THE SINGLE NEWSPAPER
KEN' RJCKY MOUNTAINEER
im:m ummm is ike best blood
SirPLY IS COKFlltE
Our Motto: Publish Every Item of News and Preach the Gospel of Salycrsville.
VOLUME .2 NUMBER 42.
SALYERSVILLE, MAGOFFIN COUNT.Y. KENTUCKY, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 20.
Why Is It So?
Mountaineer, Crazy Sheet.
WHOLE NUMBER 95.
RePort November 1 ' 1913 Kentucky
ItlAil rAILo HhK J
Hurruh for Breathitt, county!
Turn the elephant down nn al- -t
Good info. matin., comes to r Vy and .nova the whole Wnmef
8110 United StatfiS.
that its rooster died Tuesday of 'circus out of town whoop I here il
Ruroau of Statistic in
with Weather P.ureau, United
Tin f W'U
ernnaa nml ilia Wnn.,T1J. nmi. aa Pilin Tnlinann f Tin nlrT.f tlrn.
State Department of Agriculture.
'0l must chooso between me anA
cans are sitting in the log cabin In
the -t- iib nun." a father stood before. .1
door smoking the pipe of peace. I Ruio without a bashful of ego daughter, black-brol
"0u. I cannot, father. .1 cannot."
lilfn rhut enn.nf.n.uer.iii1r4 ivl.n
w.u m.isi. 11 una mail nils scouil- 1m
Ciaiy. nobbed up and stuck hmjicad crt- -i to bo your husband, i win
ima !' totn
The Republicans aro smoking', thru the Firat page of THE MoUN - nave tiolhlni: more to do with you.
'? ,5n!"; A',,y,"
but it h just a little curl of smoke TAINEER and proclaimed hfirisolf
ob, father, pleasol I love Corn :
from thelonf some log cabin. We n dean of jurisdiction and the nlmtalhei,
Yield per ncro
licked them to a frazze, losing but lord of American letters. Now,
Hut tim father hail closed tho door
71.5;58: 109,440 2402017 312474(5
Production . .k. .. thousand
one office, that of jailer. Your
and ancient tnari - l,e?lnrt l'ln- - Ha
Old, on farina Nov. 1
3,089 137.972 G4.7CI
Amy iiuminer, fcoiuen mured, younc,
Republican brethren in Breathitt ne.s, just a phrase or two phrases beuuUful, headstrong. umii her choice
. .per cent1
are anything but peaceful. They of Duke s Mixturo phraseology she left her father's homo and maru, ,"a 8,h
him Potatoes :
have blood in their eyes ane enn to conglomerate a definition of J"
tit mivi ivuiuii ni tv juntivu .' iliu
Yield ier nere
I re When lfer baby
tests in thci- - htarts, neither of deafening "het-mouth- .'
5,151 .'528.550 420. G47
u boiu, Atny'n hairii
.thousand j 2.450
which will avail them anything. plied once to that impertinent, nesa was almost complete. I'bt nno Quality
Mahaffey has gone back to his pill uertineut and pert nen boss who flaw van llialtnher father had not. yet
the way we find it too often? pockets and Adams to the prac ice roared and bsllerod lilie a stalled faff.!...
A UcceKfm man.
What is a homo where there is of law and Bailey tu the Legisla- freight engine with a bad of livinc in iho mldt of luxury, ho wan
onid,eaf ,1!lU llaus,'t"'';
no newspaper, daily or weekly, ture maybe. Jackson Times.
tramps, but . my cousin-in-la903.875 9G2.855
Poor disgruntled thing I For my wife i s de, one of those do- - unj ,ra f0ri.,cr,
magazino or Action? We imagjeara
ine that such life is a peipetual your take we are sorry awful- feated G. 0, Pcrs in the Morgan 0,11When her babv lrl wan tno ll0,l,,,' Apples :
ly that the races were so cl ss bailiwick, fad that 1 would have
roundelay of indifference, dugust
hold. Sho never Inew iiulte hnw 11
n to coma down and do some of my
as to afford our "brethren"
,ml llfl,ri.ncd. Hhe hud i!een,o busy
and family trouble.
to have "contests in their dirty woil: for him. I went and ivitu imi iMyn. Her houkosoid
Clover seed :
And there is another sort of -- hearts." We'll wager dollar to
every voter's child in the ,Iea hBl1 J,'"1,eJ 'ry vnrant hour.
.. T She had so little llnic'tn eo what wh
doughnuts that ".'Smoky" is sor tuuuij-awe do not know what to call it
evurvuiifs wuo i
on about her. IV, i,al)li she hud
ry he over labored to "clean upl could get to. IlnriPO mv lll'.nv; nnplnrlr.l Will V mi
but, for instance, a good m ny
Mas too tired to nnljee Will anbequce
i rices to prouUCCrS.NOV
people in Kentucky, especially Breathitt county's jail house and Now I'm on for keep.
or hid vliorcabouta.
