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Bee (Earlington, Ky.): December 7, 1893

Bee (Earlington, Ky.): December 7, 1893 Bee (Earlington, Ky.) 300dpi TIFF G4 page images Bee Publishing Co. Earlington, KY 1893 bee1893120701_sn87060004 These pages may be freely searched and displayed. Permission must be received for subsequent distribution in print or electronically. Bee (Earlington, Ky.): December 7, 1893 Bee (Earlington, Ky.) Bee Publishing Co. Earlington, KY 1893 $IMLS This electronic text file was created by Optical Character Recognitio n (OCR). No corrections have been made to the OCR-ed text and no editing has be en done to the content of the original document. Encoding has been done through an automated process using the recommendations for Level 1 of the TEI in Librar ies Guidelines. Digital page images are linked to the text file. 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onward Jim a dollar sii o r rV Qeorgy at oncel Why how Upon earth hA Monlba JT Jim wits io surprised nt his luck In ken I let this chile go An haow could rush of tho train day and night TsAXSIINT AOTtllMITi Sho was handsomely gowned and jetting tho money that he bit tho oln I get her ready I wonder anyway Local Notices Era cents per line each In t MEHCHANT TAJtOB looked as vigorous as If brought up 6n to see If ho was awake or merely sertion Special Notices UtMler ran with local read lawn tennis and rowing matches Her dreaming and In doing so discovered a A kaJiji mi utiiHU Thcro Is a glamour in tho mooaa white gleams Ing matter fitteencenta per line each Inm companion was In appearance n twin that the dollar was mado of Ihcrolstho touch that charmed Endymloas lion eyes Kates by the quarter or jrearfurnlihed on Poahtahl she said to the slim little DIs heah is u counterfeit Sam 1 proclamatlon-v-emanclpatioYe1 See A spirit mounting from the clod and stone application to this office darky I shall want constant atten Madisonviiik Kv Ildnt think youd ifo mo that wny after 1 wuz grown up n married ter A spirit bending from the bending skies naiTUAatia 01 resolutions of respect less thin tion I like tho window changed frc I know ltsa counterfeit Jim Yer Undo Horace thats my husband J twelve lines Inserted free Per line or fracIMPORTER OF CLOTHS AND SUITINGS And Lovo in midst of all sets up his thronel tion thereof oter twelve lines will be charted qucntiy And 1oahtah you must walk asked me fur one had 110 use fur an Nay nay it is not so twas long ago I didnt livo in ole mistus nonsc mia 1 live cents by evory few minutes and see if wo I give It Jq ycyc I Vu always There tras a glamour in tho moons whit tell yo as my husban wuz a free man Jti Upper First St Evarsville tnd CIub Kales furnished for molt psners gleams 2 - raT TrTesyJTexas Sifting kind to need anytMng wVgJV f fura befoh we wuz married r t ltd periodicals Ah how tho years exile us In to dreams Capital Stock - - - 50000 i ji If lacked eonJomlnutos for the timo lua u uuugut 111s own irecuom jpo am lie earnestly solicits the pationane of his HopThnt Myatorlona Lnucuni e kins county friends tor the train to start At the other end Bee Publishing Eo Thcro Is a wonder light on woodland streams srUwez his own mahstcr Sometimes Guest What In that pretty little of tho car sat a man with his eyes cov ole mistus hired mo out to cook at- - the A rustle in tbe fronded ranks of fern Pusuihsss ered From tho likeness evidently tho octavo volume hotel fer cookln wuz my work And lot the MUsowltb rapt enwreatbed brows i The German Linguist -- Thats a new girl with him was his sister Sho held And eyes that seen and unsoen things alseernt Thats what my olo mother larnriTme Transacts a aenerafbaEklriE business his right hand in both hers and with edition of ray rules of German gram Nay nay it is not so tnas long rxrot to do fur back as I ken rememberrn and Invites the accounts ot the cititens of W Thcro vat a wonder light on woodland streams They counted me n fustfate co61Cfoo his left he clutched her shoulder ns II mar Ah how tbe years exllo us Into dreams Guest And what nro all those quarto lie could not let her go The terror In tn those days maam n 1 cooked a Hopkins and adjoining counties his faco and the pity and lpve and volumes near It Soma other world perchance our loss reheap at the hotel though we most gin MADISOSVILIE Ofice Main Street deems The German Linguist Thoso are the grief In hers would have made your UMPIJUXJUL Has the finest and most secure vault in Id go and work Light to dead eyes and speech to lips all dumb erly said tavcru then heart stand still if you had seen tho exceptions to the rules Chicago Hoc Opposite DOES YOltlt MA WANT TO KILL MK all dayt tho tavern n at night go 99O Brings back brings us and ours from banish this section of Kentucky 3rd KENTUCKY Court House homo ter the cabin where wo lived ment when I havent a thing to get her ready two Finally she was obliged to leave To work for ua We have an opening So may our dreams a living Joy become A Douhlo Surprise Horace on me an tho chtlun but fur wlthCButMIssGcOrgletta said Well but first sho spoke a few words to tho for you If you wish to earn money Office Hoars jo to it and t to 4 jo Dut hero all things that are with doubt are blent ther on jest befoh the wuhj Horace Ellen you know I cant help It and I conductor and then went to a lady sit llrldo Just after the wedding quietly and not work very hard The Within tbo mists that blow from long agol H ting near1 and this Is what she said to Fred you promised to give me a grand mostly hired me to keep house fer him dont know as Ueorgletttts to be sole business is light and genieel Men bemo other world not this our loss redeems GAS USED FOR PAINLESS EXTRACTION an paid olo mistus jes samo s any but ma said you must sure hev her her surprise after wo were married What Ah howtho years exile us Into dreamsl and Women that are shrewd are get Madam my brother has had an ap Is It Edith M Thomas in Century Magaalna body Mos all do time v tho wah I wuz ready to go back when brother goes ling rich fast popleptle stroke and It has left him hired this yer way by my husband home If you want a chance to make rive Bridegroom who la a widower I - Waal I went back to my Thousand Dollars for yourself easily blind He Is Bljurdi Dircctorij tTays wuz a cookln all during the next twelve months write WHERE IS GEOIiGIETTA Hocould do smart man in doso could butT tell you I wuz a mighty hard day suddenly and totallyPennsylvania going hnvfl six children my pet dear boys tt a specialist in and n Brldo How delightful a sight uv work n us for our confidential terms If you I have will answer this during the neil ten nay olo mistus a good price fer ray ba mo n I wuz a thlnkln all de time goes nione four daughters Shant weal be happy days we will send you a sample of CATHOLIC CHURCH OF Till IMMACULATE Then redding the thought of the together love abaout what I could do but when night our goods that will be worth dollars to A QuoryTjoft Ovor from Day a Bo timo Tld Ilits CONCEPTION you Address at once como n I went home I wuz no better woman sho was spcaklnir to Waal do wah went on n foro tho War Ita Blrrerrnt No First mass 8 00 a m t second mass and sermon Yes it must be It takes every cent heard a heap er talk baout freelnvjf 00 I knowed when olo mistus said that MADI80NVILLE KY s BOX E AVON N Y 1000 a m Kossrylnstrnctlon and benediction at Cholly Have you seen Mabel since Oeorglolta must go she must go so I we can gettosend hlmnsltis Hcmust an somo the Office on Main street opposite North tjo p m ererj Sunday A M Coenan pastor UNT ELLEN sho slaves some saidsaid t guess wold wenf to work best l could to wash n go alone I must let him tako this jour sho camo back to town No Postals Answered an Door of Court House they camo to tallt wait awhllo foah that day come -- Out Ironhcr llttlo clothes Thar wuz few noy alono In his misery Will you speak Chopplo Yu as CHRISTIAN CHURCH with mo about at las we all knew for slip nn Services recularlr held morning and evenlnf Cholly How did she look enoogh of em anyway but I know 10 mm now ana then sajj she every Sunday In each month Prayer meeting the old times Chapplo sadly She didnt look Tho porter hurried her out the car must bo clean Gcorgletta she t iusaay nigni before tho war body wuz a talkin n a taikin n won didnt know anything about It n she no unnii man was oy no means a Town Topics a Sho had hesitat MISSIONARY BAPTIST CHURCH Likely to et Lru derln what d como ncx Den my Die wuz all tho time a lookln at mo un weak minded looking man On tho ed w h o n the mistus she come to Services second Saturday evenlnf and Sunday Father Always keep the company tell me - wuz a wonderln what I wuz so sober contrary he had a strong face as hnd each month Prayer meeilnc Monday niiht Alias Old Joker daughter of a free But o coso I bed heard a day or abaout tho girl Ilut as the train started he ot thoso who are better than yourself family in which two ufoli abaout tho proclnmatlon-of-emnnclpallo- u M K Waal thar wasnt much moro said was sobbing like a baby Ho said uf la astlll in the lead with a complete stock of CHURCH Son Hut suppose that kind of comshe had worked Services first Sunday each month Sunday This last phrasopro- - but the second day after 1 got the word terward Avhen mado happy as possible pany has tho same ond In vlow where oil and on for nounced very slowly but correctly and to get thechllo ready olo mistus sent oy ino attentions 01 passengers and cat am I going to come out N Y Press school at soo p m J II FKCHT Pastor years and to with the least perceptible stralght6n after her and she had to go An thet employes that It wns perfect desolation M E CHURCH SOUTH Not So lladly Off whom she was Ing of her person and lifting that camo upon him when he found l of liar wuz the las I ever see ot her Tes maam VSpl VwnVVa wvvvWW Services every fourth Sunday nliht by T C CWV much attached chin Poor Tlmmlcl Folvo years tn Sing they took her oft to Oeorgy and we himself left alone In the now strange Attorney and Counsellor in Patent very Friday Pelera Faator Prsyer meetlni Slngl I do feel shorry for him had asked hr r nliht Waal in comes Mistits Tlsdale a alius spected sho wuz sole Fur awhile world of darkness that had overtaken to mako tho visit and had cmnhatlcal Bedad anyure shympathys trowed Weak and nowly when Id ask any uv tho family about hlra so suddenly 1 lookin purty black an sour like ly declared sho wasnt coming ZION A M I CHURCH Trade Mark and Copyright Cases that ltoston lady make a to have nevnh let on but I knowed her arrant her and wanted to know cf she want blind and spending tho last fow dol- away Hes surrounded by frlnds Services every Sunday mornlnf at n oclock monkey ever a comlu back to Maryland they lars his family could get together A Brooklyn Life and evenlnf at 7 oclock Sunday school al 9 jo of her Uut having been assured mighty well I jes dunteil a cheer an put me oft and long lonely journoy beforo him and a m W W Dawsey pastor KUDK FLATTKItY thnt nothing of tho sort was intend placed It fer her an axed her to sit come blmeby made believe she would llttlo hopo at the cndl Opposite Patent Office but Horace n I did n be ilaown Repairing and Roofing a Specialty ed sho consented and ono forenoon SIT ZION BAVTUT CHURCH You wero In luck that day slim little lieve era an we wnz right you see That was very kind and polite of In sho came as neat as possible Services Ssbbath at 11 a m and 7 p m Sun fer that wuz a long timo befoh tho war darky porter what with tho goodly fee ID day school no o i m W W Foster pastor In a tidy light print dress with a jfou Aunt Ellen you got In the front of tho car and the Oh I know whats manners raaani and fum that day til now wo never Old Joker has marked his goods so low fresh muslin hnndrrchicf crossed on heard one word about that chile 1 treasure in Heaven you laid up through I doan know how to read n I doan That everything is bound to go Over twelve yea s experience Write her breast During our tilk sho told don even know ef she Is alive or et your tender services to tho sad man In lrhMi oitcillt American and Foreign tno thnt sho usually woro a bandana know how to write not even my Law Cash Sales and Profits Small for information tho rear end Cincinnati Commercial Patents Caveats and all business arising handkerchief on her head but had loft name but madam I knowed what shes dead Insures the patronage of all Yes Id a heap more chllun n a Gazette under the patent laws promptly and care- ¬ it off that day on account of the ox wuz belongln to roe In my own house BAPTIST CHURCH fully prosecuted NOT SO MUCH CHANGE Prticlilna every first and third Sunday msrnlaf tretno heat I hoped to hear from her Tho dignity with which these last good many ut em growed up an soma and evening by Kev Wyndes Prayer meeting Rejected cases accorded special attention much of tho customs here near me but Hie SluTfS nnd Full Skirts Stem tu It and traditions of words were uttered and the substitu settled right abaot you jes weanesaay evening aunnayscnooi every sun Upon receipt of model or sketch of In maam I cant teil haow t Is day morning 41 9 I J the Stile for Winter To but beforo we were tion of madam for tho usual maairi luntion I advise as to patentability with her people As tar as they havo been revealed to launched Into buch loro she told me a Is utterly Indescribable but was most but someway Ive alluz thot a heap vet charge Mention this paper M K CHURCH KOUTH abaot this one I los my little QeorgImpressive the general public winter fashions lire story out of her own simple life the Yes I often talk Prvschlni everr first and fourth Lotda da llfo for many years of a slave mother Right away sez she Ellen Im letta wonderln whar she bout her ylt not after all to dliter so vory much morning and evening by T C Pelers Prayer- is or what In from what wo have been beclng and or sit oitcrwanl of a hard laboring woman TOniij5fdy hat yore freo Yo meeting rnurstiay evening bonaay acnooi every SundT morning at 9 00 oVIock wearing for the past three month wimso cimractor for honesty and Indus see blariicdto come an tell usfcrthet the world ever did become o her try was unimpeachable A slmplo ex- wuz tho law Do Inw bilged every ¬ Springfield Republican It Is of course too oarly yet to pro CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH THE QREAT noutico decidedly upon tho fashion of istence it would bo called I suppose body who owned slaves to tell them Preaching every Sabbath at II a m and 730 Porartr and Luxury anil yet this chapter which she nat thet they wuz free n I sposo she silks and velvots to bo worn during p m by W A Provlae Pastor Prayer meeting Little Qlrl Was your folks poor when tho coming season but those who have THROUGH TRUNK LINE rated contains a tragedy that had thought of sho dldn tell mo n all uv you every Friday night at 7 Jo oclock were a little girl Kv Madisonvilxe us tho law would git hoi uv her Fer seen tho trousseaus of somo of the llttlo Ueorgietta been n psinccss between the cities of Grandma We thought we were my autumn brides say that tho fashions Whenever I ceo you I must invol would hare made a thrilling folk tale yo could soo she dldn relish comln an PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH dear We were pioneer farmers and nre funlutnontally the same as they untarlly almost think of a famous Sunday school every Sunday mornlag al 9 tj Then she sez lived In a Tog cabin Aunt Ellen Is n Ull massive mulatto tellln tno any too well Transacts a General Banking Business Cincinnati Lexington Louisville but it Was large have been Pleaching every third Sunday afternoon at 4 scholar woman very advanced in years though An naow yeve got yoro freedom Special attention given to collections rclock and comfortable Evansvillc St Louis The floors were Why how flattering profcssorl And do Ellen Skirts arc still very full and sharply Id like neither she nor anyona knows her exact what yo goln warmly carpeted We had plenty to goi ed And the cities of who s this scholar D yo age Sho sat with folded hands scarce- know what yer a goln t do eat and plenty to wear But we raised Fllegende Blaetter Darwin Sleeves are more pionounccd glgots Nashville Memphis Montgomery ly moving as sho talked save that now think ye kin take cah v yoscl Cofcgc Dircctorij thing and mado our Then I sez and then sho made 11 slight gesture of her Waal mistus Avery We ourselves money to go toown than ever before and so big at the top An Unkind Itemsrk Mobile and New Orleans cloth had no the as to suggest tho necessity for the N 1 spects Ill keep tho head but bofore this bit from her 1 spects 1 kin TURNER LODGE No i F A I want you to know I know all about stores even If we had been near any buckram or feather undersleeves o early life was half told slow tears ran on a sllngln pots an kittles J Stated meetings the first and so we felt very very poor There halt a century ago Tho fullnesi Is legal conveyances said ono lawyer to and Sainrdava In each momh at 7se d down her brown cheeks and no listener reckon I kin do that jls as well now Willi Patent Xrtal Finger Tloard k Transient brethren cordially Invited were two things we were all fond of only at the top however as they nar- another during a dispute in Judgo Cow AND SPEED UNRIVALED could with dry eyes hear her quiet un that Im sot free as bfoh and thats and oh how we longed J AS K RASH W M 10 attend JF Hrldge lTIKAllSTIIRWOItlnl for them and row down tight to tho wrist and are ings court