ho could charitable oignnlastlon or less active church wirier looked carry ncvcnty tlirco other spiders down after mv husKiml uml family I with hint on his lnvlsiblo ropo Knowing this fact with regard to a nnd In fai t pui Miid the thought same rounds that liuiuliels of other slnglo thread we need not bo surprised women nro pursuing w hotito not that tho threads of u web Interwoven winners on the one hand or miIiiiioh of nnd rolnforccd ono by nnothor have n vory considerable strength nnd nro able fashion nntl Mioiotj on the other And prett mmiii the mee iHgin to to hold bees and wasps themselves tell upon im1 I lust lloili nnd imo very powerful In proportion to their ble sire and to bend without breaking grow neivous tin I i careworn at homo until tho ultonmce nmoilif tho under a weight of tt dew or rnln Miunnins tired bveniuc n children Not insects alone it appears may lie respectful wny of intiiniitin Hut held in a spiders web An authentic miimina wnseross mi I would bilvr lie report presented to the fcooiety named avoided knew tt but rushed on above by Mr Hopper of Louisville fancying I saw nil nil her wntei Hip id Ky relates how tt spider iu thnt Last winter I Ihidou lontcsniil Miimi city captured and held a mouse in his lants nnd In tho wiring was poiltlvi web 111 Tho mouse to bo suro was a very My phtsiclnu ordered u wihito icst littlo ono It was afterward found to or ho would not answer fn1 tli on measure a littlo less than an Inch nnd I a half from the tip of its nnso to the sequences and so with my nl went off to a loopy little Wlluri to root of Its tall but it was apparently n vegetate vigorous nnd lively mouse for its slzo fully nsiliwvl the It wns thero Coming Into a workroom nt about folly of my wnys audi loiirm I it ns ten oclock ono morning Mr Hopper many a mother has learned wisdom discovered tho littlo mouso entangled from the mouth ot u child My little In n spiders web which had been spun boy brought a tiny loot In one day from the edgo of n bench to tho floor asklug for his oldc- - sste- - that hu Tho animal had evidently got pnrtly could liavo tho will mended Ill do It through tho web and then been hold Harold I said hint Isnt here le for his forefeet were on the lloor but lightedly ho brought it nnd hovered ho could not pull his hinder parts around me with a batnlnir face tit th through the web unusual happening of mamma Ixit Tho observer In the Interest of with him When it wns dono ho science set about watching tho subseTho spider who thanked mo and ttstrtel otf At the quent proceeding door ho stopped and looked back his resided In tho v was already en ¬ face full of somo thought struggling gaged lit running up and down excit ¬ for cxpresslop edly and now and then viciously bit or Then ho turned and cntno back to stung tho tall ot the mouse Tho mil ho began you nlnl mnl struggled but fulled to freo himme Mamma busy always up here nro you and be- ¬ self fore I could reply ho finished his After a tlmo tho spider began to op thought lasts stay in tho country crato Its web in such it way ns to lift every ono of tho days will you tho mouse Clear of tho lloor and sus- ¬ Wasnt thnt arobuke I thought It pend him In the web At two oclock Iu was and I took it tho afternoon the mouses feet no long ¬ So lvo como homo refreshed In er touched tho lloor In tho early eve health and spirit and I mean to keep ning ho wns nearly an Inch In the air so lvo written moderation over tho At nlno oclock in tho evening tho walls of my house In every room I mouso showed signs of death He was look for it Not that I have sunk into Indeed stilt nllvo but Hindu no move ¬ a torpor of Inactivity that would bo as ment except when tho spider stung bad as tho other cxtremo but I am him Next morning he wns qulto trying to tako things quietly I be- ¬ dead and hung nearly three Inches long to ono club instead of live and I nbovo tho lloor havo reduced all my goings nnd comTho spiders effort in lifting nnd ings in tho samo ratio I read some stinging the mouso was cvidontly not whero tho other day that n prominent to kill tho mouse but to free him from medical man had said that half of tho tho net that Is to bring his weight to women In this country were starving to loar upon It nnd to stimulate him to death nnd the other half were w oaring struggle The spider did not want tho themselves out- - working without giv mouse ho wanted him out of his web ing proper attention to frxxl and rest Another