. . ,.C0litri pT bll
yard" as a campaign trick, too.
I am so fervently and holly Hut otio iiionilns the seale dropped
in the mountains, are extravaCorn
Shake hand-- , Mr Gnllllh, and; and passionately delightfully glad from her eyes, tier Inby was taken
gant enough to throw away a tell tlu Times and its "brethren" that theaccursed
and from her and slio mm eebt ndrlft upo.iPotatoes.
quarter for some wetern Vve.
The Mountaineer won't go selling seasoi. has come and gono ntl.or vrotld ntnrndlvoiced rn.twomun. lt.nl
l.nt- ill, rrrui'1 T
made up from a daily without t ire bughouse unless c didenm- t rices to produc-v-- "
Ucl l. :
expense and also makes the pub- e.i 0 thi'tn. We k.io.v the Times tho eastern hemisphere of my MreJ for the child ami Pi.! tin 1 lmr
dollars per JUII Hi
umi wuti.! uuior iimi
ouldn': send us wrongfully, be- - heart and sets in
Ami llirtnu tutlfilni tati
lisher rich for the adve.tsing,
portion thereof. I am also glad Amy cculd do. They luld her that th
cents per bu
but does the subscriber not an
UjJ 1,0 3ocidod ihinB. and
that the Democrats lost in Mu 71.H
Kuew r.oiiuni; or mo law.
of good, and arc arc too ecoiota
In desperation, tlm cast-ofwent to
nomic, or rather "tight," to pay
,That'a a friend to boriuw Iho money to ii" to
Brother and Sister.
u dollar for the home paper, and in public .places wc 3f
tnc wa a wenr. anu wny not another city. Often i,ho wan hungry .
tn Wu. 8'ad Ot it:
mid bur cloUini w.'ro raBReil, thra.l-ra
which is .everlastingly working vennrlpf if thi.v In'mw thn huninotc
Says a ne wjj.Jle-- .from" Lon.are. I here Mas no work for tho In
don. Ontario :
ySDWWr tflKrfcnecd hand. At last. ;t "Wndly
and toiling for them ar.d trying men
niiecHnti! tint hud lis origia won " i."u","i
"Alice ami Carl Jaqobson, bro.rj bank ntore ami office there tfi'
. ,.,..., mesltc sirvant. 1'or seven yrais rln
ther ami sister, lost to each. other
lived thw. tiuknonn and unmolested,
geod does the Kansas City Star, Will S on UC.1 place for a b.y to
win,is 011 forever thru Mor - j ciossins a busy utreet one day, an
fill. Th.ise who have the man-jt!lrsJ in(e childhood, learned of their
Yellow Jacket, Rip Saw, etc., do aovment of afTniru of lm!inp
an COUIlty while I was mtllemo - uutomobllo dashed aiound Iho comer Isi
true relationshipnfter a ccturtship
HJ bhrlll siren utarlied the nervous
,0lllm lel"rf "rs ,lnr .my v.omaii. She dodged find one
you, citizens of Magoffin county Will eeltet cms of these boys ; own
that was about to develop into
then tan other. 'Iho ldg ear passm!
inain'age. The story, as told by
and Eastern Kentucky? Whit thev Mil nut select Umi for
stl'Mck a nome whcre lhu lml)' over hir; then It stopped; sh.i was
the young people, is that many
do they care about what you get ity to swear, smole or tap a beer j1
lifted Into tho timueau nnd hunted to
1'Vwtrari will be shod ove" the yearH ago, in Devonshire, Kng-lunbnoAmi thn c, ,.fn,v ,,.ii ,i,,. was so gitu'somely Iwrnely that tho ucaiiist hospfial.
for your produce? What do they
When tho v.omaii opened her oyeg defeat of Tammany in New York.
Carl was adopted by a famis dtift about littie social flln(.. U couiur. t nave Kl setl IC wltn my
care if you die after they get ti
fchut L3 tiKht as llcath- ,hei "lu,y, wl.l!d upon ii
ily named Siuilhtoii, and shortly
ms and U happy fn the conceit
cowntd, It was tho sainn
your money? Are they trying to that he is "jnst the article" the wif? threw a jar of spoiled pick-- ,
nftf rwaid caino to America. He
bidden tho ehaulfeur stop
Sull Mcosc Rook!
