Vol. I. No. XLHI.
J EFFERSONTOWN, JEFFERSON COUNTY, KY.
night after a week's illness of Dneu
monia. Five sisters and brothers, be- siues tne parents survive. Our sym
patny is with the stricken family,
and their only comfort is to know
tnat ne is
afe ln tne arms of Jesus
Had Many Traits of Character
Safe in his gentle care
The funeral was preached at the
That Were Enviable.
Penn Run church and the interment
was in Penn Run cemetery.
The Rev. Stone, of the Baptist
Mission, on Baxter avenue, will hold
J. R Z. Favors Our Readers With Another
services at Hikes' school-hous- e
Buechel next Sunday morning, April
Letter The First Man Brought Sin Into
12, at 10 o'clock.
All are invited.
The World And It Is Still Here.
The Rev. T. S. Tinsley returned
from Williamsburg this week, after
Advertisements under this bead One Cent
a word. No ad taken for less than 10c.
For rent Flat with three rooms;
Thursday, April 9, 1908.
it after six thousand years
Every man who earns his
bread by the sweat of his brow is a
victim of that mistake. Every man
who does, does so because Adam made
that blunder. It was the first and
greatest act of disobedience recorded"
in history. I can not say that I hold
icqucst, as we ao not wisn to become
a party to murder.
malice against the father of Cainr
but if the old fellow could have seen
For sale Good work mule 16 hands
The young lady received a note that
12 years old, fast walker, splendid
a little ways to the fore, and been a
reaa as iollows: "My Dear Miss:"
plow mule. Chas. Brvan; Lud M.
little more obedient, we'd be far
Will you allow me the exquisite
better off today. Adam, was tempted
pleasure of conducting your corporal
by Eve and fell, and the world is full-osystem over tne space of terra firma,
For Sale. White Plymouth Rock
Eves today who are falling as didt
intervening between the paternal
Price $1.00. Mrs. Roy
old father Adam of Eden.
domicile and the edifice
Sims, Buechel, Ky.
Of course, Adam lived before many
divine services, when the Diurnal
of us were born, and we never met
luminary shall have sought his restFor Sale. One Jersey bull two
him and are out of time so to speak,
ing place beyond the Occidental having conducted a meeting there
years; six neavy snoats; one Berkdui wnen it comes to censuring him,,
honzen? She hove a sigh on reading for several weeks.
shire boar, two years old. H. L.
Shepherdsville, April 2. Circuit let me insist that those who have
it. Her mother askeaV "What's the
Misses Gertrude Hikes and Ida
43-Goose, Jeffersontown, Ky.
matter, Sis?" Oh! a lot of college Belle Kaiser chaperoned a larce Court has landed on us with both feet. looked into the depths of woman'
gibberish and I can't tell what th nni-fiand if our
lacking in glorious eyes and retained all their
JK"" Margaret ycupie to surprise length or shy letters are we want to senses, are the only ones who can
For Sale. Large, 16 hand, bay
dratted" tool means.
Simcoe on her birth
horse, kind and gentle enough for
plead a rush of legal work in ban of condemn Adam. "Letthose
Col. Grip the
nt r.pn day Saturday last.
J. C. Bruce, Jefferson- frosts falletb lightly, the lettuce Debity, paid us
lady to drive.
J. R, Z- censure. By the way, an excuse is a cast the first stone.
a visit in the last fpw Mrs. Conrad Kaiser, who is now fine invention. I
groweth slowly, and dry beans taste
believe it was Adam,
poorly for the time is at hand when days. Of course, the visit will be re convalescing, after an illness, was the very first of his
Grateful. I am profoundly grate- the new grown green" and the smoke ing, sneezing one of the trying, sigh- April a3, party on her birthday, Friday aged to find an excuse when he manAGRICULTURAL
and coughing episodes
by a large number of her discovered
ful to the people of Jeffersontown and cured fowl form a partnership for the of our
in his first sin. He said it
vicinit for the liberal patronage and purpose of making man happy pcl would uneventful life. The colonel relatives.