observer Mr Spring retriNow I know ono woman who isnt ed to the same Philadelphia academy going to do cither nny more If she can ot natural sciences thit he had wit ¬ N Y Times help it nessed the capture of n small tlsh by a largu black spider in the water of n CURE ROUND SHOULDERS ditch Tho ilsh struggled vainly to get Slmplr Kirrrlno Hint llriiilrr llltlo llns nwny from tho spider but plainly could ami i Appiritti not havo done so If Mr riprlng more A I lost on woman physician has rec- merciful than the other obiorror had ommended the following movements not Interfered nnd separated the antag for the cure of nil except ery Severe onists Youths Companion cases of round shoulders when braces CikhI Slaunrr In Children I nro also sometimes tt necessity It Is no wonder that thero are so UalMi arms before your hhmiltlor high extend arms sideways thtow head many Ill bred men nnd women In tho back move arms forward lower arms world when ono sons tho lack of pains repeat ton times 3 Stand erect rnlso taken by parents to Instruct their little arms before you rise on tiptoes then ones In forms of table and social eti ¬ throw arms as for bnckwnrd as possi- ¬ quette that nro so easily taught to tho ble sink again on heels and drop arms pi la bio infant mind but whlcli left un to side repeat ten times li liaise noticed ure soon supplanted by notions arms with elbow bent shoulder high that liecomo bad habits In n very short Is fostered easily Selfishness bringing palms together In front of tlmo The face then with elbow still bent through a lack of watchfulness swing both arms vigorously backward gentler courtesies that count for so as far us possible ct en with the shoul- ¬ much nro not instilled iu childhood ders palms looking forward This and In inter years the man or womni should Le repeated tcveral times but Is regarded us u bore Clood clothcsaro Even good health Is as tho position Is tomowhat fatiguing not everything rest or change of exercise may bo mado not tho only point desirable n a childs make up jimhI manners should Ikj between tho moNcments Another simple moteincnt designed ndded to health and ultlro in order to to bring aliout a correct position of tho gain tt perfect ensemble that counts shoulder blades consists of holding a for so much Iu the worlds judgment cano or wand In both hands throwing Noonecan estimate how gioatn fac ¬ tho head baek and carrying tho stick tor in life Is tho possession of good from nbovo the head back unddown mannorx They nro the open sesame to tho lost of society They nro the tho hips As tho clothing if too light or un- mark of the gentleman or lady but yielding about or over the shoulders they must lo ncquiiod in infancy De may help to produce louud shoulders troit Iroo Press both tho under nnd outde waist should llnngrroui In He at Iirge bo comfortable and bauds over tho Why are thoy hanging this man shoulder of garments mado of clastic nsked the now arrival Chicago Tribune For shootin u feller In tlio lalg ex plained Alkali Ike who was muster of Tn Mark llandlu rrhlrrs Very fow people havo tho knack of ceremonies Good gracious Would you tako tho writing on linen so thnt thoy con mark handkerchiefs neatly Yet tho mark life ot a fcllow crcaturo for so small a ing is an nbsoluto necessity unless ono matter as that You let we would You sec ho would lose ones belongings with every weekly washing Ono woman solves missed tho feller ho was shoolin at and the ditliculty by embroidering hor Ini hit tho inncrcentman iu tho lalg A fel tial in one corner in tho old fashioned ler that cant handlo a gun thout en slmplo way and in an unobtrusive dnngorin the lives of everybody who small lettor thnt docs not detract from happens to bo on tho street is too dan- ¬ the appearance of even tho nicest hand- gerous to havo around besides bo In it Indian kerchief ns doos poor handwriting or disgrace to the community a polls Journal too coarse lettering N Y World REALIZING THE FOLLY OF IT ¬ ¬ M ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 1 ¬ ¬ ¬ -- Im-nd- 1 1 1 2 1 ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ y ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ hadyourphotoV - i tlu I i Willi t t i iclnj ity an dow talr- II tr Itlrlj cli ses disturb JCST TLAIN ENVY 11 II- see I vertisement put in somo part of tho paper where tho women will bo sure to Editor Mci chant Hure to lie heen I wish this dry goods ad- ¬ suppoio so replied tho professor Uut