Cmas CowaiL secretary Impassioned narration ot the sorrow- what Pve been at fur back cz I kin I TONE LIKEAHARPI My impression1 Is that tha only legal how wo wlshedwe could afford them finished by a plain deop cuff ful story of how sho lost her little rccollee THEO VOLFRUI CO C0LC51BCSO a sllntrln nots n kilties ST UBRNARD LODGE No no I but we couldnt and It made us feel SHORTEST AND QUICKEST ROUTE Ueorgietta Shoulder trimmings nro not as flar conveyance you have ever been faBfoh I could carry an iron pot Tester very miserable to be so poor O O F Meets every Tuesday nignt W K Pratt sole agent Madlsonvllle Ky These ing as they haye teen nnd are more miliar with was tho Black Maria at 7 top m visiting cratnren cor Write for prlcesoa Musical Instruments From St Louis Evansvillc Yo wants ter heah about tho ole push tho kittles one at a time across two things were salt mackerel and store like opaulots particularly or evening Texas Sittings dially Invited tt attend times Miss Sally tells me Sposo ye W TWYMAH W li J and Henderson to the molasses gowns where the lace that Is not so 11 Hunt Seeretarv Whero bha Fulled means tho times foh tho war maam Why what did profusely used in trimmings Is gath Llttlo Girl Sho was a wonderfully bright and Wanl I ken tell yo a heap about the you havo to eat then SOUTHEAST AND SOUTH olo times ycre fcr I alluz lived right VICTORIA LODGE No I4 KNIGHTS OF ered into rather stiff folds and is quite intelligent girl always at the head of PYTHIAS meets every Monday night In the Grandma Nothing but beef mutton distinct from tho bertha which falls yero Lived yere ever sence I w uz bora Masonic building All members of tbe order are chickens venison quail squirrels wild wide ovpr bosom and shoulders It Is her class and tho star scholar at gradto attend cordially Invited Ye asks mo cf I think de colored peoTHROUGH COACHES Chas Cowill C C ducks brook trout and such things and difficult to describe this trimming uation In fact sho never failed in ple is better off no w n they wue in the Tmss D Ilsasis K of R and S To buy build and improve your home at as for molasses we hadnt anything which is somewhat Of a novelty and anything till she married From above cities to Nashville And how did sho fall then slavery times Waui in my pinion an average Interest rate ol only ilj per but maple sirup N Y World must bo seen to bo understood HOPKINS LODGE No CiAO UW meets Sho married a man to reform him some 01 cm is and some of em aint and Chattanooga mak- ¬ cent Allow twelve jears time In which to every Thursday evening at 7 30 oclock p Those who havo been present at the N Y Press I mean ter say some of era in tho ole repay loans by small monthly Installments Visiting brethren cordially Invited to attend A llaro Worsblpar ing direct con- ¬ Innumerable dinners and luncheons at r m Mcv oao vr m Pay investors big returns with absolute setimes dldn have so hard a times they Ilere Is an instance of a touching al- Newport this summer say that hard Fair Warning Recorder IIsmj Mrsss nection curity Fur full particulars and terms ap hev sence n had moro to cat an drink though unbusinesslike form ot hero times and a tight money market not She You mustnt try to kiss me at D pplyto W VINSON Agent WITH PULLMAN PALACE CARS n they do sence theys free but A distinguished landscape withstanding worship there has never before tho station for there aro so many peo Earllngton Kv maam hero a dramatic pause and a painter onco left his carpet slippers been such sumptubusness und elegance ple there For AtlantaSavannahMacon Official Directory dignified sarcastic smile over tha posbehind him In the humble village lodg of attire as has been seen there this He protestingly But everyone Jacksonville and Points sibility of suchaquostion wo Is free T H MERRI WEATHER ing where for three months he had year Vogue will think wo aro brother and sister State now an thats a great thing I blleve IN FLORIDA lived and worked and won tho secret Sho And Wo will bejtoo if you at ¬ To rap Shots In everybody wants his freedom Governor John Yonng Ilrown Yes TONSORIAL A1MST of moor and hill and dale and per- ¬ tempt Detroit FreePress Lleutenant uavernor Mitchell C Alford A fifteen Inch square of red cheese Connections arc made at Guthrie wuzaslavo until we wuz all Bet free petuated it on canvas His careful wife Secretary of State John WIIeadley North Side of Drug Store Lose Up to Date oloth with narrow brlerstltched hem But I dldn havo so bad a tlraos a great Assistant Secretary of Stale Edward O Leigh at once sent for her husbands slippers nnd two strings ot and Nashville for all points Railroad St EARLINGTON KY Penelope Ahl thcro is to be a clear Private Secretary to Governor Arch u Ilrown many ot de slaves did worsted braid sowed Fact moat us Ills whilom landlady fond foolish across IN COUFS 1IISTUS TISDALK Attorney General W J llendrick tho ono corner does not sound ing sale of English lords at Mrs Van us yero on do eastun sho wuz well oil Auditor U C Norman woman If you want a first class Shavr Shampoo North East South and West sent one sllppor begging at like anything remarkable but when Mllllonoa to night Treasure- r- S Hals to tho colored folks that wuz slaves la do flo V put ora on de low bhelf whah the samo time to keep tbe other as Superintendent of Public I nslructlon Ed Por or Hair Cut this is the place In Pullman Palace Cars one learns it Is to wrap up shoos 01 Her Mother Indeed We must drop Georgy an Loulslany n other places alt seeli things wuz kep la lo olt memento Pall Mall Budget Childrens hair cutting a specialty ter Thompson Office slippers for bag or trunk tho full value around and see if wo can find a bar Green D Swango way oft in the south Register Land kitchen whah ray olu mammy did de Henry F Duncan Commissioner Insurance EMIGRANTS Yo know mistus I lurnca Did I have a good mahstcr Extract from a New Novel Stand ot the notion appears Shoos are the ga In Vogue Waal cookln Deputy Commissioner W T Havens where you are Reginald de Courseyl meanest things to pack or wrap In Adjutant General A J Gross Seeking homes on the line of this I ssposo I might say I did As I tol cookln when I wuz a little gal n Well Turned Rlrhardson Assistant Adjutant General FB spose thatll stifl be my work fui Advance one step nearer and I will teU paper but tho soft cotton wraps them ye I hev so bad a time I couldnt write a book as bad as Supt Arsenal Capt David OConncil road will receive special low rates thatmaam say dldn close and the strings keep them iu W II Gard you what I saw at the worlds falrl I never wuz whipped nor thets baont all I do know Is to State Inspector of Public Trusts that ot yours Jarley said Hicks ner Olo mist us Bhe dldn sav muclimo See agents of this company for sol away frum my husband and chllun Foiled again hissed the villain as he placo gracefully Chicago Trlbuno returned Jarloy I believe you Commissioner of Agrlculture Nlch McDowell Den Philadelphia Record A Jnestlon of Kcononif but one of my chllun wuz carried off but u en t off right quick a lookin sort faded from view Court of Appeals uniei Justice Caswell I II bad as it 1st Truth rates routes or write to -- urtincB Judges W S Prior 1 II Ilaielrifg Ap o iross likc Yo remember my hus neil frum mo It seems to met Samantha ob v LwU Rioorter E W Illnes Clerk Court TEfc tJEAJWI What Ha Wanted You had children then Aunt Ellen served Mr Chugvvater A Mathematical Proposition band Idled oc uv mistus to keep Jiftast C P Atmore G P that when TA peals A Adams Deputy Clerks Court Appeal I tell you Parker money Is scarce Longmoor Jr Sergeant Q eggs are forty cents a dozen theyre IIow many children had you kobt L Green Wood fer hi i So every mouth ul the end What aro you cyphering said tha Louisville Kentucky VS II Hill inUaWnifi got scared Im not going tc pretty expensive eating A Robertson Tipstaff Dont 0 yes maam Ilut I caut zacly uv the month took my wages ter Wis Thats the fair typewriter to tbe bookkeeper Superior Court Presiding Judge Jos Harbour tell yo how many head o chllun I lied Tlsdale When vS got our freedom dun you for that ten dollars you owe way It strikes inc lodges W II YostlrJos Harbour J II Urent I cypher you was tho reply p j ayn 4 aTssrEaMf7lTnBJniffal Lftrarlan Mre stari Ilrown Day How can you say so Joslah reBut ct ye ken count I ken tell ye the tun a llttlo ways in tho month He got her Rochester Democrat and 6 me E Polk Public Printer and Hinder Norwood Johnson Oh I wasnt thinking of that I torted Mrs Chugwator names of every ono ot em 1 never fer Horace dldn owo her much- - Imt ut when you Chronicle Inspector of Mlnes C J AnairrceablolAxatlroandNIJUVETONia gits their names not one of em You cal lated what It woqhl ia any was fixing to ask you to lend me an- know that theso china egg cups were A Really Pleasant Topic Boldliy Drugirlatsorscntbymnll Chord Secretary DC Hardin Chas II Poynu io60a other ten Brooklyn Life using with them wero presented to us count now n Ill say cm over First wny n I lied tho change jfp Hhcqi ana li uu per pacauige samples iree Urey Woodson by Aunt Rachel and didnt cost us a otDicker Dont talk shop lets speak County thero wuz Hamilton an then there ner uv my hundkerchlof n vronittpto Tbe Favorlto I00TH TOTIXS something pleasant Iloth night HAVE HUforthoTethandlJrcaUiK5o Chicago Tribune cent wuz Gcorgo Washington an then Sam dehnuo with It jes th knmeuviUual Judg of Circuit Court C J Pratt Ticker What did your mother-in-laa big j IJommonweaitn For sale by St Bernard Drug Store uelSam wo always called him but to givo it to da mistus but II dldnt Tommy taking and I bite of apple pie A Illunder o Counsel die of Brooklyn Life havo been cook Circuit Court Clerk John Christy he died an then by n by there wuz think as she would take It seeltOas In Mamma says the middle part orgu iAm Arfnnnfv iourl I r uempsey Sunday School Teacher To what She of the fcouniv Attorner C I Weddlll But cf youll believe another boy n then wo called him Sam twus po Utth Ioor as a Church Mouse pie is the filling and I say Its all fill was the fate of Supphlra due County Clsik W II Arnold too But thero wuz two girls between It sho took it u ithout so much us glvln Jcs3 Jack told me last night that Son of Eminent Lawyer To a violaSherl8 RC Tapp Ing Which one is right me k a 1 pi Yes inu1110 tiu did July an Violet was Jailor Daniel Brown 0Malid lor Protection Hot In Ornamtit Mother smiling Well my boy J tion of the principle pf law which for my face How my fortune Superintendent of Schools J J Glenn And so on namo after name with sure z I st luj e tin tH ye Bess very unkind of him L D II Rodgera should say you wero both right Har bids a woman to testify In behalf of Brooklyn Coroner DO WORK llttlo incidents and bits of reminiscence tlh lloul little leorgretfa yo pers Young People IDTTSOIS Lite her husband Washington WAOISISATIS f ot this aqd that child until the aged rvunts to know Wuul she wunVrny Ago Bulldlntr Inventive Curtail Dlstrlct L F Bailey K C Almon Card Arcomptlahmenta Unreasonable woman had mentioned seventeen chil youngest chile ez I tolo ye thah wii A fiaro Indication WASHINQTON DC Court House District D Stodghlli T R Ah said tho professor fccllnj the ii I can dress myself I bragged Willie dren Several had died when young a good many younger n shu wuz but Grocer Those new people on tho hill boys head persevere my son Hanson District I W Simons J W lones And I said Bobble proudly lean theres others had grown up and now lived ivlicu she wuz solo sho wuz jet a little must have come by their money very room Nabo District II F Porter A f Kfc We do not tear up and at the top Theu he wondered wipe my own nosel Brooklyn Lifts Charleston District j v LoveUj K rrana near her Ono her oldest sou had toddlln girl may bo throe par qle I recently what the parents were mad ubout creditably served on the union sldo wuz n ookin at tho tavern then an Customer What makesyou think sol Cleveland Plain Dealer nltnn nliirlcl lohn Fltislmons E C Kirk eat away your clothes during three years ot the war But of Gcorgletta tho wuz t o young t leave Temporal Mutantur Grocer Why they pay their bllli W L Davis II Banson Ashbysburg DIslrlct Many of tho Hebrew wedding rings a our grandmothers lays women used to de all her children tho ono of whom she at home un usetcr tako her long just as promptly as If they were living with strong chemicals Kitchen Dlslrlcl H F Bourland Jaa Priest clare with mo daytimes an shod play roun R I Salmon I II Fox wore tower rlns the set bearlnsr the talked most was llttlo Qeorgletta on a salary Detroit Tribune St Charles Dlstrlct they eouldat In de kitchen all day Sometimes shed You ased about my mahster Waal shape ot a small tower In which was Tsst In to wears go out whea theyd nota but use pure water and What lis Had Hoped onq corner an go fui nsleep inclosed a slip ot parchment contain Out fashions have changed ta the matter ol he wuzn seen a bad man Ho wuz a url up hi Promises like pie crust were made ing a prayor for the happiness of tha good machinery clq thing rich man an sojne said ruther a hard an hev a gooil nap Vaal ono foahnoon sjmebody to be broken said tho Summer Girl couple iuradiio rings bearing a and costumes dt rtgvtvr are bow next to noth man but he wuz sort a jolly an ing Puck gSKPcstVjssn when sho broke the engagement They usoter call him Ole comi s luto do Ultchcn an tells mo ez representation of tha Garden of n Yes said he gloomily but in this were much invso iiuiiiu the s Able to Keep a Secret Hickory Dlckoryl He wuz alluz a rldln Mist Gcorgletta vvuz in do hall awalttn mil BUT PILES Principal I have to send yon on a abaout tbo kentry fer he owned a fur ter sue mo MissGeorgietta wuz case I had hoped the promise would be century as wedding rings aeap o Ian along the castun sho an my young mistus an sho wuz alius so like some of tho pastry at our boarding-very important errand ono demand house Tho Agu or the Ireeoclous Puck Ing tha greatest secrecy Say Mr rode all abaout the kcatry ter look after pleasant spoken an kind like thet we am MAKER Mrs Jhoncs Ethel you might tell Meier can 1 rely upon you AflD Madisonvillc Steam Laundry things Folks said tbet he owned so all thought a heap o her I hurrlod Are you Labor me who the young man is that called able tq deep a secret FfLMbih rcri t many slaves he didnt know his own right out ter do hall an thar she stood 4 s situiuu Regie I heard papa say the other last evening aniens 10 st uhi3 niggahsl They motor tell haow when ati sho sez- Ellen ma srz ye raus git day Clerk Ob certainly whispering In that labor is sweet and noble Ethel just seventeen Certainly principals ear I have been secretly be wanted to light turn his hoss ter Georgiutta nrady t go bark with Also makes is the place for dirty Mamma So it is Regie mamma if jouro curious about It 1 oversee some piece uv work hed call to brother tUy uftcr to morrow Ilrr Regie Then mamma why does papa thats the young man Im engagod to engaged to your daughter for tha last some boy or man Come ycre boy n brother wuz th a dost chile uv uy me couple of years Focrposten hire a man to cut tho grass while he HARNESS AND SADDU1YI clothes to get white Chicago Record Whoso inlbtus au he wuz marrlo I au lvoJ hoi my hossl Then hed say slta on the piazza and only looks on Telllntr the Good Hews boy are yo Then like s not the nig way off bomowheres In G Hinjy Ono Lnrge IIeartcd Man trout Jayvtlle neatly I Mrs Youngma And so my baby got jtsfAll repairing promptly and vwsFKaW asfysscsos jerd say Yours Mahs Tlsdale1 an uv my girls Sally lived with him wuz Harpers Young People If you dont look out said tho ex- the prizo at the baby show I know dona at then ole massa would throw him a fip miss to his chlliin My Sally wuz much Ills Affaetlooa cited stranger catching- the police ho would It couldnt have been oth ¬ J W- - PHITCHBTT penny bit and he would haw haw and ez Of toon years ole by this time an bed First Boy Which do you like beat man at tho crossing by tho arm and erwise priopTi ben off thar with Mas John u loug your father or your mother 10 would all de colud folks that wuz a ROBINSONS Nt W BLOCK jerking him toward the sidewalk Old Bachelor one of tha judges- ttandln ubout because Alalia Tlsdale time u I wuznt afcanl uv their Second Boy Well I like my father youll get run overl stundlnn Ycs madam we all agreed that your Manager KV MADISONVILLE own niggahsl Waal selllu her but I knew well enough best mostly but I like my mother best right In tho middle Youro street ildnt know his af tho Etar-liJ-iertobaby was the least ttot tnv Uttlo Gem V n vw JSS SV J n- - un witmut ii r ii vasuier M everything I j- - wuz lw bJITL SCJrl ai TTJ T ¬ BANK- -af III J sawepasBs ¬ Ah how tho years exile us Into dreams ti- Walter Caroy 1 Fhcro Is a dancing In Iho mornlnff beams rncro is a rainbow sown amid the dew There Is a glint of gold shot through the sands A molten sapphire In tho mountains hue And Uopo down comes with all her singing bauds Nay nay it Is not soi twas long ago There tea a dancing In the morning beams All how tho years exile us Into dreams I ands Sho Itop things uptnlfthty well fer a woman but that wuznt allays lest as olo massa her husband had done a foro her n onconawllo shed sell somo o her slaves Did you know your old mistress well Aunt Ellen V coso I knowed herK in ne knowed me n 1 talked ter mo many a time Ill toll ye presnly haow sho come ter my little cabin ter lelljno when wo wuz all pet free byihe ri lot in oo mu sole any use to cm u i ieic sura 1 urn first