14,13 vvne" 1 "'cnuunuu tho machlno that Itn victim ihIbIi'. bo
do anything for you?
lived in Naw York nnd Detroit
youngladlcslmdindiaponsableon!"-Miss Mflbelle Scntt will enter-- .
all occasions is also given the osculation to her tlle M ,nan eared for. try
t.. for ,,
!....!. .tu- - ... several . years, and finally, left
... .. ....
to talk, mother u. i.i ii... la,
A Far-Seeiglassy stare quite as often as the told n, there WM n"i'n.'
girl. "They aro biinIm; erandl'nther
wnen l ratt'eti my tainted money here. I want you to aavu your ktren(r,,!i uriluv ;itleriiiiun tit her home.
this city, lit 'wju residing in
We do not know who "A Dem- (Qther) "worthies?" boys.
York street here, vyjifii i lev.
men have a few loose- hab- under his no?e, the hired man le-- j for him." you and
ocrat" is, but we appreciate this
to taste my kill-m- e
mouths ago a young woman nanf
Wlio feeds 'Em.
"Ye. I ran away from my father's
man and are thankful f r its thems Ives, but they are look-ii- i: 1fusad
ooze :nd the dog bit mo on the home. I couldn't blued it, mid
o. b ys who mm as .mar
the compliment of th author to1
news- - ed .lucobaon came from
for Sale-- 2
(out: mo lu. Von vee. craridftLd
corner of my
ge torn in tve-- se'i.s. of the upper
the following communicmi n :
('liases, good as lieW, cost to live here. Com in f fom snnte
jx'sstsiiions Do you call ther failed raiddly after td ow. went JKipi'l
seldom leav hu
price S10. Write to Cnrl E. country, and both being lonely, a
Saiaersvilije, Kv , Nov. 17, '11. v'ura t . .hep tan ti .d, m.d they .that nn incident?
jt tuuuuti tiuiu
strong friendship grew up beare anle to give tno character of
rJ ilia iu i;'t. rit niut
Davis, Newt--- Wliitesbuit', Ky.
Emin Elaw, Editor, Salyersville. pvarv
tween them and ripened Into
hoi in ?:il . prr.vill
Tlivl Mr. Editor, that wes a hling- - just hoUUng mjrfurliand. Vor yart wh
you. And now ou
My Dear Sir : It would d your
love. Long conversatioiir abotif
not l.mki- e lor vwrlipB. flanged good editorial last we.-good to know what I tlink ar
When a boy applies for one of' 011 Magoffin county's fistula af-- t0 tav
Wonder, hnw much khih' of Devonshire brought the fact that
of our county newspaper. The
fa,rs' ah" 1 45 Com,any want
Kentucky Mountaineer. If ev- th.8epace8.nn is refused they
tired i yes lifted up progressive (?), Mnraan COUIlly l1LJ ltU .(.CII .Ulll ill 4. IW4II"
The young woman, hi
may no'. tll Mm ihe reason they'uu tu '""
wonderfully Had fhe went to sleep citizens would lake to lei the! town.
ery man, even the recently vic"Hp needs me; ho nee d county
di. not wa t him. but th hov
or Slate build a good writing to licr parents, encioseti
torious Republicans, appreciat d
ph'turc of Carl and told of her
yeu and ypur valuable paper as I nm depend Ui.ou it that he has etieir uiipreceuenteu promises.
a road alongside their premises V
lly a ble bay window overlooklns
Wc want the landlord to build pari;. Amy I'lumniei l'aso- and her
engagement. J no parents were
do I am quite snre you would we bcim lattd according fo his
West Liberty Courier,
the 500 new subscribers by Jan
of the opinion lhat it was tho
Boys cannot afford to better roads and bridges so we daughter v.cro shindlnp.
"Molhor. I wish you wouldn't maku
usry 1, and even more.
to tho better school
long-loWc Prefer tlie Ten.
son, ami an investiga- adopi the habits and conversa- can travel
We were beaten to a "frazzle"
house, the pedagog is going to. me liurn to earn my ifwn IIvIiib. We
Deniocr.it ic loaders at Wash- - tion was conducted which. rcveal- election, but both partus tions of tho loa'. rs and he iow-- d build. Then we will have an ain havft money, and
-Every eiil hou bo ubio to makn j,1(,lon cannot agree on a banking 'ed the fact that tho lovcra wcro
e if they
r want to be c II
could not win, and I feel conf.
nor own way inin. worm, miaiuea
,..,. lim,hp,. :md nister."
that such as wo deserve.
we will have a good c to rtsp nsibl p sitions.
., overy woman, ror nono knows wiiai:
vi ui u ui ruuiuQiuii i
administration, anyhow. I don't
,uii.i jay sho will bo thrown upon her owtijcus on tlie matter. President
blame .you for righting you
to.tell the denizen- - of Magollm resources. I nont to teach you to tare WiUon and tho Senate committee Did You Know These ?
battle I would do the tame.
county that The Mountaineer fr oure!f. The ihim: wo women- differ as to what kind of bill L
You can easily estimate weights
must leurn Is to put our trust In ourBut you must allow me th- - pri.i-lag- e
i.e u C'n I aders are
be one of the best ......
not ... ..,.
of thinking it would
without scales by following these
to he oio in Allen count,) at
neIiapers this side of the mid- - I'm een by tho two women, a broken
been better Democratic. TYo' the recent
"treii th room, wis
novel. By cracky, "The! M IDun
are at liberty to think to.-E- D.