Iu I nt polutf to kick llow do you know Ho rum a snob storo Washington Star A - House DlTlded lt7 Its a very Oh happy littlo family isnt joal- - jealous of her baby and tho baby cries Vogue for its father all tho time An Cnnilsta nble Sljn dear nol Her husband is ons of her poodle and Iter poodlp is a liiiLJii mmwmmwimz m-- KstSfttTM Hatter A government Inspector visited one day a largo grammar ochool In the north Of Lrnnen - II w nnlrml nmmwt ew other things what was w4i causo of tho tne uew fsououy could glvo an answer At last ono of tho pupils got up and said Eex Iu Garments The earth turns round Its axis onco Parke Uowu What dye thjtdc of tho Momma Did you find your unelo in twenty four hours with such rapidity suit Election bet you kpow Tom sick In bed Arthur Hoffman Howes Thats too bad that It perspires atid thus tho dew is No mamma now Arthur aged seven formed LEclalreur long do you havo to wear It He was sitting up with his Father Puck Cpldeuile In tlio family Hubbard wrapper on an ho was eating Mv rrrpttrrrnnrlfntlw na n In- Societys View somo tea Judge Mrs lostonno I understand that yer remarked --the lad with consid- Old Mews ao was granuiatncr you will have a season of grand opera cruum ijriuu S Teacher If Eve the first this winter and father has been a member of tho woman had done as sho was told Mrs Manhattan Ycs bo bar ever since I can rcmombor thero novcr would have been any that nice low Italian and U willthat It seems to bo a sort of enlilemtr In music trouble in this world family doesnt Interrupt conversation Life your bellovo Is I Little Olrl Oh yes Ive heard papa It ho replied And I guess mothers caught Jt too for pas tell mamma that many u time Good Hucclnct News Ho taking a seat next to both ot friends snv she Is nlwnvs lnvlnir ilmvn them What ha come between you the law to him Judge Ills Cunsclenco Troahled Illiu Judgo Duffy You admit you broko apd Helen thinks1 tho Limitations of Literature She who tiuestlon Imper- ¬ a chair to pieces on your wifes head Littlo Boy What Is your papa tinent Nothing Truth Little Girl Hes a literary man Dont you fcol any remorsu Mr Thompson Street Yes I has lots it nuts mair asked fair Jsnettes father for her Land ob remorse I paid a dollar for dat lie He writes Asd swore the msld he truly madly loved chair an hit was as good us new What does ho write Uut later on he swore la other ways To lesra how touch It cost to keep It nloied Oh he writes most everything cept Texas Sifttuir -- Uppers Bsw ihecks Oood News Charles Theros tho door bell ring ing I wonder who it Is Edward A man I just saw Sister Nellie run to tho looking glass Chi cago Ilecord feffl warn ia in II IwiMFH IBP mm f great snakes man When wo want to print anything where the women will bo suro to seo It wo put it along side of a dry goods ad vertlsement N X Weekly Mora IiUo It Hunker Miss KildufT is a girl of the Sho is always asking quesperiod tions Spatts In that casa I should call her a girl of tho intencgation point Judge Why What Causes the Dew it ¬ rending a fashion journal Yes I urn afraid tho teltct there is left on tho collar of my last winters overcoat will bo more worn than over before the i oblns nest ng tin was the pcnslva reply of tho molder of public opinion Texas tslftings riio Iutlon filled Weary Walker I want work Proprietor Whut can you do Weary Walker Nothin Proprietor Oh our olUco boy does lid my rqrehddlnes Velvet will bo worn ns much as over this winter bald tho wlfo of a prominent Now York journalist who wns ¬ j that Puck A Ilcason 7 ¬ Papa Wont you bo glad when you aro a big man Harry Hurry No papa Papa Why not hy because thon 1 cannot Harry got into tho circus for half price Harper s ountf People Y i I said tho hired girl to the lady of tho house who wai Umlinir tho burden nlmost too much to boar Thank heaven she exclaimed you dont havo to tako rao along with you Detroit Free Press Timely Caution Ill A Domestic ttpisode havo to leave you mum If yon ever spect to go to Heaven my dear said tho littlo girl Bewiug up a gaping rent in her dolls back youll havo to tako boltcrcaro of your ¬ self They dont have nny sawdust In Heaven Chicago Tribune Somu people are much moro for tunato in their marriu cstia i others 6neercd Hicks That n o ily rea son why I dont consider matrimony u tu ¬ ou nro very rljht there wid Mm Hicks Hero in our own family you got mo but I I onlj jMyuu Har- ruirH Ttavor

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