minute t she was a goln to yTsafii lid 1 -- I lErirjpx jks T ArtrivTrc fcV i ¬ ¬ I ¬ WANTED W HOFFMAN E2tEm2L i ¬ 13 EHNTT t s r f Wato Jasfins 4 - wasa-comln- Tiios D StoOes YWW PATENTS I J R LITTELL ¬ I- Tinwa rs ¬ ¬ VVawl iiripjtora C on ¬ EDexrlir ipytori JCy JOHN E MORTON II BANKER L N RAILROAD ¬ ¬ f f TDIUMPH fL f ¬ rm GUITAR f W it li out Ol xeuragje ¬ ¬ ¬ We Loan Money ¬ ¬ ¬ V it ¬ ¬ tft 1 m c 1 YOU WE is iiwiii -- fTf AU lLlj THE CLOTHES w PATENTS DtJBOIS 1 ¬ THE Til 1 wl BUGKEYEi EU 1 S C Keegan BOOT SHOE QntfH07HlG syr5 crimKj ounu THE lcs Botel A Lacile LDety- ssseraa ¬ - ¬ ns Kv - -- i Thoauestlon Is often asked will not the coal mines at this place soon have to close for the lack of coal Ono who knows whereof ho speaks says that No 1 1 mine without buying more coal lands ntready in ihe possession ot the St Bernard Coal Co can be successfully worked for at least twenty yoars yot When this mine becomes exhausted there still remains thousands of acres of fine coal lands near and adjoining this place which can be easily opened up So it can bo nafely said that without the acquisition of mora coat lands generations can come and go before the fields in sight become exhausted and Is therefore unnecessary for the present generation to lose any sleep oer tho matter In fad their childrens children will not live toiea the mines at Uarllngton close up for lack of coal ¬ CfeJPgce WEE Rational JaJDital Frofl Our Regular Correspondent PUBUSHINB COMPANY Incorporated 1 Washington Dec 4 1893 u itered Ihe PottoSee at Barllnston att matter SUBSCRIPTION on Yearttrlellylnadeance n Second ft eo RATES rn So Slit Months J rhreeMonths 5 SpAlmen c7ple- mailed free PP10- - the Cwrespondentt winted In ill ptrtt of onntT - Addresj oi for psrttcwsrs RATES OF ADVERTISING i Karl inhteouent Insertion Display advertisements for Ion periods eon traeted for it special rite Local notices jcemipeiim hiniiil deathnotcet Inserted free Obituary notices will be chimed cent per jUne SerAll idTertlteraenti it resulsr rite piper like the rim of theirnnged for by ipeelil eon en only when jne square first Insertion H 5 ttet A Mriss tenh P0 ill communications to THE BEE Earlington Ky THURSDAY DECEMBER 7 83 M lias abandoned its idea of starting a daily paper at Nashville Tenn Oun Legislature convenes on TWerlnv lanuarv and and will find something to do during its sixty days session The Courierrjournal Company jji The Hawaiian affair may yet develop into a breach or promise Who knows what it may suit bring forth ¬ It Congressmen are wise they will listen to the voice of the peo- ¬ ple who have declared SQvemphat iraJiy against Clevelandfree trade r r espa prices hi season Wc tu this department on one tentb 01 the ex- penje than any siock 01 ciowiiiig of its Size in town and can conse- quently name lower prices than JT any of our competitors Alexander Madisonville As it stands today the new tariff bill contains no protection except The Wilson tariff bill is no more such as is incidental and no more than what a certain few Demo- ¬ of even incidental protection than crats have been clamoring for could not be avoided in providing That bill is already doomed Con- ¬ for revenues The duty on such gress although Democratic is not articles as are in the old law barely foolhardy enough to enact a meas- ¬ in the protective schedules is re- ¬ ure so damaging to American in- ¬ duced a little but in every case terests where the McKiriley law gives high George Tilly was arrested at Editor Mfacham of the Hop protection the cuts have been he- ¬ Paducah a day or two ago charged entertains roic In some cases the duties with breaking into a peanut fac- ¬ kinsville Kentuckian The last Leg- ¬ left on are not more than one third tory Tilly went from this place for he says fears hoopskirt of those provided in the McKinley to Paducah a few years ago and islature developed was led astray by the bad boys and cigarette statesmen and the law Taking all the cuts great just like their father of paducah Mayfield Mirror next will doubtless bring to the and small to cast the average the front some equally silly reformer average reduction of duties in the George seems to be a young to waste time and money on foot- ¬ bill will approximate 40 per cent man of a pea culiar nature He is ball legislation The bill has in it therefore prac evidently off his nut1 and should 1 Tie Philadelphia Ledger contains tically no protection and will occa be watched Tilly he gets straight an interesting interview on the new sion a very heavy loss of revenue again tariff bill with Colonel Charles H which must be made up by some The jury in the case against Banes a prominent Democratic means not yet decided on W S Woods who killed his son business man of the Quaker City The additionstothe free list are in Paducah with a beer glass last and a former Democratic candidate very great and include nearly all August returned a verdict of vpl In the interview of the crude and raw materials untarv manslaughter and Woods for Congress was sentenced to six months in the Colonel Banes who stigmatizes used in manufacturing and a great His sentence should county jail bill as a hy ¬ number of the chemicals The have been six years and then the Cleveland Wilson suddenly disturbs following are new items in this free Woods would not have received brid which Mayfield Moniwith ruthless hands the economic list Wool iron ore coal pig tin his just deserts also hemp flax jute silver lead ore tor conditions of a generation If this is the way blind folded describes a conversation which he copper salt binding twine and justice is dosed out down in that ¬ had with Chairman Wilson of the cotton ties and lumber not adhigh- ¬ Ways and Means Committee when vanced in preparation beyond saw- ¬ corner of the deadening of prepara- ing The sugar schedule of the way robbery would be compli- ¬ the bill was in course Colonel Banes new bill continues the free im- ¬ mented and the man who would I affirmed tion would declares that the reduction con- ¬ portation of raw sugar while the kill his mother-in-latemplated would fall most heavily duty on refined sugar is reduced doubtless be awarded a premium upon the laboring classes Mr from half a cent to a quarter of a The biggest poplar ever cut in The bounty Wilsons reply was to the effect cent per pound workmen paid under the McKinley law Obion county was cut last week in that as our American No 12 district for the old band are better housed clothed and fed of 2 cents a pound on sugar mill Five saw logs were cut from they could do more Avork for the produced in the United States is it each 14 feet long The butt cut to be reduced at the rate of a eight feet in diameter or 24 feet same wages than foreigners This is the whole case in a nut- quarter of a cent each year Eight around the cuts after tho butt cut being but little less It took 24 shell The fundamental and con- years will therefore elapse before yoke or 48 oxen to haul each log tariff it is finally repealed A most im trolling principle of the new Hickman Courier scheme is that Amercan working portant action of the committee For a numerous team and a pon- ¬ work for the same in connection with the sugar ques- ¬ men shall derous load this removes the wages as the foreign pauper labor tion is the abandonment of the hosiery from anything in our cattlethat lives in a hovel and dies in an reciprocity feature of the McKinley -log almshouse The Jheory that the bill There will be no reciprocity wage earners of the United States clause in the Wilson bill Dont forget that we need the are mere beasts of burden who The House of Representatives is money due on subscription and Next week next can be forced to do much more at tnes an evanescent bodv need it now work under the spur of impending Neariy 50 members live within a month or next year may find us may find you dead Pay starvation than they do now ordays mJe 0f the Capitol and dead or it the printer can now and pay his than the labor of Europe performs jnany o tjiem Can reach home debts Bath County World is a pet doctrine of the free traders wthJn a few hourSi It s this act The foregoing shows conclti- What do the workjngmen of Amer that makes a quorum of the House siveiy that the ctitor of Ue Wotld ica whose wages homes and man ¬ evanescent Indeed only meas- - finds that the creit system Jn hood are threatened by the over uresof great national importance journalistn is decidedly debt-ri-fithrovy of protection think of thjs the seats in the chamber When n nni Are they willing to a final vote has been taken upon proposition stand idly by and allow American anv great measure the quorum Persons who believe that one wages to be cut down one half seems to vanish like the mists of had as well be out of the world as ficliinr SMtrrlit ir Knim nut r w New York the mornimr without resistance vMbn w uun that the long hair worn by the Pfess i iiicic may uu ijuuium Iiraciii iijanuyi 0f pasr amj wic r nf lir nrewnl io i n ill the CltV WltllOUt neillC lliaile tilii Our Mens Youths and Chil c i a r t it b drens Suits and Overcoats are nianiiesi in me jjoubc ocoreb 01 same time the goddesses of J ranee ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ i ll I erally supposed this year has not been one of a large number of accidents In spite nf all the Worlds Fair trahMroubles accident inj surance companies report no considerable increase in accidents dur- ¬ ing the year alVaW Auis will not have it though the President insists on the In this delivery of the goods case there is no refunding of the money or that too might have Honors are been demanded about easy The Presidents message is about as lengthy as it is long winded and in all is rather an uninteresting document A certain degree of uncertainly prevails throughout which is attributed perhaps to the tidal wave of the popular vote on November 7th last ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Costrarv to what might be gen- ¬ The more the subject is talked over among those interested in the matter the stronger become Jhc indications that there will be Tittle or no financial legislation at the session of Congress which begins next monday A number of measures will be reported from committees soon after the hession opens but there is such a conflict of opinion and of interest in the matter that the accomplishment of anything definite is extremely doubtful On the part of the silver men there is hardly a disposition to make any effort The committee on banking and currency may report a coinage bill which A mawill never be acted upon jority report favorable to the repeal of the state hank tax will probably be made by the committee on banking and currency and there will also be a minority report adverse to it Secretary Carlisle the Speaker of the House aad the President not so enthusiastically are in favor of the repeal of this tax The chairman of the banking committee is opposed to it and it is believed that the proposition has not the support of the majority in the House It may be stronger in the Senate The Treasury De- ¬ partment will try to secure legislation favorable to national banks providing for an increase of the national bank currency But the belief of those best informed is that through the bickerings arising from different interests all substan- ¬ tial and important legislation on the subject will fail ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Others vanish for weeks for months and jn two recent cases fonycars without being recorded Even among on a yea or nay vote the steady attendants of the ses sions of the House there arc very few hard workers The man who talks the most as n usual thing There are out works the least riders and cavortcrs around the legislative coach and a very few The old wheel wheel horses horses are giving place to the new but fortunately among the new ones there arc a few men who are ever in tbeir scats and always at work Without them the crops would be filled with weeds the roads overrun with water courses and many a political field lie fal- ¬ low slightest change will he made in the luxuriant tresses which invari ably adorn boarding house hash and country butter One night last week f im Broady a bad negro of Hopkinsvillc went to u hen house belonging to John Denton a farmer near town and proceeded to help himself to the chickens he found thcic Denton heard the noise and going out found Broady with a half a dozen hens tied and catching more The thief told him to stop or he would cut him but Denton paid no at tention to him and knocked him down half a dozen times with his fist Finally he let him go and thought no more about it The next day Broady was reported very ill and Tuesday he died Denton has given himself up telling how the negro came to his death but no warrant has been issued for him and it is not likely that one will be taken out Princeton Banner It would seem from the above that Mr Denton is an of the kind ¬ A lloiiftthoid TrKKiirt You have the same rlohl to say a farmer av8l shall not buy up a competing farm as you D W t uller of CanaJoheHo N have to say that a railroad shall not buy a that be always keens Dr Kinos New Dis- competing road and any taw to that effect covery in tbe bouse and hta family has Is an injustice always found the very best results follow been Its use that be would not be without it If Another nev telegraph line has G A Dykcman Druggist built by the Western Union Company from procurable Evansville to Hopkinsvllt The new wire Oatsklll N V say that Dr Kings New was completed tail Saturday and will be Discovery Is undoubtedly the besl Cough remedy that bo has used it in his family V a great benefit to towns on the O for eight cars mid it has never failed to A sad accident occurred last Tuesday do all that is claimed for it Why not try night on the Memphis division of tho I a remedy no long tried and teMed Trial N Whie a freight train was passing bottles free at St llernard Drug Stote over a bridge or trestle the structure gave Regular size 50c and 100 way and the train went down and caught The engtno and many cars were fire burned IRAKIS TST 13 Mfi vl C aLBaaai oCKiH 1 VJ iMpille ROUTE - vTHt FAVOniTC LINE TO CHICAGO AND ALL POINTS IN THE North and N6kTiiwrsT Rtiiiemtcf this lltto Imw n rlfwiiil tally brtwtrn Natln4lh and CMrn ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Ambassador Van Alen he of the monocle has at last emerged from his diplomatic seclusion and has condescended to intimate to the Secretary of State that he will come to Washington shortly for the purpose of receiving instructions for the administration of his office at the capitol of Italy It is said that he has engaged sumptuous apparatus at Rome and is prepared to entertain on a lavishNew York four hundred scale ¬ knock-yott-li- st large Crayons views ot Kesiuences ana family Groups Come see us Willis Sons Gallery on Hog Eye lot Madisonvillc Ky Loads slacks pyramids goods at W C McLeods OUR SENATE For fine Photos of holiday Press Patarajs ECHOES FROM TOOMBS ¬ A man id Lamed Kansas shot off his hand on purpose in order to obtain a 5000 accident policy This is one way of getting your hand in the pocket of a corporation Murray Item We uont thins a man that is larned would tackle a corporation with a lone hand It will be if he does not get an accident euchercd ¬ ¬ The ways and mean9 committee have been hard at work on the tariff bill They were remarkably suc cessful in preserving the secrecy of the committee every member being as watchful over his tongue as if his honor and reputation were at stake There is hardly in the history of Congress a more suc The excessful effort at secrecy ecutive secrets of the benatc arc more easily obtained on the day of their bjrth than to get any information from this committee during all the time they were in session ¬ ¬ W R Bowles on entering the post office last Friday morning slipped and fell striking his hand against the glass in the door break ing samci from which he received an ugly cut Republican Banner ¬ Will our neighbor please state whether it was Mr Bowles hand the glass or the door that was broken Wc arc inclined to think that the wound received was of a pane ful nature George Aton tho blacksmith at Lowes was robbed in Paducah while there purchasing iron last week The Paducah merchants had already robbed Mr Aton of nearly all he had so the thief did not get a chance at much money Mayfield Mirror Either the above is but a bit of irony or the merchants and the thieves of Paducah tried ruin Aton the blacksmith We have no reason to hope that we have progressed nearly if liot entirely beyond the region of doubtful and disputed constitutional construction wc may presume with some degree of confidence that the questions which shall in the future be submitted for deter mination will be questions of expediency purely and it is scarcely possible therefore to imagine a situation which will furnish an excuse for simple unqualified legislative obstruction If this be true the Senate like the House must submit to some conclusive restrictions oi debate and may as well at once adopt and observe rules which will permit all questions to be considered and decided with no more than a reasonable amount of discussion In one aspect this compulsory popular opinion requiring so august a body to attend to business will involve consequences which to those who deplore any interference may with established customs seem very sad it will largely hinder the complete exercise of senato All reforms howrial