was woman. Since that good day or
the cordial welcome they are extend- tone up his appetite for other spring sneeze tickle our nose and we would The Junior Christian Endeavor met was it a bad one ? excuses have mul- Society Organized at Harrod's Creek Last Friour head half off. Then change at the home of Mrs. T. S. Skiles on tiplied
Keep it up, boys. I will relishes. '"Gosh, we'er Hongry!"
ing to me.
as rapidly as the people who
day Mi'ch Interest Manifested.
continue to treat you as good as I
"Ye editor" says that a man who the program to a cough that would last Sunday. A large number of visi- n.ake them. And in about nine out
sucuse our entire corporal system like tors and
43-know how. Fred Prell.
members were present.
does not take his county paper seldom a
of ten times woman is said to be tov
or ever marries. That may oe so ir perhaps would a rat. Thon
Harrod's Creek. April H. The Har- The ,Rev. R. Hopper is holding blame.
"She tempted me," said
ensue until we were
may be so. But what reason has Mr.
almost in a doze when the colonel services this week at 10 a. m. and in Adam. And so say we all, as the rod,s Creek agricultural society was
Crescent Farm Durocs Editor) for remaining wrong, orblessed would jump on our anatomy and the evening at Buechel church in "gentlemen of the jury" are wont to yigdmzeu rriuay aiternoon last by
observe. The gentle art of making C. M. Hanna from the office of , the
body at fault? Own, manage and pound us like a base drummer. Then
excuses has been reduced to a science Commissioner of Agriculture
Frankfort. About thirtv farmers were
control a county paper and can't cease pounding for just enough time Creek, Herman Schnieder,Yann,Fern by the majority of people.
and Mrs. John
We have a choice lot of Durocs on hand own
us in tne small ot the back
of Speaking of
now and in order tomakeroom forouryoung
Adam, who was re- present who evinced much interest in
Buechel, are visiting in Jeffersonville
ana cause us to be shut un
puts, we will make very attractive prices and
garded as one of the first citizens of the proceedings. Addresses were made
The cominsr fair of the Jefferson barlow knife; then straighten like
and Uharleston, Ind.
can sell you most anything you wish in the County
Fair Company, bids fair to be dgd.in oy ramming couple of hot Mrs. Joel Yann, Mrs. William Yann Eden and who was second to none but by C. M. Hanna. L Rowdelrsh. of
Durocline from a Herd Boar to weanling pig.
best one yet. The premium list rods in each ear anda heat our head Mrs. John Yann andlittle Miss Esther Ji,ve, recalls to mind, or rather re- Ohio, and Col. James S. Ray, of.
minds me, that the grand old man of Florida Heights. The officers of the
catalogue will soon be ready
Wheeler Bros., and press, a general overhauling for until the water boils out of our eyes visited Mrs. H. Schnieder Sunday
of iiKe tne uataract at Fodona.
the harden was a very fortunate fel society are C. E. Hunt, president.
R. F. D. 11, Buechel, Ky. the old list will be given and a new nose begins to smell at
juw. xu uis iuve anairs ine was so John S. Waters, vice president.
blind that he could not see anyone Kemp, Secretary and crop reporter.
be made and newer and more up-- eyes giving it a bath. the idea of the
Cumb, Phone E
Our upper lip
WITCHING HOUR" but Eve, and for years regarded her A meeting will be held at the HarHome Phone, Fern Creek Ex.
articles be placed on the twitches: our breath
as the only woman in the world. They rod's Creek school-hous- e
premium list. By the way, will some enure Doay is drawncomes quick, our
together to re
lady, or rather ladies, send a list of sist the shock and
did not have to elope to get married April 17, at 2:30 o'clock.
So Successful In Louisville that Manager Jno. for
B. it. Wheeler.
household, needlework, painting, etc., noo and we finally draw
there was none to oppose. Adam
had no rivals, and those of us who
T. Macauley Has Been Requested To
Our Motto: "Honest Work and a Square to the secretary not later than April and behold the colonel is sittintr hv
have been the victims of successful
lath or 20th? The committee is at a our side laughing and preparing to
Present the Play again.
rivals can very well afford to envv
loss to know how to change the list give us another round.