Soft butter the iiizc of an egg.
wrinkled hand imtcd on his daujlith' the Bui Moose party has 'i
The election is over and what e
Contine t is so uood I ,cl.-- arlll
We have received a beautiful
u lg ti g
r- c in
want is a good newspaper.
d I ease
hav- - re id the first two install- ,.Vou aro rizhu
uaushter. W poem that in, wo imagine it
Ten eggs, one pound.
know Magoffin county is goi g tu t: cn.
the mj sue leu t
iimus, iviui. men fall our women, but our woran l,t.atjfi, -- the first line of which
have that consolation. W
but r eit o- the, 'e tior
Onu. pint chopped meat, ono
love in my heirt, I am,
never fait ui. It has always been to.
here are the belt wishes or th
he t ,'ui- em hi;,
Yours until next week,
It will always bo so. Vou aro right; testis
paper and the county fr- m
our women must learn to stand alone."
o lee or! y
jevery nom. abet
One pint of sugar, 12 ounces.
Dauchtur and Kranddaughter ten-- . We didn't lead any further, for
'the lirgest maj'. iti b vver '.iven
man In the room's ,
d.rly placed Iho old
v,,.. nf viinrii.iw. ' One pint of liquid, OI1C poutKl.
This ws mad '
Stick to Your Town.
most couifortnblo chair, with cushions
fjno ,,jt 0f
nncalMo . li, t... (Ko T)..ll Rl- SUgrr. 13
or man, we have never ioeri
one brouEht him hi.
returning to 'he G. O. P. i a Standby your town. Nit t do'- -' and footstool, The other selected ou
tho leaves fall up. Therefore, if. owcea. Ip.letllV: 111
Happy will be the celebration body.-- - 'What'- - Dong Among lar i ve.tod theru but pome good nf
1I,.VK Ihil hn llt.r.1
f flf SOtt llllttei'.
r ....... -- inn ii.i.fm.'o m" iii. iiiieiii
ot tne gtaa Thanksgiving
roiiticianv Lo.ii3'Ml- - ime
comeoi ll mere is no lamiiy lW1a to i,m until ho slept. Thcvbc-l7 one noiind
at Allegheny, h.tl min ng
1'ilce one' j o n family, there is
perfectly still watchluK over him, truthful as tho first line, there is
camp in Pike countv T, J M
lwo ieacup3tui tievei; j,ranu- Tfijy aiv rlitojjiiju;- wie lik : one's uvn wile; ther- - lest somethlnK should como to disturb
hell, superintenden. of t e Al
Shou d La m to vn lik OUb'howh Ida comfort.
friith lhan noplrv A tioetn eon- - 'tet' SUi'ar, one . JiOUIlll...,l r
gheny CoaJ Companr, h s o
Ti e e ar
' ho to Chi I O . whose etrw ts derly up Into hi. face, and .ked what ' tabling all trilth ulld 110 poetry j ,n .
at his own expen c that a xpect ib . d'to o p.r
no business in this office. 'sua
supply of turkeys be dU' ibuted f "use o t i n t cu- - in i h
"oro mti toulu uu lu u"K'lu
u bain s pl'y. and where wo
sniyersviuu aim fiusooui tuun-t- y
indiscriminately to eve y am i b 3,
. oca o toe
may som day sleep, i ne news
housewives will find it helpful
m tne camp, inis is U
- the s onge t i posit or., n dt
tho town, and let
Bo sure to subscribe for your
Aro you getting your paper to clip the above and preserve it.
ward of 200 families will iovouslv rnnliv t. .thh
i.,,.inp m r. .1,1'
il... hn ii..
celebrate the occasion at !'. port by hieh a ne
- nw pape s.
nc panil mao our home homo paper and the Paintsvillet regularly and on time? If not,
jfCJierous gcntleraun's bouni.y.
' notify us at once,
Tako your county paper.
Herald for $1.50.
'per can live. C.ay C.t, TimwS. frt.nouo.-tta- zel
There are hundreds, yea, even
thousands, we believe, of homes
in this (bmain we call, fair and
beautiful Kentucky in which not
o newspaper or magazine of any
description goes. What kind of
disease do we call this? The
physicians are wasting time and
money "exterminating" hook
worm, pellagra, etc., when they
rould be doing: 13 more beneficial
service by eradicating this
plague. What is a home
where there is nothing to read
but the dusty and only