courtesy ever must be attended with some sacrifices and it is highly probable that if senators will be a little more considerate of the public patience the public will patiently endure some diminution of the consideration they have been accustomed to show each other Basil W Duke in the Southern Magazine for December ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Hoods and Only Hoods Hoods Sarsaparilla is carefully prepared from Sarsaparilla Dandelion Mandrake Dock Fipsissewa Juniper berries and other well known remedies by a peculiar combination proportion and process giving to Hoods Sarsaparilla curative powers not possessed by other remediss It eIet re markable cures when other preparations fail ¬ Hoods Fills cure biliousness DovVr in ffye Mins Sam Magenbeimer is now a sufferer from injuries lately received in the mines having been run over by one of the bank cars Thos Longstaff says be has made at this place while mining coal in years past one hundred and fifteen dollars per month There is no reason why our miners should not enjoy Christmas for the St Bernard and other companies have paid their em- ¬ ployes up in full We beard a young man who is scarcely out of his teens say that during the month of November be bad mined a sufficient amount of coal lo bring him in i Co Now where could that miner go and do as well When accosted before daylight one morning last week by an officer Supt Stull showed fight and was it is said reaching down in his pistol pocket for a weapon of defense when the officer ex plained to his satisfaction the ebjeel of his early visit There is not at the present time a subject of more vital interest to the miners than the threat to put coal on the free list tho result of such a move it accomplished ac- ¬ cording to the Wilson tan iff bill would be a disastrous one to the miners in many states especially is this true of some of Ihe A flat car costs about 3So a flat bottom southern states as shown hero by a leading coat car 475 a gondola drop bottom 500 journal a double hopper bottom coke car 340 a WHAT FREE COAL WOULD DO box car IGoo a stock car 550 a fruit car 700 and a refrigerator car Henry W Lambrith ot the Lambrith ventilated Coat Company said yesterday that the 800 A four wheeled caboose costs 550 placing of bituminous coal on the free list and an eight wheeled one 700 The prices as is proposed by tho Wilson bill would given on the above cars includo power A 50 prove most disastrous to that industry in brakes and vertical plane couplers foot mail and baggage car costs 3509 a the United States Tho passago of that bill with coal on second class coach 4800 afirst clasicoich 5500 white a first class Pullman car costs the free list would demoralize the bituminous coal business of the Middle and South- ¬ 15000 ern States particularly One ot two things looks almost certain It would result in one of two things either the payment ot and that is that the A T A S I R It starvition wages or Ihe closing of tho Co are either almost entirely out of en mines Labor io our mines is now down gines or flush with money judging from about as low as It can go The miners lot tho following order just sent in for new The Ilaldwin Locomotive day receive from 8 to tl per week but locomotives if the tariff of 75 cents n ton is taken off Works have received au order for 71 en this coal foreign coal will immediately gines Irom the Atchison Topeka and come in and drive us oat ot business Why Santa le system This is one of the larg even with this tarili I am informed lliit I est orders the Haldwin works has ever re during the present season tho syndicate that ceived from a single railroad company bought the Nova Scotia mines last Fall Forty two of the engines are to be built at has shipped 8000 tons of coal to the New once and the remaining 29 during 1894 oq Pnolanrl latr I am atcn IntnrmA trial No subject at the present time is of more mey are making great preparauons 10 con- - iinleresl 0 thB M1roai employees on the Irolthe entire New England market IfU N system han be one ttltiag 0 Ihey can sell their coal in that market with lbe rloralioa of he ale ten per cent clll a duty of 75 cents a ton on It there can be tn heIr Miaries on wagesand quite natuar tittle doubt that with Ihe duty removed -i ii ii lit ml Iheywoutd croud American coal entirely made at an early date We give here some out of New England quotations from the Courier Journal on wnatuo stne bituminous coai inter- - hi quejion Tbe conference of ihe est in the United States amount to in money Grievance Committees of the Louisville vaue and Nashville with the management relative Last year the output of the American to a restoration of wages called for today mines amounted to 1 13000000 Ions having has been postponed till Dec 9 Many of a value of 125000000 There are 312S93 the members of the committees had ar pcrsons actually employed in this business rived in the city in response to tbe call Several of the chair- Take Pennsylvania which leads all of the issued Wednesday other Stales in this product The output of men of these committees composed princi- the Pennsylvania mines in 1882 was 46- - pally of S W Peltibone of the engineers and 684000 tons or within 10000000 tons of J A Johnson of the switchmen esterday half tbe product of the entire country This E M Dumas of the trainmen output was valued at 39000000 It gave discussed tbe matter at Trebings Hotel employment to 76655 people and they re It was decided for reasons that were not ceived in wages over3i 000000 Freecoal disclosed to postpone the conference unThose who had arrived would mean not only a decreased product til next Saturday from the Pennsylvania mines but a fright- in the city went back last night but while ful cut in the wage rate West Virginia here hotel arrangements were made for Maryland and Alabama would suffer just the sixty four members ot the several comlike mittees on their return as much because tbey are situated While the men are all anxious for a resPennsylvania close to the seaboard toration tbe leaders are fully aware that In West Virginia bituminous coal mi ing has become one of the most valuable owing lo the continued demoralued busi interest of the State The product of her ness a restoration can not be expected v mines last yearamounted to 8638000 tons tlm a UW rrtmn dmuur uw Mru r 1MIJ V Ih ttM wbb having a value of 7852000 These mines less and want a restoration whether or no furnished direct employment to 15867 The general chairman will be guided by the people Alabamas mines are also being men developed Their output last year amounted It is likely however that the matter ot to 5528000 tons having a value of 5783- - a restoration will not be discussed at the 000 and 10075 persons were given employ conference with the officials though some ment Maryland s great coal mines in the ieDS raay bo taken to set a date lor a res- Cumberland District would be mro to suf toration or for a partial restoration r rom lulv j when the depression began fer The product of those minus last year was 3419000 tons having a value of 3 to November 21 tbe total gross earnings 052000 and 3886 people found employ ¬ have been 7535963 79 This is a de ment in that work crease of 1518279 02 over the correspond- ¬ considera ¬ ing period last year Tbe third week of These four States furnished bly more than half of tbe entire American November showed a decrease of 38445 product last car and tbey are Ihe States Tbe decrease for the month of November that would suffer most from free coal The will not be known before next Tuesday Alabama coal men have since the recipro- but it will not fall far short of 200000 There was a sentiment among tbe men city treaties with Cuba and Mexico been shipping considerable soft coal to those yesterday afternoon in favor of asking a The Wilson bill would practi- restoration of 5 per cnt in sixty days procountries viding the business at tbat time justified cally kill tbat branch of their busineis However I lo not expect to see coal it but as it was only talk it can not be placed upon the free list I do not see bow said to be the view held by the General the Democratic Senators from Maryland Committee General Manager Metcalf and President West Virginia and Alabama can afford to vote for such a measure It would mean Smith both said yesterday they would be the destruction of vast business enterprises willing to have a conference with the comin their States and the enforced idleness of mittees whenever they would call Mr I am therefore Metcalf did not think the question of an thousands of workmen hopeful that bituminous coal will be taken immediate restoration could be entered into from tbe free list In the meantime how- in view of too depressed business ever our business will be in a state of stagnation It is practically there now and I see little hope for an improvement while this bill is pending in Congress ¬ ¬ 1 ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ 11 ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ We see ho good reason why Hopktnsvjtte should feel sore over the fact that the L N has gobbled up Ihe Ohio Vtlley Such a change is certainly for the belter because the present owners are able to give better service than before and wilt not in the least impair railroad facilities to and from that point 6ofon Belt Route St lrln Louis Southwestern Railway TO Iv Ar Nathvllle I AN II KT 1LI C 7 1 4 1 minjWlle Terro HuJ Chicago m am 4 n 5 ARKANSAS AND TEXAS Thtt It a 10IIJ vMtilnilt1 tialn willi IUILM AN A Dining SLMir HKS and DAY C0ACIIE6 Car is attached to llic tram at Danville enabling tho pMrnRfti lo tliclr breakfatt en route Connections maile at Nathtille with through alrepcra from tarkionvlllc Florida and Mem plils Tennessee Ier llotca Map tr fmlher Information rail on or adilretl A a 1ALMIR S U ROGIKS A P ATII K K Southern Iaai Atl I vammlte Ind Chattanooga Tcnn tl THE ONLY LINK WITH Through Car Service inoM r emphislo NO C1IANUC f exas W IO POINTS Ol CAKS Do you weir them 7 When next In need try a pair S3 SHOE hoWp Boot In tho world L DOUGLAS Jf V 250 m 200 FOR ¬ Ft Worth Wac OR ISTMlMKtHATK 450D 300 TWO DAILY TRAINS CRRVINC rdlVVi 225 3200Utfl rftft 350 laVi 250 e 400 MY I Through Coaches and Pullman Sleepers Tra er diig the ItnrM Carmine Crating and Timber I1111K and Itcachlng the Moi Irosperoiii Tom 11 and Cities in the Ujoowint 1 fins DRESS SHOE tats h the litest 01 8 try ny 3 350 400 or stylos dont pi 5 Shot Thef fit equal t custom mad andlMk and wear at el ffyoa ulsh lo eeontmUelsywr footwear dotofcypirthasliio W L Doughs Sheet Narad and fries stamped en tho battom lack for It when yw buy W I DOUOLAS llrochton Mast Sold by wmMm Pte CO Ik irnlAJcrtA- iwifit J8i lfcWi1rSti J200 SI75 fort boys UOICS l75 GriiAt Southwest Yielding aburil1ntl all the cereals corn nnd cotton and es pecially adipled lo IhccullUation of small Iruils and early egetables CKAZINC LANDS -- Affordine excellent pas turae during almost the entire ear and comparatively close to the great markets TIMIIEK LAXIIS Covered with almost in xbaustible forests of ellow pine cy press and tho hard uoods common to Arkansas and Hastern Texas FAKSIIM LAXIIS ¬ JOHN M VICTORY TS EARLINGTON A KY Scientific American Agency fVA vl IV I CAN UK AND IKOCUKKK OK I1BAS0NA1IIK ADVANTAGEOUS TIIKMS For tnfornutlnn ttnfl rrro HaodNx writ tn MUNN A txj a 1 IliinaiiwAT Mew Vonir Ohlrat boreal tor aocurliuc paterla tn America KTerr rtftt taken out br u la brought bef ora the ruwio by a uotlco glrcu Ires ot chirto lu lb j tml tljZr r HI aL rH l OAVCAT8 aV TRADE MARKS LJP - COPYRimiTta DESIGN PATCMT8 ntnJ All IIhm esnnecl wlili and lm tUVwa mi aala la Ihe Ijrfwfiffa Inn Cotton Belt Route fr cf any mentlfla paper In tho worlj ttlethtkltr illustrate fro Inirturoai man ahnuld bo ulthoul It Wceklr 3UII a jeari IMUalx month AiH1re Jtf NN A tx liroMiiayAew Vorkoty riiiUaii tn UUl Larrrtt etreulal Jwtttau itikr DO YOU KSOW WHO TI1IS IS Mapa Time Ak jour nearcas Tl eael Akwis rariiH m uittiKrrtoirariu Table etc and write 10 an l Im fIWin for tur r nirr iiui all Informally yw mar Hetire esftter nine a trip Ill name lia Iwtirehold word 10 the IJreat Smlhweat throughout the I lilted male JIM tiittllciuea pel formed audi IKHIIII JONBS R TG MATTIIBWS mm thai shy were rallert Hits Pat At Ditl Im Ant miracl 1 Ills nrluinnt pre rcrlpiluna are In tlm hands cit Memphia Tenn IMilitillr K till druggist A K Haw hilt II II SUTTON Mho nilid oter wuo ot tlieiu W GADAMS ftrUtk A Slltrastltl ItlK tM UktiM Trar Trar Pais Art leaatlft SMfUr 11M Chmurtaeci Tenn Nathtllle Term sue r r luiinMitiL nix tH nia lrtttrttc rir fM i W IAllKAUMi J A EDSON 1 1m ri m rt Genl Paw A Tin Ai rirtami Itli alll tar all hin a EUr CIW Genl Sops aiDSSI liUHmiu hi r eii Si I oiila Mo Tcxarkana Tor l rltj 41 Tho above nnd all bis other medicines will Us enl exprcta pld upon receipt ot price If jour druKxttt tartl furnish them Cum guaranteed or money refunded None eenulna without my luino 011 each lectin go Send for loolc free Uescrlblus his treatment of ehroitla disease- A BAWilILL Allegheny la im tsttu iijim4 t0 Tie Press -Daily Still r Philadelphia Suuitay iUcehly L H PAGEt Kentucky Contractor and Builder Madisonville FOR IQ93 94 mainialoa Ita politico at Philadelphia Greateil 1amlly Kewipjptf IT PRINTS And AU THE NEWS thii newt It carefully errified fully clat JGood Work lifted ably edited legibly printed and made Ihe more interesting by being well illustrated Guaranteed Write for Terms Of EDITORIALLY IT IS STRONG policy being as once forceful fear agifrettie honetl and alwaya directed lo Ihe public welfare lett impartial tit editorial IT IS PRE EMINENTLY A FAMILY PAPER toots end Meeting all requirement aa inch by appealing directly lo thebcil Intercut of every member of Ibo household and by tho alienee of anything of an objectionable character iif cither in newt literary or advertising columns feocomotiOe Blasts Hoods Oures tuurrBotuoSill Lwm n Ouo centad two II aEiiy Cinr M ls ffa 31 AiJPJBjtrZJ TERMS Or THE PRESS Agent Thos Steel and wife of Sebree made relatives a brief visit this week Master of Trains Devney was away on important business most of last week The boys regard bim as a great bustler and therefore keep one eye on him Jly mall pottage free In the United Rlstei Canada and Meiico one month ono ear une month Dallyeicepl Sunday one year including Sunda M V iAoo 50 where all others fail Cougha Croup Bora Throat Hoarseness Whooping Couiih Mid Aathma Fnr Pnnaumntln I ln m Hml has cured thousands and Trill cunn YOU if taken lu time gold by Druisslstg on ft cuat l n Jnn ltirlc or Cheat liso 811 1 LOUS CELLAUONNA VLUZTlillZZa 730 63 Foreman Kobt Halloway and crew of men having finished the new overhead Scotch coal is already imported to some bridge near Goodletts have moved to Hen extent although the protective duty of the derson McKinley bill is seventy five cents per ton It is safe to say tbat soon after tbe L N With the duty removed we shall have a takes control of the Ohio Valley that aver good deal more of foreign coal or our half of the present wooden trestles will be miners will have to work for a good deal done away with which will greatly improve less wages Ihe condition ot that line ¬ Sunday one jear 100 WEEKLY PRESS ono year 100 Drafts ChecVtand other Reinitlaneesthould be made payable 10 the order of i J v gflugVUgeaB remedy - rrrWy -- ILQHVlkCATARRH uu Tr mi remedy 13 otinran Forsalo by St llernard Coal Company THE PRE8S CO LIMITED PA PlIILAnEMllIA Mr Elmore Y SUflt Iud SAN ADVERTISING MEDIUM Tlllf PRESS IS AMONG THE IIEST IN THE UNITED STATES VlKESS WANT ADS rive the greatoM results The people believe In ihum and mo them THE PRESS prints at high at 4041 want advertisements In a tingle issue and has re ¬ ceived roo67 antweu lo Preea Want Adt in a tingle day Tldt tliowt why Prett Want Adt give the greatest result Kales for Classified Adttrilxemcnts Prepaid Situation Wanted Half Cent a Word Help Wanted One Cent a Word Real Ettale One Cent a Word Boarding Two Cents a Word Koonis Two Cent a Word I Sundays For Sale and TwoClt a Word Uii Opportunltlea Weekdays Oqe Cent a Word For tmall amounts one cent orlvocent ttampa are accepted tame at caih ONE DOLLAR HOUR It easily enrneil by any oue of either aet In any part of the country who It w Ming tq work lndu trlously at tho einploiuent which ue furnish IhelahorU light and pleasant and son run 110 risk ulmtesir We lit ou out coiuiletpo hilt you can jriro tho business n trial without tpciiM rself For tlioio willluKtn do n lltllowork lids la tlie urandctt offer made ou ran work all iv or In theerenlns orilt If jou ure t tii ploys d and haven few spare hours ut our dl poial ulllUo them and add to sour Ineomu -pur huilucst will not Inlrrfem ut all ou will beamascd on tho start at the rnpldllyaud in by which you amnta dollar upon dollar dn In mi Jiy out Krtn begtunrrt are successful fruui tlir rat hour Auyiinecuiiriiii the hiitiniM -- nun fall lou should try nothing 1U0 until yixi for yourself what ou rim do t tlm butliwn which we offer No capital rliked Women ure grand workers kowudava they mnlto as much at men 1 hey aliould Irr this btiilncti at It It o writ adapted io them Write at once and are for yourself Aidrttss II IIUIKTT St CO lto 8S0 lorlluud Mo Of Akron l i Merest ol Iblr en he Is l Bttuents with a deft oyc to busim Jtion of St Paul that lone hair is new gold mining enterprises in Georgia and Some c woman ness fn thJ Houge Henderson ho ccin California Idaho Colorado and Nevada aro reporting