March 30. Mr. and Mrs. Stanley
him even at this late day. And atrain. Adams, of Louisville, were guests of
or revise, and request the lady friends
O. G. Whizz.
there were no cartoonists to
to assist them. Please address E. B
The fact that Louisville people have up in the papers. Of coursefix Adam f Misses Mrs. Spence Minor, Sunday.
Berry, secretary, Route 11, Buechel,
asred "The Witching Hour" back to formation concerning the habits, oc Brooks.of Mamie Robyand Mary Tyler
play a return engagement at Macau-ley'- s cupation and disposition of our com- Mary a leldBrook's Station, visited Miss
Brooks. Saturday and SunTheatre, beginning- next Mon mon source is
In memory of late Capt. Charles B
day night, April 13, shows how willing from the facts somewhat meague, but day.
Mrs. George Kirk visited hersister,
now in our possession.
Stivers is new Manuel Training By County Patrolman B. F. Tyler Id The anxious Kentucky people are to patand with a little guess work added, Mrs. George Pearson, in Louisville
School named: The memory of the
ronize the theatre when the dramatic we soliloquize thusly;
Used late Captain Charles B. Stivers, who
Capture of Charley Cooper, Alias
offering is worth while. While everyMr. Will Thomas and family, of
was principal for 26 years of the oid
Adam was no grafter;
GIVE US A TRIAL.
one knows that "The Witching Hour."
He was no beoze grafter;
Louisville, are spending several weeks-witCentral and its successor, the tsteele
by Augustus Thomas, has met with reHe did not wear a silk hat;
his mother, Mrs. J. S. Thomas.
High School, will be perpetuated by
Mr. Henry Sanders and family,
He neve: wore sharp toed shoes;
naming the new manfcel training high Charley Cooper, who is known hv Chicago, asuccess manyNew Nork and
school the Stivers Manual Training the people of this locality as Charlie skeptical asgreat
been spending a few weeks
to how true a picture to He am not cnew Kate lira vely plug;
Hijrh SchooL Such was the action Thomas that name having been giv
did not smoke Duke's mixture;
and relatives here, have reKentucky life this play might be.
He never ate canned salmon:
taken by the Board of Education at en oy mm wnen nrst coming here
turned to their home in Louisville.
The drama has iust concluded a
Nor fished with a reel or fly;
Mrs. Bert Thorne is with her mothnight. Dayton, u., was arrested on a charge of cranil three nights' engagement in Louis-of Comfort and Style its session last
Nor told big fish yarns:
er, Mrs. Vincent, of Portland.
larceny oy (jountv Patrolman. R. F. ville and so successful has it been
Capt. Charles B. Stivers was a ly.'er, Saturday morning at 6:15
Nor courted a dozen girls;
Mrs. Lizzie Hays, who has been in
Nor run from big snakes;
Louisville quite a while with her sick
Shoe discomfort is impossible to the native Kentuckian, born near Fern o'clock at the First street ferry in that Manager Macauley asked to have
Nor have a brain storm ;
sister, is at home for a fcTT days.
wearer of Vogel Shoes. They are as Creek, Ky. He was a graduate of Louisville, just as Cooper was aboard-in- g it play at nisseemed impossible, week
At first this
Nor shave himself on Sunday;
Miss Ida Beeler, who has been the
brimful of style as any Shoe and to West Point Academy, N. Y., held
a boat to make his exodus for alter mucn telegraphing, the engag
Nor abuse the Society of Equity;
wear a pair will convince you of their captaincy in the U. S. army, served parts unknown. Cooper, who is 17 ment at Milwaukee was
guest;of Miss Georgia Brown,
Nor run off with another man's wife. of Louisville, has returned home.