great increases Kressmen are like earner pigeons Journal if Europe think i can knock u out wtb It Is a hair raising fact that there a Dle llaadard he flying home on the first opportu- blg mUliie mty and distributing intelligence s no indication showing that the wmewhere SJ0Tic fi tc - 1 J wUh to malto this statement for tho benefit of peoplo that nay Lo suffering w itli that dread ¬ oo ed disease cancer for fire years I have lml Tbe many friends of Conductor Dutch welcome him back on the Hender ¬ onocomliigon lnyface I tried having It burned Few conductors on this di- ¬ out and soveral other remedies but all of ao son division to try Hoods Barsaia As a result of the repeal cf the Sherman vision are more popular than Joe and not avail unUl I was induced first bottlo I could see rllla Wlillo taking tho law several new gold mines have been many that is a better and mors careful a marked cliangu und tlie 11111x1 bottle almost or I cant say too pMlrely removed the cancer opened in the South and a number of old one much fur Hoods Sarsaparilla lor yews I had to bo careful about my diet but now I can oat ones are being worked more thoroughly Engineer Wm GrUtb nfter a fewj anything anil illueti It fl right sleep well at nlglx and In fact feel like a now man Xlmoub than tbey were before Georgia claims to months re I has taken charge of an en- - Yhiiklt Akron Ind be the banner gold producing State of the Tho abovo testimonial Is wholly umollc gine on the Henderson division to the de One mine in Cherokee County has South I sold Mr Khelt light of his numerous friends It is the j in the past two years netted its owners few f universal opinion that there Is but about J 1 00 000 and until recently it was more careful and competent man than be and can vouch for tho trutbfulnej ot his stato A shaft now only indifferently worked to au old soldier and 11 citl- 111 1 1ft iviv The evil effects of tariff tinkering by tbe ineiit ii r Jsif4muuDt urugfisi retliected iuu nnil arnnirihlnn iinb hs ojkiu Airuu ments have been made for the erection of party in power can be felt by thousands of HOODS Pills nro purely vogetaulo and do of railroads jn the United States and we1 not luilQ Ialu or irlio Soil by all dru ggbts rh i --- i m will cause a still further decline In j IUQ fUIMCCIIU iUU llllllUg jUUtliai f V C predict favorable report of quite a number of tie wages of tbe boys before the trouble is Flat Dress Hraids at Coils When it is taken into consideration that the coal mines of the United States em ploy 34 17 3 men there is reasons to won der why they should make a big kick against putting coal on the free list They can see it means a decrease in wages or in other words it is a question of bread and butter with them Foreman L II OBrien made a business We dont trip to Hopkinsvillc last week think ho went there to arrange for moving the shops to tbat place as some would like to believe Cancer on tho Face Entirely Romovod by Throo Bottlos of Hoods osi u Qcurirr lul iiijtij qcurrM Hoods Sarsaparilla - VVUKfflo WHITES Has loci Chamberlains 12yo and Side A certain euro for CLronlo Soro Eyoc Totter Salt ltboum Scald Head Old Chronlo Soroa Fuvor Sorej Eczema Itch rralriq Scratches Soro Hlpploj and Plica It la cooling end soothing Hundreds of cases bovoboca cared bv it aftor all other trcatmcci tad It Is put up in 23 and 60 ceufc boxej Ointment nh GREJLM ended close down or cripple thousands of I industries and ou take tbe bread fro n many more thousand employes by causing I hem to remain in idleness and wages are governed by Jbe law of supply and de jtnand Have you seen them an all worn out rMllr goodfetiiolh Try Ing ltUireBerUdrfiUftT IRON MITTMAS SHOWScletnM your UTK PTt U wtiTeuif you Or too 1v yors VERMEME FOR 20 YEARS all Worm Romedlos EVERY BOTTLE GUARANTEED LOUiJ 1 BACK AOttM fici SOLD EVEItYWIILnE rrttn4 7 SUtHiKDtQ lUICUK to ST nernard Drug Store Earllneloa GeoreS KIngsSt Chatlw St for sale at Mj nr ilTuull5rf ffll II -- f i sss ij Ditbfislrij toe trijrtoe Died At her home in this city Tuesday evening 5th intt at C p m after n L A N TIME TABLE brief illness from pleurisy Mrs Hortensia MOUTH Coenen mother of Rev A M and Mr J oi sin T Coenen of this cityaged 81 years Mrs i1 Eipreit NliM mo p Coenen has lived in Karllngton for a num Byanivllle Accomodation jI0 m ber of years and is well and favorably Providence and Madlaonvllla fi is p in known by many of our oldest citizen Her OVTII remains will be laid to rest this morning Nl ht Kipreia m J ij Thursday at 8 a m in the Catholic Cem Uyantyllle Accomodation J5J p ra etery in this city Tub Bee extends con Providence and Madlaonyllte arrive- m 41 dotence to the bereaved ones P N HENDERSON Aftnt When on a visit to Iowa Mr K Daltop of Luray Russell County Kansas called at the laboratory of Chamberlain Co Des Moines to show tbem his News Notes -- Personal Paragraphs and boy whose life had been saved by Cham Other Doings at Home Worthy berlains Cough Remedy it having cured him of a very severe attack of croup Mr of Special Mention Dalton Is certain that it saved his boys life New Xmas tricks are coming along with and is enthusiastic In his praise for the Christmas Remedy For sale by St Bemad Santa Clause again has his headquarters Drugstore Karllngton Den T Robinson Mortons Gap George King St Charles at W C McLeods Crossed Orer the Itirer ¬ HMMMilHB Died On Wednev day afternoon 29th ult about one oclock Infant chill of Mr and Mrs Robert Calloway The do s and hours allotted to this be im of sin Ill no were few Indeed being only nine d tys Its body was hid to rest in tlio Karllngton Cemetery Thursday afternoon Thanks giving day We deeply sympathize with the parents in their sad affliction Another Utile One Colled For JJPn ¬ 6arlingfor ftajDnings ¬ M C for a David Three of tbe men who participated in Listen to This You want a first class Rowe spent Thanksgiving with the Misses tbe Roanoke Vs mob in September have liny natls and shingles at W C Mc- photograph of joursclf Always on hand a full and complete stock of f Whalen been convicted One was sent to jail for leod and so does every member of your family The other two DRUGS AND MEDICINES Miss Margnerite Darvil returned last 36 days and fined lioo Have your printing done at this There is no better place than right here at Friday from an extended tour through the were sent to jail for one day We are glad PERFUMERY and TOILET ARTICLES borne to havo those pictures taken and no office old country She was met by her manager to know that even that much has been better time tojiave it done than the pres PAINTS AND OILS Mr Darn j by and was given a right royal done Let us hope and trust reception at the Hoffman House by her Karls Clover Hoot the new Wood Iuri ent To day we open to the people of And everything else known to tbe trade many friends That entertainment that our young men tier glvet freshness and clearness to the Karllngton and vicinity our Gallery near ompounoct artfully Pblislclans prtsrririiont attempted to get up here last week fell Completion and cures constipation 35c the depot on Main Stteet To every cili Specimen Cases like a dull thud on a cold winter morning joe anil St 00 Sold by St Bernard drug ten we extend a cordial invitation to call S II Cliffoid New Cassel Wis was Didnt you feel tbe terriffic blow and to closely scrutinize our style of work store Our one aim is to turn out none but the troubled with Neuralgia and Rheumatism Both of our churches held religious ser- ¬ Sec the handsome line of Ladies his Stomach was disordered his Liver wjs MADISONVILLE vices on Thanksgiving day Cloths at W R Coils before you finest photographs thus insuring satisfac affected to an alarming degree appetite fell tion to our patrons Remember we are purchase elsewhere The cold weather prevented several of away and he was terribly reduced in flesh here with you and hero to slay Miss Zadie Howard is visiting friends at our people from attending the association Is Marriage a Failure is billed for Fieldkn Hkos Photographers and strength Three bottles of Electric Crofton at St Charles Bitters cured him next Tuesday night at Raya Opera House s Carpets and other Edward Shepherd Harrisburg 111 had in Madisonvillr Miss Brown of Chicago is visiting Miss Mrs Sarah demons returned last week at Alexanders in Madison- ¬ a running soro on his leg of eight ears Mary Nisbet at Hotel Luclle from Boonsyille Ind where she has been Shorthand Writing thoroughly taught villc Have you seen the latest standing Used three bottles of Electric FOR DTSPEPStA Two more saloons will soon be opened visiting ber husband by mail Basy to learn a pleasant pro designs Indigestion and Btomteb disorders take Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklens Arnica itUOWNS IIION BITTKIIS fession and big pay Send stamp for terms to tbe public Mrs Tilman Shelton will vacate the On Slipper- All dealers keep it II per bottle Oennlneh I Last Sunday whilst every Salve and his leg is sound and well John and shorthand alphabet Address W111 trade mark and crossed red lines on tmFPe Tbe aged mother of Coroner L D II boarding house she now occupies tbe first 1oollng body was seeking comfort Speaker Catawba O had five large Fever K 1rics Providence Ky in wraps Antic shoes and sores on his leg doctors said he was incur Rodgers was buried on Monday in the Odd of January and will also sell the household - Pi furniture to the highest bidder John Iosterof Central City his removed Anarctic coats Jack Day was striking the able One bottle of Electric Bitters and Fellows Cemetery Hurt Premature Decay Lack of confidence Inability of the Married either iiV ami Deatnnilane all of which follow In the trail of youthful errori Imprudance and eiceit You will nerer regret tlri to this place and has joined forces with the earth a square deal with his feet tipped one box Bucklens Arnica Salve cured him Mr Virgil McNary is on the sick Hit this Tbe new livery stable of Bassettl Rash day thai tou came in poiacitlon of this priceless reuiedr whose influence betldei rettorina lha viin SAY St Uernard carpenters and is now at work wltb a pairof embroidered slippers ashade entirely Sold by St Bernard Drug Store will be in operation by January 1 1894 force extends Itself to the Intellectual faculties deratlnc the enotloni dltpellinc the bane of life week and restoring 111 bleating on the Companys new building thicker than tissue paper his steps were so Read the following testimonial ai to whether we are curing people or not i dog may making close to a half dozen livery stables The under Prof Saunders and Mrs Rosa Jackson light that he could have trod on antiquated A Bubble That S Drs Peters A Baker are now installed in Came to Naught be on top the next In town of Madisonville stopped over en route eggs with impunity for his strange conduct their offices over Dulln West is a tfjte saytime Cos store he ptead financial stringency and the pos You have tbe opportunity of seeing Is home from St Charles where tbey bad The package of NERVOUS DEBILITY PILLS you seat done me good I wai troubled wb in this city Every Monday Wednesday sibility ME Marriage a Failurs at Rays Opera House been attending the association what t called Rheumatism In my thighs and they helped me wonderfully Prof A that he might not live till next ing Apropos is the case of ths and Friday they wilt be here to attend charged with on Tuesday night next- - There tne ques- R Bailey of tbis place was also in at- ¬ II M WEBSTER Walton ta 1 summer to wear the slippers hence his de Church vs certain offenders their Earlington patrons a breach of tho peace On Wednesday tion will be fully demonstrated tendance at the association termination to manufacture hay whilst night 29th ultimo Rev J H Frost felt Send me tome more of thole pills at thoto yon tent me done me to much good that t thought We have been announcing Captain Sweeney U S A San Diego solar beams were present I Nick Long has returned to tbe home of Our secular and religious newspapers JOHN WATTEKINS Colllnglon N C called upon to prefer charges against cer- ¬ Shilohs Catarrh Remedy is Cal says Bee each would tend for more of them bis youth and will engage in the saloon are waging war against the immoral through the the first medicine I have ever found that tain unruly characters who tosay tbe least Jlucklens Arnica Salve what we had to say of A business in tbis city having rented W preachers and teachers Of all the dls week Price 50 cents would do me any good The best salve in the world tor Cuts of it behaved themselves in a very un NIsbets new building on Main Street op- ¬ gusting things we have to contend with it our goods but this week we Sold by St Dernard drug store gentlemanly manner at tbe services on that Ilrulses Sores Salt Rheum Fever Sores posite the Court House a is an immoral preacher standing in the will let our customers speak feeling Go to Ilardtnans Gallery Mad- Tetter Chapped Hands Chilblains Corns night The Rev gentleman not The sun now shines on County Clerk pulpit covered with the quagmire of filth We will give a few expressions and all Skin Eruptionsand positively cures disposed to see the culprits suffer tbe ex isonvillc if you want a good Photo will be paid for a cato of Lott Manhood Exhausted Vitality Weak Memory Palpitation of the Heart of tho law reduced the charges to a Arnold and his able assistants His curtain- - directing our pepple to live a moral life Premature Decay have been heard from our we cannot cure Lack of Confidence Inability of the Married of either tes and Despondency that or an old picture enlarged for the Piles or no pay required It is guaranteed tent uot keep out tbe sun s and it is equally so with the teacher Down Accordingly on less windows do to give perfect satisfaction Price 25 breach of the peace our concerning Holidays with such people Let us have men and customers For sale by St Bernard Thursday afternoon Thanksgiving day rays Everything is bright and cheerful cents piTbox Many a man hat fell the need of Just such a medicine as we have here but did not know where to goods during this week women with moral as well as education Shlloh s Vitallier is what you need for Drug obtain Ihe genuine article No person after using these PILLS would ever think of being without charges were preferreJ and subpxnas is- in his new office Store them afterwards and knowing what a demand It created for them after one trial we have decided Dtspepsia Torpid Lher Yellow Skin or They may run well for awhile but sin will sued to each offender to appear b foro the appreciate Five Thousand 3000 The Town Clock stopped Saturday night John Kellner says those 5 to dittributo will gladly send you a One Dollar Packages of theseofPitts to those that wouldcharge pott It is guaranteed to give Kidney Trouble them1 so we Large One Dollar Package A most delightful evening Hon these Pills FREE of Cowell Police Judge on account of the sleet and ice interfering overtake them and great will be their fall Chas you satisfaction Price 75c Soldby St An Enjojahle in plain wrapper Cordovan shoes he bought of paidWrite your name and was spent at the residence Tuesday evening jlh inst Affair During the in- with tbe north dial A slight damage was Bernard drug store address plainly and It you haye any quesi tion that you want antwered w4 The trouble with some people is they comfortable ill lake pleature in replying to you of Mr and Mrs W F terim one of the parties took French done the new timepiece which Messrs are too lazy to take the lead or else they us are the most We eipect that if these PILLS help you Out you will tpeak a good word for hem whenever yo Pirt class Photos and only 300 Hurr on Tuesday 4th Inst by the Young leave and best fitting shoes that he can 11 you wani us 10 tena you a Large une uouir ractcage 01 rim lor you 10 iry write us a inn leg bail skipped out by the Address per dozen at our our Gallery in Peoples Society of Christian Endeavor light of the moon or otherwise and has Will Hollinger and Bob Harned repaired are Incompetent but yet tbey are continu has ever shoved hiVfeet into to day No pottalt answered All day Sunday tbe ally finding fault of those who are trying on Monday morning Madisonvillc Many phases of the work were presented not been heard of since two others to do something and more than that they clock was silent and motionless Willis Sox Will Cazort says his new played and discussed A new way was waltzed up like Httlo men confessed stay at borne when their presence is needed suit that we made to order fits Photographer tor the iuture operations ol the society guilt and asked for tbe lowest fine while Rumor has it that one of our most at- and influence others to do the same The which seemed to meet tho hearty approval others have constantly buttonholed the tractive society young ladies will soon take to a queens taste who is teaching In- Miss Sarah McDowell Mr J R Wjalt has of all present and wilfncwloubt inspire its minister or the authorities protesting their unto herself a partner Earilntions Theres no tellin been moving around members with a new impetus for tbe work school at Ilsley gaye a creditable concert Malbert Long says our 2 50 If fanl Industry innocence or promising better behavior in about these things so our readers must for several days with Mr Durrwas unanimously re elected Pres last Saturday night shoe is good enough for him However tho trial arrived and await developments the future the air of a man who owned the earth This ident of the Society with Walter S Mc three appeared before His Honor to an We read in the American Baptist where for he has been wearing a pair CROFTON great dlrplay of self importance is accounted Gary as Vice President Tbe president swer to the charge Oving to the absence three Negro Justices were elected in Iowa since June 1892 for from the fact that bis good wife has pre then delivered a very touching during tbe surprise party One in Mahaska of a number of witnesses on both sides Hog killing weather sented him with a boy baby When this and timely address scarcely being able the prosecution failed to make a clear case county one in Appanoosa county and one John Sharp says our It you SUFFER FROM HEADACHE DYS- - Take event is duly considered Wyatt is that Jim to suppress the deep emotion of bis great against the parties appearing for trial and MPANS TABULES or INUlUfcbllUn Several cases of fever are reported in in Guthrie county Tbe surprising part ladies cloak is just as good smile and feel greatly heart as he recounted the many gracious the matter was dismissed His Honor ven- this section should wear a sonny of the matter is there are not five voters cloth and more stylishly made It you are DtLOUS CONSTIPATED or have elated Tin Deb extends congratulations Providences through which he has recently turing to suggest that one ounce of pre - TakeMpANS TABUUS A DISORDERED LIVER we know by that that Mr Slatonof Mortons Gap was in this in the county and than the ones they asked him If your COMPLEXION IS SALLOW or ynu Take they were elected on account of their abil on been called to pass All in all tbe affair vention would beat a pound of cure in vicinity last week buying tobacco Willis bon Photographers RIPANS TABULES SUFFER DISTRESS AFTER EATING our neighboring 1000 for ity the loug run Altogether the boys made Main Street Madisonvillc will was a most enjoyable one For OFFENSIVE UREATIt and ALL DISOR- Take John B Martin of Empire killed a town the county seat we a in BIPANS TABULES give you first class Cabinet Photos DERS OF THE STOMACH Tbe Turner Convention met in Cincin The Finest stock of flannel and a nine stroke will this affair and We trust large wild cat a few days ago are repetition not occur lor 300 per dozen nati last week and Bishop Turner was Ernest Stokes says woolen Undcrwcarat W R Coils Ripans Tabules act gently but promptly upon the liver stom- ¬ informed however that a number of our The matrimonial fever is raging high at elected President of the Convention which is quite so inviting Shirts and E Among the children who are inmates of also Monarch cure dyspep- ¬ ach and intestines cleanse the system effectually ycung ladies acted In a ridiculous manner present and the old maids and bachelors was tbe proper thing to be done Bene- nothing Collars and other goods in Shame on voul The authorities of the look a little the Kentucky Institute for the Blind lo- ¬ W One sia habitual constipation offensive breath and headache and pleasant this cold weather suspicious ficial rusults are promised as a fruitage cated at Loulsvilleare five from this coun- the gents furnishings Tabule taken at the first indication of indigestion biliousness blankets that church will be on the alert and are de representatives of as those Jabe Crick sold bis crop of tobacco to springing out from tho ty between tbe ages of 6 and 18 years The dizziness distress after eating or depression of spirits will Mr P Ulalte an extensive real estate termined to keep order in all tbe churches Whether we shall emigrate or he bought of us not even a Superintendent of tbis worthy institution dealer in Des Moines Iowa narrowly es- throughout the city Remember the words Geo M Davis of Mortons Gap for 575 the race surely and quickly temove the whole difficulty remain in the Southland wait on the salva Thanksgiving turkey has kindly furnished us their names and caped one of the severest attacks of pneu- of our Police Judge and when you go to per hundred Ripans Tabules are prepared from a prescription widely used I tion of tbe Lord was the question that our readers will doubtless be interested in monia while in the Northern part of that church behave yourself Bill Higbt made a business trip to Hop by the best physicians and arc presented in the form most ap- ¬ Brown says our 1000 Joe Some failed to reach a happy conclusion the publication of these names Laurence Slate during a recent blizzard says the klnsville one day last week proved by modern science r of tho representatives could see through light Overcoats are as good as Ladies and Misses Wraps are E Ilalley White Plains Willie A shby Saturday Review Mr Ulaize had occaIf given a fair trial Ripans Tabules are an infallible cure M G Hicks and George and Tom Grace the vapor fog and mist of despond a har ¬ any he has coats I 1250 near Slaughtersvllle A Kirkwood and El sion to drive several miles during the storm sold so remarkably cheap at Ros made a business trip to HopkinsvIIle one binger of glimmering light of the Negroes seen and Joe has seen sev- ¬ a they contain nothing injurious and are an economical remedy nora McTeague Silent Run and Lucy and was so thoroughly chilled that he was ers Modisonvjll as to enable day last week country while men with future in this Charles r Davis St eral stocks unable to get warm and inside of an hour every lady to wear one contended that the J W Walker is on tbe sick list this equal popularity firmly Where to get the best Shoes after his return he was threatened with a Tack Pentecash savs our of equity bad lost his virtue for jus- ¬ God week You have them to buy I have them severe case of pneumonia or lung fever tice and right So stands tbe case await ¬ 10 Beaver Overcoat is as good Four weeks by our method teaching The celebrated cow trial between Pen- ¬ ing a final decision for the mill will never Blalxe sent to the nearest drug store to sell and sell the best shoes for Mr book keeping is equal to twelve weeks by A quarter gross box will be sent postage paid on receipt of if not a better coat than he It Is the money This is one of my and got a bottle of Chamberlains Cough tbe old style Positions Guaranteed under nington and Adcock was decided before grind with the water that has past Tbe cost is could find in Nashville for b 75 cents by the wholesale and retail agents Remedy of which he had often heard and certain conditions 80 Judge Clark last Thursday R Coil W Our free 56 and special lines said there is exceptions to all rules and an all Send about joand tbe cow was valued at about exception to those rules of exception Phil ¬ took a number of large doses He savs the page catalogue will explain money Earlington Ky D CO r them Droughtons Business College effect was wonderful and in a short time tor VS osophically speaking if patiently enduring and School of Shorthand and Telegraphy The whole town says our A Little Todd- Rlckelt Todd tor several be was breathing quite easily He kept Mo CO Bill Putman and Tom Wynn are now and suffering marks tbe line that leads to Nashville Tenn Shoes are days has been flitting on taking the medicine and the next day ler Enter any two of the most noted lawyers in North proper recognition In any civilized govern Little Giant School Cheap board No vacation Mo CO Il Mr time about with his face was able to corns to Des Moines best stands inviolate then the the Christian ment Local Drugglits everywhere will supply ths Tabules if requested to do so lumed by a smile which for brightness Dlalze regards his cure as simply wonder Address F Draughton Prest Nashville gold rimmed success will shine out Nobody tries to compete R Long our postmaster holds on like Bernard Tenn would make a calcium light buckle down ful For sale by the St of our repeated efforts brighter by reason They are Easy to Take Quick to Act and Save many a Doctors Bill For your Dress Goods Surahs grim death to bis commission and the for equality of justice with us in ready made cloth- ¬ To keep In sight his better seven eighths drug store Earlington Ben T Robinson has presented him a girl baby and this be- Mortons Gap Geo King St Charles Our competitors ac- ¬ Hopsackings Broad Cloth etc Democrats hold their breath and look in on application RIPANS CHEMICAL CO SAMPLES ing vain Rev Wm Morton of Hendersonpassed ing his first achievement in tbe baby line NEW YORK CITY we lead in the At Chicago this sum go to N Roser Madisonville and A en route to St knowledge that through here Monday he of course is filled to overflowing with A Bright Idea Sam Almon has purchased a farm from pmy clothing business mer the Buffalo Bil save from 10 to 20 per cent Show Con Charles paternal pride and solicitude both mother Buffalo Bill Wick Putman near White Plains a Show played to the Howh This and daughter are doing well and strong Mr Almon will take Go to day and see the ladies organize sideration f 1000 Esq Jas B Head says known to any one com hopes are entertained that Rickelt will pull largest receipts ever themselves into an educational body for our 5 00 Cordovan Shoe gives We oiler One Hundred Dollars Reward possession January 1st blnationfn thesame length of time It was of aiding the school that is to through for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured ¬ Died Tom Pendley of Mannington tbe purpose him all the ease and comfort Mr liarnaby who Is con a great show He be in Hopkinsville Tailoring depart nected with the managerial deputmsnt of by Halls Catarrh Cure died last Thursday of pneumonia Our Merchant wants a shoe to give PropsToledo O leaves a vvife and three children to mourn How can this column best fulfill its mis he ment exceeds even our expecta ih Wild West is now minazinz the tour F J CHENEY CO have known F We the undersigned J his death Mrs Alice Lewis says our sion By hewing to the line and letting Three men are now re- of Marguerite Darvil and Sdnsy Hughes tions Cheney for the last 15 years and believe is presenting that liurtible cansJy chips fly People need to be told of their stock of dress goods this fall A quired to do the work and it M C Cash of Mannington is preparing him perfectly honorable in all business faults as well as to be praised for their vir is the cheapest line of dress on ly a question of time till Alex- Bright Idea to run a grist mill in the near future able to tues Praise and criticism are the two anders Tailor made Clothing will Miss Darvil is a very talented aai bnu- - transactions and financially their firm carry goods she has ever seen B E Parker and a gentleman from the elevating powers be worn by every well dressed man tlful actress and created a snutlot in out any obligation made by 8PBCIAL ATTENTION West Truax Wholesale Druggists Tole- North are talking of starting a sheep ranch in Madisonvillc That time is London Music Halls several seisans ago Miss Cora Bishop who has Now that tbe revival season is over let Marvan near the Cotton Knob before long QIVBN TO do Ohio Wilding Klnnan coming T Alexander J us turn out to to night and show our pres been and later appeared with grest success in Wholesale Druggists Toledo Ohio dress -- making m Madisonville Ky w vnv riiu A parly of hunters from Hopkins county ence at Ibo Reading Room FURNISHED Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally Louis says our Dress Goods Her suoDsrl IS excoptioimiy kuij were rusticating around in this end of Another Uorn to Mr and Mrs redact Rev G B Walker is conducting a se and Dress Trimmings are as ON 8H0RT N0TI0B Net that the co Tipany Is uuder the acting directly upon the blood and mucous the deadening last week hunting for ih Heard From Charles Egloff a gir ries of meetings at his church in Madison- cheap as you can buy them management of Mr Darnaby Is sufficient surfaces of the system Price 75 cents per deer baby which begins life ville this week bottle Sold by all Druggists Testimo proof that It Is well worth seeing Louis retail in 8T CHARLES on a nine pound basis all parties connected First Class Turn Outs at Reasonable Rates 8peoALATTNoTON A Brlght Idea was written for the sole nials free Tbe Ladies Educational Convention is well Tits Bkk tenders congratare doinf our chi- ¬ Mike Long says producing laughter and has TRAVELING MEN jtS hlY RIGS AR THE BEST IN THE CITY HB Gents and Hoys Clothing of There has been an unusual amount of in session tbis week at tbe Baptist cburcb ulations and would offer some poetry but purpose of succeeded This company wil I Our people should not fail to attend these ldrens shoes stay with Grover a ISAAC DAVIS Stable and Office on MAIN ST near Depot fact is tbe good citizens have been re certainly and make cheaper sickness of late the best material date meetings The convention will be com as long as any he ceiving bouncing boys and girls faster be seen here at an early Dr Nisbet spent Thanksgiving at Madi- posed of tbe ladies of tbe first district as and John than the cheapest at N Rosers ban the baby editor can here lately fast nna can sonville with bis mother For a sore throat thero is nothing better in Madisonlle sociation write verses but be intends to take a day than a flannel bandage dampened with Thanksgiving was offered by tbe public Call and see our goods be- ¬ stock of verses soon and manufacture Rev Hucberson of Madisonville was ChambwUirt Pain Balnf It nearly al ¬ which twins and triplets with appropriateexercises school We guarantee t abiforbsgirls fore you buy out last Monday ways effects- In ope time This were enjoyed by quite a number of the satisfac- ¬ i then he will bo fully prepared to meet remedy ii alsocurefavorite ollhtsrheumatism buiiness our prices and insure a for W Dorsey made a Iter Mr Wallace Crenshaw spent Sunday in patrons INCORPORATED boon which may occurr in the and has cured many very severe cases Respectfully ulv tion trip to Madisonville Monday Madisonville The treat crncttcal Business Tralnlnir BoooKeeplnir and Shorthand vouogster business E G Sisks new business bouse is near 30 cent bottles for sale by St Ber- Colleges They trtve A liassport to buatuosa andauocest Catalogue free Tbe gold dollar is like a good woman has equaled Hoods nard Drug Store Uconsists of a two story Knoa Hpence lrost J V llsh Seoy- - Address Spencerlan College at No other ssrsaparilla Earlington Ben T Rob Mrs Paulina A Jones left Saturday for Inirecmnlellon ob- willy residence attached and Is hard to get bold of but when once ma Ky or cvansy- ilgWes In severest case of Inson LoulaviHe Ky Mortons Gap Geo King a visit to Paducah for several weeks with store room ia he relief i tained it is very valuable Char Us sick headache biliousness etc quite an addition to our town B Davis dyspepsia Mrs P Miss Emma Hessmer and Master ¬ Shilohs Cure tho great Cough and Croup Cure Is for sale by us Pocket site contains tenty fhe doses only 25c Children love it For sale at St Her narJ drug store Call on Bros taken and convince Ficldcn that you want your picture Mr Harry Fitton was brought before Police Judge Cow ell on Monday morning last charged villi peddling without license Mr Fitton although a little man spoke great swelling words addressing the Cotirt In a very emphatic as well as abrupt manner when confronted by the officers of tlio law rather scouting the idea that he was a common peddler No sir said the Zacheous like man of staturein a spirit of bragadocionot so much as deigning tosay May it please our Honor Im no street peddler but sell my goods by sample the same as any traveling salesman and I represent the Co of Cincinnati firm of A J Conroy who have representative bouses in 3II the principal cities in the Union Therefore Ill neer pay yoif two cents much less two dollars a day for the privilege of sell ing my goods In your town and if you de ¬ tain me Ill make this corporation pay for Upon Investigation the authorities it were convinced that the gentleman in question was simply whipping the devil seeking to evade the around the stump law Thereupon County Attorney C J Waddlll was consulted and an examanlng trial held on Tuesday morning which re- ¬ sulted in binding over Mr Fitton in the sum of 200 to appear before the February term of our Circuit Conrt in default of which the prisoner was remanded to jail This particular technicality of law behind which this class of men seek to hide is a nut that needs cracking and should be smashed to atoms by the sledge hammer of Intelligence in the hands of the honest rep resentatives of the people as soon as our It is a matter next Legislature convenes which affects the mercantile interests of our Commonuealth the merchants paying a tax both Municipal State and Federal for protection along this line Lets protect our merchants by good and wholesome taws from inroads made on their business by this class of jayhawkcrs Whipping the Around the Stump One ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ lell Utley the butcher is building a hand Your scribe according to announcement Mr Riley Coil our young dry goods mag nate spent Sunday among old friendsattbe some frame residence with a stone base- ¬ talked to the young people In tbe district ment which will be used for a meat shop shoot No 15 of which Mrs Rosa Jack Gap1 Is Mr W 1 McGary and family will soon Dr Nisbet is having a handsome resi son teacher on last Thanksgiving day and those good people fairly laughed and ieavo here to take up their permanent rcsi dence erected just south of Wm Jenkins is ably conducted by The doctor hfs not notified any one that it cried Tbe school dence in Paducah Mrs Jackson The participants on the would be for