throughout the civil war, at close of years of age, had been making his those who missed
seeing this drama
The Voirel low shoes include two war was put on retired list as Captain home with Mr. JoeGellhaus, who lives on
It is not shown that he was passioneyelet ties, Blucher Oxford and Col- Made his home at Dayton, Ohio, three miles south of town, and was of the its first visit to Louisville will have ately fond of Ben Davis apples; in R. F. D. 21, HARROD'S CREEK.
opportunity next week.
where he died. He was the brother gooa appearance and Mr. Gellhaus
lege Strap Oxfords.
fact we are bound to admit that he
The story of
The favorite leathers will be tan, of three of our prominent citizens A. pjaced every confidence in him. He with Kentucky the play is one dealing was a model husband, a good father,
April 4. Miss Fannye Peyton, of
politics and the fact and a neighbor without neighbors
Russioncalf, golden fcrown kid, gun M. Stivers, L. J. Stivers and S. A left Cooper in charge of the place
Louisville, is spending several weeks
metal calf and vici kid, $2.50 and $3.00 Stivers; also a brother of Mrs. Wm. Friday and went to Louisville. On that there a frequentgovernor of the and at last, a gardener without a with her cousin, Mrs. Jennye Hibbs.
A full line of Ladies', Chuargu and Brown and Mrs. David Hickman, of his return he missed $12 in money, a killing of
Mrs. J. B. Clore, of Beard, spent
state, will add interest to what the garden. He had no warning neighthis place.
Men s Shoes always to be found at
gold watch and chain. eod rintr. and New York and Chicago critics have bors to land him on the arbitration the week-enwith her mother, Mrs.
boards nor was he ever summoned to C. E. Hunt
otner tnmgs amounting to about $45 declared to be a beautiful drama.
The people generally have no idea also Mr. "Thomas." He immediately
testify to the amount of alimony his
Mrs. Belle Rosson, and Mrs- - John
The critic of
of the difference of the valuation of notihed Mr. Tyler, who, together said that Mr. the Louisville Herald neighbor's wife was justly entitled to. Broyles and daughters, of Henry
William Morris, who
he real estate of this country when witn ivir. ueiinause, started on a plays the leading part,
thatof a Louis- ltering the time Adam cooled hisofswe- Misses Nannie visiting their sisters,,
iven to the Assessor and. when placed search for the bov. Believino- that ville gambler,
and Anna Broyles.
resembles Goebel very old apple tree,"in and "shade
o tne real estate agents oook.
we he would cross the river, thev went much, and this lends
Mrs. Orlando Johnston and daughadditional rapt attention to the melodious matins ter, Miss Catherine,
ave in our mind a sample. Value down to the ferry early Saturday
maut a flyir
Buff Leghorns Deuerletn
rhapsodistical rhamphor-hynchuI given to assessor $2,500; price to sell morning and had been there onlv a vraisemblance to what is already a of the
trip to Louisville Thursday.
striking and true picture of an exon dodged with consummate
Strains for, $10,000. Another instance, two short while when Cooper showed up. citing episode. The cast is one of un- Miss Bettye Hoke has return.
acres, assessed value $600; 135 acres He was immediately placed under ar- usal excellence and has been shower- skill the picking points of the preco- home, after attending tlie DemplyV
cious and persistent porcupine, he Clark wedding at Valley Station.
adioininsr $2,500. "Consistency, thou rest and lodged in jail.
in New York
art a jewel." Many years ago when On examining him the watch, ring Chicago. praise bothMorris appears"and was regarded as the best dressed man T. C. Tyler, who has been sick for
Best in existence.
as in the garden. Most of the
time he the past three weeks- - i somewhat
Blue ribbon winners at Louisville and I was a boy I read where a man and and $2.60 was found, also, a revolver, a Kentucky gambler, who comes to
his wife were called on to pay tithes which he had purchased with some of the concluson
other leading shows
that his hypnotic powers and a couple ofleaves.fetching smiles improved.
on their property and because they the stolen money. When the bov make ic impossible
Miss Fannye Peyton- and Miss Anna
All pens carefully mated
failed to give the proper value they was taken to jail he was at once play an honest gamefor him to Ameli a just one mistake; but it was a big one. Miller, of Worthingtonr spent Friday
So big that we can feel the effects of with Mrs. L. E. Hoke and family.