rent when finished Mun Wilson one of Madison Mr program need not be ashamed for they The colored teachers held their district did well Yes your actor was highly villas most popular young men was in the association here last Saturday but owing pleased with your open hearted treatment city Monday to inclement weather the attendance wis Master Walter McEuen of Manitou Uncle Allen Tyre tbe shoemaker is yet slim visited friends in this city one day last unable to be out His trouble Is congesMiss Eva McGregor spent last Wednes tion of the brain week day and Thursday in Madisonville and Miss Sallie Farnsworth entertained a While the Sunday School and Teachers Earlington tew of her friends Thanksgiving eve Association at St Charles was poorly at Robert Hart was in town Sunday tended it con be truthfully said of the few O J Farnsworth spent Thanksgiving in Henderson with his son R P Faros We met John Clark formerly of Madi- ¬ who did attend that they marked the disThe sonville now living at Crofton on our tinction between tbe woth cold weather no doubt was an excuse streets last week J T Ezell of Nottonvilte was in town notwithstanding we are blessed with talk- ¬ Mr Finley is quite sick of erysipelas at ers and cursed with excuse makers one day last week on business the home of his son Dr T R Finley Geo W Rasb of Madisonville was in Chenilc table covers and a large Miss Eva Fault is quite sick with pneu town last Thursday on business variety of other table linens at W monia Col A W Howard of Nashville Tenn K Coils Mrs Ambrose Woodruff who has been was in town Tuesday very low with typhoid fever is improving Huth thought and County Attorney C J Waddill was in iiieviiun hsro oc the city on Tuesday ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ The 8T BKRjNBRD DRUG STORE EARLINBTQW KENTUCKY DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN Patent DRUGGISTS JVlediGines and Perfumery - FANCY AND TOILET ARTICLES Hair Tooth and Paint Braslies- Ietirat lgfReady Mixed Paints fflPHVSICIANS slxhcL Oils COMPOUNDFD Miss Ida Martin of Springfield Tenn visited Miss Sadie Stokes this week ur Jolored Tou Mfiens Earlington tV Sk JM all colors in small cans curred K Ky F D Rash spent Satulday and Sunday at home ¬ All communications tnd matters of news per lining to this column should be addressed to tr7it TV fir among lha good and ths wist The subject ben Dr Fanners X Oolden IUllef asya tt cures toe hj tasny Long and Miss Ruth Longstaff Mrs John Harris was in HopkinsvIIle last went to Madisonville shopping last Tues Saturday and Sunday day Mr Marshal Hatcher who has been sufMr Leonard Daugbtery arrived here fering for several days with his sore foot last Tuesday to begin teaching vocal music is able to be out again ¬ arapeOine degrams ¬ house-furnishing- etslms too much I D says Um list Is Ion and its a lone way pulmonary tonsump from a corn to Uoa Its trifling -- 1th human affliction O haa tbe solution It cures only Istl ujiatiow Thats but ONE Its fot many names A corn it one A consumption U another Usny be¬ neuralgia toothache burns tween such rhaumatlsm dUnnces dysentery flux etatto Cure ths Inflammation la any of these and the disease Is tone I Faults with the naming rtmedynottoblaasl Treat It fairly aire It Echince Tho Doctors dont euro consumption Try it Read the This Is ths last chsnoe following Emi- t- No SO North Wsshlnztou Mr U St Rochester N Y writes Nearly all my¬ relatives hare died of consumption I was un der the ban et the same dread dluase Had toe wasting at flesh and the heoUa flush I Anal¬ ly begin ths use of Dr Fcnnors Oolden Rsllet and am fully restored It people could only know this remedy as I know it what a saving Write her She knows of life there would be of other similar eases Taken in G drop doses on a lumpof sufsr once in two hours it never disappoints Contains no narcotics or mineral poisons Sat and certain One Ublespoonful dose cureaLa Orlppe If sstlsfsetlon not given money refunded Take home a bottle to fly Sold by J M Victory Co Earlington B T Robinson Mortons Gap and Co operative Minig Co Barnsley dliism PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY BEN T ROBINSON u DRUGGIST Mortons Geijp Ky 1 5 a N ERYOUS DEBILITY PILLS WHAT OTHER PEOPLE OF ¬ ¬ MinWestCo jGOODSv The ¬ 500 REWARD ¬ that ¬ ¬ Avon Medical Co Box E Avon N T ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ g Ripans Tabules ¬ 750 ¬ ¬ ¬ at that ¬ ¬ 500 ¬ ¬ ¬ that One gives relief that ¬ ¬ Cincinnati Ohio JOHN PARK SONS St Louis MEYER BROTHERS DRUG St Louts MOFFITT WEST DRUG ¬ ¬ free to the ij ce DAVIS KaEuuXjX ¬ ¬ LIVERY STABLE ¬ A HEARSE bt ¬ FUNERALS ¬ at St ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ Personal Mention Dolin West CoJ CPENCERIAN W owensboro BUSINESS COLLEGES llflwtoCure all Skin Dlstasts t i If If II L Simpry abplrSwjiNYB s OistmeNt RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL nrotectorncMit to tnhfnaj mVdletor iNpttiifed NtM fir No while nnd healthy Iisgreat berling and curative powers are possessedby do other remedy Ask your drdggist for Swanves Ointmipit mm i T fr I The condor soars 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people were Indulging In a quiet game of poker the other afternoon Onq of thconNlopkera but an on lookcr merely from neces sitywas a stranded seedy looking Thespian He was completely broke having been without accent ipr a week This fact did not dampen his enthusi asm in tha game and ha watched it eagorly At last one of tho players offered to treat Among those at the tablo was a teetotaler and a Here Im not going to bo out of this said he Dring mo a turkey sandwich Thats right said tho host Boys take anything you want He then turned to tho seedy looking spectator bodies and saidf Well Ulankf rrhatll yon Smiths dictionaries of Greek and hoveEhe roUecPf former greatness Roman antiquities and geography have hesitated stroking hl stubby beard been knowh to students for fifty years that had grovlrnbri his Usually smooth and now their author has died In Lon face during his financial depression don Dr William I Smith was 80 and said eUll take a share M Pitt years old in his youth he left tho law i 1 ji for classical literature nnd his work in A ItUlng-- Market that field has been valuable during Yes said tho old man addressing Also he made successive generations a dictionary of tho lillde and wrote his young visitor Im proud of my other biblical works Sinco 1607 he girls and shpuld llko to see them all had been editor of tho Quarterly Re-¬ comfortably married and as 1vo made view he was an LLD a D C I ol a little money they wont golotheit Theres Mary Oxford and was knighted several yean husbands penniless twenty five years old and a real good ago girl I shall give her a thousand pound WIT AND WISDOM when she marries Then comes Bet Tho test of civilization is the esti who wont see thirty five ogaln and shall have two thousand and the man mation of woman G W Curtis Called down The feathers on who takes Eliza who Is forty will have Tho young three thousand with her an elder duck Chicago Record Mrs Catchall What do you think man reflected a moment or soand then nervously Inquired You havent one you make out of Miss Nextdoors voice Professor of Music Five dollars a les about fifty have you- - Tlt Blts non-smok- onciliation Unlvcrsallst in Brooklyn They have been four months with the church nnd the congregation Is divided ln opinion as to which of them ts the better preacher Frof Williams of Johns Hopkins university says that tho practlco ol hazing at colleges Is an ancient one Ho came across nn old rule at Heidelberg university where ho studied printed In 1430 forbidding tho practice by tho older students of shaving the heads of the new students and filling their ears with wax Tho hold which tho western faiths have taken upon Japan is indicated by tho following statement Roman Cath olic churches 244 number of adherents 44831 Greek church 219 congregations with 20825 adherents Protestant churches 863 with 85534 members In all thirty ono different Protestant or ganizations nro at work In Japan grouped In twelve alliances Of the 85534 Protestants Japanese Christians 83300 belong to only five ecclesiastical Ho who lojeth lils faith what stuff hath ho loft lincon tl ola liussla in IS8 and J51vi0jO attendance a urn 1 to Hi There aro In the world 463 univer sities With 10ft04 professors and 184 of her aguny 1 vtt sluidin in the 190 students barn one day watehlnthls cow suffer The most extensive history is that In from fly bite and ieclu all tho ut Gibbon It covers the events of the other cows gettln1 i onr first rate by brrishW off tho flies With their tails world for 1200 year 4 Ood will not share the heart with when a sort of moremunt that cow Ho sent no manna till the made brought an idea Into my head mammon Thinks I Ill just train Hint cow to provision of Egypt was spent Par kick off them flics So I led her out on tons The good which a man doth is both tho barn floor and stood In front of her Ilia work of God and tho work of man and kicked up Into tho air myself 1 of UotL- as being tho author in giving did this three or four tlmc3 ami then 1 I turned grace- bf man ns being U10 actor In sco that tho cow understood her Idose in the pastur an sure as Im using grace St Gregory New mercies for now returns ol here she pegnli to practice klcktn praise and then theso ncW rctiirns will She was kinder clumsy at first but affetch In new mercies If tho end of one ter awhllo she got to be real handy mercy were not tho beginning of an with her legs Why she could kick h ly off tho back of her neck with her other we Vvcre undone Henry The cross is not In our view simply hind hoot and never mUs a stroke in She beguri to fatten ft testimony of tho Fathers love like her cud chewin tho flowers under our feet and the up a bit and bimeby she got so clover starry heavens above our heads but with her kickln thashodgojnronnd the nltar of tho great sacrifice which Mckfn files off ITie uTior cows Oh restores man to God and God to man she was gay t tell you Itutsho came Vlsliop Potter of New York ts one ton bad end One day the Hired man of tho most earnest supporters of the was out in the bnvn ami the cqw sco a llurlal Reform association forsucurtng fly on his ear ShV kicked It loff but modest and inexpensive funernls and f ralscalkilatetl her distance somehow has already directed that his own fun andgho liliu a swipe nlongalddthe car eral shall bo in accord with its tenets that knocked hlui cold 1 got afraid Iter Mr and Mrs A E Wright that She v6uld bo gettlnfamlllar the were recently formally Installed as iairie way with the vest of tho folks joint pastors of tho Church of tho Rec- and I hail to sell her - iltes ot rid of ItlVTlC in v h- - usi ItV trmt ol t ks r Dear ronnjr ptlbinl AIIm Ills InrnrlnMo ttnlr wr-tr- MlMrinl I - the UULriVAWrU rtfc f vrrw Con ulrrulc nf if ¬ Jit Ut iding ri my will when l an i ioui presoiuv I nra under life necessity therefor ofcuvrltlng tit 3011 to tell you how Inexpressibly dent to rae you have become and to ask If you will consent to belay wife In replying please be brief omit the discussion of unimportant topics and write onlv on ono side Chicago Tribune of tho sheet ¬ If psrt I niece of tli Aunt In Rupert Aunt lupcrt I may plum en o In No you may I11II1 have not Ru tJwpgnf Up K Ills ttruion - 1 The Sixth Michigan cavalry itf the renowned Custer brigade was com mantled by a gallant colonel formerly a member of the Michigan bar In tho early morning of the last dav it Gettysburg inwhile hla reglmr ntwltii line awaiting nlrr others was the men grew noisy In their convert tion and laughter Turning nervously to them tho Keep Mit nce colonel roared out led In an jpol therel Then he gctte tone Not tiint I care hut It will sound better Vtt lln tlnvc It the Slinke Unclo Alien had dropped Into 1 cub biers shtrp for repairs As lie rose up after putting on the mended lioe he pulled the chair up with him That lump of wax H ald the stu maker seems to have forinelastrong attachment for you fes I dont reciprocate rvpfttM rncli Allen but I confess Im a good dal What became of her askod the ChlcrgnTrilmne young fellow with tho creased trousers stuck on this chair Oh said the man with the whlta VAIUAMI AS T1IK WISOS slouch hat as he uiovo1 awiy I hear Shes dolu a serpentine dance out on the Ildway playssng Cows has tgot brains I told you Buffalo Express ¬ 11 llouml tolle In orvlt 11 Younghusband singing w ith great expression I love thcol I love thcol with a that cannot die with a that Mrs Younghusband Interrupting Henry I want a hod of coal right away I Mr Younghusband with still great er expression Oh go to the dickens Mr Truth Neighbor I hear your father Intend to put up a new house Who Is his builder Boy Whats that Why the er ono who bosses Oh tin-Job- t- Comparison AhfjUatd the man with bated breath Who lived with his third scolding wile You talk about the Jaws of death Theyre nothing to tho jaws ot life Jcdge Not Lett In Doubt Why ma of courw News GhxI H In Great Britain and many other European countries there is a wide spread belief in the superstition that the common white pigeon is a herald of death A bird of that species alighting upon a chimney or flying against a window is said to be a sure token of a speedy death in that house son The trial board 6t the cruiser Columbia has figured out tier official speed to be 228 knots and thus the premium of 350000 is assured This is the largest cver earned but the United Estates navy possesses by a far greater margin than 350000 the finest and fast est cruiser afloat ¬ ¬ There- - is the highest authority forllje statement that shortly after his arrjyaj jn the IJnited States fromJBrazil Admiral Stanton will he given another command equal in dignity and importance to that from which he was removed re- ¬ cently for saluting the rebel Ad- ¬ miral Mellos flag STATE RANK AND PRODUCTS Colorado Is first in silver Washington is eighth in gold Alaska ranksihrst in seilskins Utah is third in silver and tenth in gold Montana is fourth in silver fifth in gold Idaho is sixth in gold and seventh in silver Florida is third in sugar and sixth in rice ¬ Minnesota is fourth in wheat eighth in oats Nevada is second in gold and fourth in silver The two Dakotas lead all the states in wheat Nebraska is eighth in corn and ninth in rye Is Intoxication always followed by a swelled head Jumpuppe Yes even when a man has bien in toxicated by succcs NY Herald Mrs liycr Those are nice looking Yes eggs Grocer enthusiastically And then he Indeed theyre birds wondered why she didnt buy any Troy Post All the worlds a stage but to any one who has ever witnessed an amateur theatrical performance the fact is ap parent that all men and women are not actors Vogue ebbah yoh does said uncle Ebon to his eldest boy doau bo sail castle Er man dat keeps alius tryln tor shoat Folly ez she tiles run- - er heap o rcsk ob bcln hurt by do kick oh his own gun Washington Star When an athletic sinner Is con verted ihe Is apt to make an athletic saint There is some stuff in him and ho runs tho heavenly race with zeal and serves God as heartily as he ever served ihe devil Rev Chas G Ames What la the matter with Dickie Van Wibbles I saw htm In tho gym nasium just now going through the most horrible facial contortions Oh thats all right Dickie is developing his facial muscles so as to get a good grip on his monocle Washington Star Dese new fangled clothes dat dt young gents Is wearln makes me tired Bald the young man who prides himself on creating an Impression that ho is looking for trouble Whuts de Doy make one man matter wit em look jest like anoddcr Yer cant tell whedder yer goln up against er dude er a college atlota Washington Star I never in my life said a clergy man to his wife after a sermon In so touched the Westminster Abbey congregation They were entranced every eye was upon me from tho first word to the last No wonder said his wife your gloves were inside your hat and when you took it off they re mained ou the top of your head nil through tho sermon Tll lllts Thero are persons who are always calling upon us to admire their virtue of saying just what they think If we could only regulate their thinking we would perhaps bo more willing tc grant them their tribute of praise To say just what ono thinks may bo well enough If only tho thoughts that are kind and charitable and sympathetic are entertained but wo all want to be delivered from tho human tormentor who thinks unkind cruel things and straightway gives expression to such thoughts and then actually expects us to acknowledge with all meekness and With approving smile his disagreeable habit of plain speaking United Pres byterian Jasper SHE WAS An Intelligent A HIGH KICKER Cow That Was Trained to Knock Tiles Oft Anything Inter Ocean Theres no doubt about it Suppose A Diagnosis a war should arise Women couldnt Doctor said tho senators wife fight could they you must do something for my hus- ¬ Whats tho reason they couldnt band He is simply wearing himself Why because they are not natural out ly constituted for warfare What Is tho matter Humph Just come over to the bar His mind is never at rest II 0 talks gain counter in our dry goods store in his sleep as much as he docs In the some day and youll chnngo your mind daytime Washington Star i i nmml Dont be alarmed That A 1olltlo Woman Isnt his mind Its involuntary action A lady visiting In Washington ro of tho vocal chords tho diaphragm ccntry met a little company ono