EGGS $1.50 PER FIFTEEN.
weie struck dead. If that was the recognized by the turnkey, who
case now the country would not be so formed Messrs. Tyler and Gellhaus in Gardner, plays the and distinguished
P. M. Brown,
densely populated after the Assessor his real name. The examining trial role.
or titheman went his round.
St. Matthews. Ky.
Monday in Squire O'Connor's
Court and resulted in a fine of $25.
R. F. D. NO. 14.
"Say, pap, is cofferdam swearin'?" which was paid by the boy's father.
, my son, it is not, but why do
County Patrolman Tyler is to be
"No-oBAASS' PHARMACY you ask me such a question?"
congratulated on his shrewdness in
March 24. Mr. and Mrs. Geonre
Well, sis has got the grip, you the capture of the lad. , He was up
sehart entertained at dinner Sun
says if you don't get till i o clock Friday night searching
know, and she
7 day in honor of the twelfth birthday
Prescriptions carefully com- rhp ricirtnr t.n tnve her some meninnp Ior mm
Are the BEST for your GARDEN and FARM
anniversary or tneir uaugcter, V iol a.
she "believes she will cofferdam head
She received several nice presents
Descriptive Catalogue Mailed Free.
pounded at all hours.
Those present were Misses Susan,
Laura and Bessie Paris, Stella Smith,
Jay bird sitting: on a swingin' limb.
Viola and Myrthe Wisehart Mr. OIHe
He winked at me, I "winked" at him;
The Drug Store At the Loop
Paris, Master Jordan and
Saw the Blackbirds flying:
Buechel, April 6. The trustees of hart and Mr. Willie Paris,Ollie Louis
Are the leaders in Jefferson county. They
And heard the Bluebird's distant cry.
district number one school took up ville.
Cumb. 'Phone E. 547-Home 'Phone 1770
Sparrows building: in the Martin's place,
produce the LARGEST and BEST Quality of
the school census in their district last
The Cat and brown wren havin' a race;
Mr. Willie Wisehart, of Louisville,
for the dinner bell's ring: Friday.
visited his brother, Geo. Wisehart,
Everything- points to the comin' of Spring.
The C. W. B. M. composed of vounp and tamily Friday.
Spring, yes Spring, that joyous time. .
ladies and matrons of Buechel. held
Mrs. Will Gilliland spent the day A
Brush in hand, and eyes full of lime
tneir montniy meeting Wednesday, wilu irirs. ricuJ jiuidu TTT eunesaay.
To keep from "enssin" you try to sing
nome 01 Mrs.
welcome! joyous Spring.,
Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Spienel, of
Harry F. Kirchdorfer, brother of Louisville, was the guest of Mr. and
E. Jefferson Street,
The rich dude passes in his1 automobile.
The poor boy limps with a thorn in his heel, J. u. Kircnaorter, of Louisville, died Mrs. Jim Savage Sunday.
The "Angler" is seen with a jug of bait.
Mrs Lon Durr spent Sunday and
And you doa't get supper till almost eight. Friday morning at tne home of his
brother on the Bardstown road, in Monday with her brother, Mr. Joe
All these things will come to pass
Buechel. His remains were taken to Mathews.
And the old grey gander nip the grass
the home of his sister, Mrs. Henry Stanley and Clarence, May and
The dove will coo, and the Cat bird sing
And Easter flowers bloom in the Spring.
L,uraing, 01 unnsty avenue, from Marion Snyder, visited their grandf
Spoons, Forks, Knives, etc.
"Well," said the old Nick, "1 will Monday the funeral was conducted Sunday. in Louisville last Saturday and 4.
morning and the burial was
have been made and given perfect sans- - J let you off if you can think up three
Mrs. Kate Palmer and Miss Lizisie
'Tk. .t.mn "XH.A1 Dno.p. Rpnt" V tasks which I can't aecomnlish " sickSt. Louis cemetery. He had been Goose spent last Wednesday with M rs.