even tho maxillary and other muscles Ileli ing and among them was one woman get over It as soon as tho effects of the who was just a shade pompous The recent financial discussion get out of visitor was talking to her and others his aystem Washington Star and iu the course of her remarks said A Dubious Compliment something not at all complimentary to I used to think you wcro not a man the United States senate Madam said tho pompous lad of your word Jones but Ive changed stiffly I am tho wife of a United States my mind Ah you understand me now friend senator Well exclaimed the Vlsllbr nerv Smith But what led you to change your mind I wouldnt acknowledge it ously You remember that ten dollars you and thereafter there a a coolness borrowed from mo Detroit Free Press i doubtfully The Scene of Conflict Newcook Oh Mrs dear Im This talk said trie bachelor ol afraid Bridget has had no experience In womans engaging In the pursuits of cooking What has she done man Is all nonsense Why wants to make flanml cakes I dont know said his friend right now when moths are the very1 worst Trautartlon 0U6aidlf I lent it to you you llagley Whut Is the latest news from would ho indebted to me forever Yes the money market llalley Jack Hardy and the Newport Well you nre keeping your word N Y Press heiress are engaged Judge like a man Was Tills Judco UurrrT A Drop In Trices A New York police judge who has Id glvo ono hundred dollars for a pin never married proposed to a Harlem right now exclaimed Singleton ashe widow hunted around hit bachelor apart I feel very much honored but I ments holding oncsido of his suspend cannot return your love replied the era and his trouscra together Just widow then ho put his foot un one und as it Have you anything elso to say in pierced his sock and pricked his foot ho your defense nsked tho judge for-¬ howled Dash the dashed ignorance getting that ho was not on the bench of that pie faced foreign chainbcrraaldl No your honor there aro no miti ¬ If she doesnt quit coming- up here gating circumstances every day and paving thiff room with she replied laughing Texas Sittings pins Ill have her hearts blood if I hang for itl Truth Narrow ICsrapc Yes said Mr Smawll to ono of the Sllttaken Anarchists guests looking at his watch and then Ragged Robert Theso ere angazing dreamily off Into vacancy it archists wont never succeed till they vas exactly twenty five years ago at git a better battle cry Thoir Bread this moment that I led ah ray dear or Blood motto dont create no enI was just observing to Mr Spoofta thusiasm tnore that exactly twenty five years Weario Willlo Guess not sgo by tho watch you led mo to the Ragged Robert No Ef they want ltar Chicago Tribune ter git tho people with em of they want ter stir up th hearts o patriots ciiWArriNU to noble deeds let cm march through th streets yellln llcer or Blood an wed all join In N Y Weekly Cash ¬ ¬ Yes Trivvet Do you remember John M Fair Sample or Information Given About Splktns who went west to make a name for himself America Dicer Yes During tho adjournment of congress Trlwct Ho succeeded President Cleveland and his wife retire Dicer Ah each year to Buzzards bay a truly ro Triwct Yes his namo now la J mantlcscaport on tho southern coast of tho stato of Massachusetts Melanchthon Spllklns Judge This lovely place is positively sur ¬ A Disagreement rounded by localities of the deepest Mrs Robinsons health seems historical Interest in the story of the toShe very poor bo great republic over whose administra- ¬ He Well people of sedentary habits tion Mr Cleveland presides Vineyard Sound whero Erlcssen and cant expect good health She What do you mean Shes on bis hardy Norsemen first made their the go nearly all the time discovery of the western continent Ho Nonsense Shes continually sit the beautiful Elizabeth Islands New Uedford Falrhaven llochcster the ting on her husband Puck garden city of America nnd Wareham A Luminous Idea aro all In closo propinquity to Buzzards I heard a beautiful new song at the bay muslcalo last evening Hero tho Clevelands have a lovely Indeed what was It home whero tho president lean Indulge Roll on Silver Moon to his hearts content his hobbles oi But that Is a very old song fishing in the spring and summer nnd Yes but it might havo been a now duck shooting in the winter moon Detroit Freo Press Nor is Mrs Cleveland tar behind her Well Said distinguished husband in either of She suppose you Dnd mo much theso sports It Is said that Frankle as slio is familiarly called by her in- changed after so long an absence lie Changed You look exactly llkt timates can cast a fly or bring down a duck with tho same precision as can the your Old self And both wcro pleased with tho Bay president himself Tho president and his family live ing Judge very quietly when at their country A Good Itrasou quarters and very few besides his parWhy should a soldier never lose hi ticular cronies nnd her favored friends head In battle asked a German cap are ablo to find their way to tho prcttv tain of a private soldier house halt bungalow half ranch In Because If ho did ho wouldnt have which they live any place to put his helmet on There can not be a much prettier picllasa Deceiver ture of home Ufa than that presented StlUIngflect How could you conon a fine summer morning by President Cleveland seated in his old fashioned scientiously tell Miss Cider that she Is wicker slatted rocking chair with Its tho only wpman you ever loved Tilllnghast It is a fact The others high back and broad arms reading the newspaper which has Just come In from were all young girls Vogue Hoston while a few feet away sits Mrs Ioti of Them Now Cleveland in all tho beauty of hot Willis Are there any poor In your buxom matronhood playing with baby church Ruth on tho veranda that surrounds Wallace Yes I imagine 6a We the house From a London Paper had a church fair a few days ago m 1 ¬ unmlstukublo sigua ot nur n ULiut or strangers Some animals often ex ¬ hibit similar symptoms while others go along In a matter-of-fac- t way ap ¬ parently without regard to tho charac ¬ ter of their surroundings When such a stato of things exists the only proper way is to sootho nnd quiet and as far as possible reason and educate out ot this Inclination as far as may bo but this Is not nlways done On the contrary tho timidity nnd tho terror aro encouraged Tho childs fears aro remarked upon In Its hcarlnc and It Is petted and coddled to rcassuro It All children aro fond of attention especially those of selfish dispositions and it takes but a Httlo while to cultivate In their minds tho Idea that they will receive tho caro and petting that they dcslro whenever they net fright ¬ ened or nervous This In Itself Is suf ficient to encourage the tendency to ward Indulirlnir In exhibitions of fear on nil occasions nnd as all these things grow by what they feed on It does not lake long to mako such a child almost a nuisance to everybody but the fond parent who can see no imperfection in her darling Timidity should bo care fully bred out of the dispositions 01 cniiurcti it Is quite easy to io this If ono goes about It In the right way Certain it Is thnt scary timid people who nro jerpotiially on the lookout for something to happen nd who If4 anything goes wrong nro everlastingly borrowing trouble nnd while probably not hoping aro expect ing tho worst nro not the most pleas ant people in tno world to get on with If It storms they nre sure there Is go ¬ ing to be a cyclone If It Is extremely warm everybody will be sunstruck If the cold Is Intense some ono will bo frozen And so on to tho end ot the chapter If anything alls them they aro posltlvo they are going to die and whatever be tho current events of tho day they Uvo In a constant stato of dread lest something or other may be fall them Such a temperament Is scarcely crcdltablo to tho good senso of persons of mature years They should reason themselves out of It and culti vate serenity and tranquility There Is only ono condition where such nervousness Is admissible and that is when In tho company of some dearly beloved who likes nothing bet ter than to console and comfort and pity the apprehonslvo creature until tho desire Is fully satisfied Outside of lovers however this sort of thing Is very apt to become monotonous The plain prose of llfo has no language that Is appropriate for allay Ing and soothing unnecessary and Imaginary fears and vaporlngs N Y Ledger ACCORDING TO ENGLISH IDEAS ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ ¬ en Rupert 1 Aunt Julia To ont at tho table Rupert Well Ill cat It at the table If youll only gIVe me a piece Har ¬ pers Young People Appreciative Wool Whats tho matter with your yo Van Pelt Tried toconvlnco an Irish- for Aunt Julia What was this cako mado ¬ man that a four leaf clover was a shamrock Wool rtl thought tho four leaf clover brought good luck Van Telt It does didnt I get away alivey Puek A Had Day for Iter Husband As I came along tho street Just now I passed tho hall whero tho anarchists meet and heard them shout ing Death to tyrants Wife Is that so Then It will bo a bad day for our cook when those men get loose N Y Press ¬ -- OF THE DKAlt MTTLK 81STKKI jjt gernard Joal Jo public the St Bernard Coal Company carries an immense and well selected stock of goods in is well known to the As of grief 1 Little Helen quietly and politely Thank you sir Puck Ilvrn Mr Lover expecting nn outburst And what would you say 11 should tako your sister from you Jack Ssi ALL LINES At this Younghusband rending from paper Married lllancho de Smythe to Wnltcr Wellington Jones What old memories that name awakens I novcr Imagined Mrs Y blushing you knew of my engagement to Wnltcr Mr Y chillingly was alluding to Blanche Hoston Globe Mow Suitor Were Discouraged Gus Do Smith Those Pnlslfer girls aro very pretty Im surprised that Mart df Trade You will find that the DRY GOODS they are hot married Hostcttcr McGlnnls Thero Is noth ing surprising about thoir not being married Old man Pulslfcr has a foot thirteen and a half Inches long Texas Sittings The llenolt of 1IU Effort CLOTHING in BOOTS SHOES HATS are not and NOVELTY if equaled in Western DEPARTMENTS sBsaBsssaBBBaasaasaaaiBBsaiBBscssaBSBsaastaxaEaaiBSsaasseasaasssaaT excelled Kentucky s HARDWARE BUILDERS SUPPLIES 0i V 13 HS1 y itm XLit mother named South Carolina leads in rice is fifth cotton Vermont is fourth in copper and seyenth in hops Rhode Island is second in cotton and linen goods 111 Wyoming is twelth in cattle and fourteenth in gold New Mexico is eighth in silver and seventh in gold Delaware is the twenty first of the states in apples Qregprj te seventh in fisheries amrhfteenh in wheat Maine U fifth in buckwheat eighth in hops ninth In potatoes 111 Louisiana is first in sugar third rice an1 seventh in cotton You can brag about human intelli gerce in your dog said tho man with the white slouch hat I tell you that as between Intelligence in dogs and cows dogs dont hold a candle Why a cow knows more in a minute than a log iloesirMill the course of its natural uiavuacejji I neversupposed said the fellow with the creased trousers who had been talking about his dog that a cow hod any great shakes of brains Well I truess asserted tho man with the white slouch hat cow has got brains and to spare For a fact if It wasnt for a swelling of the tongue caused by the chewin of tho cud I know a breed of cows that could be made to talk Pshaw said tiro fellow with the youre talking creased trousers through that sombrero TJ lam am If asked the first speaker angrily well lemme tell you some tbln that I done with a cow once I had a partickler fine Holstcin an she was a great milker One day she met with an accident and had her tall cut of iu a Now as perhaps vou know tall Is the cows great fashioned name And ail through school she woro It contented with the same But when shod graduated and left the school behind She dropped the r and May became twas se much more refined Shes married now and oft the bands of her en during pa Ettll moro her name has been reduced hci youngest calls her Ma Indianapolis Journal A Mean Man My dear said Mr Bloobumpcr to his wife I wish you would have some of these biscuits of yours when Mr Marys Name her Mary that good old flutter Briscoe is here for dinner Tim bucacluutf Iortcr I thought you didnt llko Mr Palace Cor Porter out wept Don replied Mrs Bloob gub mo no fee sah till wo gettode Brlscoo lovo uroper sweetly end ob do trip I dont Judge Passenger Very woll Jus na you prefer Porter Yes suh You see dose A Valuable Secret train robbers always goes fer mo fpst My friend said tho flashily dressed an of I aint got nulllniley say do pas man as he approached tho unsophisti ¬ sengers aint got nufiln un gocu off cated youth on tho street corner N Y Weekly would you like to know the secret of I have it but cir ¬ enormous wealth Vlnitlcatluir Her Name In making cholco of a wifo said cumstances prevent rnV using it I Sir Jlrasslq Pompus nddrosslng Miss will sell it to you for fifty cents Well whats tho secret said the Keene In rooking choice of a wife young man as he passed over a silver I am afraid I shall be rather exacting Not a Fee coin as to good looks Wife You men Is jus born stingy First said tho flashily dressed Why cant you glvo me some spendin Indeed said Miss Keeuo but wont it interfere with your plans If man as he prepared to move rapidly money around tho comer first you get a lot tftn Inrlif fcwliArvt nnn a1aI W1 n11 Husband a waiterjt Cause the only of money and second you keep it of tll0 mjir N Y IVcss customers I baa had for three days was Chicago ¬ -1 But Kthcl how do you know that this young man loves you Has ho told you so Oh no mamma Hut If you could only seo tho way he looks at rae when I am not looking at him Llfo A Ialluro as nn Airship A Trade Secret I understand Crankcs the inventor Why does your father shoot tho eats when it is so much easier to drown is terribly disappointed over his new them asked tho now boarder of tho airship Yes lio mado a trial of it tho landlords little son Yes but then the customers dont other day and tho thlpg rose clear oft Chjcngo Record find any shot In the stewed rabbit un- ¬ of the ground less ho shoots tho cats Texas Sitt ¬ a rot ings What Is your Idea of a poet she asked flouod to lie Ladjr IlUe A poet replied lie Is a man who Ethel What did you do when Gus is long on hair and short oh cash proposed to you Mabel I was so surprised I puckered Washington Star up my mouth to whistle but then I Ono Motive Short remembered that would be unladySho 1 may suo you breach ot like so I hurried and pressed my lips promise I can establish for motive a against his to kcop myself from whis- ¬ Ilo Yes for the breach but not the tling Good News promise Life Ireat now Those OlrU Ioto Ono Another Mrs Hooker as sho sees her daughPenelope Pert What makes you ter coming dowu tho street with her think he la In lovo with me Dolly has made a great catch fiance Constanco Clover Ho asks you to hasnt she sing TruthMrs Sauers Ves he must weigh as I No Credit much as threu hundred pounds Puck Vou say tnat to is out otdelt ¬ ¬ - If tho nervous restlessness and the dry and sallow complexion of too many American women aro attributable to our trying climate may It be blamed also for their method of walking It Is seldom that one tees a thoroughly graceful dignified and queenly gait Whether girl or woman tho Americans slow walk Is apt to be solid and with out elasticity while her rapid walk is often an ugly series of jerks and twitches A girl with every accom plishment and charm except that of a gliding walk will enter tho drawing room with a commonplace bearing and gait that almost spoils her beauty and a matron with nil tho loveliness of soft oyes gentle smile and silver hair will often allow herself to droop into a kind of ponderous waddlo which her weight does npt justify Young girls ought to bo trained to walk well even as they aro trained to danco and to slug N Y Tribune Jetting at the Cost Wheeler Doctor I wish youd make out my bill Doctor I thought you werent ready to pay it iow Wheeler Im not but a fellow just asked me what my new blcyclb cost me and I cant tell him until I hear fiom you Truth The Troper Gait Truth Washington I reckon so carried three cork screws with him Atlanta Constitution Where Ills full Came In Has your congressman any pull In j lleront Ills Tower Mrs Younghusbaud You make light of everything I do Younghusband Vou must except your tea biscuit my dear Judge Anllum to Ilnnw I 3 is an tt Truth box a few days ago flas he got even with you yet A gave Bobbins a cigar out of thh And Housefurnishing Goods generally attractive Manner Mrs Muggs That horrid Mrs Frills told Mrs Ncxdoor that I was a regu lar old cat What do you think of Mr Muggs I think sho never saw you in the samo room with a mouse N Y Weekly Tlio that business teature o our immm icv No better assortment of ires of Lore GROCERIES or better grade of goods is to be found any- ¬ where and at PRICES consistent with a legitimate business We make no special BLOW of EX- ¬ TRAORDINARY BARGAINS but guarantee your moneys worth for every dollar invested Call and see us Very Respectfully t4 I 2 Tba banleat tutngmav bsi Uut I find to Ret into dobt A harder oto for mo Brooklyn St Bernard Joal Companu INCORPORATED Ufa 4 Record women N V WeelUy- r i Money Out of tits Question Burglar Your money or your llfet Victim Certainly Take a seat while EARLINGTON KY

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