Jfor about four years of tuberculwe observed," find a suit
on any knife, fork or spoon , wherever r'Allriht,
H. L. Goose.
able name for Frank William's build- months He came had Buechel a few
bought, guarantees its high quality.
Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Whaley were in
a hennery built,
Show the value of doingr business in a bank, as it extends a line of credit to those
ing, the exact date when the cars
who would otherwise be embarrassed in trying: to meet their obligations. The
will reach this place, and a premium hoping thlt the exercise and country Louisville last Goose and Mrs. Ka te
Jefferson County Bank has cared for all of its customers and many others who
list that will please all the directors." the would benefit his health. He was Palmer,Lizzie
CHAS. W. ROMPEL
spent Thursday afternoon
son of Lawrence Kirchdorfer and
needed financial assistance that ;hey could not secure from any other source.
The old boy shirked terribly, but there
We make it a special point to care for our customers at all times, and the deposiwas nothing for him but to acknowl- leaves several brothers and a sister with Mrs. Myrtle Whaley. Mrs. PalMiss Emma Snyder visited
tors at our bank have every assurance of being- cared for no matter how hard
edge gracefully that he was beaten. to mourn his loss. He was thirty-on- e
mer and Miss Lizzie Goose lastSunday.
ye; .rs of age and unmarried.
the times sret. Become one our patrons by opening an account with us and you
Diamonds, Watches, Clocks
We received a card from a young
Mr. and Mrs. R. E. Whaley took
m blacksmith shop belonging
will never regret it. Our metkods are
our policy liberal, and we safeX'n
miss saying it would afford her undinner with Mrs. Palmer and Miss
guard the interests of all who do business with us. Pour per cent on time dePine watch, clock and bounded pleasure to have our auto- to George Ash burnt about a week Lizzie Goose last Sunday.
posits. Safety Deposit Boxes for rent. Come and see us. We will please you.
ago with considerable damage. The
Jewelry repairing: a specialty.
graph and it would tickle her to new shop was
Call for oneof ou
saved by hard work.
tie pamphlets, ' 'Banking Made Plain, "
death to get our photograph. (Gee!
419. E Market st Louisville, Ky.,
rally will be held
Don't she gush, and over so little!)
H. N. KEUBELT. President.
WM. H. AMES, Cashier.
Now, my dear miss, our autograph is at Fairview Christian church on the
Buechel, March 31. Mr. and Mrs.
JOHN J, McHENBY, Vice President.
always in use signing notes, Bardstown road in Buechel on Sunday, Joe E. Schaefer entertained a number
Stockmen, if you want duns,suggestand as for ourare cheaper invited.19, Good3 o'clockand m. All are of friends at their home at Doups
interesting Point Sunday. Those present were
ways to kill rats, and owing to the speakers are on the program.
the kind of printing
Miss Lula, Ida and Thresa Frederick
Matthews, the little
and Mr. Coman and
brings business, see The should be practiced eveninin extermi- Floyd son of Mr. and Mrs. William All had a delightful Williamand a jolTPTTPPDCr.XTTr.WM' ITV r
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nating rodents. . Therefore, it be- - Hart, of Newburg, died Thursday ly time.
apply to D. A. Floore, Jeffersontown,
No Station, Aprile
Spring has come (after the freeze);
the little lambs gambol
and the "coons" shoot craps on the
public roads on the high smooth
spots come seven, come 'leven but
the Captains of Police come not.
Wanted A nice quiet place, where
house cleaning is not rampant, where
"Electric Paste," "Death to vermin"
and soap suds are unknown. Please
address: B. Bug, Hotel de Hot, Scrap
Ave., No. 23.
Onions set were all set, but the late
rains upset the sets that were set,
and now the setters have to reset the
sets that the rains upset. See?
The sun shineth brightlyy, the
M. W. Agee's
Wood, Stubbs & Co.'s
Blue Ribbon Seeds
Acme Brand Fertilizers
the; recent hard times
The Jefferson County Bank